Summary: The H.E.A.T team are on assignment and this time they're dealing with two Godzilla Juniors. It's nurture vs. nature gone crazy especially when a disgruntled artist and a hyperactive ninja (guess who) become parents to giant fire breathing lizards with demon chakra powering up their pipes.
Author's Note: I don't own Naruto or Godzilla the series. This takes place in an alternate universe since I don't know how much damage bouncing baby lizards the size of football fields can make. I've been researching all over the place to make sure this story is believable. My friend and I have also thought up a few running gags to make sure this chapter is full of the funny.
(What happened so farAboard the H.E.A.T. Seeker, Sasuke's Point of View)
The women's jaws dropped. I loved my plan for sweet revenge already. No, I wasn't going to have everyone die. Otherwise where would the fun be? The twins kind of grew on me and Naruto's lucky enough to survive. What are a few bullet holes in his stomach going to do to him anyway?
"They're holding a couple of civilians, hostage. Oh did I forget to mention an ugly pink haired mutation, a plant based mutation, and another mutation that's a painting piece of rice paper?" I lied, knowing that this would instantly sic themselves all over those annoying ninjas on the island. I know they changed but Ninjas hate confrontation and Clarity hates being rescued. I lay back down to sleep with sweet dreams of the chaos soon to come.
Kaiju Chaos Kyuubi Style
Chapter 7: Some-Mores and a Show
(Meanwhile down where NIGEL is usually stored Sasuke's Point of View)
"I don't know what Sasuke was specifically talking about so I took it upon myself to bring out the usual arsenal of equipment." retorted the stout blonde, Mendel What's-his-face, as he handed the rest of the team, each some kind of gun, a device, and something else. I could barely see over their shoulders while I used their ugly yellow robot for a crutch. I've taken walks in Orochimaru's labs several times and even this stuff Mendel talked about is more technologically advanced than some of the stuff back home. Yet just the thought of the word "home" left me sad, broken and empty. I don't consider Konohagakure my home (just the thought of Naruto's disgusting apartment is bad enough). I don't consider Clarity's art shop a home (I'm only there for free food). I never had a home to begin with so why am I getting depressed now?
"Tch, massacre," I mumbled as it suddenly made sense, thinking of the time my whole family got murdered.
"You say something?" Randy chirped perking up at me.
"hn . . . Nothing . . . Just fine," I sneered to hide my moment of weakness.
"Okay no hay problema, señor 'Me Abrace'(1)," Randy teased, slapping my back. I glowered at him; confused by his words. I yearned to destroy that abomination "HUG ME" sweatshirt now. I can take a hint; that's what he's teasing me for. Oh he'll feel my wrath.
"Randy, Monique, cover the right," Nick commanded pointing a finger, "Elsie and I will cover the left, Sasuke, Mendel, stay here in what's left of the lab."
"What do you need me to do?" Mendel mewled.
"Mendel," Nick reiterated with a squeeze of his shoulder, "We don't know what triggered Sasuke's PTSD(2). All I do know is a storage closet is the closest thing to not have anything that'd trigger any chronic flashbacks."
"I'm right here you nerd," I scoffed, good grief, do adults always have to make me the third wheel here? I demand to be the center of attention!
"So you're just leaving me here to baby-sit some crazy kid in a storage closet?" Mendel quipped, his voice rising in a pitch I didn't like.
"No, I'm counting on you to keep him from blowing up the ship." Nick deadpanned shouldering his blaster and saying, "Good Luck."
(Aboard the Holey H.E.A.T Seeker, Third Person Point of View)
"Jira, are you two sure Sasuke's in there?" Naruto hissed. Shogi and Jira made a leap, clinging to the side of a forlorn ship with a ferocious face painted on its stern.
"Uh-huh," Jira nodded; her angular black head bobbing zealously, "I threw him right there Papa." Jira proudly pointed indicating the Sasuke shaped hole in the side of the ship. "Now what?"
"Well, now we have someone scout er-I mean-look around to see if anyone's up there." Yamato explained slowly, still not believing he was explaining everything word for word to two giant baby lizards.
