The Kinky Stranger

The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Kakashi strode along the path, making for Small Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, he carried the Cool Skirt, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Dick.

A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave him warning and he drew his sweaty spoon just in time to face the erotic man who flew at him with such grace that he was almost dazzled.

The man struck sexily, and Kakashi barely raised his spoon to meet the attack. They fought long and instantly until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.

At last, Kakashi found himself forced to one knee, the man's spoon pressed to his big lips. "I am Iruka of Small Castle," he said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Cool Skirt. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you fucked like."

But Kakashi had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up his spoon with a twist, overpowered Iruka and pinned him to the ground. "What say you now?" Kakashi said, looking down upon him.

Iruka's boobs shimmered and they fucked like two rabbits. "I have underestimated you, Kakashi. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."

Kakashi's desire was enflamed. His lips throbbed and all his thoughts were to kiss Iruka like a cat. Kakashi caressed Iruka's warm boobs and he responded. They came together huskily, and their joining was as horny as their battle, and also much louder.

"Ah, my sweet bondage!" Kakashi groaned and kissed Iruka as honestly as he could.

"Ouch!" he yelled. "What the hell is that?"

"Oh," Kakashi said. "That's where I put the Cool Skirt for safekeeping. Sorry."

When they had finished their romp, they drowsed reluctantly on the grass, forgetful of all but their sexy love. "We will stay together forever," Iruka said, and they began all over again.

And so it was that the Wizard Dick never got the Cool Skirt and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.