Disclaimer: Never will or never want to own Naruto. It would only be troublesome if I do. Oh, and I also don't own Fairy Tail. Both of those things are owned by their respective owners. Me? I own probably nothing, but the plot is kind of my property, in a way. I mean, it would make me angry if somebody copied my idea, but I probably could do nothing about it.

The Scarlet Twins

Chapter Two: No Longer Together

They had tortured us for who knew how long. The dark mages that captured us were efficient at what they did to our home. They didn't leave any loose ends and managed to keep Rosemary's destruction a secret for a good while. At least long enough for them to make a cover up story.

But I didn't care.

They stolen everything, from food, Jewels, and to our homes. Nothing was spared. They had confiscated my book and probably Erza's necklace. But to them, it was probably worthless to them. The book could only be read by me, and they shouldn't be aware of how much Erza's necklace is worth.

I never felt so... Angry... Before in my life. Sure, Erza-chan played pranks on me when we were together, but those were innocent and for fun, things that I highly approved of, but this... This easily topped everything that I had went through for the first eleven years of my life.

For I have seen the cruelty of humanity.

Everywhere I looked, there will be a guard, standing over a prisoner with their whips ready for punishment. Prisoners' faces with fear etched on their faces. They would force us to starve for days and work us to the bone.

All I wanted was to see my sister again, find Simon, rescue Kagura, and keep my family safe. Days, weeks, months, who knew how long we were in here, but I stayed reclusive. I wanted nothing more than to free myself and everyone else here, but what could I do? All I really did was work endlessly as I searched for Erza, and thought about my first kill.

That man's death on my hands was absolutely horrible and I seethed at what I did, but I didn't want to ponder on that too much. It would only make me learn to regret it.

Eventually, I had enough. They had done something horrible to my family. They had separated us and that is something that I will not, shall not, and cannot tolerate. I was going to bust out one day, but something unimaginable happened days, maybe weeks, or even months later. I could not tell.

I heard my sister's voice..

And she was screaming in pain...


If there was something so scary that I had ever faced in my life, it was this dump of a slavery camp. Each day was a nightmare and each day reminded me of what I lost.

These people would make us starve and they would torture the rebellious ones; however, I managed to do the unthinkable in such a desolate place.

I managed to scrape together a few friends despite the horrible conditions and their names are Wally, Millianna, Sho, and Jellal. And there was this old man who became a sort of grandfather to me.

But even then, I missed three very important parts of my very soul.

Kagura-chan, my necklace, and my twin brother.

These people separated my family and from my twin. I never felt so vulnerable in my life before and I hated this feeling. It only made me yearn to see my brother again. He'd know what to do.

And I left Kagura-chan in that crate, alone and scared, and I wanted so desperately to run back to her, to tell it it's alright, but I couldn't get out. What made everything worse was when these people confiscated my mother's necklace and her yellow kimono from me. those were a couple of the only links I had to my mother, other than the stories she gave us.

Everything hurts here and I wanted my brother back. He will make the pain go away like he always would. Luckily, I found recluse in my few family of friends and Simon in this prison. Simon, sweet brotherly Simon, managed to keep me sane and happy for a long while, and he managed to fill the void in my heart.

Wally was a good and normal guy, and he sort of became a brother as time went on. But he wasn't my twin. There was little comforts that I could live off of and the food was poor and meager. Sometimes, there wasn't food at all.

These days only reminded me of my time in the kitchen with my twin. We absolutely loved cooking, especially together, and sometimes he would purposely screw things up, but those days are virtually over and we are left inside a prison.

Days... Weeks... Months of torturous work that was dangerous later, Sho, a small blonde haired boy who became a younger brother to me proposed to escape. But... I couldn't leave my brother behind. He was here, with me and I know he would want to escape with me to, but... Maybe I could gather a number of mages to help free them? That could work, but then again they would probably escape before I could gather the army or something.

But then, Jellal urged me to in my hesitation.

Jellal was my inspiration to freedom and he always gave me ideas to think for my freedom.

