Summary: The H.E.A.T team are on assignment and this time they're dealing with two Godzilla Juniors. It's nurture vs. nature gone crazy especially when a disgruntled artist and a hyperactive ninja (guess who) become parents to giant fire breathing lizards with demon chakra powering up their pipes.


Author's Note: I don't own Naruto or Godzilla the series. This takes place in an alternate universe since I don't know how much damage bouncing baby lizards the size of football fields can make. I've been researching all over the place to make sure this story is believable. My friend and I have also thought up a few running gags to make sure this chapter is full of the funny.


(What happened so far, Clarity's Point of View)

"S-s-s-somebody had to stop the BOAT! . . The boat . . . The boat . . ." Shikamaru yelled suddenly, "I WANT OUTTA HERE!" I thought he was yelling from agitation, turned out he had the same symptoms as Naruto after. . .

I scrambled through the camp stuff. The only things gone were the S'mores, my coffee, all of my coffee, and a whole bag of Sakura's soldier pills. Shikamaru was grinning like a mad man. His incessant giggling coming off him in waves. I couldn't believe it. Shikamaru was showing the early stages of an overdose on caffeine.


Kaiju Chaos Kyuubi Style

Interlude: A Looooooong Trip

(Aboard the Heat Seeker, Sasuke's Point of View)

A stroke of genius for years to come. Who was the dude who stopped the boat? Shikmaru, and what is he doing? He's singing his head off..

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!

Heroes in a half shell!"

"TURTLE POWER!" Shikamaru boomed, his voice outrageously loud according to my recently sensitive hearing. Shikamaru was up on the railing of the HEAT Seeker, dancing on the balls of his feet while singing some song about Turtles. Last time I heard that song, Itachi was singing it in the bathroom using his hairbrush for a microphone and that was eons ago. Now Murray joined in and they were doing a can-can dance starboard. At least he was able to find me a proper crutch, finally, having two broken limbs and a dislocated shoulder is a pain.

"What has gotten into him?" I skeptically asked Mendel, "I mean for as long as I've known him he's been lazy and scowling."

"It must've been the endorphins from the chocolate used in the S'mores." Mendel observed from his hiding space, "Otherwise he's experiencing the usual symptoms from a caffeine overdose and sugar rush."

I could only roll my eyes at him, Nerds, always nerdy.

"Wheeeeeeeee!" the hyper squealed, rolling around on an office chair. It was then and only then Mendel crawled out from under his hiding place. He dived under an examination table the moment the Lizard Twins went to romping with the ugly yellow robot NIGEL (Hn, yellow? no stealth potential whatsoever). They were still playing an immature Tug of War game over their newfound toy.

"Back off Shogi it's mine!" Jira whined.

"Rrrrrrrr," Shogi growled.

"Mine!"

"Grawr!"

"Mine!"

"Grawr!"

"Miiiiiiiinnnnne!"

"Graooooorrrrrr!"

"Leggo a me Dattebayo!" yelled NIGEL causing the twins to drop him. Randy was giggling in a corner, with a microphone attached to his little laptop. When did Randy get the robot to speak Dobe?

"Oh no the robot ate papa!" Jira keened, when Naruto was obviously laughing his head off right behind them the twins are already taking after their 'Papa' I loathe the day they'll take after their 'Okaasan', "Papa! We'll save you Papa!"

RIP

SCREE

CRASH

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh," NIGEL screamed as the Twins pulled the poor robot apart.

"NIGEL No-o-oo!" Mendel panicked, but too late. That little robot was nothing but bright yellow scrap metal between the Idiot Twin's clutches.

"Oh well," Mendel shrugged with a resigned sigh as if this happened often. He gathered up enough courage to approach the twins who waited patiently for something to happen. Mendel started fingering through the rubble.

"Well this part's broke, this part's garbage, this part's fixable . . . I think."


(Inside the Ship Steering Area; 3rd person point of view)

"So you tied the knot with Audrey yet?" Clarity asked right off the bat.

"What? No! No, no," Nick quipped defensively, "I haven't even purchased a ring yet."

