Summary: The H.E.A.T team are on assignment and this time they're dealing with two Godzilla Juniors. It's nurture vs. nature gone crazy especially when a disgruntled artist and a hyperactive ninja (guess who) become parents to giant fire breathing lizards with demon chakra powering up their pipes.


Author's Note:

I don't own Naruto or Godzilla the series. This takes place in an alternate universe since I don't know how much damage bouncing baby lizards the size of football fields can make. Also another word of warning is I don't know New York very well navigation wise so some things might be seriously off or more off than usual.


(Important Excerpt so far . . .)

I almost fell off my perch from laughter. The twins exchanged glances. Their clawed fingers curled around the beginning handsigns.

"Oiroke no Jutsu," the twins gushed, and in a puff of smoke Randy got surrounded by two gorgeous females. Luscious black hair, that was short yet deliciously thick. Tanned, toned body hung on either arm, soft perky breasts pressing the rib cage. The twins used Dragon Lady, for inspiration? That's just wrong, but then again, Monique does have a pretty hot . . . A pretty hot . . .

'Sasuke get to running!' I commanded myself and pulled myself off my perch to hit the roof tops. Why did my knees feel like jelly? Something about naked chicks fogged my brain. My minds never been in a fog before. It felt weird . . .

. . . And euphorically nice.

"Rawr !," The twins purred, and there was the turn-off. Figures, they're able to do the Monique body with the voice of T-Rex off of Jurassic Park. I keep forgetting Shogi and Jira are practically Naruto's biological babies. I ran and make a jump to the roof.


Kaiju Chaos Kyuubi Style

Chapter 16: Dragon on a Rampage


(H.E.A.T team Lab; Third Person Point of View)

Shikamaru had his hands placed in a perfect O as he kneeled upon the Lab's stairs. One look around the place and Shikamaru could already tell that the lab was much more advanced than what first appeared. Old Mac computers featured programs that were more for super computers found at NASA. The lab was more stocked than even Konoha's lab in the interrogation division for biological weapons and anti-weapons. His mind worked so fast on details like this that his body just slowed to the point between dead and coma.

Mendel was fixing small parts on NIGEL while Shikamaru was in deep thinker mode. He put a sample of Sasuke's skin cells into NIGEL's olfactory senses unit. He hooked up his precious robot to a computer to run the AVG antivirus in case of Randy's practical jokes from hacking into the device. He never left a Trojan (1) which Mendel was thankful but all that hard work he put into NIGEL was always destroyed every time Randy played with something.

"So . . . What're you doing now?" Shikamaru suddenly asked startling Mendel out of his thoughts, "You never left with everyone else."

"What? Who? M-m-me?," Mendel stammered, "I . . . Well someone has to stay behind and work the lab samples."

"Yet you're outfitting your robot with a Telemetry Tracking System (2)," Shikamaru pointed out. This caused Mendel to be very pleased. He grinned and patted NIGEL carefully.

"That's because that's how NIGEL collects data, at least until the next time he gets smashed." Mendel replied, his voice having a sad tone at the end before he brightened, "Any way, the Sensors and Transducers have been refixed to collect Data on Sasuke's scent and heat signature which is at least twenty times that of your average human. In fact, the Analogue Multiplexors are programmed to receive multiple signals since with his recorded physical prowess could be all over New York City while the Formatter which happens to be Randy's Hard Drive at the moment sends a beacon much like a tracking device except there's just one problem."

". . . A Transmitter." Shikamaru concluded, once he finally processed everything Mendel had rattled off, the tactical genius was actually getting a headache. He was used to people talking below his IQ level, not people who spoke equally at his IQ level but his mother had already threatened him with a wooden spoon to not say that tid bit of information.

"Yes! Yes! Yes!" Mendel enthusiastically cheered, "Of course, no Telemetry system could work without a transmitter. Too bad I don't have any idea how to turn Sasuke into a transmitter. The Human brain is actually the most complex computer on earth if I could use this to track his brain waves or maybe an energy source that is cruder, simpler even."

Mendal rapidly went to work, on several devices at once. He happily bumbled from one gadget, to another and back to NIGEL as he kept voicing his opinions aloud. Shikamaru's head bobbed back and forth as he studied Nigel's movements much in the same way he studied his opponents at a game of Shogi. A slight evil smirk made its way across his face as he thought of an idea he wanted to test for a long time though he never had the opportunity to use it till now.