I was about to crawl through the hole that was provided to escape, but we were caught by some guards. I have never been so scared in my life when they offered to take only the one who made up the scheme of escape to the disciplinary chamber. It was Sho, but he was too afraid to admit it and I couldn't blame him. We were all scared out of our wits. The disciplinary chamber was a torture chamber. Only a single man survived it, at least physically, but he wasn't the same.

I was about to speak up, my mouth moved to speak, but Jellal beaten me to the punch.

"I am the mastermind!" Jellal had confessed. Shock coursed through my body like a shot of adrenaline and all of us froze by the noble sacrifice.

But the thing was, the guards didn't believe him and accused me for being the mastermind instead.

Each step towards the disciplinary chamber frightened me, but what could I do? Jellal and Simon protested against them taking me, but what could they do? So I lied for them that I wasn't scared, but I was also trying to lie to convince myself that I would do the same thing for them like my brother would do for me.

Eventually, I was lead through a double doors that opened up a large room. The room itself was nothing special, but the most notable thing in the room was this tealish colored crytal formation sitting in the middle of the room. There wasn't much that I could gleam and I was shoved to one of the wooden beams. Then, they bounded me to it with some rope.

I was completely scared out of my own wits...

What the did to me was the worse pain I've ever felt in my life. They would shock me, torture me endlessly, whipped at me a few times, and they did something... Horrifying. They maimed my right eye...

And all throughout the session, I screamed in agony and pain...


I've never felt so enraged in my life before. Nothing I've ever seen in my life could've prepared me for the anger that built up like a damn holding back a tsunami. I gripped the bars that barred me from my sister, who screamed in pain, and burst through the prison. I lost all sense of control of myself and felt a burning feeling within my gut. It was painful and quickly flooded my entire system with pain.

But there was something more than just pain...

Power...

My entire body was flowing with strength that I never had before and I was sprinting at speeds I have never ran at in my life. As I ran through the prison, my vision became blurred and I was following my instincts for who knew how long. That is... Until I meet her scent. It was like it usually was, except fainter, much fainter, and tainted with this prison smell. The prison was dusty and smelled of sweat and fear. And I followed my sisters smell.

As I ran through the prison, I picked up an pickaxe and carried it with me. I followed my sister's scent and screams to come across a new scent, and this one had my sister's scent on it. What could that mean? But I paid little mind to it as I ran.

The stony walls blurred past and eventually the guards took notice of me. A few of them were frightened by me, I wondered why but paid little mind to it. Something within me was forcing me to swing my pickaxe at the closest guard, and it cleaved and stuck itself between his neck and shoulder, causing blood to spray everywhere.

That was where I blacked out...

I came to a few moments later and what I saw wasn't pretty. I annihilated the guards with ease and saw their bodies screwed up in many ways. Their bodies broken, twisted in ways they aren't supposed to go, and none of them were moving...

Except one.

"M-M-Monster... You monster!" A guard groaned in fear. What was I becoming? Was I really becoming a monster? Did I do this?

I glanced at my hands, only to grow into shock of what I saw...

My hands were bloodied from the fingers to halfway down to my forearm, but that wasn't the scary part. My fingernails somehow grew sharp and pointed. The sight frightened me and I fell backwards. What was I becoming?! Why did this had to happen?! What was controlling me?! It was like my first kill! I didn't mean to swipe my hand across the guy's throat, but it happened and I-I was scared and...

Her scream pierced my thoughts in an instant. Her scream vibrated across the stony halls.

"ERZA!" I roared and sprinted for her voice. My legs leapt forward and I was shocked to learn that I was sprinting on all fours. What the hell was I doing?! But at least I was moving faster this way. I turned a corner to see a boy with blue hair and one cleaved sword slashing his way to Erza's scent. Why was this boy fighting back? He's a prisoner and I expected all prisoners to just cower away from all this evil.

I gathered enough control of myself to ask a question, "who are you?"

The boy in question tensed when he heard my voice and turned. He was frightened of my sight and took a few steps back.

