Summary: The H.E.A.T team are on assignment and this time they're dealing with two Godzilla Juniors. It's nurture vs. nature gone crazy especially when a disgruntled artist and a hyperactive ninja (guess who) become parents to giant fire breathing lizards with demon chakra powering up their pipes.
Author's Note: I don't own Naruto or Godzilla the series. This takes place in an alternate universe since I don't know how much damage bouncing baby lizards the size of football fields can make. I've been researching all over the place to make sure this story is believable. My friend and I have also thought up a few running gags to make sure this chapter is full of the funny.
(Important Excerpt so far)
Two and two finally clicked. This was both Naruto's and Clarity's fault? They planned this the whole time? Both of them planned to torture me with evil puppets of doom in order to force me to come along? Oh it's on, I don't know what humiliation they have planned for me next but it's on. I will have my revenge.
"Fine, fine," I snapped, "You can take me wherever you want I don't care anymore! Just turn the stupid thing off!"
Kaiju Chaos Kyuubi Style
Chapter 14:Cords of Heartbreak
(Fashion Store at Madison Avenue, Third Person Point of View)
"Naruto you do know that as soon as we're done here, I am going to kill you all with a wooden spoon," Sasuke glowered, as he tried his best to make that hunter's orange corduroy jumpsuit(1) stop making that disgusting noise.
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Naruto decided this was Sasuke-nese for 'Do I have to wear this?'
"It's the only clean outfit I got Sasuke," Naruto lied, "Everything else in the wash."
What Naruto didn't say was everything else he was already wearing. He just wanted to give the corduroy jumpsuit to someone else for a change. Many passers-by spared the odd group a parting glance but decided they'd seen weirder stuff on the subway. Sasuke was resisting the urge to pick wedgies as he huffed through the street. He tried to run ahead discreetly but Monique wouldn't let him out of her sight. Clarity was catching up on old times chatting with Elsie, Audrey, and Sakura. Yamato hung back staring wonder-eyed at all the clothes.
"Do people actually pay for clothes like that?" Yamato asked, pointing to a pair of four hundred dollar ripped jeans.
"Meh some do," Elsie replied with a shrug, "I wear mine out for free."
"Hé le Bébé puis-je mettre votre coeur entre mon je et U ?(2)" beamed Sai, trying to chat like the girls were but failed miserably. Sasuke didn't understand a word Sai was saying, he glared at him, Neon Sharingan ablaze, as if it would melt the naïve ninja's brain. Monique however, clocked him upside the forehead with the bony end of her palm.
WHACK
"The next time you use a pick up line," Monique advised, "Be sure of what you're saying and who you're saying it to, no?"
Sai thumbed through Randy's French Book to see what things Randy highlighted before his face turned scarlet. Clarity laughed her head off since, besides Monique, Clarity spoke fluent French.
(Lab at Stanton Island, Sasuke's Point of View)
"Okay Sasuke you already know the drill," Sakura explained calmly, though she exclaimed more to herself than to me. I didn't care. I stripped down to my boxers and hopped into the MRI machine. Yeah how the HEAT Team got that thing? Nick pulled a few favors. Being inside that thing was unnerving when that rectangular bed part slowly moved into that tunnel like device. It was like that one time Orochimaru fed me to his snake summons Manda just to see if I'd die in his stomach; only not so cramped. Manda was happy enough to eat me without getting tricked. Maybe I'll stuffed him in an MRI, to see how he feels like it.
"Amazing," Elsie exclaimed she was probably admiring the screen, I don't know why so many American machines have screens, "Orochimaru didn't just shove organs over. He integrated the firebug's entire anatomy into the human body."
"Which part?" Nick asked, curiosity piqued, I could just imagine him rubbing his chin; the nerd.
"Look right here," Elsie pointed out, "The sack for the firebug's flames has actually been integrated as Sasuke's Lungs and the swiveling blowpipes along his spine are just an extension of Sasuke's windpipe."
"But wouldn't that be dangerous?" asked Yamato, "A crushed blowpipe marks certain death if you strangle him just right."
"That's where the Firebug's exoskeleton comes in," remarked Mendel patting his research proudly, "The exoskeleton of any bug is the strongest part to protect the organs. The Firebug is no exception."
"Gee no wonder Buggy was able to survive being tossed through the ship." Randy joked. My eye twitched, I balled my fists, why oh why did they start with the bug jokes? I want to kill him!
"Stop moving Sasuke you're ruining the image," Sakura quipped.
I relaxed as much as I could thinking, "Stupid MRI Stupid Orochimaru, It's all his fault. Oh wait . . . I went to him; darn it"
"That's what Sasuke looks like?" Naruto stated, probably squinting at the screen with that squinty confused look of his.
"Way to state the obvious Naruto," said Sai, one thing I found out about him is he's ninja genius. "I wonder what he looks like naked."
I grit my teeth. Sai's a ninja genius and a drawing dotard. He's got my smarts and Naruto's stupidity wrapped in a stupid smiling package. He's a headache. Let's leave it at that.
WHACK
That would be Sakura clobbering Sai. Ha! I can smell her nosebleed. You just can't take the fangirl out of Sakura! Clarity I can never tell. I think her mind got spayed. At least she and I consider each other more like siblings instead of lovers. Otherwise Clarity would've been ripped to pieces with her head on a spike. I don't doubt Sakura's brute strength anymore.
"I don't know," Clarity surmised, "Sasuke is still flexible."
"He couldn't be that flexible," Randy scoffed.
Papers crumpled, Clarity was sharing her research and photos with the entire group.
"The Exoskeleton is still stuck in Sasuke's bone structure instead of just his skin. His skin is like a second Firebug Sack only it's durable and pliable like human skin. You can see it in this photo here where Sasuke inhaled and his torso literally inflated to three times the normal size."
"Yeah and he was sucking in chakra through those holes in his hands," Naruto added in like it wasn't any consequence. Sakura was probably nodding as if she understood but the silence from the HEAT Team was so thick you could cut it with a Kunai.
"His WHAT?"
"These," Monique subtly whispered her fingers pointing to the arms and collarbone onscreen, "The feeding apparatus of the Firebugs legs is installed right here in his arms. Sasuke could mold his own fire into any shape he wants and become a major threat if he wanted to."
I couldn't help my heart actually swelling with joy for the first time in a long time. I can't wait to start molding my katon jutsus. Itachi would be so whooped by the time I was through with him.
". . . Only if he starts to tame the turmoil in his own heart. He'll never be fit to even be a ninja with this new power."
. . . And now my heart just broke.
"Why you!" Naruto began. Clothe rustled, the sharp ping of a thrown shuriken bounced off the MRI.
"Naruto," Clarity barked, "Stop! Just stop okay? Stop."
"DAMN DRAGON LADY JUST INSULTED SASUKE!"
"Socking someone solves nothing Naruto," Clarity warned before growling, "No matter how satisfying it is."
"I'm stating a fact," Monique replied, "Sasuke could kill himself if he doesn't heal his own heart."
Entertaining Footnotes: This is just a refresher or just a few clues and hints for those that may be unfamiliar with either Naruto or Godzilla: the Series. I also included a few hints on how Clarity ended becoming familiar with the Ninja World.
(1) Right now Sasuke is wearing the same orange outfit Naruto usually wears except it's 1,000x brighter, and made out of corduroy which makes enough noise to turn a ninja into a walking target.
(2)Hé le Bébé puis-je mettre votre coeur entre mon je et U ?-This translates as "Hey Babe can I put your heart between my I and U?" I got this off of http:/web /
