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Mario Total Drama Island

Episode Six

DK:(Standing on the dock of shame… at night) Last time on, Mario Total Drama Island, a talent contest brought out the worst in everyone. Pauline had planned out a whole strategy to get Pianta eliminated, which even involved dangerous chemicals that can damage his lungs forever. Luckily, he can't sue the show, but he can sue Pauline. The Fat Fireflowers' performances went horribly wrong, but luckily, Pianta's horrible performance caused the Poison Mushrooms to lose. The Poison Mushrooms didn't give their best player any mercy, and alas, he was eliminated. Who will get voted off tonight? Will the Poison Mushrooms ever catch on to Pauline's schemes? Will Toadette come across even more Hunger Games' references? Will I kill one of my interns for losing a very important item I need back? Find out tonight, on the most dramatic campfire ceremony ever, on Mario… Total… Drama… Island!


[The opening sequence begins]


(The first scene begins in the Kitchen with DK and Zess T standing in there. DK is on the phone with some random person.)

DK:(On the phone watching Zess T chop lettuce) Uh huh, so that haunted mansion was yours? Uh huh, uh huh, yeah, uh huh, uh huh, yeah. Wait. You want to what? Uh huh, uh huh. Well we sort of set up a challenge in that mansion. I don't care if it's cursed by a demon girl. Uh huh, uh huh, yeah. So you still plan on blowing it up? Uh huh, uh huh, yeah, wait tomorrow? (A wild raccoon appears while Zess T is chopping the lettuce. Zess T tries to grab it as it jumps on her.) Yeah, I was planning for this to be a future challenge. Like maybe right before the merge. (Zess T screams as she constantly hits herself with a hammer to get the raccoon off of her as she slips and a pot of hot soup she was cooking lands on top of her as she screams) Shhh… I'm on the phone. (Zess T throws the raccoon out of a window and now has burn marks all over her.) Uh huh, uh huh, yeah. Fine. This will make the campers very unhappy, which is good I guess. Yeah thanks. Bye. (Hangs up his phone and notices the mess and Zess T on the floor) Zess T, be respectful when I'm on the phone.

Zess T: Ugh. I don't get paid enough for this job…

DK: We have to wake all the campers up for their next challenge.

Zess T: Okay.

DK:(Through the speaker) WAKE UP CAMPERS! IT'S TIME FOR YOUR NEXT CHALLENGE! (Blows a blow horn into the speaker)


(The camera fades out to show Waluigi and Rosalina sitting on the edge of the dock)

Waluigi: Wow you know a lot of constellations.

Rosalina: Of course. Well you heard the horn it's time for the challenge apparently. Come on.

Waluigi: Yeah. Wish we could've talked more.

Peach:(Angrily walks out of her cabin) DK better have a good reason to wake me up at midnight!

Wendy: I'm too pretty for waking up in the middle of the night.

(Everyone else tiredly walks out of their cabins)

DK: Hello campers. Well it's time for your next challenge.

Pauline: I thought challenges were every three days, Pianta just left three hours ago.

DK: We came across a few issues with challenges and stuff. I had everything set up so this thing airs tonight. Okay this is another two part challenge. Okay, there's a huge haunted house south east of this location not too far in the woods. The first team to get there will have a huge advantage in the second part of the challenge.

Pauline: I'll be the team leader, I guess.

Peach: No, I'm being the team leader.

Mona: I don't care who the team leader is, as long as we win this challenge.


(The camera pans over to the Fat Fireflowers discussing the challenge)

Daisy: Okay, um from here, which way is east.

Bowser:(Points to a random direction) That way for sure.

Prince Mush: Okay then, let's go!

(The Fireflowers run away from the premises before the Poison Mushrooms could see where they went)

Yoshi: The creepy space girl should know.

Waluigi: She's not creepy!

Peach: But you are.

Waluigi: Don't start conflict, now.

Rosalina:(Looks up at the stars) It's that way. (Points to the opposite way of where the Fat Fireflowers went) Yeah since the north star-

Peach: We don't care. Come on, let's go!

Pauline: Since when do you get to tell the team when they should go or not. I'm the team leader, not you. Come on team.

Peach: No you're not. You're not even cut out to be a leader. Come on team!

Mona: We don't have time for all of this. We need to win this challenge. I don't care who the leader is, as long as we win!

(The Poison Mushrooms begin walk in the direction that Rosalina pointed out)

Mario: Why do you only care about winning?

Mona: Because winning is everything. I can't stand coming in second place.

Rosalina: This all roots back to her insecure energies. Because when she was little her father-

Mona: Shut up creepy space girl!


(The camera fades out to show the Fat Fireflowers walking in the direction that Bowser pointed out)

Prince Mush: Bowser, are you sure you know where we are going?

