Blue's A/N: So we got moved in and unpacked...and then every idea I had disappeared. I had written something but it had been deleted and when I tried to rewrite it, it was shit. My brother read this and (In my opinion) correctly classified this as a crackfic with a plot. The time it took to get this up is my fault.

Quill's A/N: Adding to Blue's point, I also went to a 5-day sleepover just after she sent her part of the story. *Sobs* I had to suffer with my laptop and comfortable bed for 5 days! *hugs bed and laptop* I've missed you so much, my babies! (Annnnd, I have no life.)

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(Hohoho, Quill the destroyer of feels is reviewing)

RowanAsterCode: THE ANTI-RAINBOW SHEEP SPRAY WAS IN MY ROOM!...Sorry?

The Rainbow Sheep were originally just colorful, vicious sheep that shoot spikes, but we just added more things to make it an absolutely terrible thing that was created from the twisted, dark depths of our minds (And Blue was the one that created them, remember? Blame her.)

Blue! Somebody has given you a cookie! You have a fan, Blue! *pops a party popper* Now you need stalkers.

CrystalxRose: Aw, thank you, Crystal! Me and Blue are very pleased by the compliment! :3

And, no need to wait, dear! For Sickness appears in this chapter! *Cheers* (Wait, should I be cheering? IDK.)

Nanu Kitty: Yes, I was born from the fiery depths of cliffhangers. Congratulations, you have discovered my darkest secret. *Dramatic lighting and thunder*

Everybody loves toaster strudels, yet I don't have the privilege of even eating one *sobs* Curse you, Britain!

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You know the deal, folks! Any problems or mistakes, mention them in a nice review or send a PM (To me or Blue, it doesn't matter.)

Now, let's watch me and Blue be utter retards...that have somehow required a hammer...


"Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit-"

"HOLY FUCKING SHIT, WE'RE GONNA DIE!" Blue screamed, cutting off Quill's panicking chant, as she backed away from the rabid, flaming rainbow sheep until her back violently hit the counters, Oh god, is this some form of twisted karma?! Oh shit, oh fucking shit. My mom won't even know what happened! She'll think I died in a flooded puddle or something. Oh god, oh my fucking god, HOLY FUCKING SHIT I DON'T WANT TO DIE-!"

"Spontaneous violence!" Quill suddenly cried, before doing the most shocking, courageous thing Blue has ever seen (or read, by their messages) Quill do.

Quill threw a gigantic sledgehammer and smashed the murderous, killer rainbow sheep in the face.

"What the actual fuck did you-?!"

"JUST RUN, YOU FUCKING IDIOT!" Quill yelled, bolting to through the burning doorway while the rainbow sheep was utter confused and dazed. Blue instantly followed...but picked up the sledgehammer before hand, in case she needed Quill to go major Thor on that rainbow sheep again.

Skidding around a corner, Blue sprinted after Quill as they burst into corridors and rooms, not knowing where they were going except away from the murderous creature left behind.

An outraged bleat thundered across the corridor they bolted through, both Blue and Quill gazing behind them to see the burning, furious rainbow sheep charge after them from afar, shooting spike and catching fire to any flammable material.

"Got any ideas?!" Quill shouted, looking at Blue.

"Maybe you could smash the sheep in the head with the sledgehammer again?" Blue suggested, raising up the heavy weapon she was dragging with her.

"Won't work, we've lost the element of surprise so that will be useless. Any other ideas?"

"Apart from that, nothing."

"YOU HAVE NO IDEAS!"

"WHAT DO YOU EXPECT, IT'S THE MORNING, I'M TIRED AND I'VE JUST LOST A VERY GOOD TOASTER STRUDLE!" Blue cried, Quill shaking her head in frustration.

"WELL, I'VE BEEN KNOCKED UNCONSCIOUS THREE TIMES, WOKE UP WITH NO BREAKFAST, HAD TO SUFFER WITH A WINTER SPIRIT, AND THEN HAD TO RUN AWAY FROM A FUCKING MURDEROUS CANDY FLOSS DISASTER!"

Blue stared at Quill, "YEAH, BUT-"

"TWICE!" Quill exclaimed, "I HAD TO RUN AWAY FROM A RAINBOW SHEEP TWICE. AND, IF YOU CAN'T TELL ALREADY, I'M SHIT AT ATHLETICS!"

"ALRIGHT, YOU WIN. BUT THIS DOESN'T HELP US FIND A WAY TO GET OUT OF THIS SITUATION ALIVE!"

"WELL, I'M NOT THE GENIUS WHO DECIDED IT WOULD BE A FUCKING GOOD IDEA TO COMBINE CANDY FLOSS AND-"

"HEY, YOU GIANT, FAT SHEEP!" Blue stopped suddenly as she twisted around at the insulting voice, seeing the rainbow sheep glare at an irritating Winter Spirit that hovered above its head. Jack grinned at the growling animal, shooting a blast of frost at its large head.

