Summary: The H.E.A.T team are on assignment and this time they're dealing with two Godzilla Juniors. It's nurture vs. nature gone crazy especially when a disgruntled artist and a hyperactive ninja (guess who) become parents to giant fire breathing lizards with demon chakra powering up their pipes.

Author's Note: I don't own Naruto or Godzilla the series. This takes place in an alternate universe since I don't know how much damage bouncing baby lizards the size of football fields can make. Also another word of warning is I don't know New York very well navigation wise so some things might be seriously off or more off than usual.


(Important Excerpt so far . . .)

Shikamaru and Mendel were having fits of laughter. Half it being their little experiment with the TRUBLE system a big success while the other half being the look on everyone's faces from seeing Randy on the Jumbo Screen. They toasted each other with bottled waters and shared a bowl of popcorn between them.

"Oh man, this troublesome prank was so worth it." Shikamaru cheered.

"Best thing is the people it'll help back in your country." Mendel agreed, "I'm so glad our Telemetry Ramrod of UnspeakaBly Lethal Excommunication really worked. Where'd you get the idea to use other electronics as the transmitters to track active chakras?"

"Ah . . ." Shikamaru paused, he was so excited he forgot where he actually found the idea. "Now that's a drag . . . I forgot."

"No matter," Mendel shrugged, "This is spectacular. The possibilities of a good idea are endless."


Kaiju Chaos Kyuubi Style

Chapter 17: The Killer Cherry Tree

(Stanton Island Ferry Route, Upper Bay, New York City, 3rd Person Point of View)

"Elsie, Shikamaru and I have a reading on Sasuke's chakra signature" Mendel's voice blaired on a radio 3 miles from where Sasuke was standing, "He's running East on Canal St/Water St/Wright Street to Bay Street. Turn right downhill from the Enoteca Maria and you can cut him off at the pass!"

"Chakra?" Elsie scoffed, "Is that some mystic ninja mojo?"

"Ferry as in Ferry Boat?" Sakura's voice cut into Elsie's musing with a whine of dread ". . . oh no."

"Well yes there is a Ferry Route at that particular area and so what?" Elsie innocently asked, "If you got your panties in a bind over something. Pick it out and tell me."

Sakura sweat dropped at Elsie's blunt choice of words. The mental image wasn't exciting but it wasn't fun to think about either. Her inner self was in a mental bind over the whole wedgie statement while a familiar little girl, who still wondered about having her hair dyed pink, was yanking her Mommy's skirt yet again.

"Mommy! Mommy!" The little girl yelled.

"What is it dear?" Her mother asked albeit with a slight headache.

"Can I go wading!" The girl demanded.

"Honey you can't go wading out on the ocean. The water is too deep." The mother exclaimed.

"No it isn't, I know it's not. The boats wade in there all the time. Can I wade in the Water? Look at the Bug Man Mommy. The Bug man isn't swimming. He's all tippy toes. Can I be all tippy toes too If I act all grumpy like him Mommy, please, can I Mommy, Please, Please, Please? Can I be Grumpy Pweeeeze!" The little girl shouted.

The mother pinched the bridge of her nose. The little girl had taken a shine to the strange new guests her landlords housed. Her was yelling like the Uzumaki Boy. She wanted to die her hair pink, was scribbling all over the office work again but this time in permanent ink, she started calling everything troublesome even the coffee machine when she asked to drink coffee like that wood mutants crazy girlfriend(1). The little girl even went so far as to wear a crude little handband that when Ms Cratchet's crazy boyfriend she guessed had given her daughter only made of beech wood with little wooden ninja knives.

"Honey why are you asking me this?" The lady almost seethed to which the girl silently pointed to the Grumpy Black haired boy who was running high speed across the water. His arms flat out behind him, head tilted forward, toes barely rippling across the water. The mother's jaw dropped, she knew the ferry was traveling at least fifty miles per hour! She watched Sasuke get smaller and smaller into the distance.