"M-My name's Jellal." Jellal said and recomposed himself to take a step forward.

"And you can't stop me from saving Erza!" Jellal said. My heart literally did a backflip.

"Y-You want to save Erza? Where is she?!" I demanded.

"Why do you want her?" Jellal demanded back.

"She's my sister!" I roared. Another scream of Erza engulfed my ears. We turned to the direction of her scream then looked back at each other.

"If you want to save Erza, then help me." Jellal said.

"Fine, just stay out of my way." I growled. I wasn't myself. Something was making me angry and I didn't like it. I sprinted ahead of Jellal on all fours again and rammed through several guards along the way. Eventually, we made out way to a pair of double doors. Crashing into it, I saw a sight that scarred me.

My precious sister, bound to a wooden beam, looked lifeless like a corpse under a grave.

"Erza!" I cried and rushed forward. I removed her bounds and hugged her tightly. Jellal sat next to me, huddling over Erza.

"Erza!" He said and we gasped at the eye patch she was wearing. Her left eye open to our voices and she was surprised to see us both.

"Nii-chan! Jellal!" She cried and hugged us both. I never felt such relief before and we welcomed her hug with our own, but at the same time I felt an ungodly rage building up inside me.

"Oh no..." I cupped her right cheek and gently placed my forehead upon hers.

"I'm so sorry Erza-chan. I'm so sorry for everything." I apologized. A patch covered her right eye and I felt devastated that I failed to protect her from her pain. It simply wasn't fair for us. What on Earth did we do to deserve this?! I gently lifted her up on her feet. and took a glance back at the double doors with a sad look.

"Come on. We have to get out of here. We have to fight now. There is no other option." I muttered softly and turned to Jellal who shook in pure anger.

"What the hell did we do to deserve this?!" Jellal shouted and slammed his fist into the ground. I pitied our situation. I had no idea what we did to deserve this either.

"I don't know, but we still need to get out of here. Hey, Jellal, can you carry-"

"That is quite enough." A voice alerted our attention to the double doors. Jellal and I tensed to see a pair of mages with several guards.

"That's the one! He-He killed a few guards!" A guard shouted and pointed at me.

"Yeah, that blue haired one offed a few other guards too!" Another guard shouted. The three of us tensed and I leapt after them. I wasn't going to lay down and let them separate me from my sister again.

But I was unprepared and felt the ground below me explode, knocking the whole wind and rage out of me.

"Naruto nii-chan! Get up! Jellal, you have to help my brother!" Erza cried, but I saw several of the guards storm them, separating them and defeating Jellal in the process.

"Leave em alone!" I shouted and gritted my teeth. My entire body felt in pain after I regained some of my senses. The explosions were painful and it was a miracle that I even survived.

"Take the boys and put the girl back in her cell." The one in charge ordered.


Once again, I was helpless to save what I love as they forced me to enter in my rotten cell. The others gave me the space I needed as I huddled up to myself. Thank you grampa Rob.

I was only tortured for a day, but I screamed throughout the whole thing. It was simply too painful. But now... They taken Jellal and my own brother into the disciplinary chamber.

What on Fiore did we do to deserve this? My brother and I was enjoying a simple gave of hide and seek and this... This... SHIT happened! Normally I'm not one to swear, but what the fuck did we do to deserve this Hell hole that we have gotten ourselves into?

"Buwahahaha!" Sho cried, "I wanna go home!"

"Shhh! Calm down Sho!" Simon said as he tried to calm the small boy down, but to no avail.

"Easy, grampa Rob is here." Rob tried to comfort.

"What's going on!?" several guards stormed up to our cell and burst inside.

"Shut up brat! Or you can say goodbye to your tongue!" A guard threatened when he took notice of Sho's broken down state. His threat only caused Sho to break into more tears.

I tried... I tried so hard to shut out the noise, but my mind kept flashing towards what my brother and what Jellal said. We have to fight for our freedom...

