Naruto woke up from his dreamless sleep to find the sun shining through his windows directly in his face as it was every morning, looking at his alarm clock he realized that it didn't go off because he had broke it earlier in the week when the alarm went off by jabbing some very sharp Kunai into it repeatedly until the noise stopped.
Naruto was happy because today was the day when he would get his team placement and also happened to be the day that he dropped his idiot mask as he came to rightfully dub it. He quickly got into his new clothes, he was now wearing dark blue ANBU cargo pants with a black muscle shirt that allowed his body to show and finally he had standard ninja attire for the rest of his body; believe it or not the colour Orange was his favourite colour but the amount of Orange he wore was part of his mask.
Quickly skipping breakfast so that he wouldn't be too late to his team placement, he left his estate and activated his security seals on the gate and jutsu library like he always did to prevent any would be fools attempting to destroy what was his but since no one knew of his new accommodations except the Hokage. He started walking through the street and walking passed an ally way and heard some whimpering, not knowing what it was he decided to inspect and what he saw made him sick.
A woman who looked no older than 19 wearing a white and red wrapping type dress was being beaten by several men who were attempting to rape her; she must have not long come back from a mission because she seemed exhausted and these men seemed to be civilians and chunins at best but there were about 10 all together and the numbers worried him slightly.
Analyzing the situation quickly because he didn't want to waste any time in saving her, he created a shadow clone that was ready to pick her up and get her to safety when he was done beating the shit out of them. Landing in the alley way behind the men and silently stabbing 2 of the chunin in the neck and quickly going through a couple of quick hand signs for a jutsu he shouted, "Futon: Drilling Air Bullet" and shot 3 bullets of compressed air towards different men.
Once the man were taken down the last 5 turned to notice him and were rather scared, not only was this man the demon in which they had abused for most of his life but now he was fighting back and they didn't know what he was capable of.
"If the rest of you want to survive, I would leave the beautiful young woman alone before I either kill you or give you a sex change with a rusty Kunai."
Not needing to be told twice the remaining civilians left the area because the Shinobi that were with them were single handily taken down by this man, he walked over to the woman who was looking at him in awestruck wondering who he was and how he did that.
"Hello? What's your name miss?"
"Kurenai Yuhi, I'm a Jonin but I just got back from an extremely difficult mission and am exhausted. If you didn't come along when you did then I don't know what would have happened."
"Well Tenshi-Chan, I need to get to the academy for team placements but I think helping you get to the Hokage to see what he wants to do about these men I just killed and to get a mission report from you?"
She didn't realise it but her cheeks were a dark shade of red from being called an angel by this young man.
"Oh, my name is Naruto Uzumaki by the way just in case you were wondering who saved you, now let's get you to the Hokage."
She looked rather beat up so he leaned down and with a rather amazing show of upper body strength for someone his age he picked her up bridal style and started running from rooftop to rooftop eventually reaching the old mans office, all the while not noticing the blush on her face at being carried this way.
Once inside the office ignoring the staring office workers Naruto began to explain what happened and how he killed the men who appeared to be several chunin and 1 civilian but by the end of the conversation, the hokage was pinching his nose and was suppressing a groan.
"So let me get this right Naruto, you were late to the academy and started walking towards it when you hear whimpering from the ally way at which point you went in killed several chunin ranked ninja and civilian by using the element of surprise and a rather advanced wind jutsu for your age, not only that but you managed to scare the rest away?"
"Pretty much, I think I will skip the academy today because of what happened; I'm sure that the teams have already been placed and since you placed them you can tell me what team I'm in right? Oh and I am going to take Kurenai here to the hospital after she has given you her mission report because she is exhausted and I'm just an all round nice guy." Naruto finished the sentence with a grin that sent shivers up the spines of all present except kurenai who smiled at his kind gesture.
"Fine, fine, you're in team 7 with Sasuke Uchiha and Sakura Haruno; your jonin instructor is Kakashi Hatake oh and you might be able to make the meeting on the roof of the academy since Hatake is always late by like 2 hours. Kurenai your team is team 8 and you have Hinata Hyuga, Kiba Inuzuka and Shino Aburame; Naruto please tell them to meet their sensei at training ground 12 tomorrow at 8 AM. Thanks."
After about 20 minutes of ignoring Kurenai talking about her mission to the Hokage they finished and Naruto was smiling a small smile at Kurenai who looked like she was about to drop from chakra and sleep exhaustion.
"Well Jiji, if you don't mind I have to get Tenshi-chan here to the hospital because she looks like she is about to fall over from exhaustion and we don't want that now do we." The Hokage just grinned and raised an eyebrow at the nickname he had given her whilst she blushed slightly. Naruto picked her up again and used a jutsu that all chunin know that he found in his library called Shunshin no Jutsu and disappeared in an original version of the jutsu which happened to just be a flash of yellow light. Leaving the Hokage groaning at what he just saw and to return to his paper work before another flash of light appeared in the office.
