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Mario Total Drama Island
Episode Five
DK:(Standing on the dock of shame) Last time on Mario Total Drama Island, the Fat Fireflowers finally conquered their losing streak against the Poison Mushrooms. There were bruises, tears, risky moves and dangerous alliances. In the end, Zip Toad was the one left without a mushroom. Little does his team know that he would have been pretty useful for todfay's challenge. This week another challenge will send one more campers on a cruise to Loserville, population, three! Who will sink? Who will stay afloat? Find out right now on, Mario Total Drama Island!
[The opening sequence begins]
(The first scene begins on the girls part of the mushroom cabin)
Goombella:(To Bow) Girl you look a ghost, you want some bronzer?
Bow: Uh, I am a ghost.
Goombella: But I can touch you. (Pokes Bow)
Bow: Never mind. (Rings Boo Bell) Oh Bootler. Go get me breakfast and then make my bed for me!
Pauline: Goombella, I need to talk to you, now!
Bow: You know, your so called secret alliance, isn't so secret.
Pauline: Alliance? Whatever. I just need Goombella to help me with my make up.
Bow: What about the space girl, Waluigi, and Yoshi?
Pauline: Rosalina helps me with my yoga, Waluigi needs my help in asking Rosalina out, and I don't talk to Yoshi like that.
Bow: Okay. I believe you. (Rolls her eyes as she walks out of the cabin)
Pauline: Anyway, Goombella we need to have a quick alliance meeting.
DK:(In the speaker) Good morning campers. I hope it isn't too early because today you guys are going to show me what you're made of in your next challenge.
Mario:(To Pianta) What do you think they'll make us do?
Pianta: Probably something painful.
Mario: Why can't DK just give us all a break?
(The camera fades out to show everyone about to sit down in front of the stage with the curtain closed)
Yoshi: These stages remind of those shows I had in my homeland.
Goombella: What did they do on the stages?
Yoshi: I don't know. I don't watch those shows, they're boring.
(Camera pans over to Prince Mush and Toadette)
Prince Mush: Hey Toadette, I saved a seat just for you.
Toadette: Uh, thanks I guess.
Janette: Toadette, sit next to me. I gotta tell you something important.
Toadette:(To Prince Mush) I'll be right back.
Prince Mush:(Looking down) No problem. Take your time.
(Camera pans over to Shy Guy and Koops)
Shy Guy: So dude, do you like miss your girlfriend?
Koops: Umm, Kind of.
Shy Guy: No you don't. (Mocking Rosalina) I can feel your energies bouncing off you and I can tell you are relieved.
Koops: Dude, you're so dumb.
(DK walks out of the curtains)
DK: Hello campers, today's challenge is an old summer camp favorite; a talent contest! You all will have eight hours to pick your three most talented teammates. Sing, dance, act. Anything goes.
Peach: Wait, you give us the talent show challenge after we eliminated Zip Toad?
DK: Yeah, he would have been really useful in this challenge… so, good luck with everything. Go.
(Camera fades out to show all the Poison Mushrooms sitting outside the cabins)
Pauline: Alright! I'm going to be team captain. Are there any objections?
Peach: Yes. Why do you get to be team captain?
Pauline: Because, I'm a leader. Also, I'm the only person on this team that understands talent.
Peach: I don't know who you think you are. But, I don't appreciate when you get all up in my face.
Pauline: Whatever. Fake princess. Just go jump off a cliff or something.
Peach: Did you just call me a fake princess?
Pianta: Can we start auditioning people? I mean we only have eight hours until the show. Then you guys can tear each other's throats out.
Pauline: Ugh. Fine. Who's up first?
Wendy: Oh. Can I go first? I can balance on a unicycle!
Pauline: Um, that's it?
Wendy: Watch me! (Takes out a unicycle and starts balancing on it)
Pauline: You're alright. There has to be something better though. Who's next?
Boo: I can dance!
Peach: Ugh. I can't take this. (Starts walking away)
Pauline: Where are you going.