I had enough. Sho was screaming and crying and the guard kept shouting at him to shut up. And I literally snapped.

With a might roar, I gripped the guard's spear and smacked him with it, shoving him to the ground and causing a shocking show.

"Wha's going on?" Several other prisoners asked in another cell.

"It's a revolt! A rebellion!" A guard cried. With a stab of my newly acquired spear, I silenced him and turned to my fellow inmates.

"We won't get anywhere with our lives and freedom by obeying them, or by running away! We have to fight!" I shouted and stomped my foot.

"Stand up and fight for freedom!" I roared.

Moments later, I stormed through the cells, freeing prisoners who then picked up fallen weapons, shovels, pickaxes, and anything else that could be used. I quickly found that we were making progress and managed to gather a large number of prisoners. Each of us rose up from our prisons and fought against the guards with freedom in our minds!

Don't worry nii-chan, Jellal, I'm coming for you.


My entire body was flaring in pain as they continued to shock me and Jellal. Each time they shocked us, I would lose feeling in my body and mysteriously regain it in a matter of seconds. I hated what was happening to me. By now, my body should've been completely numb to the pain I was feeling, but I couldn't stop feeling pain.

"It's kinda boring when they don't scream." A guard muttered and shocked us again. I gritted my teeth as the shockwave took its course. Once it passed, I glanced at Jellal, who looked so broken. His blue hair prevented me from looking into his eyes. For some reason, I could always tell what a person was by a single look in their eyes, but I couldn't do that to Jellal.

"It doesn't matter." The other guard muttered.

"Well it does." The first reprimanded and turned to us. He cupped my mouth, his not-so gentle hands gripped my face, making me want to puke by the sudden flare of pain.

"Don't the two of you know that when the day of this tower's completion arrives, you all will be taken to paradise. The R-System can and will revive our might God, as in reviving the last dark magician." The man arrogantly said.

"Don't care." I muttered with tired eyes. A flare of anger rose up and shock began to course through my veins again. I wanted to cry out in pain so badly, but I didn't want to grant them that satisfaction no matter how much of a small relief it would be to scream.

"How dare you! How dare you believe a child like you can defile our God!" The guard shouted as I was shocked.

"Don't mind the little brat for now. We still got to deal with the rebels inside the tower." The other guard said and turned to exit.

"Very well," The first guard said, turning off the shock, and turned to us, "it was fun shocking that red-haired girl. She screamed like a little baby as I shocked her."

I glared the best I could against the guard who said that, but I was much too tired to argue.

"And until you respect our God, you will never leave this room again."

With that, the guard left us to rot in silence. Neither Jellal or me said a word for the longest time.

"God? huh... No such thing even exists. There is no need of a God that couldn't protect a couple of kids like us." Jellal muttered. I was much too tired to reply, all I wanted was to sleep after everything they did to me.

"I hate them... I hate them all... I hate everything! I hate those guys, their God, and this world!" Jellal shouted angrily. There was nothing I could do to soothe Jellal's pain like I would for Erza whenever she was upset or angry. I had no strength to fight back the urge to simply pass out.

"Hate strengthens me..." A voice called out to us. We were instantly on the alert, but I couldn't even move my head.

"Those foolish, naïve slaves... I've been here this whole time..."

"Who's there?!" Jellal asked as he looked for the source of the voice.

"Where are you?" I croaked, my voice broken and shattered.

"And they think they wish to revive me, to take a physical form..." The voice continued.

"No matter the amount of faith, without a powerful hatred, you cannot sense my presence... Both of you are very lucky... You both have the chance to meet a God so many worshipped before!" A pinkish purplish aura grew around me and Jellal. I could not fight it, but I could hear Jellal's struggles to free himself.

"For I am Zeref and Hate is the reason why I exist!" Zeref declared. The next thing I knew, the pain from the guards shocking me was nothing compared to the pain I was feeling now. My right eye burned and felt something etching itself across my very cornea. All I could do was scream. And with my scream, I heard Jellal's scream as well.

