Quills A/N: Skittles are awesome. That is all.
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RowanAsterCode [Chapter 2&3]: Great, now I have three stalkers!
Yes, go to bed. Well, I can't really give advice like that because I usually stay up until the late hours of the evening/early hours of the morning to write a chapter.
OMG! *Snatches the stuff* IT'S ALL MINE! MINE, I SAY!
Also, I've used lunaii dollmaker for my covers and also a little bit of editing on the basic computer 'paint' feature.
MysteriousSherlock: Four stalkers! Seriously, guys!
The fangirly-epic-insane-madness stuff is what makes this fanfiction what it is, so it would make sense if it's 'awesome'.
Nanu Kitty: *Evil chuckles* That was the point, for we all will stuff ourselves with Skittles!
I'm joking, it's just kinda funny that you and several others have read this story and my other one; I'm just making a laugh out of it by calling you guys 'stalkers'.
I'll get Sandy to help you out or something, if I could actually find him first. *Grabs net and box of cookies* I'll be right back, just going to civilly find Sandy. XD
CrystalxRose: Woo! Skittles, you rock! XD
All will be revealed...hopefully. *Evil laughter*
Oh, Quill, don't go all 'evil, corrupt, author with no soul' on the readers right now.
Yes, breathe Crystal. Breathing is very important for the action that is living.
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The first thing Quill noticed was that the place was fricking huge!
Tall beams of metal towered above her head, sparks flying and nails hammering into iron as minions balanced across the ahead beams.
Well, Quill wouldn't call it balanced.
They staggered across the metal structures, holding hammers and nails. Others were attempting to grab the hammers, but to no avail for they were pushed off the structures and bounced on to the ground.
Quill gasped as one fell, squealing as it tumbled towards the ground.
"Don't worry, it will live." Jack commented on her expression.
"It will live!" Quill screeched in shock, "It just fell off that structure, it could have a terrible head concussion or broken ribs or-!"
"They're made of twenty-five percent of rubber, they'll be fine."
"Rubber? How on earth is that-?"
"Don't ask me, ask Blue when you meet her."
"I'm actually meeting Blue?"
"Yeah."
"And she won't kill me for being here?"
"Urh...hopefully." Jack hesitated, making Quill paranoid.
"Hopefully!"
"Just let me explain who you are, and she'll hopefully not murder you or give you to the Kraken."
"Kraken, what's a-"
"Don't ask. You wouldn't want to know."
Quill only nodded, walking beside the Winter Spirit in a somewhat of a daze.
Anybody would be slightly hypnotic if they met a believed to be fictional character in real life, and meet their best friend online that was across the North Atlantic Ocean.
And if you were a fangirl, that just times your daze by one million, possibly billion if your that much of a fangirl.
Sunlight seeped through from above, causing Quill to look upwards and gape.
Beyond the structure of pillars and scattered (also falling) minions, there was a large ceiling of glass that setting sunlight shone through. The bright reds and gentle pinks made Quill go starry-eyed.
She knew she was looking at it longer then necessary, but it looked to beautiful to turn and glance away for even a second.
"Okay, I know this looks bad, but I can exp-" Jack began, causing Quill to take her gaze away from the window, to her dislike, and glance at the Winter Spirit.
He was looking straight at a girl, who was heaving behind gritted teeth with murderous look of burning fury straight at Jack. Her brunette and red hair was coming out in fizzy strands from her tight, long plait; her blue hoodie covered in dirt and grease (Which made Quill raise a very high eyebrow) and her deep green eyes so furious that if looks could kill, then Quill would defiantly be screwed.
Quill gazed back up the ceiling, trying to restrict herself from yelping as a sudden burst of yelling broke out.
'Oh, what have you got yourself into, Quill?' Unfortunately, Quill didn't have an answer for that thought.
"It's not my fault that Jack decided to dump her here!"
"Bleeegr"
"Yes, I do realize what happened the last time he dumped someone here."
"Glooopha"
"Well, what do you suggest I do? We can't let her tell anyone about this place. Hand me that wrench, will ya?…Thanks."
Blue was in the landing bay, killing time, and anger, by working on an old WWII pilot plane. Her companion was a minion with tye-dye hair, dressed in grease stained cargo pants and t-shirt, named Tikkolatka, more commonly known as Tiko. Now, you might be wondering why was Blue trusting a minion in her landing bay, with a wrench no less. Well, if you asked Blue, she would say that's a very good question. The answer was simple: Tiko was a rare specimen; he was one of the few minions that actually had brains. Not only that, but he was the one Blue could always count on.