Peach: Away.
Pauline: Anyway, Boo what can you do again?
Boo: Dance. Move my body to the beat of the music. Heh heh.
(Camera fades out to show the Fat Fireflowers sitting outside their cabins)
Janette: So, who here actually has a talent?
Koops: I can break-dance.
Birdo: Are you serious? I gotta see this to believe this.
Koops: Okay, someone put on some music.
(Janette puts on some music as Koops begins dancing. Koops spins on his shell and then on his head. He does some more flips. He does some more tricks and everyone cheers)
Bowser: Dude, that was amazing. You are hardcore.
Koops: Thanks.
(Camera fades out to show the Poison Mushrooms. It shows Waluigi doing magic tricks.)
Pauline: Kinda boring if you ask me.
Rosalina: I thought he was amazing!
Pauline: Shouldn't you be meditating or something? Who's auditioning next?
Pianta: Me. I've been told I can sing very well.
Mona: Then show us what you're made of.
Pauline: Yes. Come on island boy, let's see if you can sing.
(Pianta starts singing with a Jamaican accent. He sounds heavenly as everyone starts cheering)
Pianta: How was that?
Mona: It was like listening to an angel. (Touches her heart) That was amazing.
Pauline: It was alright.
Wendy: Alright. I'm about to cry. That's how good his singing is.
Pianta: Thanks.
(The camera fades out to show Pauline in the confessional)
Pauline: Pianta thinks he's so great. What am I talking about he is great. He's the best player here. I don't like that. I don't like that one bit. I don't want to turn against my own team but I have no choice.
(The camera fades out to return to the last scene)
Pauline: Well Pianta, you're in. Make us proud!
Pianta: I'll be sure to make you guys proud!
(Pauline pulls Yoshi aside)
Pauline: Yoshi I need your help because you're untalented and irritable.
Yoshi: Hey. I take pride in that Y'know.
Pauline: I need you to be an act in the show. Just be yourself. That'll do.
Yoshi: Okay, but why?
Pauline: Do you want to go to the final five with me or not?
Yoshi: Oh. Okay.
(Camera fades out to show Yoshi in the confessional)
Yoshi: Pauline is so nice. She's probably the nicest person I met here. She cares about others and wants the best out of everyone.
(Camera fades out to show the Fat Fireflowers still auditioning people for the talent show)
Janette: Okay, sorry Shy Guy, but clearing a bong is not a talent.
Shy Guy: I'd like to see you clear it.
Janette:(Rolls her eyes) Who's next?
Dry Bones: I can juggle my rib cage!
Luigi: No way! Are you serious?
Dry Bones: Dead serious. (Chuckles)
Prince Mush: Now this I have to see.
(Dry Bones pulls off all his ribs)
Daisy: Gross.
Dry Bones: I'm made of bones.
Daisy: That's still gross.
(Dry Bones begins juggling his rib cage.)
Janette: I dunno. I guess it's alright.
Birdo: It's not alright for the show. Who in their right mind would want to watch someone juggle their rib cage.
Toadette: I would.
Birdo: Well… I wouldn't. Okay?
(Camera fades out to show the Poison Mushrooms still auditioning people.)
Pauline: Alright. Who's next?
Rosalina: I guess I'll audition.
Mario: The space chick? What are you good at besides floating?
Rosalina: I'm really good at poetry. (Pulls out a book and opens it up to a random page) May I start?
Pauline: Break a leg.
Rosalina:(Quickly changes into a striped shirt, black pants, back shoes, and an artist hat) Mirror, mirror, on the wall, a girl before you is about to fall, Poor Mona staring at magazines, Reflecting all of her broken dreams, Her smile is gone, replaced with tears, as she always masks her fears, She hates how her life became, something dreadful, filled with shame. Mirror, mirror, shattered stone, Let her realize she's not alone.
(Everyone listening snaps)
Pauline: That was- actually good.