Bowser: Um, no. I was eager to get moving.

Birdo: You are lucky we didn't walk that far. How are we supposed to know if we're going in the right direction?

Daisy: Does anyone have a compass on them?

Wario: Who would have a compass on them?

Janette: I have one in my bag!

Daisy: Cool. Where's your bag. I want some snacks right now. Is the main lodge closed at this time? Do you guys like puppies?

Luigi: What's wrong with you?

Daisy: Nothing- nothing at all. Janette, where's your bag?

Janette: In our cabin.

Daisy: Well, let's go back.

Bowser: Wait. What if we're going the right way?

Koops: We have to go back regardless. Because I need my allergy- AHH CHOO. Medication.

(Wario nonchalantly eats a piece of garlic right next to Koops)

Birdo: Time to turn back, thanks a lot Bowser.

(Everyone on the Fat Fireflowers turns around and heads back to camp)


(The camera fades out to show the Poison Mushrooms still walking)

Mario:(Whispering to Boo.) Boo, have you a talked to Bow yet?

Boo:(Whispering back) I'm too afraid. I just can't. I'm gonna die alone! Heh heh.

Mario:(Whispering) You can a do this. Win a over her heart.

Boo:(Whispering) No I can't…

(Mario pushes Boo into Bow)

Mario: Good luck.

Boo: Heh heh sorry about that.

Bow: Oh, it's alright. I'm so tired that I'm walking really slow.

Boo:(Giggles) So, where's your butler?

Bow: Oh, Bootler, I decided not to wake him up. There's no point since he can't help me in the challenge. (Blushes) So, um, yeah.

Boo: That's really nice of you. (Boo holds up an okay sign to assure Mario that everything is going great)

Mario: That's muh boy.


(The camera fades out to show Bow in the confessional)

Bow: Boo is like really really cute. I kinda like him in a way, but I doubt he'd date a spoiled girl like me. Besides, I haven't actually had a legit boyfriend (Thinks for a second) ever. He might like me, I mean always tend to get what I want. He's what I want…

(The camera fades out to show Boo in the confessional)

Boo:(Referring to Bow) Wow. Uh, I really like her. I hope she's not sending me the wrong messages.


(The camera fades out to show the Fat Fireflowers reaching the cabins again)

Daisy: Hurry up and get your bag.

Janette: I'm going! (Runs in the cabin, and grabs her duffel bag and runs out) got it!

Toadette: How are you supposed to find your compass in that huge bag?

Shy Guy: Man, I need to smoke again.

Janette: Relax. I know it's somewhere in here. (sticks her hand in her bag to find it) It has to be in here somewhere.

(Birdo gets impatient and grabs Janette's bag and dumps the contents on the ground and notices the compass and she grabs it)

Birdo: Sorry, I'm really impatient.

Janette: Oh, I'll pick it all up later. Let's go.

Dry Bones: So, now you're in charge. You can't even read that compass.

Janette: Yeah, I don't understand it at all…

Dry Bones:(Looks at the compass) Bowser we were going the opposite way that we were supposed to go!

(Everyone starts walking the same path the Poison Mushrooms took)


(The camera fades out to show The Poison Mushrooms still walking through the woods)

Goombella: Like, space girl, are you like sure you're like leading us like the right way? (yawns)

Rosalina: Yes, but Donkey Kong wasn't very specific on how far south or east we had to go. Based on the stars, we should be getting close.

Boo:(To Bow) So, um.

Bow: You've heard enough about me. I mean as if it all isn't obvious, tell me about yourself.

Boo: One second. I have to give something to Mario real quick. Then we'll continue our conversation.

Bow: Okay, but hurry up please. I tend to get impatient.

Boo: Okay. (Rushes over to Mario) Dude she wants me to talk about myself.

Mario: So what's a the problem. Go over there and tell her about yourself.

Boo: But what do I say?

Mario: Just let a her ask you questions?

Wendy: Yeah, and if you're weird. Make sure you lie.

Mario: Why are you a entering our conversation.

Wendy: Because I'm beautiful and I can.

Mario: Whatever helps a you sleep at a night.

(Mario Pushes Boo up to Bow again)

Boo: So you want to know more about me?

Bow: Huh, oh yeah.

Boo: If you want to ask me some questions, go right ahead.

Bow: Okay, first question, do you currently have a girlfriend?


(The camera fades out to show Boo in the confessional)

Boo:(Squeals loudly for three seconds) EIEEEEEEEEEEEE! She may actually like me! EIEEEEEEEEEEE! (Stares awkwardly into the camera for a moment) I just seriously squealed like a girl on live television…


(The camera fades out to show the Fat Fireflowers looking for the haunted mansion)

Shy Guy: Guys. Wait. Hold up. I see something.