With a murderous glint in his eye, Tiko growled and smacked his palm with a fist a few times.
In a shocked voice Blue replied, "No! I am not going to kill her! Got any better ideas?"
With a sigh Tiko said, "Ggllep hakkan atooda"
"Really? Killing her was your only idea? I thought you were supposed to be smart-HEY!"
Rubbing the spot on her forehead where the rock had hit, Blue glared at Tiko.
"Laugh all you want, but when chore day come up, you are going to be that one to clean the Kraken's cage. Now, back to the girl. How about we put her in the mind-wiper?"
"Bakkals jkeknj veldn."
"Hmmm, you're right. It does look a bit like a torture machine. We'll never get her into it willingly."
Smacking his palm with a metal pipe, Tiko bared his teeth in a menacing way.
"…We whack her over the head with a…stick?"
"Scaldk Htying?"
"No, I guess I don't have a better idea," responded Blue with a sigh, "So, we hit her over the head with a stick, shove her in the machine, then have Jack dump her where ever...except here."
"Cak-" Tiko was cut off by the high-pitched wails of a relative running into the landing bay. This particular minion had a fistful of hair and a bloody forehead.
In its panic or excitement, it was hard to tell with them, it repeatedly ran into a wall. Tiko stalked over to it, grabbed him by the shoulders and slapped him. Hard. It seemed to work, for the minion was finally able to get out what it wanted to say. Though it came out in a rush, Blue was able to understand the minion.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE WOKE UP?! WHERE IS SHE?!" screeched Blue.
In a tiny voice the minion replied, "Hat sheptus."
"JACK'S SHOWING HER AROUND?! HE'S A DEAD MAN!"
"Skckle QwillUwl!" the minion yelled at Blue, but she didn't hear. If she had it might have saved a lot of trouble.
The two minions were left standing there. Glancing at the clump of hair, Tiko asked the inevitable.
"Gueld as her?" Where did you get the hair?
"Queskt dk kkd" The girl.
"….Hhelapp?" …Why?
"Hileikl Tikl" Smells good. As if proving his point, he took a deep breath and sniffed, getting a dreamy look in his eyes.
"Klohda… Id thalkd Blue." Ooookaaay…. I better help Blue.
Tiko darted off, leaving the minion with his hair.
Blue was in a mood, that much was obvious, and it radiated from her, warning any minion to get out of the way. Her hands were clenching and unclenching, just barely able to keep from punching Jack the next time she saw him; which, with any luck, would be soon.
"I am gonna kill him, bring him back to life and then kill him again. I can't believe he would actually…" the angry muttering continued as Blue searched for the strange girl and soon-to-be-Kraken-bait immortal.
As she rounded the corner Blue saw them. Jack turned and started to smile. It quickly became a frown as he saw the fury etched into her face. Also, the fact she was glaring at the girl staring dreamy-eyed at the ceiling with a murderous glare.
"Okay, I know this looks bad, but I can exp-" Blue cut Jack's hurried explanation off.
"No. I don't think you do understand. Bringing a complete stranger into the bunker was bad enough. But now you're showing her around! Are you stupid or something?!"
"If you would just let me explain-" Jack cut in. But it was futile, Blue was in full on rant mode and nothing short of a natural disaster would stop her. In a last-ditch attempt to get her to listen he yelled, "HER NAME IS-!"
"Damn, I knew this place was large and impressive and all 'bunker like' but I thought you were being over dramatic." The girl spoke, not looking at the argument (Or soon to be murder, in Blue's opinion) but instead looked up at the ceiling.
Blue glared at Jack, mouthing: 'Did you tell her this, beforehand?!'
'No, this is why you should have let me finished. She's-'
'Tell me anymore, and you're kraken meat.'
Jack growled in frustration, throwing is arms up in the air in defeat. The girl didn't notice, of course, for she was still glaring at the ceiling; being all starry-eyed.
"I'm guessing those yellow creature things were the minions, remembering the description you told me. Oh, and that this is the bunker...so that means I'm in the United States...that's cool, I always wanted to visit the USA. I heard it's pretty impressive in the fangirl department." The girl continued talking to them, pacing round the room as she was engrossed with the ceiling.
"….What?" Blue asked, before turning to Jack, "HOW MUCH DID YOU TELL HER?!"