Waluigi: It- (Wipes a tear coming from his eye) was beautiful! (Starts clapping) Bravo! Bravo!
Mona: Yeah, and now it's time for me to kill the annoying space girl.
(Rosalina runs away screaming as Mona chases her)
(Camera fades out to show the Fat Fireflowers still auditioning people)
Janette: Okay, so who's next?
Wario: I can eat a whole burger in one bite.
Daisy: Only one bite?
Janette: That doesn't matter, that's not really talent. Bowser what can you do?
Bowser: I'm good at… (looks left and right) …gymnastics.
(All the guys start laughing)
Daisy: You all are so immature. I think it's pretty cool if a guy can do gymnastics. Besides, gymnastics isn't just for girls.
Wario: But this isn't a normal guy we're talking about, this is Bowser.
Daisy: So? Bowser, show us what you got.
(Bowser changes into a gymnastics outfit)
Bowser: Okay, here goes nothing, (starts stretching as he farts) Opps.(begins doing some flips as he starts farting again) Man those burritos I ate last night didn't suit well in my stomach. (does a split as everyone hears his stomach growl) Please excuse me! (Runs to the bathroom.)
Janette: Well he's definitely not in. Prince Mush what's your talent?
Prince Mush: Wrestling. Oh. And I can also bake.
Janette: Well you're useless. Daisy, do you have a talent?
Daisy: Yes. I can model.
Luigi: Oh Aiight. Let's see dis chick model.
(Daisy starts walking and posing as Luigi claps after each pose)
Shy Guy: I like her!
Luigi: Back off, she's mine.
Shy Guy: I mean, I like her talent not her as in her. I need more weed…
Birdo: All modeling is, is walking and posing. Anyone can do that.
Janette: Well we're running out of acts.
Birdo:(To Janette) Do you have a talent.
Janette: Well I know this killer dance routine, but I need Janice and Janelle to do it. It's more of a three people's routine.
Prince Mush: What about Toadette? She's got to have some interesting talent.
Janette: Toadette. Please tell me you have something.
Toadette: Well I can play the piano, flute, violin, viola, clarinet, and saxophone, but I can't play them-
Janette: Why ever not?
Toadette: I kind of have stage fright.
Birdo: But you're on national TV.
Koops: Actually I have stage fright too. What are we gonna do?
Luigi: Stage fright is all in yo head. You shouldn't be scared of nothing as dumb as dat.
Prince Mush:(To Toadette) Why exactly do you have stage fright?
Toadette: I don't know. It just freaks me out for some reason. I mean I can go up there with other people. I just can't be alone.
Janette: Then why don't you play the piano while I sing.
Daisy: Can you even sing?
Janette: I'll have you know that me and my sisters won awards for our singing. But then again we always sing together. It'll be pretty awkward to sing alone. Anyway, we need a third act.
Toadette: I say we just go with Dry Bones.
Birdo: No. (To Luigi) What can you do.
Luigi: I've been told that I'm an awesome kisser. (Licks his lips) Do any of the girls need a demonstration?
Birdo: On a serious note.
Luigi: Oh wait I can rap.
Birdo: No you can't.
(Luigi starts rapping and everyone looks shocked)
Daisy: I vote Luigi to be in the show.
Birdo: Yeah, Luigi is much better than Dry Bones's juggling act.
Janette: Wait. Birdo. Do you have any talents?
Birdo: Besides squatting four-hundred pounds, no, not really.
(Camera fades out to show Mona auditioning for the talent show. Peach walks back over and notices that Mona is just looking in a bunch of directions)
Peach: And what is your talent?
Mona: Looking gorgeous. You wouldn't know what that's like.
Peach: Kill me now…
(Mario sneaks over to Pauline and begins sniffing her hair. Pauline slowly backs away)
Mario: Why are you a backing away?
Boo: Dude. Girls don't like it when you sniff their hair.
Mario: Have you ever sniffed Pauline's hair. It takes you to an island paradise. It's the only thing on the island that easily relaxes me.
