Summary: The H.E.A.T team are on assignment and this time they're dealing with two Godzilla Juniors. It's nurture vs. nature gone crazy especially when a disgruntled artist and a hyperactive ninja (guess who) become parents to giant fire breathing lizards with demon chakra powering up their pipes.


Disclaimer:

I don't own Naruto or Godzilla the series. I just write this for fun and entertainment.


(What happened so far, Clarity's Point of View)

"Ooooh Cat Fight Cat Fight," cheered Randy as he made a silent bet with Murray, best guess being who beat up whom. I found the laser pointer, turned it on with my teeth, and aimed the little dot right at Monique's nose.

SWOOSH THWOK

Sasuke instinctively lunged for the dot and tackled Monique to the floor. I took a look see through the photos, angered by the fact, SHE DELETED MY BEST ONES OF SASUKE SCUTTLING ACROSS THE WINDOW DANE IT! On second look I could see she only deleted a couple Sharingan photos. Nick looked over my shoulder at the photos.

"Clarity, what's that?" He asked, pointing to the glowing eyes in the picture. I swallowed a thick tub of guilt. I'm not guilty over fighting Monique for my camera that's past. I just didn't want to regret talking about the personal information concerning Sasuke's Sharingan. Either way it was going to be a looooong trip.


Kaiju Chaos Kyuubi Style

Chapter 11: The Horror of Sweetness


(At a port upon Stanton Island, Clarity's Point of View)

"Wow it's so gorgeous," Sakura whispered to me, "Is this the New York City you keep talking about Clarity. It looks like jewels slung against the night sky."

I nodded my answer. I love the view of Stanton Island at night. The lights of the buildings aglow like stacks of crystallized sugar thrown upon the sea. From what I remember was a place of night clubs, parks, theatre, artwork, street musicians, and waves of big apple history. I didn't know how to explain what New York City felt like. I mean if one lives there only a week they don't think about the things they take for grant it right? I could only tell stories of the place to pass the time, yes another tutoring tactic I used on Naruto but hey who doesn't love a good story? Many of you reading this now can agree with me too right?

Naruto and Sakura were in awe at the view. Shikamaru, after having to work his caffeine crazed hinny off for Elsie was slumped in a chair softly snoring. It was the first time I've ever seen Shikamaru back to his normal sleepy self. Yamato and Sai were hanging back, on the lookout for potential suspiciousness. Myself, however, had a new problem. It involved Sasuke.

"Sasuke, Sasuke, c'mon Sasuke please don't be like this?" I begged, pushing him back with all my might. I might as well be pushing a Mac Truck. As soon as he saw those lights he went crazy! Neon Sharingan(1) ablaze, he just launched for the pretty lights. The fiery glow of the curse mark(2) slowly snaking across his skin. His face split in half by a Cheshire kitty grin. Hand like wings ripped through the back of his "HUG ME" Sweatshirt while his whole color scheme inverted to a bluish grey skin tone, wild white hair, and blue lips. He glided off the port bow.

"HEELLPP!" I screamed as I felt my feet lose contact with solid ground as soon as I grabbed Sasuke, Naruto grabbed me, Sai grabbed Naruto, Yamato grabbed Sai, and Shikamaru just stood there watching Sakura grab Sai and get carried away by Sasuke. It took all of Sakura's chakra in her feet to keep the people chain holding Sasuke from flying away into the sky.

"Shikamaruuu, DO SOMETHING!" Sakura demanded the lazy ninja staring at her.

"I am, I am," Shikamaru tiredly whined, "I'm thinking."

I could sense Sakura's chakra running low on her right foot as she gave it her all to keep her left big toe grounded. Sakura is definitely no endurance Monster like Naruto. Shikamaru's chakra reserves were running on fumes thanks to caffeine overdose he put himself into. Sasuke, no use contacting him, he looked plastered, lazily flopping mid-air. Was he on crack or something! Yet Shikamaru's bright idea did not include Chakra. Ah no it included nearly five hundred pounds of Bouncy Baby Lizards.

"Shogi, Jira," Shikamaru called, "Catch!"

Right on cue the lizards toddled on board. As soon as they saw their "parents" in trouble, they leaped at Sasuke. Too bad they didn't do the smart thing. They just grabbed onto Naruto and all the ninjas came tumbling down. Except for Shikamaru dumbly staring at all of us as the HEAT team ran on board to check out the commotion.

GRAWR

GYAAAAHHHHH

SPLASH.

"Ack . . . Sput . . . What was that for?" Sasuke sputtered, those casts of his weighed him down fast. Naruto and I each grabbed a wing and hauled Sasuke onto Shogi. Sasuke's curse mark receded and Jira got the bright idea to latch onto the side of the ship. Every overboard swimmer used Jira as a scaly ladder to climb aboard. Well except for Sasuke. Shogi unceremoniously dumped him in a heap.