"JACK, YOU FUCKING RETARD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING-!" Quill yelled, but was cut short when the murderous sheep gave a bellowing roar at the spirit.

Jack only laughed, "Come on, little farm animal! Come and get me!"

Blue and Quill only stared, noticing the plan will fail the moment the rainbow sheep gets bored and goes after the two rather unhealthy teens that were on the fucking ground.

Gazing at Jack, Blue saw him wink and grin widely at her, attempting to tell her of his idiotic plan without any words.

Then Blue got it...and almost laughed at the idea.

Raising the hammer, Blue began to creep behind the distracted rainbow sheep; ignoring Quill's distressed hisses and cries. Nodding, Jack continued to yell and insult the rainbow sheep while Blue lifted the hammer above her head, preparing to strike the confused sheep on the head.

And that was when everything fucked up.

The rainbow sheep released a terrible bleat, charging forward with such speed that Blue stumbled backwards in shock.

Then, the rainbow sheep bursted into the air with a great push of its hooves, flying straight after the horrified Winter Spirit.

"HOLY FUCKING SHIT, IT'S FLYING!" Quill screamed, watching as Jack whizzed through the hallway in a panicking dash to get away from the levitating multicolored demon after him.

"GET AWAY FROM IT, YOU IDIOT!" Blue yelled at the Winter Spirit, who nodded and blasted through the hallway in a gust of bitter wind. The sheep snarled, releasing a horrid bleat as it flew after Jack.

Blue glanced at Quill, who was also glancing at Blue. They both shared a look, both believing they were having the same idea. They both bolted through the remains of the hallway, following after the Winter Spirit and rainbow sheep, thundering sounds of chaos being heard as they ran.

Bursting into the a domed room with a ceiling of coloured glass, Blue remembering it being the place where Quill and her physically met only yesterday. Yelping, Blue darted away from an incoming spike, which impaled itself into a wall near her.

Staggering up, Blue surveyed the room to see the rainbow sheep levitating in the air, its spikes prepared to shoot as its body was engulfed in white-hot flames. Then there was Jack, who looked rather overpowered by the animal as he only had his staff at his side (and the ability to fly, but that might no longer hold any advantage.)

Everybody remained still, all watching the rainbow with cautious, panicking eyes. Jack stared straight into it's eyes, the rainbow sheep looking back and began to growl. Charging forward, the rainbow sheep launched a spike, aiming for Jack's head.

"MOVE!" Quill yelled at the spirit. Responding, Jack moved the left, preventing the spike from hitting his skull. But then, the worse happened.

The rainbow sheep charged at such speed, it couldn't stop itself even as Jack moved. So, instead of colliding into the Winter Spirit, it continue to run upwards...until bursting through the glass ceiling and flying into the morning sky.

"I- WH- IT'S-"

"IT'S FUCKING OUTSIDE!" Blue screamed, her mind into hyperdrive as she rushed to a wall, where a large, red button stuck out. Slamming down the button, alarms blared and lights began to flash a bright crimson.

"Jack, track down that rainbow sheep before it kills somebody!" Blue commanded the Winter Spirit, who was already flying through the gaping hole in the roof after the escaped sheep.

"Oh shit, this is bad!" Blue muttered, clutching on to Quill's wrist and dragging her down a twist of hallways and large rooms in a rush, "Shit, shit, shit, this is so fucking bad. I'll be screwed if the Government finds out about the sheep-"

"Where are we going?!" Quill yelled, sprinting to prevent Blue from yanking her wrist painfully.

Blue didn't answer the question, only tapping into a pad within a steel wall, pressing several buttons until a loud sound echoed through the corridor as a door beside her opened. Without hesitation, she forced Quill inside the room.

Sprinting past broken inventions and greasy tools, Blue swiped up the needed item that was on a dirty workbench. Twirling around, she put the drill-like contraption on to Quill's ear, a buzz being heard as Quill cried out in pain.

"Ow, what the fuck, Blue?!" Quill exclaimed, backing away to rub her sore, throbbing ear, looking up at Blue with a puzzled, shocked look. "Did you just pierce my ear?!"

"No, I implanted something into your earlobe, there is a difference." Blue responded, searching through the room in a frantic rush for something, "It's a tracker, an earpiece with a combined microphone. I need to be able to keep track of you, and know what's going on while you follow Jack." Blue explained as she tossed things out of a cupboard underneath a table.

"Follow Jack?! What do you mean by follow Jack-?!"

"I need you-" Blue bounced up from a behind the table, pointing at Quill with one hand as she held a metal sphere covered in several buttons and blinking lights with the other, "-to go in North's sleigh, follow after Jack and track down the Rainbow Sheep with him." Blue jumped over the counter, landing in front of Quill while tightly clasping the odd item in her hand, "The more people finding that corrupted piece of nature, the better."