Boo: Then why don't you go smell her shampoo? Heh heh
Mario: That's a great idea.
(Mario runs off)
Boo: What did I just do?
(Camera fades out to show Mario in the confessional)
Mario: I don't know why, but I think I'm starting to a get over that Pauline girl. I'm not just a giving up just yet though. Because I really a don't feel like a looking for another girl to obsess about, whose hair that smells a very good. It'd just be a really awkward sniffing all of these girl's hair. (Pulls out Pauline's shampoo bottle and sniffs it) Oh. That smell never gets old. (Sniffs the shampoo again)
(Camera fades out to show the Fat Fireflowers prepping for the show)
Prince Mush: See. We do have talent on our team. We had nothing to worry about.
Koops: I just want to get this over with.
Janette: Good because you're going first.
Koops: If I don't die of anticipation before that.
Birdo: Janette, can't you like dress up or something? You can't go up there and sing in that outfit.
Janette: What's wrong with my outfit?
Birdo: It's not really presentable?
Janette: Are you calling me fat?
Birdo: The word fat never even came out of my mouth.
Janette: Toadette, is there something wrong with my outfit.
Toadette: Yeah, it's too casual.
Janette: Fine. I'll go change. But, I won't like it. Toadette, can I wax that one hair on my leg.
Toadette: What hair? (Toadette looks at her leg as the camera zooms in really close to show the microscopic hair)
Janette: You don't see it? Here let me get it. (Puts the wax on the place where the hair is)
Toadette: What? Are you trying to make me look pretty?
Janette: No, you're already pretty. (Pulls the wax paper off Toadette's leg which causes Toadette to scream) Dang. It's still there. (Places the wax paper on the spot and yanks it off and Toadette screams again) How is it still there? Third time's a charm. (Places the wax paper on Toadette's leg once more. She slaps it to make sure it's on. She pulls it off quickly. Toadette screams once more.) Still no. One second, I will get that hair. (Janette takes out tweezers)
Toadette: I think I've endured enough pain for- (Janette plucks the hair easily) Ouch. You could've at least warned me. And why didn't you pluck it in the first place?
Janette: I'll go put on something more… formal I guess.
Dry Bones: Or you could just throw on some lingerie and we'll call it a day.
Janette: You are such a pervert!
Birdo: We're running out of time. Go get dressed right now.
(Camera fades out to show the Pauline standing in front of all the rest of her team)
Pauline: Okay. Our three acts are going to be, Yoshi's routine.
Peach: Wait. Hold up. None of us ever seen Yoshi's performance.
Pauline: Oh. Now you want to participate in these team meetings? Yoshi was great in his secret audition. Waluigi's magic act will go next.
Waluigi: Wait? So I'm in.
Mona: But he sucked.
Pauline: He was good, right Rosalina?
Rosalina: He was amazing.
Pauline: And last but very much not least, we have Pianta. Our best player, I'm sure he'll lead our team to victory.
Pianta: Thanks Pauline, that really means a lot to me. I'm glad to see that you all believe in me. I hope I can live up to everyone's expectations.
(Camera fades out to show Pianta in the confessional)
Pianta: Seriously, how nice is Pauline? She really believes in me and is a great team player. But, I'm starting to think her kindness isn't real. She seems kind of genuine though. Not entirely mean.
(Camera fades out to show Pauline in the confessional)
Pauline: Pianta is going down. (Flushes the toilet, but it gets clogged and starts overflowing from where Pauline is sitting) Oh, now that is disgusting.
(Camera fades out to return to the last scene)
Pauline: Yoshi, I need your help for one more thing.
Yoshi: But, I need to practice my routine for the show.
Pauline: Routine? You're talent less.
Yoshi: Oh yeah, I forgot. What do you need?
(Pauline smiles evilly)
(Camera fades out to show Pianta and Waluigi preparing for the show)
Waluigi: I don't know if I'm doing well or not.
Rosalina: Can I watch you practice.