SQUELCH

"Look I know it's a drag Sasuke," Shikamaru yawned and stretched, boy he was ready for hibernating at this point, "but your little instinctive urges are driving us all nuts."

"Hmph, as if," Sasuke scoffed crossing his arms as best he could, "Since when."

"Hmmmm, oh I don't know," Elsie hummed, "You did go psycho in the lab during your little bout of PTSD the other day."

Another piece of the poop deck falls into the sea.

"Not to mention you've also been having random giggle fits, pigging out on Twinkies when you normally don't eat sweets, and zone out whenever . . . You . . . See . . . Lights. . ." Sai prattled observantly but was cut short by Sasuke's death glare which looks silly when Sasuke has a couple Twinkies shoved in at either end of his mouth.

"I domph remember doing fat." Sasuke grumbled around a mouthful of prepackaged sponge cake.

"Okay then," chuckled Naruto, "Whatever. Oh and Sasuke, wipe your lips."


(Aboard the Heat Seeker; Sasuke's Point of View)

I don't know what they're talking about. What do they mean by me driving them nuts? I've always had excellent self control. I'm not going to tell them that I black out occasionally. I'm perfectly capable of handling myself without anyone's help period. I even tell them so; that I don't remember.

"Okay then," mused Naruto with a roll of his eyes, "Whatever. Oh and Sasuke, wipe your lips."

I swiped a thumb across my chin and the most unconventional feeling came over me. I had the sudden urge, to suck my thumb. It sounds stupid now but during the time I decided why not. I licked the cream filling off my chin and by the time I realized what I was doing, I gagged; too sweet! It was too sweet! I hate the taste of sweetness!(3) It's like the Cad Berry Bunny™ died in my mouth; YUCK but I'm not going to panic. I'm not going to panic!

"Excuse me, uh Ron-dee," I winced, my accent sounded horrible in English, I'm just embarrassing the Uchiha family name by saying this, "Can I borrow a stick of . . . Gum, please?"

"Huh, oh, oh yeah, sure man, here you go Sasuke," Randy answered tossing me a stick of heaven. I greedily unwrapped it and popped it into my mouth to wash out that nasty taste of sweetness. Yet as I chewed the strange sugary juices in the gum just made the taste staining my mouth even more awful.

"Blek, kuso, what is this nasty rapscallion stuff!" I gasped, and there went my pride straight down the drain. Good thing I curse fluent Japanese.

"Hey if you don't like the gum you should've just said so," Randy quipped, "I mean c'mon what do you have against Juicy Fruit™?"

"Actually, he hates just about anything sweet." Sakura quietly answered in that polite tone of voice she used to use a lot to apologize for when Naruto and I bickered. I gagged feeling like a fish out of water. "I mean Naruto used to chase Sasuke around with candy bars when we were genin. That was the only time I'd ever heard Sasuke scream like a little girl and get stuck in a tree."

"Thanks a lot Sakura," I hissed, "Too much personal information can get a ninja killed."

WHACK

"And not enough information can do the same thing Sasuke!" she snapped, I gave her my best glare. Too bad the "glare" doesn't work anymore. She about put a fist through my face when she dragged me off the boat by my hair and she's still yakking. That's the one thing that hasn't changed about her. She doesn't know when to shut up.

"We have a lot of quality catching up to do and the first thing you're going to have is a good old fashioned check up."

"We don't have a doctor you bossy broad," I merely stated.

Sakura just grinned a cold smile that chilled me to the bone and jerked a thumb to her face saying, "We don't need to get a doctor because I already am the doctor! Now march!"

Who would've guessed, Sakura already acts like a Chibi Tsunade. Now all she needs to do is suck her upper lip in and grow a mountainous pair of boobs. I don't really care much for romance. I only want to kill my brother and get out of this awful blasphemy of a "HUG ME" shirt. Though on second thought, maybe I could've spared myself some dignity by not calling her a bossy broad. The only thing that saved me from getting hurled was already broken bones. Instead she manhandles me by putting me over her shoulder and stalks straight after Dragon Lady and the HEAT Team.


Entertaining Footnotes:

This is just a refresher or just a few clues and hints for those that may be unfamiliar with either Naruto or Godzilla: the Series. I also included a few hints on how Clarity ended becoming familiar with the Ninja World.

(1)Neon Sharingan-The Sasuke in this story inherited a whole new Sharingan thanks to being crossed with the Firebug. Problem is it reacts instinctively which means Sasuke doesn't have control of his kekkai genkai anymore.

(2)Curse Mark-This is the gift Orochimaru left Sasuke the day they first met in the forest of death during the chunin exams. All it turned out to be was a dose of power causing Sasuke to come running to him.

(3)The taste of Sweetness- Sasuke hates sweets, Itachi likes sweets, Randy can't live for 24 hours without sweets and on a personal note I guess Sasuke just loathes sugar.


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