Summary: The H.E.A.T team are on assignment and this time they're dealing with two Godzilla Juniors. It's nurture vs. nature gone crazy especially when a disgruntled artist and a hyperactive ninja (guess who) become parents to giant fire breathing lizards with demon chakra powering up their pipes.
Author's Note: I don't own Naruto or Godzilla the series. This takes place in an alternate universe since I don't know how much damage bouncing baby lizards the size of football fields can make. I've been researching all over the place to make sure this story is believable. My friend and I have also thought up a few running gags to make sure this chapter is full of the funny.
(What happened so far)
"Weh yah see Shi-hah-ah-roo," I explained, but forgot my mouth was full, "Inste Ah ish 'itting a-houn. Ah ish looking at hah battah fell to find Sauce-gay Oh-hee-haw. Nah oose doing it on an empty stomah."
"Say what?" Shikamaru blabbed.
"She's looking for Sasuke," Murray retorted as though understanding me was second nature, "Do you want a Some-More?"
"Some more what?" Shikamaru asked.
"Do you want a Some-More?"
"Some more what?"
"Do you want this." Murray beamed shoving a S'more in Shikamaru's face. Shikamaru flailed trying to get that evil gooey atrocity away from him. I could hear the two yowling like cats and dogs. Shikamaru moaning a "what a drag" here and a "troublesome" there while Murray openly used that Some-More like a sword keeping Shikamaru at bay. I adjusted the mega zoom lens on my camera only to catch a familiar glint of brunette hair. I adjusted the zoom. There was definitely someone on that boat I hadn't seen in a long; long time.
Kaiju Chaos Kyuubi Style
Chapter 9: Guess Who?
(In a random storage closet, Sasuke's Point of View)
"Grrrrr Mendel," I growled aloud banging atop the Janitor's closet door, "Mendel! Let me out! What's going on!"
BANG-BANG-BANG-BANG-BANG
SHANNAROOOOOO!
KER-SMASH BASH
KER-RASH
PEW PEW PEW PEW
KER-SMASH SMASH
PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW
"Mommy!" Mendel shouted and that was the last I heard from him.
Great that sounded like the next Great Ninja War outside. Yes, I started this mess but I wanted to be around to see Naruto get his butt kicked. Don't blame me I've been around Psychopathic Criminals for too long. I smashed my broken leg into a bucket, a box, and some kind of box of foreign junk food I think Randy had called "Twinkies." I don't know why people like those "Twinkies". They're just jet puffed sponge cake on a nasty piece of card board to keep the cream filling from spilling out of it. I hate sweets anyway. I tossed the . . . "Twinkies" . . . aside with my good hand. Actually on second thought I needed to prop my leg up. What better thing to use than a box of nasty "Twinkies?"
(Aboard the Holy HEAT Seeker, 3rd Person Point of View)
Nick stood poised, back turned against wall. He held his breath every time some pink haired girl swung her fist and bashed a piece of the boat away where Monique's head should've been. He gasped at every wake of water came out of nowhere, every drawing that came alive, and felt his heart stop when he saw a baby Godzilla no taller than him in copper colors in the moonlight. The little Lizard sniffed the air. Nick's head was repeating the one mantra he had been thinking for weeks ever since that Giant Slug attacked Denver Stadium and left that bingo book in his lab.
. . . This isn't real . . .
. . . This isn't real . . .
. . . This isn't real . . .
. . . Oh Please God send me a logical scientific sign!
/HIYA KIDS THIS IS ELMO! PICK UP THE PHONE THIS IS ELMO CALLING. ELMO WANTS TO SAY HE LOOOOOOVES YOU!/
"Hello Joel Haas' cell phone, Nick Tatopolis speaking," spoke Nick in a crisp clear voice before he realized, this was the cell phone Sasuke had when he got spit up on the ship, "I mean . . . Gah, May I take a message."
"Nick?" The voice sounded absurdly familiar, almost like the ding-ding of a dinner bell, asking, "Nickels(1) is that you?"
"Spitball(2)?" Nick declared dropping the phone.
SHINK
He bent down to pick up the phone. A kunai embedded itself where his head should've been. Nick decided it was best to stay down low. He just couldn't believe his luck. He slumped his blaster by the door.
"I haven't heard from you in ages! Where were you this time? China, Japan, I thought you were stuck doing that Hot Dog Stand on Coney Island!" spoke Nick, pacing around, completely forgetting the war zone going on around him.