"SHANNAROO!" The pink haired doctor yelled torpedoing behind him leaving a massive wake high enough to tidal wave on deck.

"COOL!" The girl screamed as people got swept violently overboard, The mother wanted to die, she was getting seasick.

"How can I be that fast?" The girl asked oblivious to the mother who tossed her cookies out to sea.

"By eating all your vegetables, never asking for coffee, and never calling everything troublesome again," The mother spoke deciding to let the bad influencing ninjas work in her favor for a change.

"Can I still dye my hair pink?" The little girl begged.

"Ahhahha . . . No . . ." The Mother deadpanned and that was the end of that.


(Statue of Liberty; Sasuke's Point of View)

I blacked out again when I saw Sakura and remembered her breaking and re-breaking my bones with her bare hands (even if it was for my own health). I got scared; yes I, Sasuke Uchiha got scared when I felt an aura not unlike those of Orochimaru's murderous experiments. Something in me said run then I blacked out. When I came to I found myself in a strangely not so cylindrical copper sea green structure(2).

I groaned, my ligaments metaphorically liquefied reminding me I didn't have the Dobe's stamina. I couldn't have run 12 miles in half an hour. I know my fully human body like the back of my . . . I took off a fingerless glove to stare at the funnels in my hand reminding me of what I gave up for this power and more importantly those nasty bad habits. Reacting to sexiness, running into electrical devices, going crazy around lights, craving that loathsome substance known as SUGAR; BAH! What was wrong with me?

. . . Okay on second thought I didn't know my body anymore.

"Sasuke-Kun," Sakura sweetly called sending shivers up my spine, Ino could never sound this loathsome and cute at the same time.

. . . 'Snap out of it Sasuke!' I yelled at myself, 'Sakura is not cute. She is the devil in a dinky dimpled body' and slapped my cheeks to get a grip on reality!

SLAP-SLAP-SLAP(3)

The echoing sound caught Sakura's deadly ears. She sauntered forward and casually squeezed me! Her iron grip crunching into the funnels on my spine making me dizzy with the lack of oxygen! I couldn't breathe. I struggled for air and felt my face turn sky blue; needed . . . Air.

"Sasuke do you know how long it takes for a human to pass out from lack of oxygen?" Sakura stated and I couldn't believe it; she wanted to strangle me? Maybe experience it but not believe it. This was not even the Sakura I knew. When did she get so dang violent!, "I begged and cried for you to stay then but not anymore."

CRACK, CRACK, CRACK

I could feel my ribs cracking underneath her grip.

"Great idea Pinky," Elsie scoffed, "Oh yeah killing him is so going to get him to come back with you! Haven't you ever tried group therapy."

Elsie made a valid point. I didn't listen to Sakura's heartfelt lecture about how I said thank you and knocked her out like some floozy when I defected the first time. I was too busy trying to not black out. I hated blacking out. Whenever my memory blacked my body did something embarrassing for me. On a side note, Sakura squeezing me to death wasn't helping!

"Elsie-san you got to know Sasuke for a short while right?" Sakura chattered and this was ridiculous how could she be scary and happily chatty at the same flipping time! "He's a stubborn bastard, hard to love, and really this is the only way to knock some sense into him."

GASP

. . . I . . . Can't . . . Breathe

"Still," Elsie pointed out, "It's amazing that he can last for this long and still be struggling for air. Look, look, look, see that? It's a collapsible Exoskeleton surrounding the normal skeleton."

"That's my lungs being choked off you old hag!" I wanted to scream but I couldn't suck in enough . . . air . . . To wheeze.

"Come home! Sasuke! This time it's for your own good not-" Sakura barely got started when I powered up a chidori and aimed it at myself! . . . Before I blacked out.

NAGASHI CHIDORI

FWING

CRASH

News reports twenty minutes later would report about a lightning bolt blowing the boobies off the statue of liberty. This would be followed by a gigantic picture of said Lady Liberty with two smoking holes where her bust line would be. The news would get saved on a cell phone, probably Clarity's because she's too stupid to stop using electrical devices around highly trained assassins who are trained to break into things. Monique is also probably seething with rage.