"I told you, I said nothing! She knows all this because-"
The girl chose that exact moment to look down from the ceiling and stare at the bickering taking place. She walked towards Blue, keeping a few steps away, before asking, "Are you The Blue Phantom?"
Blue went wide-eyed for a moment, dazed and shocked, until she answered, "…Yes."
"Well...I'm sorry for like getting in your way and being all 'kidnapped' and stuff in your bunker." Blue raised an eyebrow, before she thrust her hand out, "I'm...urh...QuillOwl, you know, that person you've talked to for around 5 hours and created a kill list and other fangirly stuff."
"Oh, now I feel bad for wanting to hit you on the head with a big stick and strap you into the torture chair."
"...You have a torture chair?"
"Ooohhh, that came out wrong," Blue said with a wince.
"A torture chair? That's..." Quill paused, "awesome, what does it do?"
"It just a chair with spikes and a giant metal helmet and powered by hazardous electricity and other terrible, painful and agonizing stuff."
"Right…" The rest of what Quill said was lost on Blue as she noticed Tiko standing on a stool behind Quill, with a wooden pole in hands, seconds away from whacking her with it.
Acting quickly she grabbed Quill by the shoulder and shoved her forward, hurriedly saying, "Hey! Look at that!"
With Quill distracted for the moment, Blue made a slashing gesture at Tiko to not hit her. 'Do not harm. Do NOT harm!'
"So, Jack said something about you doing experiments?" Quill spoke, turning back round completely
"That always end in disaster!" interjected Jack.
"They do NOT!"
"Oh, really? Have you forgotten the minions, or the killer Rainbow sheep? Or how about the little 'invention' that introduced us?"
"Okay, one: The minions can be very useful. Two: I have learned since then, I will never again combine cotton-candy and sheep DNA. And Three: I really do regret that decision. Why? Because it caused me to meet you."
Quill had been watching the whole conversation with confusion. She knew about the minions from what Blue had said over their conversations, but had no idea what the rest was about.
"HEY!" The arguing between Jack and Blue stopped immediately as they stared at the confused Quill, "Will someone please tell me what the hell is going on here?"
"What do you want to know?" asked Blue.
"What are 'killer Rainbow sheep'? How do you combine cotton-candy and sheep DNA? Cotton-candy doesn't even have DNA. What invention are you talking about?"
"Oh, those questions are simple," replied Jack, "You do NOT want to know what killer Rainbow sheep are. You'd be surprised what can happen down here when Blue puts her mind to it. The last question is a bit of a long story."
"I have the time." Quill replied, sitting down on the floor as she prepared for a long explanation.
"Ok, so we met a few weeks ago around the beginning of winter-"
"Really?! You met me in winter? I never would have guessed-OW! Why did you hit me?"
"You were annoying me. Now back to the story…"
"Finally! It's done!" yelled Blue, "Let's try it out!"
"Jkelkal" replied Tiko.
"What do you mean what does it do? You've been watching me make it every day for the past week!"
Tiko shrugged, "Hykla"
"So, you lost interest in my 'rambling' after the first five minutes?"
"Yrepsz"
"Screw you," muttered Blue, "But, for your information, it's a net made to catch the Rainbow Sheep."
"What the hell are Rainbow Sheep?!"
"Not something you want to meet. Now shut up and let me tell the story."
"Uilnea"
"Yes, it's a great invention," Blue said proudly, "want to test it now?"
"Weend! Weend! Weend!" shouted Tiko excitedly.
They ran outside, pushing the huge contraption with them, running over a few minions, only to have them jump right back up.
The machine looked like something from the dark ages. It was wooden, had a coil, around the coil was a net like thing with weights attached to the edges. On the frame there was a lever, which would, when pulled, launch the net, trapping the Rainbow sheep.
Blue rubbed her hands together in anticipation, not noticing it was starting to snow.
"Ready, aim, FIRE!" yelled Blue, as she pulled the lever back.
The net flew from the coil, launching through the air and towards the edges of the forest. She heard the net fling through the air and crash into a tree, what she didn't expect was a shocked yelp as the net hit the tree.
"Did that tree just….scream?" Blue said, glancing at Tiko in concern, with a slightly worried look on her face. If she had somehow managed to hit someone, she would be dead.
Rushing over to the tree, Blue went over all the possibilities of who it could be: neighbour teenager, little kid, lumberjack, old person. What she didn't think of was the Spirit of Winter, Jack frickin' Frost!
