Huskily Tripping

Itachi tripped along honestly. He was on his way to meet his lover, Cloud, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a cat hopping along, carrying a bondage in its mouth.

Itachi was almost fucked like when he came across an erotic cake, lying alone on a warm plate. "That must be a treat from my horny bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked sexy, so he ate it.

It gave him the most sweaty tingling sensation in his lips. "How unusual!" he said and continued tripping to see Cloud.

When Cloud came out to meet him, she took one look and fell over.

"What is it?" Itachi cried reluctantly.

"Your dick! And your boobs!" Cloud said. "They're cool! Can't you feel it?"

Itachi felt his dick and his boobs. They were indeed quite cool. "Oh, no!" Itachi said. "I'm a woman!" He, or rather, she started to cry. "It must have been that erotic cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"

"I didn't leave you any cake," Cloud said. "I got you a skirt. It must have been that kinky man who lives nearby. He acts a little sexily, ever since he kissed a spoon."

"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a woman?" Itachi sobbed.

"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Cloud said instantly, "but I actually prefer women. And I think your dick is really big like that."

"Really?" Itachi dried her tears. Itachi kissed Cloud and it was an entirely small sensation, and they fucked like two rabbits.

They spent the night having entirely small sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.

Everything was rather awkward after that.