"GOOOOOOOOD!" Sakura finished as if I heard her flying away.

I didn't remember throwing someone when I came to and wondered what the hell happened. Oh wait and after a bit of blinking I could see Sakura flying away. Heh-heh she did have a set of legs. That was the only thing I could see flying away into a distant twinkle in the sky. Godzilla rose from the water, the ocean parted for his immense, tense size. He took a look at the flying pink thing.

SMACK

I openly stared at him, Godzilla, him, who smacked Sakura like a gnat. I felt tears prick my eyes but I am an Uchiha and Uchihas don't cry! I felt sorry for whoever's apartment Dr. Pinky smashed through. There's lots of things more fragile than that bulbous forehead.

A keen rumble invaded my chest with Ultrasonic waves.

".:Pink Thing Okay?"

. . . Pink thing? Then it hit me that rumbling voice was speaking of Sakura.

".:Not Pink Thing," I answered feeling my own throat rumble with a keening screech; a hiss and I couldn't believe that was me. ".:Name is . . . Sakura."

".:Sakura," The voice hissed.

".:Oh very Good!" I scoffed, ".:Now repeat after me."

". . . Sakura . . ." I spoke.

"Sas-graaahhh," the voice repeated.

". . .is . . ."

".Eh-hissssss" The voice hissed and man I thought my English was bad.

"Annoying!" I finished. Proud to be able to safely speak the first words I ever learned in the English language.

To which Godzilla parroted finally and mind you I use the term lightly, "Sas-Grahhhh Eh-hiss Oi-ying."

"AHHHHHH!" I screeched.

"Oi-ying, Oi-ying, Sas-Grah Eh-hiss Ah-Oi-ying." Godzilla chirped. ".:Gas What?"

"What?" I squeaked.

".:Baby Brother!" Godzilla keened and I screamed bloody murder at the top of my lungs.

SCREEEEEEEE

I grabbed a green and red thing.

EEK

THUD

It bounced off Godzilla and fell into the water. I looked down tentatively. Elsie Chapman was beating up the water with her fists. Flying paleobiologist anyone or bossy red headed hag one of the two. Elsie yelled a lot and here I am thinking Oh Shoot I threw the Nerd!

"I threw the Nerd," I observed aloud, "Hn . . . Guess that means I'm in trouble right?"

"Nuh-urrrrrrd,"Godzilla growled.

".:Shut . . . your . . . pie hole," I hissed. So now we know why Godzilla never talks human. His speaking skills are worse than mine.

".:Baby Brother?" Godzilla asked and Dang he sounded like Nick.

".:Whaaaat?" I whined wondering if this was how Itachi felt around me.

".:You're Annoying!" Godzilla crooned thinking the word Annoying was a term of endearment.

I glared at the obscene reptile and taught him two new words in english.

". . . Screw you . . ."

Godzilla merely shrugged and dove into the water with a hard splash. The wave crashed over the statue of liberty. It left me wet and out to sea.

".:Go screw yourself." Godzilla parroted back in his Rumble Tongue in that same tone of voice Randy did the time the Lakers lost a sports game.

I sighed, concentrated more chakra to my feet and ran to shore spotting a giant yellow "McDonald's" in the distance. I didn't want any more "family members". I already had one orange obsessed psycho as the thorn in my spleen. Two twin Lizards calling me Uncle Sasuke. A murderous older brother who is as alien as they come and I did not need a sixty meter big brother. I already had one brother to kill. I didn't need two to annihilate thank you!