Luigi: What chew see?

Shy Guy: There are footprints in the ground. It's the other team's and they turn right up there. Maybe if we run we could just pass them and reach the haunted house first!

Bowser: Yeah. Let's go. (Everyone starts running while following the footprints) Hurry up!

Daisy: There's like no way we're gonna beat them!


(The camera fades out to show the Poison Mushrooms again)

Goombella: Like I think we're like lost.

Rosalina: I see it. The mansion is right up there.

Mona:(Turned around) I see the other team. They're running. Hurry up! They might beat us!

Mario: Chill out. Dang girl.

Mona: We need to win. They're right behind us! Everyone start running! (Members of the Poison Mushrooms just begin running as the Fat Fireflowers easily catch up to them)

Waluigi: We got here first! Whoo what's our advantage?

DK: Not so fast, you guys are missing Wendy, so the Fat Fireflowers win the first challenge.

Pauline: Where the heck is Wendy?

(Wendy casually walks up to all of them)

Wendy: I'm too pretty for running.

Mona: You're not even pretty, so you need to get your act together because if we end up losing this challenge you will be the next one to be eliminated.

(Wendy smacks Mona)

DK: Anyways, follow me inside the haunted mansion for your next challenge.

Bow: Psh. This mansion doesn't even look haunted.

Boo: Tell me about it.

Bow: My mansion is scarier than this old dump.

Boo: Really? I'd like to visit there someday!

(Boo and Bow stop and look at each other as they both smile.)

(Everyone walks through some old rusty gates that barely opened. A tree out front of the mansion shakes and bats fly around the campers)

Peach:(Screams along with Mario for a second) Bats creep me out!

Mario: Me too. I feel as if they're the animal version of a vampire.

(Everyone walks through the front door to vast room. A nice chandelier is on the ceiling and an old fireplace and other furniture all around the room. There are one hundred coffins surrounding the room.)

DK: Okay, the winners will have a distinct advantage in this part of the challenge. So the Fat Fireflowers get a map of the mansion that shows where each key is hidden. Okay there are twenty-five keys scattered around this haunted mansion. Each room with a key will have a proverb somewhere around the room that will be helpful to retrieve the keys. Each team will be required to obtain eight keys, which seems a bit simple. There are a lot of traps and surprises scattered all throughout the mansion. After you obtain your eight keys and only eight keys, you'll get to open eight of these coffins around the room. Some of the coffins will contain rewards and others contain hazards. (A coffin shakes and the sound of an angry cat is heard) The team who contains the most rewards, or ends the challenge with more keys, at most eight, will win the challenge. There are a few very important rules for this challenge, do not bring more than eight keys to me. If you have extra keys, and the other team doesn't have eight, your remaining keys will go to them. If the other team already has eight keys then I'll just dispose of the extra keys. Rule number two, the basement of the mansion is absolutely positively off limits. There are no keys down there so you all have no reason to go down there. Any questions?

Wendy: Yeah, um why is the basement off limits? What happened down there?

DK: Awesome, no questions. You all have forty-five minutes to retrieve your keys. So, good luck.

Pauline: As the leader, I have a strategy that we all split up and try our best to find keys. It's the best strategy to use right now.

Peach: No, we should all stick together, to keep everyone in line. (Glares at Yoshi)

Pauline: Then we won't find any keys and that's the point of the challenge.

Mona: I don't care if we split up or not, we must win this.


(The camera pans over to the Fat Fireflowers discussing their challenge strategy)

Toadette: Okay, well I believe we should split up in pairs. Since we have an odd number of people on our team there will be one group of three. I guess the group of three can be Me, Nett, and-

Janette: Prince Mush! Yeah, Prince Mush! (Winks to Prince Mush to signal that he can try to hook up with Toadette)

Toadette:(Looks at Janette in perplexity) Uh, okay. Bowser and Koops are a pair, Daisy and Luigi, Dry Bones and Birdo, and Wario and Shy Guy.

Luigi: Daisy, let's go check da bedrooms.

Daisy: You're a clown. (Giggles)

Bowser: Why'd you pair me up with this string bean?

Koops: I have feelings, y'know!

Shy Guy: C'mon garlic guy, let's go find some keys!

Wario: Yeah, weed guy. Let's go!

Shy Guy: Weed Guy? That's an awesome nickname. Yeah buddy.

Bowser:(To Koops) Ugh. Come on string bean. Let's go find some k- wait who gets the map? (Bowser snatches it)

Janette: Well fine, you can have the map. Just let everyone peek at it real quick. (Everyone looks at the map and points out which keys they're going after.)

Dry Bones: Okay, let's all split up now.

(Toadette notices that Prince Mush is staring at her)

Toadette: Why are you staring at me?