"Oh Okay," Jira beamed.
Jira whipped out her long black tail. She pulled poor Sakura up atomic wedgie style. Sakura, outraged, flung a feeble kick. Jira twisted and flung Sakura up deck. The poor kunoichi landed with a crash. A string of profanities echoed in the dark. The lizard twins tilted their heads simultaneously. Their ears picking up every word, Sakura said.
"Errrr?" Shogi asked.
"Papa," Jira translated, "What's an uzai(3)?"
BAM BAM BAM BAM
P-CHING
SHANNAROO
"iie don't go asking that, Dattebayo!" Naruto screamed over the onslaught of fists and gunfire, "We need to move! Now!"
(Back on the Aleutian Coastline; Clarity's Point of View)
A gale of blasts erupted on the ship across from the sea. It was Shuriken and Kunai versus Gun Shot and laser fire lighting up the night sky. Scores of inked beasts coming down upon some lady in a baggy green sweatshirt. Sakura went toe to toe with a French-Vietnamese beauty who kept quietly out of reach. One Spanish kid was making use of the waves of Yamato's Water Style Jutsu while Naruto and the twins dove below ship, scaring some poor blonde fat guy off his swiveling wheeled chair. So if any of you are wondering how I got such a good view of all this chaos, worry no more, because the mega-zoom accessory works wonders into turning my DSLR camera into an impromptu telescope.
"Some-Mores?" Murray asked, offering a gooey marshmallow treat.
"Ah sure Murray Thank you," I chirped, as I took the treat from his hand. Grahm cracker boxes, chocolate bars, and marshmallows laid aligned on an extra camp chair beside Shikamaru who was rubbing the bridge of his nose to stave off the oncoming headache. Murray happily took a stick and went back to roasting marshmallows.
"Tell me why," Shikamaru almost groaned, "Why do you go to the troublesome hassle of making Some-mores while our friends are out there risking life and limb."
"Weh yah see Shi-hah-ah-roo," I explained, but forgot my mouth was full, "Inste Ah ish 'itting a-houn. Ah ish looking at hah battah fell to find Sauce-gay Oh-hee-haw. Nah oose doing it on an empty stomah.(4)"
"Say what?" Shikamaru blabbed.
"She's looking for Sasuke," Murray retorted as though understanding me was second nature, "Do you want a Some-More?"
"Some more what?" Shikamaru asked.
"Do you want a Some-More?"
"Some more what?"
"Do you want this." Murray beamed shoving a S'more in Shikamaru's face. Shikamaru flailed trying to get that evil gooey atrocity away from him. I could hear the two yowling like cats and dogs. Shikamaru moaning a "what a drag" here and a "troublesome" there while Murray openly used that Some-More like a sword keeping Shikamaru at bay. I adjusted the mega zoom lense on my camera only to catch a familiar glint of brunette hair. I adjusted the zoom. There was definitely someone on that boat I hadn't seen in a long; long time.
Entertaining Footnotes: This is just a refresher or just a few clues and hints for those that may be unfamiliar with either Naruto or Godzilla: the Series. I also included a few hints on how Clarity ended becoming familiar with the Ninja World.
(1)no hay problema, señor 'Me Abrace'- Spanish for "no problem, Mr. 'Hug Me'"
(2)PTSD- Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. (A/N: Hey Sasuke was with a 50 year old psycho scientist! Who says that doesn't scar you for life?)
(3)Uzai- Japanese word for "pain in the buttocks".
(4)What was Clarity saying? Translation: "Well you see Shikamaru, instead of just sitting around, I am looking at the battlefield to find Sasuke Uchiha. No use doing it on an empty stomach." (A/N: Now we all know why Clarity rarely talks with her mouth full. :D)
Author's Note: I hope I'm keeping the character's in character but to have Sasuke play the Brooding Brat around the H.E.A.T Team was just too funny an idea. I just had to do it. I just wish I got this chapter up sooner! I was so busy tweaking, but I want to make sure that my readers get my best from me because they deserve the best. Rate, review and have a good time because the feedback from you guys is always welcome.