Waluigi: Sure, you should have been in the show though. Your poetry was magnificent, way better than my dumb old magic tricks.
Rosalina: Nonsense. Your magic tricks seem legit.
Pianta: Whoo, I gotta get ready.
Mona: Pianta. I just have to hear you sing again. It's just so beautiful.
Pianta: Nah, I should save my voice for the show.
Mona: Aww, alright. I can't wait.
Pianta: Thanks. Whoo. (Takes a breath and starts some weird vocal exercises to get his voice in a good condition)
(The camera fades out to show Peach sitting on the dock of shame alone as Mario walks up to her)
Mario: Why are you a just sitting here all alone?
Peach: Don't you have some other girl to obsess over.
Mario: You just a seemed so lonely.
Peach: Well I'm not. So, can you go?
Mario: What's wrong?
Peach: Nothing important. I'm just tired of everyone here, they're all the same, well at least everyone on my team.
Mario: Oh. Even me?
Peach: Well I don't know you like that. You seem creepy and stalkerish.
Mario: I'm not a stalker… I'm a plumber.
Peach: Well, thanks for the conversation. (Peach gets up and walks away)
Mario: You call that a conversation. We barely talked.
(The camera fades out to show Pauline and Yoshi both dressed in lab coats with a bunch of chemicals in front of them behind the Fat Fireflowers cabins)
Pauline:(Squeezes a green substance from a flask into a beaker) Yes. Okay Yoshi, what's the next step?
Yoshi: Add four drops of that purplish pink stuff over there.
Pauline:(Uses a dropper and drops four drops of the purplish pink substance in the beaker) Okay. Next step?
Yoshi: Mix well and then heat it for thirty seconds.
Pauline:(Mixes everything in the beaker) Yes. And then I'm finished?
Yoshi: Yes. May I ask what this is for.
Pauline: It's tea. My throat has been sore for a while so I need it to… fix it.
Yoshi: But you don't sound like you have a sore throat.
Pauline: I- (Fakes a cough) don't?
Yoshi: Oh, you do. Get well soon! (Yoshi happily skips away)
(The camera fades out to show Pauline in the confessional)
Pauline: That Yoshi is such an idiot. Who would use dangerous chemicals to cure a sore throat? He's useful right now, though. Of all the people in my alliance he's the one I can manipulate the most.
(The camera fades out to show everyone taking their seats because the show is about to begin)
Mona: I just can't wait to hear Pianta sing again.
Daisy: Oh, does he have a heavenly voice or something?
Mona: Yeah. He sounds like an angel. I swear.
Daisy: Oh. I can't wait to hear him sing I guess.
Rosalina:(To Daisy) Oh no. I feel terrible amounts of apprehensive energy coming off of you. You just got out of an abusive relationship before you came on this show.
Daisy: Um, how do you know that?
Rosalina: The stars told me.
(Daisy backs away slowly)
(The camera fades out to show Daisy in the confessional)
Daisy:(Referring to Rosalina)How did she know about that? She must've known me before the show or something. There's no way the stars could tell her something like that. That's illogical on many levels. Regardless, she creeps me out.
(The camera fades out to show everyone still prepping backstage)
Waluigi: Man the show starts in seven minutes and I'm nervous.
Rosalina: Relax. You'll do fine.
Waluigi: I really don't want to get eliminated because of this.
Rosalina: Pauline wouldn't let that happen.
(The camera fades out to show DK standing on the stage)
DK: Welcome. To the first Mario Total Drama talent show! Here's the deal each of the three members on each team will perform and Zess T, the judge, will rate their performances by using the Zess-T-meter. A scale that goes from zero to nine. If Zess T really liked your performance she'd most likely give you a nine, while if she hated it she'll most likely give you a zero. Up first we have the Poison Mushrooms!
(The camera pans over to everyone backstage looking confused)
Pauline: Yoshi, you're up first.
Yoshi: But, I don't know what I should do.
Pauline: Just do anything. It doesn't really matter. (Pushes Yoshi out on the stage) You'll do fine!