Prince Mush: Huh? Um, I- uh- let's start the challenge.

(Toadette nods as she begins walking up the stairs)

Janette:(To Prince Mush) What the heck was that? Why were you staring at her? Dude, stop being awkward around her.

Prince Mush: I'm sorry- it's just Toadette is so hawt. (Starts drooling as Janette wipes his drool with a small napkin)

Janette: I understand that. I mean I'd totally go lesbian for her if the time came. I mean she has the cutest little dimples and a nice- erm- I mean you need to up your game. I mean you're not a bad looking guy, you just need to win over her heart. Me and Toadette are good friends, so I can try to help you out the best way I can, just do yourself a favor and stop being awkward.

Prince Mush: Okay. For the record, I called dibs on Toadette the first day we all got here. So don't try to move in on her. (Friendly pushes Janette as they both walk up the stairs to meet up with Toadette)

Janette: I know, I know. (Giggles)


(The camera fades out to show that the Poison Mushrooms all split up. Most went their own ways.)

Goombella: Yoshi, do you think we should like try this room?

Yoshi: You can. I'm gonna go check out the basement.

Goombella: Um, but DK said you can't go down there.

Yoshi: He did? Oh well, I wanna see what's down there? (Pulls an egg out of his pocket and starts throwing it up and down) So, me going to check it out.

Goombella: Um, like, good luck with that. (Walks inside the room to look for a key) This room is like creepy. Ohmigosh, what's that on the wall. Ohmigosh it's like one of those proverbs. (Reads the proverb, it states, To get the key hidden beneath, one must dig deeper) I don't get it.


(The camera fades out to show Wendy and Pauline going inside the same room)

Wendy: I guess we're paired up together.

Pauline: How great. (Rolls her eyes)

Wendy: Hey, what's in that treasure chest? (Runs up to it)

Pauline: It's probably nothing.

Wendy: And what if it's something? (Runs up and opens the treasure chest as a large chandelier plummets down and crushes Wendy and Pauline. Wendy manages to shut the chest which makes the chandelier ascend off of them)

Wendy: Hey, are you okay?

Pauline: Yeah, I'm fine.

Wendy: Wait. I never saw what's in the chest.

Pauline: Wait no. The chest is what triggered the- (Wendy immediately opens the chest as the chandelier falls on both of them again) chandelier.

Wendy: There was nothing in there. Who just casually puts a chest in the middle of a room with nothing in it?

Pauline: Can you close the chest? This chandelier is crushing me.

Wendy: Oh yeah. (Shuts the chest) Let's go find us some keys.

Pauline: Ugh.


(The camera fades out to show Koops and Bowser following the map as they reach a partially empty room. All that's in there is a piano)

Koops: That's, um, weird. The map says there's a key in this room.

Bowser: Maybe it's under that piano.

Koops: I guess I'll go check. (Walks up to the piano as the piano immediately makes loud noises and tries to eat him. Koops gets terrified and jumps into Bowser's arms)

Bowser: Are you serious?

Koops: That piano almost ate me, (Wipes tears out of his eyes) but I saw the key when it attempted to eat me!

Bowser: Hmm. (Throws a random small pebble at the piano as it turns alive and starts chewing as Bowser easily notices the key inside its mouth) I got an idear!

Koops: I think you mean idea.

Bowser: Don't judge me on how I say idear.

Koops: So what's this idea of yours?

Bowser: Well…


(The camera fades out to show Boo and Bow in a small room)

Boo:(To Bow) So, beautiful, is there any proverb in this room?

Bow:(Blushing) Yeah. Right here on the floor. (Bow and Boo read the proverb that states, in order for a key to appear, beautiful music must be played right here)

Boo: Dang. I left my banjo in my cabin.

Bow: I think we're supposed to use that music player over there. (Points to a small music player)

Boo: Where's the disk thing?

Bow: I dunno.


(The camera fades out to show Shy Guy and Wario entering their first room)

Wario: Man, this is such a dumb challenge.

Shy Guy: I know right? Finding keys. What kind of challenge is that?

Wario: Oh look. A proverb of some sort.

Shy Guy: Well, read what it says.

Wario: To get the key, you must grab it off the wall.

(Shy Guy and Wario turn around and easily notice a key on the wall. Shy Guy walks up to it and grabs it. Both Shy Guy and Wario duck, expecting something bad to happen)

Shy Guy: Well, that was easy. Let's go find more keys!

Wario: Well, this is a very easy challenge.


(The camera fades out to show Rosalina and Waluigi walking into a room looking for a key)

Waluigi: This is the seventh room we tried. Where are these dang keys?

Rosalina: Hey look! (Jumps up and starts clapping) A proverb! (Rosalina reads the proverb which says, one must be quizzed on their knowledge in order to win over the key) But where do we get quizzed? (Both her and Waluigi look to the other side of the room and notice a large stone statue of a thwomp as it opens its eyes which turn light green and flashes)

Waluigi: What's going on?

