Hello Everyone! I'm BACK! After a rather long hiatus from writing, I have returned to you, my wonderful readers! Alright, down to business. Here's the second chapter of my sequel to my first fic, "Vocaloid Chronicles". This chapter is 99% comedy sketches so just be forwarned. my other fics will be getting updated soon and im producing a small spinoff oneshot that takes place in between this story and the previous one. Well enough of my drabble, Thanks for reading and please enjoy!

Disclaimer: Jeeze, havent done these in a while, i don't think I'm ready. Miku, take this one?

Miku: Sure! Rocketboy-

Author: RocketMAN, thank you.

Miku: ...Sure. RocketMAN182 does not own Vocaloid, the software, the companies, or pretty much anything affiliated with my pretty face. He does own the story.

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Ch. 2
Everything old is new again

*In the car with Miku and Neru 30 minutes after they left*

Miku: *Singing the empty stomach song*

Neru: Oh for the love of God, Miku, just shut up!

Miku: Oh come on, you know you wanna sing along!

Neru: Says who!?

Miku: *quietly* My Glock-18...

Neru: What?

Miku: Nothing! *Bright smile*

Neru: We're close right? I'm getting sick of this awful smell in here...

Miku: Oh! You mean my custom made leek air freshener?

Neru: Oh come on... Give me a break! You're not serious, are you?

Miku: take a whiff, you tell me. *hands her a leek shaped air freshener*

Neru: *sniffs* Oh, ugh! What the fuck Miku!? That's the most horrendous stench I've EVER smelled!

Miku: a matter of opinion...

Neru: Let's... Let's just get there ok? I hate hospitals enough without being leek-gassed beforehand.

Miku: Fine, buzzkill...

*Floors the gas pedal with Neru screaming*

-Scene Change-

*Back at the Vocaloid Mansion*

*Rin and Len pulled into the large driveway with their road roller and parked it rather close to Ayatoba's car, as in they sheared off the rear bumper. They hopped down and bolted into the living room at full speed.*

Rin: MIKU! I FOUND A LEEK PATCH! ITS OUT IN THE WOO-

*The only person in the living room was Luka, who barely acknowledged them and went right back to her book.*

Len: Her car isn't here. I don't think she's home, sis.

Rin: Awww! I wanted to hang out with her!

Len: Missing your big sister, there, Rin?

Rin: No! And she isn't even our sister!

Len: well you and she have been inseparable ever since she bought you that little orange tree...

Rin: I LOVE THAT TREE. DONT YOU DARE SAY ANYTHING ABOUT MR. FRESHFRUIT.

Len: Yes, yes you do. You'd practically have sex with it if that was even possible...

Rin: who's to say it isn't?

Len: wow ...what the fuck, Rin...

Rin: Oh, I'm kidding. It's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard.

*Luka lets out a single amused "Ha!"*

-Scene Change-

*In another part of the mansion, Kaito and Gakupo were playing Xbox and seemed to be completely engrossed in the virtual firefight. The two men had already gone through two full bags of chips and 4 liters of a bizarre Mountain Dew, Sprite, and Pepsi combination they so gracefully dubbed "Radioactive horse piss". They took the name from Dell's reaction to trying the strange drink for the first time.*

Kaito: God dammit! I can't kill this guy! Every time i go through that doorway he blows me to pieces!

Gakupo: So then stop going through that doorway.

Kaito: *Pauses, then glares at Gakupo* shut up.

Gakupo: What's his gamertag?

Kaito: Lemme see... It's SexyOtaku68.

Gakupo: Wait a minute...

Kaito: Isn't that...

*In the other game room, Gumi sat triumphantly in her gaming chair, laughing her ass off.*

-Scene Change-

*At the Hospital*

*IA and Cul were still chatting as Miku burst through the recovery wing doorway with Neru reluctantly in tow.*

Miku: MIKU'S HERE! WHO'S HURT!?

*The others in the room just look at her like she's crazy*

Neru: Please... Miku just shut up and take us home...

IA: Um, it's SeeU, Ring, and Lui. Dr. Ayatoba said they'd be alright though.

