I decided against the bloodline because I figured he was already overpowered as fuck for his age so I will just wait...


Walking towards the south gate where Naruto was meant to meet teams 7 and 8 for an extended c rank mission, naruto was just whisteling about being happy with getting out of the village for a while since he hasn't been out of the village before.

He is now officially 2 hours late and decides that it is finally time to meet his friends for the mission so he flashes over there and behold he wasn't the last one to arrive.

"YOU'RE LATE!"

"Am not."

"Are too."

"Hardly, Kakashi isn't here yet so I must be early... my logic is irrefutable."

The banshee just shut up at that for a minute or two whilst trying to process the information given; "Shut up."

He turned to kurenai who was looking slightly agitated, "Tenshi-chan?"

"Yes Naruto?" she said in a more annoyed tone.

"It's kakashi's fault."

"What's my fault?"

Everyone turned to see none other than Kakashi Hatake reading his favourite book leaning against the gate.

"Oh nothing, just the fact that I'm picking up your bad habbits which can't be good for me, now Tenshi-chan I need some advice."

"With what?" she asked slightly curious as to what he needed.

"It's simple, do I look better with a kakashi mask?"

She blinked a few times, "Why?"

"Well I have the sweet cute innocent child look down so I thought I would try out mysterious and handsome and since you're incredibly hot and what not I thought you could tell me if it works?"

He grinned at her blush that was coming in force whilst everyone else looked on in amazement at the blatant flirting between sensei and student.

"without, your whisker marks are too cute and they give you a feral look." She replied whilst trying to hide her blush.

"well now that's done let's go!" he jumped on Kakashi's back and yelled "Mush!" whilst everyone just sweat dropped.

About two hours after leaving Konoha Naruto felt a very weak Genjutsu from up ahead and decided to let it play out, he noticed the puddles in the road and connected the dots.

When they got close to the puddles each puddle disappeared and turned into a man, each relatively short with a gauntlet and chain attached which led Naruto to believe that these where the infamous tag team of the mist known as the deamon brothers; both chunin level ninja.

Wrapping their chain around kakashi and kurenai they shouted "Two down" and headed for the rest, naruto just looked bored and decided to take care of these fools quickly, going through a few handsigns he initiated a jutsu that he made when he was 10 years old, "Futon: spherical prison of DOOOOOOM!" he shouted.

A prison of pure wind created a sphere around the two brothers whilst sucking all the air out of their lungs, this went on for thirty seconds until he knew that their lungs had collapsed, then he stopped the jutsu.

Kakashi and kurenai appeared from the trees only for the banshee to scream that she thought they were dead, "Well we're jonin, we wanted to see who they were after but Mr. I'm ridicules at naming jutsu here killed them first."

"Give me a break, I was 10 when I named that what did you expect besides its a rather apt name when you think about it."

"True but we don't know who they were after now."

"They after the old man, I researched into recent events last night before I went to sleep and found that wave is in turmoil from Gatou, I decided to play the ignorant fool because I thought the mission would be fun and it gives the rookies some in house experience."

"Idiot."

"What?"

"You should have told us, we would have continued anyway but atleast we would have known about the threats."

"Sorry."

"Let's continue now, we can head to wave and what not."

Naruto gave a mock salute and fell into formation.

The group kept walking for a couple more hours until the mist got unaturally thick and Naruto could tell that the mist was laced with Chakra so it was most likely the Kirigakure no Jutsu and since the demon brothers earlier he figured out from the Bingo book that it was probably cast by Zabuza; a rogue from Kiri who attempted to assassinate the Mizukage.

"Kakashi?"

"Yes Naruto?"

"Would you like to make a bet?"

"What kind of bet?"

"I bet that I can kill the next person who attacks us with 1 Jutsu, If I win you have to stop reading your smut in front of Tenshi-Chan because I'm afraid for your sanity if she uses a Genjutsu on you."

"And if you can't?"

"Name what you want?"

"I want signed special editions of all Icha Icha."

"That's fine, I know the writer after all he is my godfather."

They continued walking for a few more minutes until Kakashi heard a zipping sound through the air meaning something was heading towards them rather fast, most likely a Kunai.

"DOWN!"

Naruto just stood there, one of the advantages of being short for his age. As the blade came towards him he could clearly see that it was none other than Zabuza's monstrous blade that he carries on him at all times, being Naruto he obviously wanted the blade so he just stuck his hand up at the right time and yanked the handle to stop it in mid air.

The others just looked up at him like he was mad.

"Sweet... souvenir."