Sprinting off, Blue darted out of the room and down the hallway, pressing multiple buttons and lights on her masterpiece, that bleeped and flashed as it came to life.

"Blue, wait! Where are you going?!" Quill cried.

She looked behind her with a smile, crying a reply, "I'm getting backup, I know somebody that might be able to help!"

"But Blue, what about-"

"Just get in the sleigh and find that goddamn sheep!" Blue yelled, until she could no longer hear Quill yelling at her.

Pushing a green button in a frustrated fit, a ding noise sounded from the machine, Blue letting out a cry of victory as she slammed her palm down on the orb. A blinding light engulfed her, before she vanished in a show of light and swirling colours.


The light cleared, leaving Quill dazzled enough for her to stumble backwards and crash into the ground in a not-so-graceful like fashion. Rubbing her blurry eyes, she surveyed the area to see an empty space where Blue stood with a thingy. "Where the fuck did she go?!" Quill exclaimed, turning her head to see a minion staring at her with as much confusion as herself (The fact she didn't scream at the sudden appearance of the creature should be worrying.) "You know where she went?" She asked the minion, expecting not to get a decent, intelligent answer.

But Quill was surprised when it nodded eagerly, pointing at a clock while twirling its finger counter-clockwise. "...She...She went back in time?" Quill guessed, the minion smiling as it gave her a thumb up.

"...That motherfucking bitch!" Quill exclaimed, "Why the fuck wouldn't she take me along with her?!" The minions rolled it's eyes, pointing to the sleigh and giving her a 'duh' look.

"Well, obviously I know about that. It's just common courtesy to take someone along with you when traveling through time," She huffed in irritation, whirling on her heels and jogging towards the sleigh, hammer clutched firmly in her right hand.

Hauling herself into the sleigh, she took the reins and mumbled, "Okay...how the fuck do you work this thing?" Staring at the control in puzzlement, Quill shrugged and snapped the reins while crying out a 'yah'. The reindeer took off (which was good, 'cause it would've been bad if she only pissed them off), thundering along and heading straight for a slowly opening door that led to a tunnel that seemed to slope upwards.

As the sleigh entered the tunnel, small lights flickered on. Laughing, Quill joyfully screamed, "Everyone loves the sleigh!" before taking hold of the rein tighter (She'll prefer not to fall off the sleigh, obviously.)

Suddenly, the ground gave way under her as she bursted out of the tunnel and into the crisp, Winter air. Snow blew into her face as the hooves scraped the ground before taking off to the skies. As they climbed higher, the air became colder and made Quill's throat sting. As the sleigh leveled out above the clouds, she muttered to herself, "Now, time to get down to business..." Quill stopped in realization, "Shit, where the fuck did Jack and that monster go?"

Glancing down, a path of frost and half-melted snow stood out against the street, giving her a good indication of where to. "Well, that was easy." There was a pause, "Annnnnnnnd, I probably just jinxed it..." Wheeling the reindeer around, she followed the path. The farther the trail went, the harder it was to see. The culprit: snow plows. Pushing snow off the streets and covering the path until their was only small signs of slush to be seen.

"Motherfucking snowtrucks." Quill cursed under her breath as she hit the downtown area, all traces finally vanished from the streets. Swearing, she drew the reindeer closer to the ground, in hopes of picking up the trail again. "Please tell me I won't have to land and get out of this thing to find the damn trail again." She faced up to the skies as if pleading, before a booming bleat drew her attention away from the clouds and to a small, abandoned warehouse to her left.

Changing her direction, Quill angled closer to the ground. Landing behind the warehouse, she stopped to listen inside the warehouse. A thunderous crash echoed throughout the building, followed by a thudding noise accompanied with an angered bleat. "If I have learned anything from movies and shit TV, it's that you never go into the building with strange noises coming from it," She muttered, hefting her hammer in her hand. "Unfortunately, I have never been that good of a listener...also, I'm British."

Swinging out of the sleigh, she crept towards the open service door, snow crunching under her boots. "Oh, I'm going to regret this later." She sighed, peeking around the corner to be met with the sight of a frozen, iced room and sand bags impaled by spikes. A blur of color sped past the door, skidding on the ice-covered floor.

The rainbow sheep launched its spikes at Jack, who swung his staff to freeze them mid-air. The spikes of mass sheep-duction clattered to the ground just as a column of flames was shot at the Winter Spirit. Ducking, Jack aimed a blast of ice at the sheep. Successfully, the blast caught the side of the sheep, causing it to slide across the floor.

Sitting outside of the warehouse, Quill waited for the perfect moment to attack...In other words, throw her hammer at the motherfucker. As the sheep turned to face Jack, she crept into the building. Then, ever so carefully, she brought her arm back and hurled the hammer as hard as she could. Not waiting to see if it hit, she whirled around and darted for the door.

