Sailor Moon and the 13 year old famfiction writer 3 CHAPTER TWO
Disclaimer: This is a parody. Also, just gonna put this out there: I am in college, so updates on Haato Wa Mangekyou will be few and far between. This… This will be updated whenever I get around to it. I've got a lot of chapters written, so… this should update maybe once a month.
Anyway, this thing. Enjoy! Sex jokes abound. The unabashed typos of Pluto rather than Mars is from the previous story (if you read that one). If not, you should still be able to enjoy the horrendousness of it all. Also, if you're used to the typos that make sense… They start getting outrageous. They can't even be considered typos anymore lol. Like… well, you'll see.
Chapter 2-The Beryl Adventures
hi guys I am back again. Most of you know what i did wrong last time and that is that i wrote died instead of did but ok i am mew to using a keyboard and writing is hard ok byebye
So Serena went to all her friends the Sailor scouts and gave them theyre man worries back. She went to Rayes house first because she was her best friend and then she shined the light at Rayes head and it made lightsaber sounds and then Raye remembered she wa... Sailor Puu and the Serena went to Amy who was doing homework and did the same thing and amy remembered she was... Sailor Milkury, then Serena went to Leeta and Lita was... Sailor Juliter and then Serena went to Mina and Mina was... Sailor Mars!77
Amd then finally there was one scout left and so Serena went across town (she had saved this mysterious scout for last because she was far away but also, because she was the molest powerful scout of all stronger than sailor moon even!77) and she opened the door and... It was Bunny Bunny Mary Sue Plot Hole Sprechstimme the Seventeenth!77777!77 Or Bunny for short and she was... SAILOR EARTH!77!777!7
And now that everyone remembered who they were Serena asked "is everybody ready to go fight Beryl who is the bad guy?"
"Last time we almost lost are we sure we can do this" asked Raye who had transformed into Sialor Plito and so had the others.
"Yeah we almost lost last time" said Mina and Leeta and Amy.
"Yeah but now we have Sailor Earth who is really really strong!" Said Serena.
"Dont forge about me!" Said a voice from behind and Serena gapsed because it was... Tuxedo Mask!7 and she had forgotten to giv his memories back
"Wait tuxedo mask i need you to touch my pens" Serena said desperatelu a blush on her cheeks
"Your PEN?" Tuxedo Mask axed surprised "How do you mean"
"It needs to go inside you" said Serena and then she pushed the pen at his body and he gapsed as the beam entered him.
"I... I... I... I... I... I... I..." He gapsed. "I REMEMBER!7777!77!7!7!7!" he cried out.
Serena started to cry. "Do you remember me now Darien my love"
And Darien kissed her quickly and dispassionately "Yes i remember my love now lets go beat beryl together"
And everyone went to the north pole which was were Beryl was. "Okay gays lets Enter the Big Dark Hole" said Serena "we need to go far and deep okay quick!" And they all ran inside as fast as they could.
"Okay look here we are" said Seeena "and look! There is Beryl!" Beryl was sitting on a chair made of rock because she was a queen and she was too busy touching and looking at her crystal balls to notice that the scouts were inside her home
"Okay everybody let's have a sneak attack!$77" Serena yelled en tooth elastically and everybody ran forward at Beryl screaming really loud.
Beryl was so surprised she did not even have time to move. Then Serena screamed "Okay everybody lets all attack together with TEAMWORK ok one two three GOOOOOOOOO!777! 77!7!77!" She screamed
"Mars Fire Extinguisher!" Mina creamed
"Mercury bimbos Blast!" Mercury screamed
"Pluto Crescent Bra!" Raye screamed
"Juliter Tampon Crash!" Jupiter screamed
"Earth Super Awesome Mega Strong Beam Rainbows Arrow of Death By IMAFIRINMALAZER Wind Slash 2000 Death BLOOD Attack!" Screamed Bunny
"Moon Tiara Magic!" Screamed Serena
And all the attacks went at Beryl but... They missed!
"Oh no why did we miss?!7777" screamed Serena confuse deadly.
"HAHAHAHWHAHHSHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHAHAHAHAHSHAH AHAHAHSHAHAHAHHA!7$77!77777!77!7777!7777777" laughed Beryl evilly "You cannot defeat me!" And then Beryl stood up and raised her pimp rod and yelled "evil attack!" And then a big black beam shot out and hit all the scouts and tuxedo mask too.
"Oh no!" Everyone screamed but it was too late and they were hit and they allfainted except for Bunny and Serena and Tuxedo Mask.
"Oh no is everyone okay are they dead?!" Screamed Serena who was starting to cry because she thought her friends the Sailor Scouts were dead
"No they are not dead said Bunny "But we need to beat Beryl now!"
Serema and Darien and Bunny combined their strongest attacks and aimed at the evil Queen who was laughing evilly.
"Sailor Moon and Earth and Tuxedo attack!777!7!77!" They all screamed and then a hundred thousand tiaras appeared before them and shot at Beryl who screamed. And then a hundred million roses appeared and shot at Beryl and striked her. And then a big beam of black and red energy shooted Beryl through the heart which was Sailor Earths attack.
"NNNOOOOOOoooooOoooOoOoOoooooOoOooOOOOOooooooOoooo OOOOOOO!7!7777!777" screamed Beryl and then she died.
Then all the Scouts who had fainted woke up and everyone screamed in happy atmosphere. "Yay we are all ok we did it!" Serena yelled. And everyone nodded because they agreed with her.
"Ok lets go home and eat a pizza!" Said Bunny and everyone licked the idea and they all went back home to America and they went to Dariens house and had a pizza.
THE END but not really cuz there is still R season with Ane and Alan which is my favorite because they are so cool!87!
A/N: Yay. I had a lot of fun with this one. Next chapter will have Alan and Anne (oh, you silly filler aliens) and also a little surprise. No ChibiUsa yet, I'm afraid.
This has morphed beyond the realm of mere parody. I don't... I don't really know what I'm doing anymore. I guess going overboard with the typos. I hope this was hilarious. If not, I'm sorry, because I thought it was hilarious.
My friend was so inspired by this, she drew a pic. It's the most gorgeous thing. Check it out! leeisasom dot deviantart dot com/art/Jupiter-Tampon-Crash-383724218
