Summary: The H.E.A.T team are on assignment and this time they're dealing with two Godzilla Juniors. It's nurture vs. nature gone crazy especially when a disgruntled artist and a hyperactive ninja (guess who) become parents to giant fire breathing lizards with demon chakra powering up their pipes.
Author's Note: I don't own Naruto or Godzilla the series. This takes place in an alternate universe since I don't know how much damage bouncing baby lizards the size of football fields can make. I've been researching all over the place to make sure this story is believable. Well, this chapter was going to be only 27 pages and ended being 57! I seriously had to edit. Still, this piece is fun, and what was going to be one chapter will end up being multiple chapters of chaos.
(What happened so far Sasuke's Point of View)
". . . uh . . . Hi," I greet the lizard not sure he can understand human, Jira is quite the loudmouth and she speaks well, "WAIT WHAT'RE YOU DOING!"
The big black lizard sniffed me. He hooked a huge black claw into my shirt and dangled me in front of his nose.
"Chidori!" I scream pushing Raiton Chakra into my fist and aiming the technique at his face. Man, that hide is thick. I felt like I was hitting a thick rubber wall. The flash of light did nothing to deter the boat. In fact the boat just went rattling over. That's the last thing I saw before the beast opened his mouth and swallowed me whole. I could only hear the swish of water as he descended into the Pacific Ocean below.
Kaiju Chaos Kyuubi Style
Chapter 5: Horror in a "HUG ME" Shirt
(Aboard the H.E.A.T. Seeker, Third Person Point of View)
"But I saw it I swear," Randy protested, "I saw a flying ninja scream like a little girl."
"Oh yeah sure you did," Elsie snorted, "and I'm the queen of the pacific."
The argument had been going on for two hours already ever since they got the call, from the mayor, about some crazy people jumping into the Pacific Ocean and despite many a protest Nick the humanist was adamant to rescue them. Mendel tried pointedly to support Elsie's point of view about leaving it as is. Monique didn't want to get in the middle of anything and decided to go keep an eye on Godzilla who had the sudden urge to jump up onto an iceberg and eat something. Monique's dark eyes narrowed. She took up a pair of binoculars to take a look at the man shaped thing that Godzilla dangled momentarily by his claws.
"Nick!" Monique commanded, "Qu'est-ce que c'est? (1)"
Monique handed the binoculars to Nick. Nick looked up but too late. Godzilla chomped down on his catch of the day. He dipped his colossal head into the ocean and dived out to sea. Nick shook his head and shrugged his shoulders as he handed the binoculars back to Monique. He didn't seem to have time to worry about what his adopted 400 foot tall lizard son was putting in his mouth. If he noticed that thing was in the shape of a man he'd have yelled otherwise.
Meanwhile Elsie was flipping through a very unique book (2) while Mendel went down to work on some samples.
"Gahhhhhhhhhhh," Mendel screamed, "WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LAB!"
"See I told you a flying ninja flew through here." Randy scoffed as he followed the rest of the group down to the lab where NIGEL was usually stored but NIGEL just so happened to be outside. A one hundred sixty-eight centimeter tall man shaped hole was letting in the draft through one wall. A man shaped hole on the other wall across from it was letting out the draft. Elsie's jaw dropped in shock, Mendel was babbling nonsense, Monique's face lit up with surprise for like two seconds before her face shut down and Nick, perplexed, looked at one hole that had the view of the Aleutian Islands on one end and the Ice Berg that Godzilla climbed onto in the other hole.
"Are you sure it was a human being that came through here?" Nick asked causing Randy to get so flustered.
"Ehhhhh," Randy screamed, "It was a flying Ninja! That's just what I've kept telling everyone else Jefe (3)! He even dropped a sword and everything."
Monique pondered this for a bit before asking, "Let me see this sword?"
Randy handed her the Katana. She unsheathed the blade and studied its detail. Her eyes ran over the blue wood hilt. It took her only a glance to recognize the blade's origins. It came from an unknown continent that no one was supposed to know exist. Of course every secret service agent and their dog knew it. So how could she say as much as she could say and still keep her lips sealed?
"Yes Randy it is a ninja sword." Monique simply stated as she sheathed the blade and put it carefully on a nearby shelf next to the door.
"Oh I knew it I knew it!" Randy cheered, he bolted for the deck.
"I didn't say anything about flying ninjas!" yelled Monique chasing after him.
COUGH-COUGH
SPLAT
Monique squirmed underneath a pile of arms and legs covered in drool. The flying Ninja just made his appearance in a set of Asian style pants, sandles, a rope belt, and the most hideously bubble gum pink sweatshirt anyone ever seen with the words 'HUG ME' labeled all over it. Godzilla gave a wide toothy grin. His claws dug into the stern; treading water. Elsie was flabbergasted and ran out of words to say. Nick was bent over checking the poor teen's vital signs. The ninja's eyes a couple of curly Q's beneath that spiky raven hair. Randy was quite proud to be right. Monique scowled at Godzilla before glowering at Nick.
"How dare you let that th-that . . . Thing spit up all over me!" Monique spat; ready to kill him.
"Hey that thing's called Godzilla Monique," Randy interjected before cheering, "All right smooth move for the G-man!"
"Well at least it wasn't me this time." Mendel cheered, before blowing his nose. He was the one who usually got caught in situations like this.
Nick glanced up and asked, "So, who wants to take him for an examination."
"I'm not going to touch him." Elsie retorted, "Besides I've . . . Got some samples to go study!"
"Wait, wait, I'll come with you." Mendel cried.
"Cool," Randy cooed, "Can I poke him?"
". . . No . . ." Monique chided as she rolled the Ninja off of her, "He might become violent when he wakes up. So I'll carry him, besides, I feel filthy enough as it is anyway."
Entertaining Footnotes: This is just a refresher or just a few clues and hints for those that may be unfamiliar with either Naruto or Godzilla: the Series. I also included a few hints on how Clarity ended becoming familiar with the Ninja World.
(1) Qu'est-ce que c'est?- French for What's that?
(2) A very unique book- Remember the book that slug left Elsie in chapter 3? Anyone guess who that slug was? I'll give you a hint. It wasn't a mutation that attacked Denver Stadium, it was a summons, particularly a ninja summons.
(3) Jefe- Spanish word for "boss" and Randy's nickname for Nick.