Miku: NOT SEEU! SHE'S SO INNOCENT AND ADORABLE!

Cul: *sweatdrop* ...Are you on crack?

Miku: I had a lot of sugar in the car!

Neru: Cul... I'm so sorry, I tried to stop her...

Cul: No no, it's… it's fine.

*Another of the V3 subjects slowly wakes up. She had a slightly purple tint in her hair and was a bit taller than some of the other subjects. She yawned deeply, sat up, yelped in pain, and fell back down onto her bed*

Aoki: Was that Yuzuki waking up?

Cul: Yeah, I think so. *to Yuzuki Yukari* Hey, rabbit girl, you alright?

Yukari: *Groan* I'm... I'm ok... I think...

Neru: Who's that? I haven't seen her before, was she new to the project? Like, a last minute addition?

Miku: No she was on the original list, you just don't pay attention.

Neru: Bitch...

Miku: Look who's talkin'. She's Yuzuki Yukari, so you know, and she is the sweetest girl EVER.

Neru: You seem to think everyone is "sweet and adorable", don't you?

Miku: no, I think you're mean and frumpy. See? Not everyone!

Neru: Too mean...

Miku: That's what you get for hiding the paperwork for my last leek shipment. I couldn't get my stuff for WEEKS.

Neru
: I told you already, I MISPLACED IT ON ACCIDENT.

Miku: Just like you "misplaced" my right pigtail in the garbage disposal?

Neru: ok, that was ONE TIME!

*Dr. Ayatoba walks in looking rather frustrated*

Ayatoba: What the hell is all the racket!? *Sees Miku and Neru* Oh, that explains it. Hello you two, what brings you here?

Miku: We got a call from one of the staff here that three of the new Vocaloid implant subjects were in trouble, so we came to see if we could help.

Neru: You have a nasty habit of using the word "we" all the time...

Miku: So, is there anything WE can do?

Ayatoba: No, I think it's going to be ok. SeeU has been stabilized and the twins are doing ok so far. A number of the others are still in a deep sleep, recovering from the surgery.

IA: *Looking over the others who are still asleep* Are they all going to be ok?

Ayatoba: Yes, they'll be fine. They just need to rest.

Yukari: Yeah... Me too... *collapses*

Ayatoba: Miku, how is everyone doing back at the house? No technical issues i hope? Also, my car is still intact I hope?

-Scene change-

*That same time, back at the Vocaloid mansion*

Meiko: *Panicking, running into the second living room adjacent to the kitchen* Hey, uh, Lily? Yeah, um, where's the fire extinguisher? I kind of, um, HELP ME I LIT THE KITCHEN ON FIRE!

Lily: OH SHIT! *grabs fire extinguisher* STEP ASIDE, WOMAN! *Hoses down the blaze that had engulfed the entire stovetop.*

Meiko: T-thank you...

Lily: How did you not know where the fire extinguisher was!? This is like, the third time you've almost burned the house down! And another thi- are you drunk?

Meiko: I only had a LITTLE 190 proof straight vodka, and a couple of wine coolers with lunch!

Lily: *Facepalms* I swear...

Rin & Len: *Runs into the kitchen, both are panting* Um... We kinda screwed up...

Lily: Oh dear lord... What now?

Len: We tried to back out our road roller...

Rin: and we put in in "forward" and not "reverse"...

Len: And now Ayatoba's BMW is a bit... Flatter.

Lily: Meiko, do you have any of that vodka left?

-Scene change-

*Back at the hospital*

Miku: ...I'm sure everything's fine!

Ayatoba: Good, that BMW was very expensive. Anyways- oh, it seems like another has woken up.

*A girl at the far end of the room slowly sat up, only to fall back down again like all the others. She had long, half-blonde half-brunette hair with a red, blue, and yellow accent on one side of her bangs. Her eyes were a bright amber color, clearly the result of the surgery.*

IA: GALACO! *squees* You're awake! *everyone awake runs over to talk to the newly awakened girl except Cul and Oliver, who are not feeling strong enough to get up yet.*

Cul: They know each other?