DK: And Yoshi is up first!
Yoshi: Uhh… I guess I'll teach everyone the Yoshi shake. (Starts singing) First you place your right hand to the sky. Turn around and shake yo' hips till you go Yooshhhhiii. Listen up all you ashy buttocks! It's the Yoshi Shake. (Turns around and starts shaking his tail in front of everyone) Yeah, do the Yoshi shake. Turn around and do something they hate. Everyone now, do the Yoshi shake. Yoshi shake, Yoshi shake, Yoshi shake. Everyone now, do the Yoshi shake. Now is the part where you drop it down low, and give all them females a great good show. (Changes his translator to a deeper voice. Continues singing) And low, get lower, and low, get lower. Turn around and do something they hate. Everyone now, do the Yoshi shake. Yoshi shake, Yoshi shake, Yoshi shake. Everyone now, do the Yoshi shake!
(The camera pans over to everyone in the audience with their eyebrows up in confusion in what they just heard)
DK: Thanks you for that interesting performance.
(The Zess-T-meter shines on the screen and shows that Yoshi got four points)
Pauline: What? Four points?
Yoshi: Aren't you proud of me?
Pauline: Yes. I'm beyond proud of you. (rolls her eyes) I could just give you a hug right now. (Yoshi immediately hugs her)
Yoshi: Thanks for believing in me. (Pauline looks distraught)
DK: And it didn't do as bad as I thought it would do on the Zess-T-meter! Okay up next we have Koops with his break dancing.
Koops: Well, here I go. (Takes a deep breath) I can do this.
Luigi: Break a leg, dawg.
Koops: What did you just say to me?
Luigi: Break a leg, meaning good luck.
Koops: How on earth does that mean good luck. (Janette pushes him on the stage) Uhh.. Well here I go.
(Starts break dancing some amazing moves. He spins on his shell once and then lands on his head. Koops accidentally slips off the stage after that.)
DK: And Koops is finished!
Koops: Wait. That's not fair!
DK: You stepped off of the stage. That means I have no choice but to end your performance right there. Zess T what do you give him?
(The Zess-T-meter shines on the screen and shows that Koops got two points)
DK: And Koops gets two points from the Zess-T-meter!
Koops: Only two points? I'd like to see Zess T get up here and break-dance!
Yoshi: Look Pauline, we're winning.
Pauline:(Angry) Great. We might win this. Just great…
DK: Up next are the Poison Mushrooms.
Waluigi: Well, it's my turn to shine.
Rosalina: Good luck Waluigi. You won't need it anyway. You'll do fine!
(Waluigi walks out on the stage and looks everyone.)
Waluigi: Hello everyone! I am the great Waluigi! I'm here to blow your mind. First I'll pull a rabbit out of my hat.
Goombella: Aww, I just love rabbits!
(Waluigi pulls out a rabbit out of his hat and everyone cheers. Pauline looks shocked and even more angry)
Waluigi: Now, I will cut my lovely assistant, Wendy, in half.
Wendy:(Walks out in a sparkly red dress, red stilettos, and red lipstick.) Wait. You ain't say nothing about cutting me in half.
Waluigi:(Whispering to Wendy) Relax. It's all a hoax, I'll make it look like you're getting cut in half. I was practicing with Boo earlier.
Wendy:(Whispering) But Boo is a ghost. I'm not a ghost.
Waluigi: Relax. (Picks up Wendy and places her in a box with her head sticking out the top part and feet made to look like hers sticking out of the bottom.) And now, for the blades! (Places four blades in the middle of the box) And now for the separation. (Pulls the two boxes apart)
(Everyone cheers)
Waluigi: And now for my last trick, I'll make myself temporarily disappear.
Wendy: Can you put me together first? (Giggles)
(Waluigi pushes the boxes back stage as Wendy screams)
Waluigi: Anyway, it's time for me to disappear. (Throws an object that releases smoke on the ground)
(As the smoke clears up Waluigi is not there. Everyone cheers)
DK: That was good let's see what Zess T has to say about his magic tricks.