For we have both screamed... For Zeref...

But... Something within my mind amplified my pain, causing me to scream in a broken voice. I saw... A woman, or rather a teenaged girl with black hair and chocolate brown eyes fighting a man with spiky blond hair and blue eyes that matches my own, my father I realized. My father wore a green vest, blue pants, and a white haori with flames at the end of the cape. What the hell was my father doing in my mind? But he wasn't alone.

With my own father was my mother just like what she looked like before she died. She wore simple civilian clothing's. A green apron with a white dress that fell to her ankles.

Normally, I wasn't one to swear since Erza and I's mother never approved of it, so we didn't do it, but...

What the fuck was happening in my mind!

My mother was trying to pin the mysterious black haired girl down with these golden chains, and my father was somehow teleporting to these tri pronged, my mother called them kunais, and was using this blue sphere to attack the girl.

"Get out of our son's mind!" They shouted together as they fought. The images was flickering and I could only see pictures before the next one was shown. Eventually... I saw something big within my mind. It was a massive cage with a piece of paper with something written on it across the opening. I couldn't understand for the life of me why that paper was on the cage, but then... I saw something... Scary.

It was big, huge, and furry. It's lid opened to reveal a massive red silted eye that bore its sight on the three that was fighting in my mind.

The black haired girl spoke, but I could not hear what she was saying. Then, the massive red eye moved upwards to the light, where I could see all of it's glory.

It was a red fox with nine tails and its red aura seeped through the bars. My mother gasped in shock by what was going on and instantly reacted by pinning the massive monster with her chains, instantly quelling the red aura from reaching the black haired teen. The black haired girl's mouth moved, as if to swear, and flickered behind my mother. I would've screamed out to warn her, but pain was coursing through my body as these images flared through my mind.

The next thing I saw was my father taking a hit to the stomach for my mother, and the weapon shocked me. Somehow, the black haired girl formed purple ice in the shape of vines and flowers and stabbed it into my father's chest. The stab caused his body to disintegrate into nothing. What did that girl do to my father?!

Next image revealed the big red fox submitting and retreated back into the cage, allowing my mother to focus on the black haired invader.

Everything else became a blur as I passed out from pain, but before I passed out, I saw the black haired teenager talking to my mother... Why? Why is mom not trying to get rid of her after hurting me and killing dad? Mom, help me... Please...


We were making good progress as my fellow inmates stampeded through a whole section, but we needed to get to section 8. That was where my brother and Jellal was at. I already gave the command, but Simon, who stood next to me gave me a stern look when I said the purpose of my order, which was to save Jellal and my brother, but he didn't say anything.

Secretly, I wondered what was Simon's deal with me.

But the sounds of battle tugged at my attention and drew me to watch Simon getting hit by a explosive magical spell right in the face. I watched in horror as explosions erupted from every direction, scattering my friends and inmates as they ran for safety.

"Mages! We can't fight them! Flee!" Several prisoners screamed in terror as several explosions frightened them away.

"No! We can't run! We have to fight!" An explosion knocked me off my feet and I looked up to see a dark mage with his sights on me. For once in this rebellion, I was terrified as I saw the magical circle Grampa Rob told us about. It shined a terrorfying orange, ironic since my brother loved orange only to see it as my last color, and fired... Time slowed down for me...

"Nee-san!" Sho cried.

"Erza!" Wally called.

I could only watch as the magical attack charge at me... I thought about my brother and Jellal, and how I failed them... It wasn't fair. What did we do to deserve this? And now my brother will be alone in this world. Just when the attack nearly hit me, out of the corner of my remaining eye, an old man threw himself between me and the would be cause of my death...

Grandpa Rob took the shot for me...

"Grampa Rob!" Wally, Sho, and I screamed in terror of what befelled our aged grandfather figure.

"I maybe old, but I can still protect what I love. Erza-chan, you have an infinite potential with your life, especially with your kind heart. You would be a perfect addition to any guild you join." Rob told me. The barrage stopped for a moment to let the dust settle in order to see the damages. Once the dark mages took notice of us, they began to prepare to fire another volley of explosive magic.