Stunned, the sheep stood there, giving Jack the desperate opening he needed. Blasting the sheep with ice, he waited until it was encased in a block. Silence finally filled the room, before Jack called out, "Hey, are you okay?"

"Yeah, fine." Quill yelled a reply "Can it get out of there? It's fucking freezing." She bent down to grab her hammer, shivering as she eyed the frozen sheep warily.

"The block should probably hold it," The Winter Spirit explained, "but let's get it back to the bunker as soon as possible."

"And how the hell are we going to do that, Smartass?"

"Easy, we'll put it in the back of the sleigh."

"Great..." Quill spoke with false joy, sarcasm in her tone also.

After much pushing, lifting, and a shit lot of hushed cursing from a certain teen, they were finally able to get it secured in the back of the sleigh with a bundle of rope. "Well, that was fun," Quill said, rubbing her hands together.

"You should probably leave now, before the ice melts and it escapes."

"Where are you going?"

"Leading the way."

"Oh, good. I thought you were gonna abandon me and go to a different time period like Blue did or something."Quill mumbled as she went towards the controls and reins of the sleigh.

"What?" Jack asked, puzzled.

Quill rolled her eyes, "Nevermind, just lead the way."

Snapping the reins, Quill and the sleigh lurched forward and was soon in the air. Quill searched the clouds, following after the blue blur that was Jack with a victorious smile on her face.

However, She soon became aware of a slight buzzing noise. Brushing it off as nothing, she, nonetheless, sped up the sleigh. As the buzzing increased, she slowly became more and more uneasy and paranoid. The buzzing grew louder and louder, until it was almost deafening, when faint words intermixed with it. "I...am...Sickness."

Wait, what? That couldn't have been right. Sickness wasn't real, he was just something made up, a joke created by two crazy fangirls...But, then again, this is coming from someone who has met Jack Frost.

...Fuck.

Quill snapped the reins fiercely just as a black cloud of mist shrouded the sleigh. With the buzzing came a voice, "You should have thought twice before planning to kill me. I'm watching, always watching."

"Wait? Watching?! You've been stalking us?!" Quill yelled, panic arising as the smoke began to overwhelm the air surrounding her.

There was no answer, just a vague humanoid shape that had made itself visible in the mist. Mentally screaming, Quill brought her hand up to her ear, "B-Blue! There's a person. I think...I think it's Sickness! He's real!" The blackness came closer to her, a pit setting at the bottom of her stomach as everything felt too hot. A cough escaped her just as the sleigh dropped, reindeer suddenly out cold and looking slightly green.

Jerking at the reins, she attempted to regain the lost momentum, all while screeching into her earpiece, "HOLY SHIT! BLUE HELP! SICKNESS HAS INFECTED THE REINDEER! MAYDAY! MAYDAY! GOING DOWN, GOING DOWN! CRASHING! BLUE, HELP!"

Her shouts we cut off as the sleigh crashed into the ground with a booming whump. Quill flew out of the sleigh, flipping forward and hitting something hard, causing her to lose consciousness.


Icy fog escaped Blue's mouth, her warm breath turning cloudy in the bitter, snowy landscape. Blue shivered, pulling her hoodie closer as she crept through the dense forest. 'Damn, I should have brought a coat...or traveled here during the Summer.' Blue thought, looking down at the machine in irritation, its several lights blinking up at her in an almost teasing way.

"B-Blue! There's a person-...HOLY SHIT-...SICKNESS HAS INFECT REINDEER-...GOING DOWN, GOING DOWN-...BLUE, HELP!" The voice of Quill cried, coming from the earpiece implanted in Blue's ear, her voice was static and cut off constantly, making Blue growl in annoyance and tap her earlobe where the earpiece was.

No noise came, only static, which made Blue creep through the winter forest with more speed.

Ducking behind a bush suddenly, Blue peered over to see a giant area far below. With a lake frozen and the trees sprinkled with the snow, the sight was almost beautiful.

But Blue wasn't beginning to grin at the lovely landscape, oh no, she was grinning at something else.

"Come on, you stupid reptile! Let me just tighten this one more bolt- URGH, DAMMIT TOOTHLESS!"

Grinning so wide that it began to hurt her cheeks, Blue scavenged through her hoodie to take out a small dart gun, with two dart filled with a serum to knock out any person...or large reptile. Chuckling, Blue crept closer towards her need targets, her dart gun ready to shot and her machine prepared for instant use.

Oh, the advantages of having a time machine.


Quill's A/N: *Thor is a god from Norse Mythology and is also a superhero in the Marvel comics. He is, basically, an alien with a badass motherfucking hammer that emits lightning and knock people the fuck out. If you want more information, then Google it.

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