"That's not what I heard from the 'Magic Hot Dog Stand' in front of Chuck E. Cheese's." Monique muttered, causing Nick to turn sixty shades of crimson. His hand still clutched that old Daimond Ring he kept in his pocket for years. The one, he knew he was going to give Audrey during the romantic cruise before the giant Turtle attacked. Sure, Monique wasn't the friendliest person in the group, but she loved to ribbed Nick just as much as everyone else on the HEAT Team.

"Ah I knew it!" Clarity cheered, "All these years and you still hold a candle for the lady. I knew you'd still had feelings for her."

"If feelings include getting yelled at while appearing apologetic then yes, he still as you say, "holds a candle for the lady"." Monique answered in light of Nick's shock and the rare time he took to produce a scowl upon his face.

"Aside from how you found out about my little . . . Date." Nick quipped.

"Animal, shared his video."

"I would like to know a little more about Sasuke. Tell me anything you know Clarity, sleeping habits, eating habits, how long he's been suffering from Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. So I can figure out anything out of the ordinary." phrased Nick. Clarity narrowed her eyes at him.

"Nick, what is this about?" She warned, "Cause if you ever, ever, treat my friends like Guinea pigs. I'll gladly knock your block off and kick you where the sun don't shine."

"Whoa whoa Spitball relax," Nick beamed, "As fascinating as it is to study a human mutation, I think whatever procedure he underwent has been affecting his mind and body structure in more ways than one."

"True, he's been acting weird, too emotional to be his usual icy self. What's your guesstimate of the affects Nick?" Clarity asked.

SPTOOCK

AHHHHHH

SPLOOOOOOSHHHHH

Monique swung the wheel so hard the HEAT Seeker nearly capsized. Clarity grabbed on to Nick. Nick grabbed on to Elsie who was bringing NIGEL aboard in a box. Mendel grabbed onto Clarity as the HEAT Seeker went flying along the top of the Pacific ocean at a perfect 45 degree angle. Everybody and everything slid to the side except the ninjas. The Ninjas pumped Chakra into their feet to stay grounded. The lizard Twins however couldn't do this and grabbed onto Yamato for dear life. Yamato lost his footing. The trio fell in with a splash.

"Yamato-Taichou, Shogi-kun, Jira-chan," Sakura yelped running to peer over the edge of the boat, "Are you three alright?"

UNNNNNN

A chorus of groans became the trio's reply. Shogi had his tail wrapped around Jira's scrawny black chest. His claws dug into Yamato's thick green vest. His teeth latched onto the Sasuke shaped hole on the side of the boat. Shogi's kyuubi red eyes were a double whammy of cuteness saying, "Lend me a hand will you, I'm dying down here."


(Back in the steering room, Clarity's Point of View)

Okay it goes like this, here I am having a fine and dandy chat with Nick catching up on old times. Also getting to know the French Vietnamese beauty a little more besides the fact Sasuke just dubbed her "Doragon-obasan.(1)" She hasn't shown any emotion at all besides the kill joy attitude, the info spewing attitude, and the don't-mess-with-me-I'll-kick-yo-honey-buns glare. She wasn't what I envisioned a spy to be but hey, at least she's personable and oh boy Nick still squirms when I ask him dopey questions. He hasn't changed a bit.

What did change was the Boat nearly blowing over! Man almost overboard! Man almost overboar! Man, when did Sasuke get stuck to the window? Monique saw Sasuke, panicked, and swerved the boat just like one would swerve a car to avoid hitting deer.

"Monique, quit freaking out it's only Sasuke!" Nick quipped, "Who let him out of the storage closet!"

I grabbed my camera upon impulse and started snapping pictures. A little red dot went right down Sasuke's nose. He crossed his eyes spotting the laser pointer. His eyes flashed alazarian crimson for a short second there. Looked like Kakashi's Sharingan(2) eye yet different. It had a bright canary yellow cross in the center of the Tomoe where his pupils should be. His eyes darted around at the laser pointer. Freaky sight too, as if his eyes were neon lights or something. Well he did get crossed with a bug so something had to screw his D.N.A up. I kept snapping pictures of him scuttling across the window when he got tackled by a bright orange blur with Saran wrap in his hands.