"Erza-chan, promise me you'll protect what you love, especially your brother. He seems to be a really kind and good brother for you, and from what you told me, he needs you." Rob said with a deep sense of meaning. I could only gasp in shock as the dark mages fired another volley upon Grandpa Rob. He took it on with full force as he defended by using magic to diffuse the explosive magic, but his magical strength wasn't enough and it tore at his very body...

The old man collapsed to the ground, unmoving to whatever was happening...

He wouldn't move... He wouldn't get up... He was bleeding... He was... Dead...

If a bystander was to take a look at my face, they would notice the sheer anguish that was building up inside of me. A horrible sense of loss, like what I felt before when Rosemary was attacked took hold of me. I was vaguely aware of his Fairy Tail stamp and gave an almighty scream. A red magical circle sprouted from within me, expanding over a wide range and lifted anything that resembled a weapon, lest it be a sword, shovel, hammer, spear, anything that could kill I picked up and glared at the ones who took my nii-chan, Jellal, my fellow inmates, and grandpa Rob away from me.

And with a scream, I swung both my hands forward and all at once, everything I picked up flew towards the darkmages, and I annihilated them all in an instant. Each mage took a sword, a weapon, a tool straight through their bodies, defeating and probably killing them in the process, but I didn't care. I wasn't going to lose my nii-chan and Jellal, so I picked up my sword and raised it up high.

"Follow me!"


I came to far too quickly in my opinion. Every muscle ached and my right eye was... Tingling... Yeah, that's the word, and was burning so much that I just wanted to scratch it. Every single twitch, movement, and blink always flared nothing but pain. I was tired, so very tired of being alone, and I kept having this urge to... To...

The doors slammed wide open with Erza standing in the doorway. In her hands was two swords with one pointed at each guard.

"N-Now, now, why don't we all make peace," One of the guards tensed with the sword drawn to his throat, "w-we were just following orders. We had no choice!"

Erza gave a death glare and growled, "I don't care... Get out of my way."

With two flicks of the wrist, the two guards went down, groaning in pain. She saw us and her eyes lit up like the summer sun.

"Nii-chan! Jellal!" She cried and chopped at our bindings. I merely collapsed to the ground, but Erza caught me before I fell and laid me down on the ground. Erza then placed Jellal next to me.

"Nii-chan, Jellal, it's alright, it's over! It's just like you said Jellal, we fought and stood up for ourselves, but... Simon got hurt badly and grandpa Rob... Died... to protect me. And many others died for our freedom. Come on, let's get out of here." Erza urged and cradled my head along with Jellal's. Jellal was oddly silent throughout the words of Erza. Me on the other hand... I... I... I want...

"We're free! We can get out! Wally, Sho and the others taken the ships. We can leave this island!" She exclaimed.

Jellal hugged my sister and I could do naught but watch.

"There is no need to run anymore..." Jellal whispered and hugged my sister tighter, causing her to wince.

"J-Jellal?" She questioned.

Then, Jellal said the magic words...

"True freedom is right here." Jellal muttered and started walking away to who knew where.

"Bu-But, we can leave!"

My lips parted and I found myself wanting to say these words...

"Erza," I said bringing her attention to me, and at the same time, me and Jellal said in unison, "freedom doesn't exist in this world."

"We've finally realized what we need is not fleeting freedom." Our words began to frighten Erza. I-I didn't know what was going on. I wanted to stop and tell her that what I was saying wasn't true, but I couldn't.

Then, I found myself speaking what I believe to be the truth.

"True freedom lies in Zeref's world!" We said in unison.


(This isn't going to be part of the actual plot. None of these Omakes will. This is purely for amusement, hopefully.)

Omake: The Adventures of Fairy Tail (plus Naruto): Changeling Part Two

It was the most tragic thing that could ever happen to Fairy Tail. Several of the most powerful members have switched bodies forever. Levy tried her best and managed to fix one of the pairs... But the other pairs are forever stuck to their current minds and bodies... And what made things worse was that others have ended up swapped bodies.