(The room suddenly turns into a game show as the thwomp throws on a bowtie. Rosalina and Waluigi are now standing behind a buzzer that has the buttons A, B, C, D, and E)

Thwomp: It's time for the five billion six hundred twenty five million three hundred and fifty seven thousand eight hundred and sixty second super fun quirk quiz! In order to win you must get five of the following questions correct, but if you get three wrong you guys won't receive the key and will have to fight off some clefts to leave.

Waluigi: What are we getting ourselves into?

Thwomp: Okay, the first question! What's hidden in this place?

A screen flashes showing Waluigi and Rosalina their options:

A. Crazy Gaga's first meat dress.

B. The Sun Stone.

C. A key.

D. Sour Cream & Onion Pringles.

E. All of above.

Rosalina: That's obvious. The answer is C.

Waluigi: What if this is a trick question and the answer really is E? (Rosalina presses the button C as a large X appears on the front of their screen)

Thwomp: Incorrect. Hahahahahaha. You're such a disgrace. The correct answer is obviously E.

Waluigi: I told you!

Rosalina: Oh. Whatever. Let's just get this over with.

Thwomp: Question dos, Which of the following girls is Prince Mush currently crushing on?

A screen flashes showing Waluigi and Rosalina their options:

A. Pauline

B. Daisy

C. Janice

D. Toadette

E. None of the above

Rosalina: I felt Prince Mush's energies and they're all weird when he's around Toadette, so it has to be her. Poor thing though, I don't think Toadette returns the feelings yet. (Presses the button D as a large O appears on the front of their screen)

Waluigi:(flirtatiously) Looks you know a lot about chemistry between two people.

Rosalina:(flirtatiously) Oh stop it. You.

Thwomp: Okay, that was a lucky guess. Onto the next question!

Rosalina: Bring it on!


(The camera fades out to show Peach and Mario reaching a hallway with many doors)

Peach:(Just noticed that Mario is following her) Ugh. Why are you following me?

Mario: Well everyone else disappeared a so quickly. I'm too scared to roam a this mansion alone… and I don't want a pretty girl like you getting hurt.

Peach: So you're going to be my protection?

Mario: Two a heads are a better than one.

Peach: That saying doesn't even apply here. But I can say, for a weird unattractive stalker plumber guy, you're really sweet.

Mario: Um, okay a then.

Peach: So, which door should we go in?

Mario: The left! No wait, the right a one. No the other left a one. No the one on a the right. No, the one a down the center. Oh wait there is no door a down a the center. I say the first a left one. No the first a right one for sure. No the left-

Peach: We're going with the right one. (Pulls Mario into the right door)


(The camera fades out to show Peach in the confessional)

Peach: Okay, I'll be honest. I'm so relieved that Mario is here with me. I'm terrified of this mansion.


(The camera fades out to return to the last scene as Mario and Peach notice a proverb on the side of the room. They read it and it says, if a guy and girl have found this room and can see, a kiss is what'll get you a key)

Peach: What? No. Never. I'm not kissing his big hairy dirty plumber lips.

Mario: Come on. It's for a the challenge.

Peach: But, you're totally gross. I'm a princess I deserve a prince.

Mario:(Scratching his butt) I'm close enough to a prince and we need to win this challenge. We're already on a losing streak and this is relatively easy to do.

Peach: Fine. I guess for the challenge. (Closes her eyes and leans in to kiss Mario. As they kiss a camera shoots out of the ground and takes a picture of them. Zess T appears with a key in her hand)

Zess T: Peach and Mario? What the hell? I was expected Boo and Bow to get this room and kiss, or even Luigi and Daisy. You idiots actually kissed?

Peach: That was horrible. (Opens her mouth and removes a hair from Mario's mustache) EWWWWW!

Zess T: Mario and Peach sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love then comes marriage then comes a-

Mario: Can you just give us the key?

(Zess T hands them the key and walks out)

Peach: Erase that kiss from your memory. You hear me?

Mario: Yeah.


(The camera fades out to show Peach in the confessional)

Peach: Mario is actually a really good kisser. Better than almost all of my ex's, and I had a lot of ex's. Wait. What am I thinking? This is Mario I'm talking about. I'm a princess. I must think like a princess.


(The camera fades out to show Luigi and Daisy walking around the mansion)

Luigi: Well we already found a key. Let's take a break and walk around for fun.

Daisy: Okay. Where do you want to go?

Luigi: Just walk around and scare people. I dunno it could be fun.

Daisy: Oh. What are we just standing around for? Let's go!