(Back on the Aleutian Islands, Spitball A.K.A Clarity's Position)
"Nick, how many times do I have to say it, I'm only at those jobs from one week to a day . . . Tops." I spoke, My camera safely dangling in my other hand. The thing can get pretty heavy after a while. Shikamaru was busy wiping chocolate and Marshmallow off his chuunin vest. He rolled his eyes as I kept chatting, "You know the last time I saw you was when you were out on a boat at least a few hundred more or less miles from where I'm sitting."
I took a look at the screen just in time to take a wonderful picture of my old college buddy's drop jawed face. Yes, I went to college with Nick Tatopolis. We used to take psychology together. I helped him with his research. He helped me in my pranks. The last prank we ever did together was stick earthworms in the cafeteria's corned beef hash at school. Too bad the Health Inspector got to eat it (so did Camryn Winters(1) but he's a dork). That's how I ended up serving hot dogs at Coney Island as well as gross a bunch of tourists out when Nick and I got to talking about what's actually in a hot dog anyway.
"That's it," I heard Shikamaru murmur, his hands flashing through the Jutsu hand signs, his dark eyes gleaming evilly, "Keep him talking Clarity just keep talking and this whole troublesome battle is over."
"What's over?" exclaimed Nick, "Who's holding you hostage! Hello? Hello?"
The question Nick spoke over the phone was never answered. A piece of the night sky rose from the ocean that day. Square jaw, glowing orange eyes. I knew I saw this dude on Good Morning America somewhere. It was on every news station we went to whenever Naruto kept complaining about nothing good on Television. So I quizzed him every time he got bored. Still I couldn't figure out what that was!
"Is that a Mutant Wart?" I asked, Shikamaru groaned about having his concentration ruined. He started again going through the motions twice as fast as before.
"Yay!" Murray cheered, "It's Gooooodzillaaaaaa! Can you autograph my underpants?"
GRRRRRAWWWWWWRRRRR
Godzilla's roar echoed through the ground yet stopped. A glance down told me the whole story. A thin thread of shadow went past me and froze Godzilla where he stood. Oh but it did not stop there. That shadow thread thickened with the use of Godzilla's shadow and swaggered it's way to the boat. Everything mid-air or not was set in Freeze Frame onboard the boat. Sai washed in ink vs. the Red Head who looked ready to duck and roll. Sakura and that French-Vietnamese beauty were ready for the Final Punch. The Spanish Kid and Yamato fell flat on their backs. Naruto and the fat blonde guy were arguing. The Water droplets even froze in mid-air.
". . . Wow . . ." Murray whispered, Wow was right, where did Shikamaru even find the chakra to do something so amazing!
"Shikamaru I've got to hand it to ya," I gave him a reassuring smack on the back, "You're an absolute genius."
"S-s-s-somebody had to stop the BOAT! . . The boat . . . The boat . . ." Shikamaru yelled suddenly, "I WANT OUTTA HERE!" I thought he was yelling from agitation, turned out he had the same symptoms as Naruto after. . .
I scrambled through the camp stuff. The only things gone were the S'mores, my coffee, all of my coffee, and a whole bag of Sakura's soldier pills. Shikamaru was grinning like a mad man. His incessant giggling coming off him in waves. I couldn't believe it. Shikamaru was showing the early stages of an overdose on caffeine.
Entertaining Footnotes: This is just a refresher or just a few clues and hints for those that may be unfamiliar with either Naruto or Godzilla: the Series. I also included a few hints on how Clarity ended becoming familiar with the Ninja World.
(1)Nickels- Nick's embarrassing college nickname. He worked the small tale jobs that benefited people instead of the high paying jobs Cameron works at. Clarity uses this nickname as a term of endearment.
(2)Spitball-Clarity's college nickname for the hassle she gave people. She used to react to it like she reacts to the word Harpy. However Spitball was just another word for Clarity's mean streak.
(3) Cameron Winters- He used to go to college at the same school as Nick Tatopolis. Clarity also took a few classes there. Cameron hates Nick and runs a multi-billion dollar weapons making business called Solstice. He once tried to clone Godzilla and has used him for target practice testing his latest weapons on him before selling these weapons to the highest bidder. Clarity however also took a few classes with him and calls him nothing but a dork since he reminds her of many mean adults she's seen come and go through orphanages.
Author's Note: O_O Okay that was a twist. I've heard of Shino on Prozac. Let's see how Shikamaru is when he's hyper.