When she saw a boy in a hoodie tied to the tree by the net she started apologizing, of course she would have to knock him out and wipe his mind, but better to make her seem innocent for the moment.
"I am so sorry, it was a complete accident. I didn't mean to…" she trailed off as she got a better look at the boy: white hair, pale skin, bare feet, blue eyes, and teeth that 'sparkled like freshly fallen snow,' blue hoodie, and wooden staff.
It was Jack Frost.
So like the intelligent, mature person she was, she started to stutter, "Are you- you're- J-J-Jack Frost!"
"You can see me?"
"Y-y-yes"
"Well then, yes, I am Jack Frost. Now do you mind cutting me out of this…thing?"
Of course upon hearing this Blue freaked to put it lightly, "…Jack Frost…Can't believe it…fanfiction…movie…fans…"
Only bits and pieces could be understood, she was talking so fast.
"Is she always like this?" asked Jack nodding his head toward Blue, who looked like she was in the midst of a minor heart attack.
"Mne," replied Tiko while making a so-so gesture with his hand.
"He-HEY!" shouted Jack.
Taking a break from her freak out, Blue asked, "What?"
"Could you, oh I don't know, let me go?!
"OH-umm-yea-yea, sure, get need a- a knife. Ya, a knife, now where did I put it…?" fumbling in her coat pockets she searched for her pocket knife, "Um…here it is!"
"Good, now can you cut me free?"
Muttering to Tiko, Blue said, "Well, at least we know that it works."
"Hey, yeah, quick question, what exactly is that…thing?" The winter spirit asked, pointing his head at Tiko.
"That thing is a minion, and his name is Tiko."
"Where did you get him? Can you cut a little faster? I can't feel my arm."
"I found a glowing blue rock in the area where my bunker is now. Took a jumper cable and hooked it up to a tater tot. And thus the minions were born."
"Why did you hook it up?"
"I was curious, okay? One more rope and then you'll be free."
"Yes!" exclaimed Jack, as the last rope snapped and her was finally in the air, "I'm free! Finally free!"
"Well, nice meeting you and everything," Blue said, rubbing her neck awkwardly.
"Same here. Now I gotta go, Jamie is probably wondering where I am. Bye!"
Blue had no idea he would show up next week, hanging by the around the same tree, and the week after that, somehow entering her bunker without a single alarm blaring, and- well, you get the idea.
"So, you met Jack when you tied him against a tree?"
"Accidently!"
"Yeah..."
"Well...at least my reaction wasn't as bad as yours."
"You were squealing and bouncing about like a 5-year-old." Jack deadpanned.
"Better then mumbling and stuttering like a moron."
"You were doing that too."
"Not that much, though."
"Still did."
"Anyway! You met him because you tied him to a tree, and I met him because he knocked me out on the head with his stick and kidnap me."
"You were in the sleigh."
"I wasn't the one that stole it."
"I wasn't the one attempting to fly it."
"Watch it, Frosty. You shouldn't mess with a fangirl, especially one that writes."
Jack didn't really understand the danger of that threat, and only just rolled his eyes at her.
"Okay, how about we-" Blue began, before she was interrupted by a sudden, terrible coughing fit. Quill stepped back in shock as Blue heaved for air and yelled, "Screw you, Sickness!"
"Burn in hell after our torturing!" Quill added, looking upwards at the ceiling and shaking her fist. Blue laughed, as did Quill.
"So, you really are QuillOwl?"
"And you really are The Blue Phantom, unless you're a creepy kidnapper with a Winter Sprite as your assistant."
"Spirit! I'm a spirit, for crying out loud!"
"Yeah, whatever, Jack." Blue spoke, "So, Quill, have you seen the rockets? Or the kraken?"
"Rockets? Kraken?! No, no I have not."
"Well then, Quill." Blue placed an arm round Quill and lead her towards several of the many doorways, "You're now officially a guest of the Bunker, no torture for you is guaranteed."
"You didn't say anything about death, though." Quill replied.
"Touche. Now, how about I give you a VIP exclusive tour?" Blue continued, leading Quill through the swirling corridors as they neared where Blue wanted them to go: The experiment room.
Quill's A/N: MY BAD, AGAIN! I was doing other fanfictions, and they all kinda overwhelmed me.
Anyway, I'm terribly sorry and I'm going to sort everything out so I don't end up making you guys wait for over 2 weeks for an update because of me.