(Local McDonalds, 3rd Person's Point of View)

Victor "Animal" Pollati was just a simple caffeine hyped Italian American Camera man with normal needs. One such need just so happened to be the need to get on his wife's good side which was actually just her bad side turned inside out and backwards. Another need on Victor's list was places to hide whenever his wife's temper went off, Heat Team Headquaters being at the top of the list since Lucy still hadn't forgiven the adorable three hundred foot tall Gator purse for eating the cell phone she bought Animal. Every so often Godzilla's tummy could be heard singing the Postman Pat TV theme song but Animal was not going to tell Nick what those *strange sounding anomalies* were anyway. He was too busy enjoying a big mac when a strange kid whirl winded through the entrance.

WHAM-CRACK

The Door fell from barely a shove. The boy that ran in, messed up off black hair, jeans and a T-shirt grabbed random people and shook them. He begged and pleaded speaking the weirdest of alien languages. A sixteen maybe fifteen year old boy that would've looked like a stud muffin if he was all angsty and broody. He felt around for his cell phone and turned on the camera.

"Tasukete! (4) Tasukete!" The young man suddenly screamed, grabbing hold of Animal in his bone crushing hands, "tasukete kudasai, tasukete(5)!"

"Whoa whoa, hold it there Grasshopper, My Japanese stinks." Animal spoke.

The kid gave him a dead eyed glare. He tore off a glove and to show him something but on second thought put it back on. He whipped out a photo of Sakura Haruno and showed it to the man.

"My Ex is killing me." The boy spoke in lightly accented English.

"Whoa-whoa ex-girlfriend?" Animal scoffed, "You're some Japanese guy with an ex-girlfriend from around here?"

Animal meant the United States. The boy thought he meant Mcdonalds.

"No, not around here." The Boy spoke, "I came here to hide."

"Oh okay okay, Hey look I'm hiding from Lucy too so let's take that booth over there. It's out of the way I'll buy you some lunch whaddaya say?" said Animal. He put his arm around the moping teen.

GRAAAOR

The kid's stomach growled much to the boy's embarrassment. He didn't know the last time he even ate. He knew he'd look out of place and that oily smell smelt . . . Beyond the heavenly aroma of delicious! He happily nodded his head with the first ear splitting idiot grin to cross his face in over eight years. His whole body finally agreed on something he just didn't know why the thought involved oily foods(6).


Entertaining Footnotes: This is just a refresher or just a few clues and hints for those that may be unfamiliar with either Naruto or Godzilla: the Series. I also included a few hints on how Clarity ended becoming familiar with the Ninja World.

(1)Wood Mutant and his Crazy Girlfriend-Boy I feel sorry for Yamato the "Wood Mutant" but this isn't the first time that Clarity and Yamato have been mistaken for a couple. In Suna a museum curator also wondered if they were boyfriend and girlfriend much to Clarity's poetic response of saying no and Yamato's vocal disdain.

(2)The Slap-Slap No Jutsu-A handy way to give away your position to potential enemies. Inspired by Obito Uchiha himself.

(5)Statue of Liberty-A Copper statue that was a gift to the United States from France where it was assembled in huge chunks before brought to Ellis Island during that time America had one of its most famous wave of immigrants. The sea salts and weathering from the ocean air eventually died the statue to that wonderful sea green we know today. Heck, the statue is still repaired using a sea green modern material to match the weathering. Can anyone calculate how much of that stuff the Statue will need now in the story or how much of a body cast Sasuke will need after Monique is through with him.

(4)Tasukete- Japanese for urgent call of assistance.

(5) tasukete kudasai, tasukete!- Japanese for "Save me, Help me, Help!"

(6)Oily Foods-When I was watching the Godzilla Episode "Ring of Fire" I noticed the Fire Bug literally says "Yippee!" over oil much like a puppy over a gigantic doggy bone. Yes I know Sasuke in Canon wouldn't be grinning like an idiot but this Sasuke does and it'll lead to a really cute twisted fluffy scene in the next chapter thanks to Animal Palloti.

Stay tuned for madness, mayhem, and Nature vs. Nurture gone wrong.

Next Scene; we find out why Godzilla calls Sasuke "Annoying Baby Brother"