"Jiji, here's a present for you but only open it after I leave." Tossing the Hokage a scroll he disappeared again. The hokage opened the scroll to see a storage scroll with a standard seal, channelling a tiny bit of his chakra into the seal 2 more scroll popped out with one labelled 1st and another labelled 2nd. The hokage opened the first scroll to see a small letter.
Jiji,
If you're reading this then I'm feeling rather nice today and decided to give you the answers to what you seek the most. How to beat the damn paperwork that you hate so much. It's a rather simple process really but I'm not surprised you haven't thought of it yet but I'm feeling nice today so here's what you do.
Get a piece of paper draw a circle in the centre of the paper but also draw an 'X' in the middle of the circle then proceed to look at the second scroll and you will know what the piece of paper is for.
Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze
The Hokage did as he was told and drew a circle in the middle of the paper with an x at the centre of the circle and then opened the second scroll to see 2 words. 'Kage Bushin'
The Hokage immediately turned to the piece of paper he drew on and slammed his head repeatedly against the X in the middle of the circle muttering about how stupid he was and how a gennin outsmarted all Kage.
Arriving at the hospital and dropping off the Jonin sensei that had fell unconscious moments after leaving the office and quickly Shunshining towards the academy. He walked into the class to find only team 8 and team 7 remaining in the class.
"Sorry I'm late; I was saving a damsel in distress. Team 8, your Jonin sensei is in the hospital and won't be here until tomorrow; the Hokage told me to get you to meet at training ground 12 tomorrow at 8AM and she will be there."
"Thank you for letting us know Naruto-San, we were getting slightly worried because she hasn't turned up yet." Shino said.
"As for team 7, our Jonin sensei is notorious for being at least 3 hours late than what he should be so we should be waiting for at least another hour."
Suddenly a Banshee screeched at him, "How do you know all this? Stop acting cool like my Sasuke-Kun"
He frowned, "Haruno-San, let me make this clear; I never liked you, you were just part of my mask that I used to make people forget about me and underestimate me and I know all this because I was the one who saved their sensei and took her to the hospital; now keep that yap of yours shut or I'm going to die from blood loss due to my ears bleeding banshee-san."
Sasuke looked at him with interest as team 8 walked out of the room trying not to laugh and Sakura was red with anger. The rest of the time in the class waiting for Kakashi went quite quickly when he appeared in the class only to find that one of his students were gone and the other two hadn't even noticed.
"My first impression of you is that you're too slow because one of your team mates is already on the roof waiting for you."
Kakashi disappeared in a puff of smoke and joined Naruto on the roof and 5 minutes later the other 2 joined them. "All right how about introductions?"
Of course the banshee had to get her say in, "Sensei, why don't you go first since you suggested it?"
"Ok then, my name is Kakashi Hatake, my like are (He taps his kunai pouch where his precious was held), well you're too young for that. My dislikes are. And my dreams for the future? Well I haven't really given it any thought."
Two of the genin sweat dropped thinking about the lack of information they got from their sensei whilst Naruto just grinned.
"Blondie you first."
"All right, I suppose my name is Naruto Uzumaki; I won't tell you my full name yet because I don't trust any of you, especially duck butt over there." Sasuke just glared at him.
"My likes? Well I suppose it would be practising my Futon and Suiton elemental jutsu not to mention learning how to control my Raiton element and then of course there is precious ramen learning new Jutsu. Dislikes? Well that's an easy one; I dislike pink Banshees that screech and people with a duck but for a head, I suppose I also dislike how stupid the civilians of this village can be not to mention the fools that can't see the Kunai sealed within the scroll. Dreams for the future, now that's a tough one. I always said that I wanted to be Hokage but that was part of my mask; truth be told I could not give a rats ass what happens to the village but a very few people I care about I will protect with my life. So dreams for the future would be to Join ANBU and eventually make ANBU captain."
His two teammates glared at him whilst Kakashi was amazed, he verbally abused his team and stated he had several elements mastered, this wasn't what was in his file.
A/N: The rest of the intros went as per normal in the anime and manga.
"Well meet me tomorrow at training ground 7 tomorrow at 5AM."
"Hatake-san, wait a moment please I would have a word with you if you don't mind." The other two genin left them alone and Kakashi wondered what he wanted.
"Listen, I'm not as stupid as people think and I know you've been bullied into teaching the Uchiha and because of this I know that you will be force to pass us on any sort of test because the civilian council wish it. I think it's good for you to know that I intend to show the Uchiha brat up at any chance I get just to hurt his ego, Ja ne."
With that said he Shunshin'd home and revised some new jutsu he was learning before heading to bed because by the time he was done it was getting dark.