Mirajane and Makarov, Cana and Elfman, Droy and Jet swapped bodies...

"NO!" Erza, or rather Naruto in Erza's body, screamed and fell to his knees, "I-I can't! This... This isn't right! Levy! Can't you do something!"

"I... I umm... Think this is out of my league." Levy sweat dropped. The rest of us cried in anguish with the thought of being in someone else's body.

"To forever be a guy, and my twin out of all people... Why?" Naruto, or rather Erza in Naruto's body, whispered, but everyone heard her desperation and desire to cry or scream.

"I think we're all in trouble." Naruto muttered.

"At least we're not." A fixed Gray commented with a normal Lucy at his side.

"Levy-chan, are you sure there's nothing you can do?!" Lucy asked with concern.

"Sorry Lu-chan, but no can do. Anyways, at least you don't have to stop Gray from stripping as a girl." Levy remarked.

"Your not helping!" Naruto cried, "what am I going to do?! What if I have to go to the bathroom and go into the guy's room? What if I have to-" Erza slapped the back of her own body with Naruto's hand.

"Shut up! Its not as bad as going into the men's bathroom." Erza muttered then shivered with a thought.

'What if I have to go... And Ichiya is there... No! It'll be fine! Ichiya doesn't know its me!' Erza thought with a shiver, 'but he likes men and women... Does he swing both ways by any chance? Well, Naruto is a handsome brother...'

"No!" Erza squirmed and paled.

"What's your problem? Now I can't go out with Mira-chan!" Naruto cried.

"Oh, Naruto-koi! You can still go out with me. I wouldn't mind going out with a women with gracious curves like yourself." Makarov, in Mirajane's body, lecherously said with a perverted grin.

"EHH!" Naruto cried, "yuri hentai!"

"Isn't it Yoai hentai?" Cana, in Elfman's body, commented while drinking a barrelful of beer.

"Neither is manly!" Elfman, in Cana's body, shouted.

"That is some good questions. Is it considered yuri or yoai?" Mirajane, in Makarov's body, whispered to herself and looked at Naruto with a certain yerning in her, or rather her master's eyes.

"Why are we discussing this?!" Erza shouted and slammed her fist on a table, "we should be trying to figure out a way to get back into our regular bodies! I don't think I can fight like nii-chan and vice versa for all of our switched bodies."

"What can we do? Master said this is permenant after the first thirty minutes are up." Gray said.

"Ahh! What am I going to do?! I don't know what Loke can do and I can't beat up Gray this way!" Natsu, in Loke's body, shouted. From behind him, Gray smirked and placed his right fist over his open left palm.

"Ice Make: Prison" Gray called forth an ice prison that locked Natsu inside.

"I win." Gray grinned.

"Ahh! This isn't fair! If I had my body, you'd already be falling face first into the ground!" Natsu screamed.

"That's enough!" Erza shouted, hastily ending Natsu and Gray's "fight", and turned to Mirajane.

"Master, are you sure this is permenant?" Erza asked.

"Umm, Erza-chan, I'm Mirajane." Mirajane said, she was still in Makarov's body after all.

"Apologies, I'm sorry for mistakening you for master. Please, hit me! This day is quite stressful!" Erza said.

"Now, now, there is no need for hitting people. We're all stuck in these bodies and I can honestly say I would love for some action, Naruto-koi." Makarov lecherously said while he wiggled Mira's eyebrows.

"Stay back!" Naruto cried and shouted, "I know some reequip magic and I can still reequip!" Naruto shouted and began to glow like Erza would whenever she reequip, only to utterly fail and equip into something more... suitable to Makarov's pervertedness.

"Ohhohoho! If I didn't know, Naruto-koi, I would think even any women would like to join you." Makarov exclaimed with a large nosebleed, for Naruto have reequipped into Erza's swimming suit,

"Cease immediately!" Erza cried and slapped both her brother and Makarov down.