(The camera fades out to show Birdo holding a key as she angrily walks down a hallway followed by Dry Bones also holding a key)

Dry Bones: Why are you always angry? Calm down for once in your life.

Birdo: I really can't stand you.

Dry Bones: Well you're a stinky poo-poo face.

Birdo: What? (Slightly laughs under her breath)

Dry Bones: I couldn't think of an insult.

Birdo: You're alright. We've already found two keys, should we look for more?

Dry Bones: Yeah, just in case.

Birdo: Ugh. You overachiever.


(The camera fades out to show Yoshi in the basement)

Yoshi: Why can't we be down here? It's perfectly safe.


(The camera fades out to show DK and Zess T standing outside of the mansion)

DK: Oh Zess T, looks like our buddy Yoshi wandered into the basement.

Zess T: Oh well we can't have that, now can we? (Presses a button as a huge explosion in heard. Suddenly Yoshi is seen flying out of the roof from the explosion)

DK: Now, that was epic!


(The camera fades out to show Boo and Bow as they just retrieved the key)

Bow: Well, that was really easy. All we needed to do was sing.

Boo: Yeah, and we have fifteen minutes to spare.

Bow: We should look for more keys.

Boo: But can't everyone else do that?

Bow: Let's keep looking.

Boo: Fine.


(The camera fades out to show Toadette, Prince Mush, and Janette as they just retrieved their second key)

Janette: I can't believe I had to fight two clubbas for that last key. Prince Mush, I thought you were a wrestler!

Prince Mush: Oh. I was too busy staring at- (Toadette gives him a disapproved look) The room décor. It looked exquisite.

Janette: Oh alright then.

Toadette: We got fifteen minutes left. Should we look for more keys?

Prince Mush: Do you want to look for more keys. You're the true leader.

Toadette: Oh, you think I'm a leader. (Smiles) I think we have enough if everyone else got two keys we should have nothing else to worry about.

Prince Mush: Sounds like a plan.

(Janette nods her head in approval)


(The camera fades out to show Bowser and Koops still in the same room and Bowser is holding Koops back while he's on a gigantic sling shot)

Bowser: Okay, this may be my thirteenth attempt. But this one should work.

Koops: Bowser, you're a big guy. Why can't you just jump on the piano and crush it?

Bowser: Silly Koops, always trying to make things more complicated than they already are. Now grab the key as fast as you can and we should be done here.

Koops: Okay, I guess, um, this better not get me hurt.

(Bowser pulls back the sling shot a little further back as Koops shoots over to the piano as he grabs the key and attempts to pull his arm out as the piano locks its teeth on his arm as he screams in pain)

Bowser: I'll save you. (Bowser easily pulls Koops out)

Koops: You're a lunatic. That piano would have killed me!

Bowser: But we got the key didn't we?

Koops: All you care about is that stinkin' key! You crazy fat dragon koopa guy!

Bowser: Wow, that wasted almost all of our time.

Koops: I have nothing else to say right now.


(The camera fades out to show Goombella in the same room as she notices a small part of the floor that is made up of dirt and shovel on the side)

Goombella: Oh. Now I get it. (Starts digging as she finally gets the key) Wow, I feel like this is like a lost treasure of some sort.


(The camera fades out to show Goombella in the confessional)

Goombella: That digging part was a life changing experience. I now really want to be an archeologist. And if I win this competition I could pay for college and start my first expedition! It's so fun to dig!


(The camera fades out to show Pauline and Wendy standing in front of eight Boos all spinning around)

One of the random Boos: Which one of us is carrying the key? Hit the one you think is. Go.

Wendy: I know I've said this nine times before, but this time I'm positive that it's that one. (Hit's the boo she thinks has the key)

Another random Boo: Wrongamundo . Let's start over.

Pauline: I'm picking next time. Dammit!

Wendy: I'm too pretty for guessing the right Boo.

Pauline: Do you own a mirror?

Wendy: Of course. To see my beautiful face, duh.

Pauline: Is your vision impaired or something?

Wendy: No, not at all.

Pauline: Then why the heck do you think you're pretty?

Wendy: I'm gorgeous. All you haters wanna hate.


(The camera fades out to show Mona in a small dark room)

Mona: There's no keys in here either! Ugh. I give up. I wanna win, but every room I checked has no keys. I'm going home tonight for sure.


(The camera fades out to show Rosalina and Waluigi still taking the quiz)

Thwomp: Okay, onto question seven, you already got two wrong. If you get this wrong you lose and you don't get the key. This is the hardest question of them all.

Rosalina:(looks exhausted)I don't care. I just want to get out of here.

Waluigi: Me too.

Thwomp: Last question, which number question is this?