"Ne Mendel-san," Shikamaru politely began, "Did you know that Chakra is the combined element of spiritual energy, such as social, emotional, spiritual health and physical energy such as body temperature, physical and mental health."

"Meaning?"

"That we could use Someone's cell phone and track Sasuke using his chakra as a transmitter," Shikamaru almost gloated at his evil scheme, "Oh man this might sound awful but if you'd let me help, than together we could have every device in the city doing our dirty work for us."

"What an evil lazy plan," He gasped, "I love it! Count me in."


(Downtown New York, Clarity's Point of View)

Something was eating away at Monique. She went shifty eyed every time someone called her name, particularly, when the ninjas called her. I mean yeah who wouldn't act guilty? I could accept the fact she was a French secret service agent with secrets to hide, it comes with the business but when she suddenly volunteered to be my buddy on the Sasuke Search Plan (SSP? . . That's a bunch of BS.) I got suspicious.

"Monique" There went those shifty eyes again. "I know we've only known each other for at least what, a whole boat trip, but aren't you getting paranoid?" I pondered, "If you feel guilty, spill the beans already. It's not like you keep a thousand government secrets in your brain."

She glared at me as if to say Duh of course I have government secrets in my brain. I waved her off since I'm already used to the Uchiha™ death look. Normal glares don't bother me. Yet the look she gave me topped the daggers Sasuke gave me during that one time I told the Twins what Valentine's Day was. Sure the two lizards just don't quite get it but it was strangely cute when Shogi and Jira gave Sasuke this ton of fudge.


(Flashback, Aboard the Heatseeker, months after Valentine 's Day)

"Oji-saaan, Happy Vuh-vuh-tine's day!" Jira cheered, Shogi roared in unison. They shoved a cake tray full of triple-decker-super fudge under Sasuke's nose. Sasuke visibly cringed. He hates sweets and with a nose as strong as Blood Hounds (he says it's stronger) I could only imagine his chills.

"What's wrong?" Jira asked.

"Prrrr?" Shogi whined.

"Isn't there something wrong with this picture?" Sasuke demanded pointing to the much loathed sweet in front of him, trying to point out that Valentine's Day isn't during March or September, "hmm?"

The Twins bashed their skulls together. They mulled over the picture in extreme fascination. Then their faces lit up. They took the fudge away from Sasuke and turned away. Sasuke stood on tiptoe trying to peek at what they were doing.

NOM-NOM-NOM-NOM-NOM

The twins whirled around. Chocolate smeared in their teeth. Their faces looked like they dunked their muzzles face first into a mud puddle. The twins nibbled around the fudge making it into a cute gargantuan heart. I whistled, those twins sure had an eye for design.

"Atta boy, Shogi. Atta Girl Jira!" I cheered, "Way to carve."

"SHADDAP!" Sasuke snapped at me.

"Please take it Oji-san?" Jira pleaded, "If you don't like sweets than we could give lotsa hugs pweeeeze."

Sasuke shivered as he thought of the last time the twins hugged him. That resulted in five broken ribs, and having his arm redone in a cast. The twins didn't know their own strength. They knew that puppy eyes and wagging lizard tails brought Sasuke to cave in and accept the treat. Not the fact that Sasuke accepted the treat because he didn't want broken bones again.

"Hn," Sasuke sighed and held it out at Arm's length, "Should I really tell them I hate sweets?"

"Can I eat it?" Shikamaru requested and hoisted the fudge away.

"NOOOOO!" everyone shouted and Randy tackled Shikamaru for the fudge. Nick dog piled on Randy trying to catch the dish before it made a mess on the floor. Monique took over steering the ship since Nick wasn't steering anymore. One thing we all agreed upon after experiencing a hyper Shikamaru was never give a Nara any sugar ever again. Shikamaru already told us this was a weakness from his Mom's side of the family.

I jumped and swiveled the fudge. It was falling . . . falling . . . FALLING!

Sasuke caught the fudge effortlessly. I sighed in relief.

"I wonder if Naruto or Sakura would like this fudge?" Sasuke mused, "I absolutely loath fudge."

"Gee Squirt don't forget to actually save them some," I jibed.