(The Zess-T-meter shines on the screen and shows that Waluigi got seven points)
(The camera fades out to show Pauline in the confessional)
Pauline: It seems impossible for my team to lose. Luckily my creation might help, this is my only hope.
(The camera fades out to return to the last scene)
DK: Alright. Now it's time for the Fat Fireflowers again.
(Two interns drop a heavy piano on the center of the stage)
Janette: No we wanted on stage left. (The interns give her an evil glare as they move the piano to stage left)
(Janette and Toadette walk out. They're both wearing long shiny strapless red dresses that flow at the bottom with fishnets on their legs.)
Janette:(Whispering to Toadette) You should've let me do your makeup.
Toadette:(Whispering back) No. I refuse to wear makeup because that stuff is tested on animals.
Janette: Fine. You're lucky you're not ugly. (Sits on top of the piano)
Toadette: Um, thanks? (Sits down in her chair)
DK: Alright, Janette and Toadette, the stage is yours.
(Toadette starts playing the piano softly. Janette begins singing as everyone cheers. Janette motions Koops to fix the spotlight so it's on her and only her.)
Koops: I'll try to fix this. (Koops pulls on a rope and the light hit's the ground causing a slight fire which ignites the bottom of Toadette's dress.)
Prince Mush:(Shouting from the audience) Toadette your dress is on fire!
(Toadette stands up and screams)
(Janette stops singing for a second as she sees Toadette's dress. Janette grabs Toadette's hand and twirls her as the flames look majestic)
(Toadette jumps off the stage to get off the fire)
Janette: Dang girl, I guess we're finished.
DK: Toadette, the girl on fi-yahh. (Sprays the light that's on fire with a fire extinguisher) Okay, let's see what Zess T thought about that performance.
(The Zess-T-meter shines on the screen and shows that Janette and Toadette got five points)
Janette: Only five points? We're gonna lose this challenge!
Birdo: Luigi, are you sure you can win this for us.
Luigi: No, I can't go up there. I wasn't even free styling… Dry Bones will have to go for us.
Birdo: If we lose, you are so the one going home!
Luigi: It's whatever then.
DK: Okay, now it's time for Pianta!
Pianta: Whoo, I'm on.
Pauline: Pianta, wait. I made you some tea. It helps you control your vocals better. Have some.
Pianta: Thanks Pauline, you're so nice. (Grabs the tea and takes a sip of it) This tea tastes terrible.
Pauline: Yeah. It's effective though. Knock them out big boy.
(Pianta walks out onto the stage.)
Pianta: I'm going to sing the national anthem of America. (Coughs)
(Pianta begins singing with a croak in his voice and he sounds terrible. Daisy is looking at Mona like she's crazy. Everyone is believing that Pianta is joking, Pianta coughs a few times and then stops singing all together)
Pianta: My throat (coughs) feels funny.
DK: Okay, was this a joke? Zess T what do you give him?
(The Zess-T-meter shines on the screen and shows that Pianta got one point)
DK: Yikes, that was disappointing.
Birdo: Alright, Dry Bones. Since Luigi is being difficult, it's all up to you. No pressure, just remember you can't be worse than Pianta.
Dry Bones: Yes. I can finally juggle my rib cage.
Birdo: Well, we're most definitely gonna lose.
Bowser: Give him a chance. Maybe Zess T might like it.
DK: Ok, Fat Fireflowers. You're up!
(Bowser and Birdo push Dry Bones on stage)
Dry Bones: Let's get this party started! (Takes off all of his ribs and starts juggling) Whoo you like that? (Takes off his head and juggles that with the ribs.)
DK: Dude, that's freaky. Zess T what do you give him?
(The Zess-T-meter shines on the screen and shows that Dry Bones got seven points)
Pauline: Thank goodness.
fDK: The Fat Fireflowers win! With a total score of fourteen while the Poison Mushrooms only had twelve. Poison Mushrooms, one of you will be leaving us tonight.
