The Cat Prince

Renji was walking through a warm meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around his head when he spied a small little cat lying under a tree.

Renji skipped over to see the dear thing and was horny to find that he was hurt! A spoon had pierced his kinky little boobs and he whimpered reluctantly with the pain.

"My sweaty little friend," Renji said. "Let me help you!" He took out his Leatherman Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the spoon, as honestly as he could. The cat cried out and Renji's heart ached, and they fucked like two rabbits. "You'll be all right," Renji whispered. "I'll take care of you. I'll call you Byakuya and you can live with me forever!"

Scooping Byakuya up in his arms, Renji carried him home and made a bed for him beside his own. For seven days and seven nights, Renji nursed Byakuya, cleaning his boobs and feeding him Skirt-brand cat chow.

On the eighth night, Byakuya climbed into bed with Renji. He burrowed under the covers and instantly kissed Renji's dick. It made Renji giggle and he cuddled close to Byakuya, stroking his lips and singing sexily to him.

They continued that way for a long time. Every day, Renji hurried home so he could curl up with Byakuya. It gave him an erotic feeling whenever Byakuya kissed his dick.

Then one night, Byakuya looked up at Renji and said, "If you kiss me, I will become a sexy prince."

Renji screamed huskily, he was so surprised. How could a cat talk? He must have dropped off and dreamed it.

"You're not dreaming," Byakuya said. "Kiss me."

"Don't tell anyone I screamed like that," Renji said and kissed Byakuya on his lips. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood a sexy prince! With a crown and everything!

"I'm Prince Byakuya," he said. "I was cursed. It's a long story."

"Is it really you?" Renji said.

"See?" Byakuya said and showed Renji the scar from the spoon on his boobs. Then he kissed Renji and they tumbled fucked like and did a lot of very cool things, some of them involving a big bondage.

"I love you," Byakuya said when they were done. Renji clasped him close and they lived together happily ever after on all the prince treasure Byakuya had stashed away.

And if Byakuya didn't know about Renji's visits to the cat sanctuary, well, it wouldn't hurt him.