Sasuke answered with a snort. Unbeknowst to him he was already gnawing a handful of the stuff between his dainty fingers and didn't even know it.


(Present day, Downtown New York)

WHOMPF

I got snapped out of my musing by a hundred twelve pound blur. A lot of orange and a little black; had to be Naruto. He volunteered to go with Yamato. Yamato tricked him into going with Sai. I'm guessing Sai got ditched. Nope he was panting behind Naruto.

"Naruto I don't think jumping rooftops is going to help anything," Sai gasped, did those two just jump the sky scrapers?

Monique was getting ready to crawl away. I grabbed her by the scruff of her neck; standing just right so that I didn't get thrown. Given her martial arts training, she ought to have hit me by now. She tried to wrench my arm into a strangle hold until she noticed Naruto holding her elbow in a death grip; casual position for stealthy awkwardness.

"WE DON'T HAVE TIME-TTEBAYO!" Naruto yelled, I let Monique go when she tried to punch. Naruto caught her fist and squeezed. Tendons crunched and what began as a sophisticated game of stealth K.O. became an annoying gag of ninja cat and spy mouse. Naruto learned how to multi-task this way ages ago.

"I don't know where to start." Naruto answered. Sakura-chan is tearing up McDonalds while Elsie is being rational. Yamato went to the park to escape Audrey's weird questions. I don't know why Yamato-sensei is blushing. Shikamaru and Mendel are talking way over my head and we lost track of Randy. I don't know what else can go wrong."

As if to answer his question the Jumbo Screen blared a blackmail worthy image of Randy smiling perversely between two Naked females that could be mistaken for Monique's long lost twins! Monique doesn't even have siblings. She's got a vein going across her head but nope not any siblings. The smoke, the pose and the entire jiggling of parts set very wrong.

". . . No . . . Way!" Monique growled, "Je vais tuer lui.(3)"

"It couldn't be," Sai mused.

"But it is." I realized.

"Is that a stripper?" asked some lady to young to know what that is.

"Whoa baby," a post man whistled.

"It can't be." I gasped.

"But it is! It is! Believe it!" Naruto crowed, than his face fell when he recognized Shogi's signature purr and Jira's gravelly voice escaping those sexy lips.

"I'M GONNA KILL WHOEVER TAUGHT THE TWINS OIROKE NO JUTSU! DATTEBAYO!"


(Meanwhile in front of Mendel's Computer Screen, 3

rd person point of view)

Shikamaru and Mendel were having fits of laughter. Half it being their little experiment with the TRUBLE system a big success while the other half being the look on everyone's faces from seeing Randy on the Jumbo Screen. They toasted each other with bottled waters and shared a bowl of popcorn between them.

"Oh man, this troublesome prank was so worth it." Shikamaru cheered.

"Best thing is the people it'll help back in your country." Mendel agreed, "I'm so glad our Telemetry Ramrod of Unspeakably Lethal Excommunication really worked. Where'd you get the idea to use other electronics as the transmitters to track active chakras?"

"Ah . . ." Shikamaru paused, he was so excited he forgot where he actually found the idea. "Now that's a drag . . . I forgot."

"No matter," Mendel shrugged, "This is spectacular. The possibilities of a good idea are endless."


Entertaining Footnotes: This is just a refresher or just a few clues and hints for those that may be unfamiliar with either Naruto or Godzilla: the Series. I also included a few hints on how Clarity ended becoming familiar with the Ninja World.

(1)Trojan- I've had these nasty buggers turn up plenty of times from when I ran my Antivirus. As the name suggests, the Trojan comes on like a harmless gift but has a nasty surprise inside. Hackers like to use viruses because they gum up the computer and allow personal data to be piggybacked onto the internet such as bank account numbers or it'd stick nasty websites on it. (Shudders) I actually had to take some gross websites off my desktop because of those things.

(2) Telemetry Tracking Systems-Telemetry is the science and technology of automatically transmitting data by means, of wire, radio, or other remote sources such as in this case NIGEL, to receiving stations for recording and analyses. Key parts to look for are the Sensors/Transducers, Signal Conditioner, Analog/Digital Multiplexor, Formatter, and Transmitter(Sasuke or maybe something else attached to him). They're all connected by the specific job they do.

(3) Je vais tuer lui.-French for "I'm going to kill him."

Have a Happy Valentine's Day

Tootles,

Mistlan