A screen flashes showing Waluigi and Rosalina their options:

A. 5

B. 7

C. Taco

D. Uno

E. Who cares?

Waluigi: It's seven! (Accidentally presses the C button as an O flashes on their screen in front of them)

Rosalina: What? How on Earth is the answer taco?

Thwomp: No I've been defeated. Take your stupid key and get the heck out so I can cry my eyes out.

(Waluigi grabs the key as they both run out of the room happily)

Rosalina: Oh thank the mother of space that's over with. I was going to freak out and go crazy or something.

Waluigi: That would've been hot.

Rosalina: You're weird. (Giggles)


(The camera fades out to show DK and Zess T sitting in the main lodge as DK presses a button and loud speaker shoots off throughout the entire mansion)

DK: Time's up. Bring all your keys to me now!

(Everyone reaches the main lodge)

DK: Okay, let's see how many keys the Poison Mushrooms have. Okay Boo and Bow got one, Rosalina and Waluigi got one, Pauline and Wendy got one, Goombella got one, Mario and Peach got one. Mona and Yoshi didn't get anything. So, that adds up to five. Well that's disappointing. Okay, Fat Fireflowers let's see how you guys did. Toadette, Janette, and Prince Mush found two keys, Dry Bones and Birdo found two keys, Luigi and Daisy found one key, Bowser and Koops found one key, and Shy Guy and Wario found two keys. That adds up to exactly eight so the Fat Fireflowers are the winners.

(Everyone on the Fat Fireflowers cheers)

DK: Also, everyone on the Fat Fireflowers you guys get to open eight of the coffins some of them contain nice rewards while others contain disastrous things.

(Toadette opens the first coffin she sees with her key and a bunch of snacks fall out of it. Enough snacks to form a mountain over Toadette)

Toadette: Oh. Snacks! Yay!

Shy Guy: Great! Because I have the munchies!

(Bowser opens the second coffin as he gets a small vibrator)

Bowser: Why on earth would I need this?

DK: Oh. That's where her vibrator went. (Chuckles) I'll just take that off your hands for now. (Puts on rubber gloves and grabs it) Bowser make sure you wash your hands after this.

(Bowser looks mortified)

(Birdo opens another coffin as she pulls out two flat screens)

Birdo: Awesome one for the boy's cabin and one for the girl's cabin. Hook it up.

(The camera pans over the Poison Mushrooms who all have extremely angry and jealous looks on their faces)

(Shy Guy opens the next coffin as a wild rabid squirrel jumps out of it and attacks him)

(Prince Mush opens the next coffin which contains a giant tub of ice cream)

Prince Mush: Cool. I love ice cream.

(Daisy opens the next coffin as she pulls out raid)

Daisy: It's just what I needed. Those pesky cockroaches scare the heck out of me!

(Wario opens the next coffin and there's nothing in it)

Wario: What a waste of a key.

Janette: You should've picked a better coffin.

Wendy: I'm too pretty to be jealous of them. (Hides her face to cover her jealousy)

(Dry Bones opens a random coffin and pulls out a bunch of video game consoles with a ton of games with it)

Dry Bones: Awesome. I'm glad we won this challenge.

Daisy: Yeah let's go hook these flat screens up.

Luigi: Yeah, and play some video games!

DK: Have fun with your rewards. As for the Poison Mushrooms, one of you will be leaving us yet again. What a pathetic losing streak I mean come on, you guys used to good.

Mona: Yeah. Three times in a row. Why do we keep losing? Are we not trying hard enough, is that what it is?

Boo: Well for one thing, you could've at least found a key.

Mona: Well, Yoshi didn't find one either. He wasn't even trying to look for a key, he just wandered off to the basement.

Yoshi: But Wendy caused us to lose the first part of the challenge.

Wendy: But Pauline made us all split up which obviously wasn't a smart choice.

Rosalina: Oh. What fun? The blame game.

Peach: I kissed Mario just for a loss. Ugh. This isn't fair at all.

Mario: I have feelings you know.


(The camera fades out to show Pauline talking to her alliance)

Pauline: Alright. Who should we all vote for. I'm thinking Mona.

Rosalina: Mona may be annoying and [beep]y, but she's really useful to our team right now. I mean since you made us all vote out Pianta for no reason.

Pauline: Pianta caused us to lose! I guess I know who we're voting off. (Smiles evilly like the grinch for a second)

Waluigi: Girl that smile is ominous.

Pauline: Shut up so I can tell you all who we're all voting for. (Smiles evilly again as Waluigi backs away)

Waluigi: Can you stop doing that now? It's really creepy.