Everyone sweat dropped whilst Kurenai mutter "Idiot" under her breath.

"Yo Zabuza."

"Gaki, do I know you?"

"Nope."

"Can I have my blade back?"

"Nope."

"Don't make me come over there!" he said getting slightly angry.

"If you can get it whilst im in the mist with you then you can have it back, now be a big boy and try to live up to your moniker you little demon."

"That's it Gaki, your ass is mine!"

"Kirigakure no Jutsu!" Mist suddenly started to appear out of nowhere making it hard to see and a voice was heard throughout the mist, "8 places..." but before he could do anything Naruto interrupted, "Yes, yes 8 places on the body for Insta-kill but I don't care! Kakashi watch and prepare to pay!" He slammed the blade into the ground so he could use his hands and went through 23 hand signs at a rather quick pace before shouting: "Futon: Kazeryuu!"

Within a span of 5 seconds there was a massive rawr from a huge dragon made of wind that seemed to instil fear into all it saw which unfortunately had to be everyone.

The mist suddenly vanished as the dragon started to displace the mist and the demon of the mist was just laying down by a tree bleeding heavily, the Jutsu was summed up by kiba in 2 words; "Holy shit!"

"Whoo new Jutsu success! and I get to keep my awesome sword and his bounty!"

The others just looked at him like he was insane, "What it's an awesome sword."

"Crazy bastard" was the thought that was going through everyone's mind at the time.

"Kay' I'm just gonna go chop his head off quickly and seal it for the old man to go all diplomatic on me and make me wait for his bounty from kiri, be back in a minute."

Walking over to the now dead Zabuza and getting ready to chop he head off with his own blade (The irony!) he stopped when he heard some Senbon needles coming at him rather quickly, he blocked them with his newly acquired blade and turned to see what appeared to be a 13 year old hunter nin.

"You dare touch Zabuza-Sama!"

"Well ye... I killed him and I'm in need of money."

"I will kill you!"

"Go home child. This is no place for someone like yourself."

"I have no home now!"

"Well I would suggest you travel and find somewhere you like to like, maybe snow country; you through Senbons made of ice at me so I presume you're a Yuki clan member which by the way wouldn't go well with your hunter nin disguise since it's a bloodline and everyone knows kiri is in a civil war."

"No you need to die!"

"No I don't, I have too much fun to live for; I can't die so soon."

"Then I will take what matters most to you!"

His eyes turned red all of a sudden with slits down the middle as a god-awful amount of killing intent appeared.

"You listen to me and listen well because this is your last chance! You will leave, you will not follow me and you will not touch anyone I care for or so god help me I will hunt you down and torture you in the worst possible way but you will not die, no I will give you to a country that has a blood line breeding program and have them use you to reform the Yuki clan; you will be nothing more than cattle! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME CHILD!" He roared.

The fake hunter nin didn't take to kindly to the threat and made some Senbons made out of ice and quickly threw them at Kurenai because she was the easiest target hoping to get some vital hits but before that could even get there they were blocked by Naruto and his sword.

"You were warned and now you will die!" He rushed the hunter nin with astounding speed and slashed her arms off, as she fell to the ground armless and bleeding he said loud enough for everyone to hear, "Nobody touches Tenshi-Chan! Especially not some godforsaken lackey of a dead man now die!" He said as he pushed the cleaver through the fake nins chest and proceeded to seal both bodies up for later inspection.

He walked back to his group watching as they all looked astonished at the feat his just accomplished, he could feel the tension in the air until Kurenai decided to break it; "Nobody touches me huh?"

"Oh you hear that did you?"

"Ofcourse we all heard it and I think it was very sweet." She said with a small blush on her face.

"Well I'm tired the Jutsu and the small battle took quite a bit of chakra not to mention accessing my other chakra by mistake when I was mad so I'm going to sleep now; my new sword is in a blood scroll as are the bodies oh and Kakashi?"

"Yes oh great and powerful Naruto-Sama?" He said hoping he didn't remember the bet.

"No smut for a month now carry me!" He said passing out from chakra exhaustion.

"Damn him! I hoped he forgot! Oh well what he doesn't know can't hurt him."

"But I know Kakashi." Kurenai said and Kakashi just held his head down crying anime tears. "You heard him now get carrying."

Kakashi just picked up Naruto and thrown him over his should like a sack of potatoes, "Tazuna which way?"

"2 hours away on the path we are heading."

"Alright lets head out and maybe I can hide somewhere quite and ready precious!" He said over excitedly.