"Master, stop trying to be gay, or lesbian to my brother, or whatever the heck this is, and Nii-chan, change back into something less revealing!" Erza scolded.

"What if Naruto-koi doesn't want to?" Makarov asked, pouted. In response, Erza gave the master of Fairy Tail a death glare.

"Kage Bunshin no jutsu," Erza called forth a swarm of clones, "If you don't, I will make you." Her tone instantly caused Naruto and Makarov to obey, but nobody noticed Loke, who was still in Natsu's body, was leaving the guild once more.

To be continued...


Author's Notes: Pairings are still undecided and the choice of a harem is still undecided. I'm leaning on... Naruto x Mirajane X Kagura, but the choice is still up.

Other than that, I got nothing else to say! Reviews are nice by the way and here is the time to say something about it.

Kishin20711- I am not going to let Naruto meet Kagura before Erza for he will be trapped in the tower of Heaven, possessed by Zeref (Not spoiling it to those who haven't been up to date with the Manga/Anime.). I am think that Naruto will be paired with Mirajane and Kagura. Harems aren't my thing and this is my first time trying a harem, even if it's just two girls.

ExecutionerKain- I'm glad you approve of this story! And I'm even gladder that you approve of Mirajane. Although, I'm still not completely 100% sure if this should be a harem or not.

meowy1986- I am not entirely sure about incest between Naruto and Erza, and yes I am open to incest as long as there is a lengthy period of separation. I dislike incest when both participents was together their whole life as they grew up. As long as there was a period of isolation from the two, then yes, I'll accept incest.

Onto the topic of magic and jutsus. Erza unlocked her potential for magic around age elven and became an S-class mage. I think Naruto could still use chakra even at the age of 13. It doesn't matter about growing too old to be unable to use magic for they are still young enough to use both chakra and magic.

God-ShadowEx100- What the hell? Chances are, Hinata isn't even going to make an appearance in this story. I am going to have a couple characters from the Naruto universe to the Fairy Tail universe, but that is going to be far into the story.

Your post makes absolutely no sense whatsoever, and do I even care that I lost a single reader just because he/she(I wasn't paying attention to your gender, it was that bad of a post. Should I say sorry for this, even though your the one to provoke me?) doesn't like Hinata.

And about my desire to write a female Naruto story, yes, I want to try that and expand my experiences as a Fanfiction writer. It'll be an interesting change to see how things could turn out if Female Naruto was a lot colder for what happened to her.

Jubi 67- I'm not sure if Erza is going to be paired with Naruto, that would be considered Uzumakicest/twincest. I am a follower of the Uzumakicest community and am open to incest. As long as both participants were separated for a long period of time like this story will become, then yes, I'll accept it.

RasenShuriken92- Why are people practically voting for NarutoxErza? It would be considered Uzumakicet/ twincest for this story? I could do it, since I already accepted it, but why are a bunch of people so accepting of it!?

i love naruto fanfics- read the story dude. In this story, Kushina was the Yondaime Hokage, not Minato. Don't simply judge the summary is messed up simply because of a fact like that. There might be something within the story that made it that way. Don't make up your own assumptions. I am very well aware that in the Naruto canon, Naruto's dad became the Yondaime Hokage, but in this story, Kushina became the Yondaime for one reason.

Because Kushina loves her children just enough for her to send them away from Konoha to protect them. Minato wouldn't do it because we already seen the Naruto canon. Minato had enough faith in Konoha to protect their children, Kushina had a different ideal. Because of Naruto's status as a jinchuuriki(It should be obvious that Naruto is a jinchuuriki from the last chapter), the village would be less accepting because of that fact.

dregus- Yeah, Kushina's letter to her children was very important and had to be long. Wouldn't you want your parents' last letter to be a bit lengthy? Beside, it was important though.

User 627- I'm not sure about Sasuke joining the story, wait, I already Pm'ed you didn't I? Well, good luck with your wish, User 627-san, and may Fanfiction treat you well.