"OH NO YOU DON'T TEME! YOU'RE NOT GETTING AWAY YOU'RE GOING HOME!" Naruto screamed. Sasuke tried to kick but the casts proved too great a burden. Naruto had successfully cocooned Sasuke in a heap of plastic.

"eh-heheheheheheh," Shikamaru was giggling his head off.

"Shikamaru, what are you doing?" I asked, "I thought you were off singing Ninja Turtles off the poop deck."

"I let Sasuke out ages ago," Shikamaru beamed, "I mean c'mon he looks like such a drag following a stupid laser pointer. Heh-heh Sucker Sasuke."

Sasuke scrunched up his face as if he were just starting to awake before screaming, "WHO WRAPPED ME UP IN PLASTIC! Dobe when I get out of here it's going to be up yours with a rubber hose Loser."

Naruto triumphantly grinned and poked Sasuke in the forehead with an index finger crowing, "Meh, not so tough now huh, Teme?"

"You bast-"

"Alright enough enough," Elsie prattled standing between the two young men who proceeded to argue. One, Naruto, being proud he finally beat Sasuke and the other, Sasuke, yelling death threats while flopping around helplessly like a fish on dry land, "If you boys don't settle down. I'm going to put you-" She pointed to Naruto, "in a corner. You-" She pointed to Shikamaru, "I'll put to work, no more coffee for you, and you-" She gently nudged Sasuke with her foot. "I'll. See. You. In. The. Laaaaaab. That is not normal behavior for a boy your age. Either all three of you shape up or ship out."

I couldn't believe what I was catching on film. All three boys shut their sixteen year old mouths and bowed their heads like obedient five year old kids. Shikamaru plodded up to put the laser pointer into Elsie's waiting hand. Naruto went to help Sakura pull Yamato, Shogi, and Jira back onto boat. Sai, somehow got a hold of my cell phone, when I checked my pocket it was gone!

"Sai!" I growled knowing full well what his mission mode mind was telling him, "Don't you dare text that to Tsunade."

"Why not," Sai asked as he pushed buttons one handed, "Tsunade-sama wanted-"

ROAR

The battle cry came as the four of us gained up on Sai with the Saran wrap. Elsie was about to step in when Nick lightly grabbed her shoulder and shook his head. I was too busy wrestling the phone out of Sai's fingers. The beep-beep boop of pictures being deleted off my camera caught my discerned ears. I tugged the box from Naruto and lunged for Monique.

"HANDS OFF MY CAMERA," I heard myself spat over the carnage of a fight involving two girls over a camera.

"Ooooh Cat Fight Cat Fight," cheered Randy as he made a silent bet with Murray, best guess being who beat up whom. I found the laser pointer, turned it on with my teeth, and aimed the little dot right at Monique's nose.

SWOOSH THWOK

Sasuke instinctively lunged for the dot and tackled Monique to the floor. I took a look see through the photos, angered by the fact, SHE DELETED MY BEST ONES OF SASUKE SCUTTLING ACROSS THE WINDOW DANE IT! On second look see she only deleted a couple Sharingan photos. Nick looked over my shoulder at the photos.

"Clarity, what's that?" He asked, pointing to the glowing eyes in the picture. I swallowed a thick tub of guilt. I'm not guilty over fighting Monique for my camera that's past. I just didn't want to regret talking about the personal information concerning Sasuke's Sharingan. Either way it was going to be a looooong trip.


Entertaining Footnotes: This is just a refresher or just a few clues and hints for those that may be unfamiliar with either Naruto or Godzilla: the Series. I also included a few hints on how Clarity ended becoming familiar with the Ninja World.

(1)Doragon-obasan: Sasuke just dubbed Monique "Dragon-Lady" in his native tongue.

(2)Sharingan: Doujutsu Kekkei Genkai of the Uchiha clan. It's a move copier where the eyes can see movement at an accelerated rate. So who likes the idea of Sasuke chasing a laser pointer.


Author's Note: Note to self, No more coffee for Shikamaru. Whelp that ends the first story arc of Kaiju Chaos. Now let's unleash this gang on New York City. :D