(The Camera fades out to show Peach in the confessional)

Peach: I don't know who to vote for, but for me it's most definitely between Mona and Yoshi. But, I wouldn't mind seeing Pauline get the boot tonight. (Yawns) It's one a-m. DK better let us sleep in tomorrow morning. I am not playing with him. I really want a burger from McToads. They have the best burgers even if it's not real beef. I wonder what it is though…(The camera shows a Goomba for a split second)


(The camera fades out to show everyone on the Poison Mushrooms sitting around the campfire)

DK: Welcome back. Wow, two eliminations in just four hours. There are only ten mushrooms on this plate. That means that one of you will not get a mushroom tonight and must leave Mario Total Drama Island, for good. They can't ever in a million lifetimes, ever, come back. Ever! I understand that it's late so I'll just throw the mushrooms to you. The first camper safe is, Mario. (DK throws a mushroom to Mario, but he doesn't catch it) Boo and Bow. (Throws mushrooms at both of them as the both easily catch theirs.) Rosalina and Waluigi.(Throws mushrooms at both of them as they catch them) Peach, Goombella, and Pauline. (Throws mushrooms to all of them. Goombella obviously doesn't catch hers and it just hits her in the face. Peach and Pauline exchange angry looks when they catch their mushrooms) Mona is also safe. (Throws a mushroom to Mona which she catches and looks very grateful that she's not the one eliminated) Yoshi, Wendy. Down to you. Whoever does not receive this very last mushroom must-

Rosalina:(Talking really fast and mocking DK) Immediately walk the dock of shame, board the boat of losers, and leave.

DK: Thank you for that annoying interruption. And-

Rosalina:(Still talking really fast and mocking DK) They can't comeback. Ever. You're so predictable.

DK: The final…. Mushroom…. Of….. The…. Night…. Goes…. To… (DK tries his best to look serious as he looks back and forth at Wendy and Yoshi while striking fear into both of them) …Yoshi. (Throws the final mushroom to Yoshi)

Wendy: What? You guys voted me off? I'm offended.

Pauline: That's what you get for dropping that chandelier on me twice!

Wendy: You know what, forget all you guys. I'm too pretty for this show. (Everyone giggles including DK)

DK: Alright Wendy, the dock of shame awaits.

(Wendy faithfully walks down the dock of shame)

Wendy: Good bye everyone. (Waves to everyone)

(Everyone on the Poison Mushrooms waves as the boat drifts away)


(The camera fades out to show the girl Fat Fireflowers in their cabin)

Janette: So, Daisy, are you and Luigi a couple yet?

Daisy: No, not yet. I don't know why though.

Toadette: You guys make the cutest couple though.

Daisy: I know, it's just that everything is so complicated between us and I don't know what he wants from me.

Birdo: Ugh. This is girly talk. (Continues playing Mall of Duty)

Janette: So Birdo, who do you like on the island?

Birdo: Why should you know.

Toadette: Because you're not completely heartless.

Birdo: Well nobody impressed me yet.

(All four girls continue laughing and chatting as the camera zooms out slowly until it fades out)

End of episode 6


Wendy's Audition:

(Wendy's audition starts off with her putting on purple lipstick as usual. She's sitting in a dark chamber and her brothers are all messing around in the background. Lemmy is balancing on a ball while throwing random objects at Wendy. Wendy looks furious as she takes a deep breath and begins her audition)

Wendy: Hello. I'm the gorgeous Wendy O. Koopa. I'm the prettiest person ever, obviously.

Lemmy: But you look manlier than me!

Wendy: Shut up Lemmy! (Looks furious) Anyways, pick me if you guys know what's good for you! I mean, why wouldn't you pick me?

Ludwig: I could think of many reasons.

Wendy: Don't you guys have somewhere to be? I mean I'm really trying to get on this show to get the [beep] away from you guys. Wouldn't you like having a whole summer without me?

Lemmy: That does sound pretty awesome. Carry on with your audition!

Wendy: So pick me! Remember, Wendy O. Koopa is coming to win. I'm gonna win it all and I'm not gonna give a cent to anyone else.

Lemmy: Well that's a lie.

Wendy: Why are you still here? (Throws a dictionary at him)

Lemmy:(Got hit with the dictionary) Whoever said sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me lied!

Wendy:(Laughs and then smiles at the camera) Make sure you guys pick me!

(Wendy turns the camera off)


Author's notes: Sixth episode finished.

- Okay, so answering Lemmy Koopa Is Awesome's question about if I'm doing all the seasons. I can't answer yes or no, but I can definitely promise I'll finish this season. As for a second season, I don't know right now. Most likely I'll probably try to keep the series going. :D

- I'm still accepting OC's for interns :) keep em coming.

-This is my first original challenge idea. I kinda improvised a bit. I have a lot of better new challenges in store for later in the season. :D

-Thanks for the reviews last chapter and thanks for reading so far!

-Please review on what you think of this challenge. I'd love to hear your opinions! Also I'd love to hear your opinions on a few of the characters! Any few will do. :DD