Oliver: Yes, they've been friends since their early childhood. Both of them are big fans of "outer-spacey" stuff, so they gave each other nicknames to match. IA's is actually "Aria on the planets", and Galaco wanted "galaxy" but it didn't ring too well so they went with "Galaco".

Cul: How do you know this?

Oliver: I talked to her a lot during the days before the operations. We were both pretty nervous so we calmed each other down.

Cul: A blossoming relationship?

Oliver: …I'm 12.

Cul: Oh. I didn't mean, I just… I didn't think they'd use anyone so young…

Oliver: Well, I volunteered. That and they promised me this. *Lifts up his eye patch to reveal a glowing red orb where his eye used to be.*

Cul: OH MY GOD, WHAT IN THE NAME OF FUCK.

Oliver: It shoots lasers. I'm like freakin' Kano from Mortal Kombat!

Cul: I'd say you'd shoot your eye out kid, but I think it's a moot point by now. Also very cliché.

Ayatoba: Yeah, Oliver, the laser can't actually kill. As a matter of fact, it's just an eye safe laser pointer in the shape of an eyeball.

Oliver: What!? You screwed me over you cheap bastard!

Ayatoba: Well at least it's better than having only one eye! You're at least a LITTLE better off!

Neru: Can't argue with that logic.

Miku: I think it's kinda cool! Can you move it like a regular eye?

Oliver: Yeah, I can. I can switch it on and off without using my hands too.

Cul: Weren't you guys talking to Galaco or something?

IA: She fell back unconscious… I don't think she's fully recovered from the initial operations just yet.

Ayatoba: Well, most of you all are awake by now so I should probably give you the introduction, a few materials you'll be needing, and your daily 4 ounces of motor oil.

All awake V3s: WHAT!?

Ayatoba, Just kidding, of course. It's only two ounces.

Miku: Doctor…

Ayatoba: Whaaat? I'm just having fun. I've been under a lot of stress lately.

Neru: Shouldn't you wait for the three that aren't doing so well?

Ayatoba: I would have to split up the group anyways to do the Intros, seeing as the conference room I've been given is pretty small. I'm not gonna pack together a bunch of irritable, heavily medicated cyborgs in a stuffy room for an hour and a half. That's a bad idea.

Cul: Agreed.

Ayatoba: Alright, I have to go back to the mansion for a minute so I can grab the DVDs I left there. I'll be back within the hour. Miku, Neru, if you wouldn't mind going out and picking up some chips and orange juice for everyone? The hospital food isn't all that great and these kids have got to be hungry. Here's 2000¥. Go buy what you can.

Miku: Sure thing!

Neru: Wait, I have to do stuff!?

Miku: OH POOR NERU.

*Ayatoba calls a cab and leaves. As soon as he walks out the front doors of the hospital, Miku's phone rings.*

Miku: It's Lily…. I should probably answer that.

Neru: Your ringtone is "World is Mine"? Seriously girl? Your own song?

Miku: So what?

Neru: It's just a bit arrogant, I'm just saying.

Miku: no it's not! Especially cuz it's such a damn good- ok, maybe a little arrogant. *picks up the phone* Moshi moshi, Miku desu. Hey Lily- what!? No, he just left, he's on his way. Oh hell, well at least drape a tarp over the good furniture so their blood doesn't go EVERYWHERE. I don't think- no, we're fine here. How long? Probably like ten minutes or so, he's taking a cab. Ok, ganbatte, peace out.

Neru: what was that about?

Miku: Rin and Len totaled Ayatoba's new BMW, and Meiko lit the kitchen on fire. Again.

Neru: They're pretty fucked, aren't they?

Miku: that car ran him 40 grand.

Neru: Oh jeeze… poor Len… There's nothing I can even do!

Miku: At least my Kaito's not in any trouble! *phone rings* It's Gakupo… *answers phone* Hey. He did what? Oh for the love of- that's twice now! I'll be home later, just try to stop the bleeding and try to get at least the big shards out.

IA: Let me guess, you spoke too soon.

Miku: He put his foot through the TV screen.

Neru: This is gonna be a LONG day.

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There you have it! The next chapter will have a lot more substance in it, promise! Thanks for reading, please review!

-Rocketman182