(Everyone on the Fat Fireflowers, excluding Toadette, cheers. Mona and Mario evilly stare at Pianta as if it's all his fault)
(The camera fades out to show Pauline in the confessional)
Pauline: Well, I'm not too worried about this elimination. If Pianta doesn't get voted off it would be Yoshi. Regardless I'm safe because nobody knows my motives. I have everyone on my alliance voting off Pianta.
(The camera fades out to show Mario in the confessional)
Mario: That's unlike Pianta to fake a sore throat. Maybe the sore throat was real. I'm voting for Yoshi…
(The camera fades out to show everyone on the Poison Mushrooms sitting around the campfire.)
DK: Only eleven mushrooms are present on this plate. One of you will not receive a mushroom, and must immediately walk the dock of shame, get on the boat of losers, and get out of here. And they can't come back. Ever. The following campers are safe, Goombella. (Goombella jumps up and grabs her mushroom) Peach, Waluigi, and Wendy are all safe. (They all jump up and grab their mushrooms) Boo, Mona, and Mario. (They all get up and get their mushrooms) Bow, Rosalina. (They both get up and claim their mushrooms) Pauline is also safe. (Pauline gets up and claims her mushroom) Yoshi, Pianta, this is the final mushroom. The player who does not receive this mushroom tonight will be eliminated from the competition and they can't come back. Ever. (DK looks back and forth at both of them in anticipation.) Yoshi, you showed the world the weird Yoshi shake which surprisingly got four points from the Zess-T-meter. Pianta, you helped your team a lot this season. You had many great strategies and plans, but sadly your sore-throat ruined your entire performance. As sad as it is to say this. The final mushroom of the night goes to… Yoshi. (Yoshi jumps up and grabs his mushroom)
Pianta:(With a croak in his voice) It's not my fault I got a- (Coughs) sore throat. Wait. It was the tea!
(Pauline smiles evilly)
Pianta:(With a croak in his voice) There's a traitor among you guys. (Coughs more and he can't speak because he can't stop coughing.)
(DK and Zess T grab Pianta, who's still coughing, and throw him on the boat of losers. The boat drifts away.)
Pianta:(With a croak in his voice and is barely audible) It's Pauline… Pauline. (Nobody on the team heard him)
Peach: He was our best player…
Mona: So, he caused us to lose.
Peach: All you care about is winning.
Mona: Yeah, this is a competition, remember? Besides, having Pianta off early in the game could be good in the long run.
Pauline: That's exactly what I was thinking.
Peach: Ugh. I need some sleep.
(The camera fades out)
End of episode 5.
Pianta's Audition:
(Pianta's audition starts off at the beach. Pianta is fishing and there are girls dancing in the background hula style. He's facing the camera)
Pianta: Hello. My name is Pianta and I'd be the perfect addition to your show because I'm talented, giving, caring, and a team player. (Reels in his fishing rod and a big bass is on it) Yeah.
Dancing Girl 1: Oh Pianta, you're so talented!
Dancing Girl 2: Very very talented!
Pianta: Yes. So when you guys decide who to be on your show, remember my name. (Turns around to resume fishing as the dancing girls all dance closer to him. A noki walking by blushes when she sees Pianta as the camera fades out)
Author's notes: Fifth episode finished.
-Thanks for the reviews last chapter. :)
-Okay, uh, I really want to know your opinions on Pauline. Please review about what you think of her character. She's not going to be the only antagonist this season, but she's the first to go into action.
-I'm accepting a few Mario related OC's to be interns throughout this story. Just review your character if you want them to be an intern. Interns won't appear that much, but they will have lines.
-From this point on, I'm not following the same challenge order as TDI. I'm adding in my own challenges, while getting rid of some challenges I don't like.
-I have a few challenge ideas in mind, but I may need more! If you have an awesome idea for a challenge, please tell me :D
-Thanks for reading so far!
