Disclaimer: I don't own anything… So uh, yeah. Nintendo owns the characters.
Mario Total Drama Island
Episode Seven
DK:(Standing near the fire pit… at night. Just kidding it's daytime but it still would be pretty cool if it's at night.)On the last episode of Mario Total Drama Island, because of some difficulties we had to have the next challenge three hours after the previous elimination. The teams went on a spooky adventure to find eight keys. While some were very successful others failed epically. In the end, the Fat Fireflowers won for the third time in the row and won many rewards. As for the Poison Mushrooms, they sent Wendy packing. Will the Poison Mushrooms finally escape their losing streak? Will I prove to Rosalina that I'm not predictable? Will Mario and Peach share another romantic moment? Just another dramatic campfire ceremony of the season, on Mario Total Drama Island!
[The opening sequence begins]
(The first scene begins in the main lodge with everyone getting breakfast)
Bowser:(To everyone) I wonder what today's challenge will be.
Rosalina: I hope it isn't another quiz show.
Waluigi: Yeah, that was horrible.
Goombella: I hope like the next challenge like has to do with like archeology and like stuff. Digging is like fun.
Daisy: Since when do like digging?
Goombella: Since like the last challenge.
(DK walks into the main lodge)
Luigi: Yo DK. What's up.
DK: Good morning campers-
Rosalina: You're about to tell us that our next challenge begins soon.
DK:(Looking aggravated) ...and to meet me at the fire pit in ten minutes… I am not predictable!
Rosalina: Yes you are.
(The camera fades out to show everyone gathered around DK in the main lodge)
DK: Your next challenge is an outdoor survival challenge. I'm serious, some of you may not even make it out alive. Your challenge is to spend one night… in the woods!
Peach: What's so scary about the woods?
Mario: The bats. Definitely a the bats.
DK: The first team back by sunrise wins invincibility. All the supplies you need are at your campsites (Throws a map and compass to Dry Bones and Pauline)
Dry Bones: This will probably be the easiest challenge.
DK: But beware of the bears, as we lost a few interns in preproduction.
Peach: I'm terrified of bears.
Mario: We're all gonna die.
Waluigi: Calm down, we'll all be fine.
Bowser: I've went camping before and encountered a bear. That thing wasn't even that big, but it did scare the heck out of me. I've never screamed so loud in my life. I ran away deep into the woods and got lost as I saw even more bears. That was probably the scariest day of my life, ever.
Shy Guy: You're a wuss. I skipped school to smoke weed all of the time. The woods is an awesome place to smoke.
Birdo: All you care about is smoking.
Shy Guy: Ever tried it before?
Birdo: No. I don't plan on it either.
Janette: Well let's go!
(The camera fades out to show Pauline looking at the map and compass while everyone on her team is following behind her)
Boo: I love the outdoors. It's so- outdoorsy.
Bow: Bootler get me some more sunscreen and bug spray please.
Bootler: Yes Lady Bow. (Hands Bow her sunscreen and bug spray)
Peach: Well, Boo, I can't stand the woods. I'm a princess I shouldn't be subjected to stuff like this.
Goombella: I wanna like totally dig for stuff.
Mona: We need to win this challenge. We're one player behind and we're sucking.
Waluigi: You think we don't know that?
Peach: I had to kiss Mario for nothing.
Mario: I still a have feelings.
Peach: Feelings that don't matter.
(The team continues walking as the camera fades out to show the Fat Fireflowers all following behind Dry Bones)
Toadette: Hey guys. Look a bird. (Points to a small cardinal on the ground)
Dry Bones: Um, sweetie, we don't have time to stop and look at birds.
Toadette: Can I feed it some bird food real quick. It'll only take a second. I just love birds and all animals for that matter.
Birdo: If you feed one bird, more will come expecting you to feed them too.
Toadette: That won't happen. (Walks up to the bird and talks in a higher pitched voice to it) Here you go bird. Some food. (Tosses some bird food out of a small packet to the cardinal) See, a bunch of birds didn't appear. (A ton of birds swoop down and surround Toadette) Uh…
Birdo: Who was right?
Toadette:(To all of the birds) Um, yeah I don't have enough bird food for all of you… (The birds step closer to her) You guys can have the rest of what's in the packet. (Tosses the packet and only one tiny piece of bird food comes out. All the bird's eyes turn dark red and they all now look furious) Nice birds… (The birds all attack her as they all grab her and start flying which lifts her off of the ground) Someone help me!
(The birds fly Toadette out of sight from the rest of the team)
Birdo: Well then, let's keep moving. (The rest of the team keeps moving as Prince Mush turns around)
Prince Mush: Toadette!
(The camera fades out to show the Poison Mushrooms who just reached their campsite)
Waluigi: Wait. Where is our food.
Mona: It's a survival challenge… obviously they wouldn't just give us food.
Waluigi: So, where are we supposed to get the food?
Mona:(Sarcastically) In the woods. Ooohh.
Peach: This challenge is so stupid. What does it prove if we can spend one night in the woods?
Mario: So… who's getting the food?
Boo: Ooohh! Me. I can find food easily. The rest of you should pitch the tent and start a campfire. I'll hurry back.
Bow: Wait. You're going alone? That's not safe. What about the bears.
Mona: That's all a load of B-S. The scariest thing in these woods is Bowser.
Boo: Yeah. I won't take that long. (Starts walking away from their campground)
(The camera fades out to show Boo in the confessional)
Boo: Yeah, the woods creep me out, but I have to prove my manliness to Bow. I really don't want her thinking I'm a big softie. Also, I was a wilderness survival scout, so I can prove my usefulness to my team .
(The camera fades out to return to the last scene)
Goombella: Um, so like how do you pitch a tent?
Peach: I don't know. Why are you looking at me for this kind of stuff?
Waluigi: We got another problem. I don't know how to start a campfire.
Rosalina: Does anyone have a lighter?
(Everyone shrugs)
Yoshi: We need Boo.
Rosalina: The other team is so lucky to have Shy Guy on their team. He probably has like eight lighters on him…
(The camera fades out to show The Fat Fireflowers reach their campsite, excluding Toadette)
Shy Guy: Aiight! We are here. Now I can smoke!
Daisy: Who's gonna go look for the food?
Bowser: Me! My hunger can find us food easily.
Wario: Go crazy, big guy. Hurry back, I'm running out of garlic.
Koops: I thought you got rid of that stuff.
Wario: I thought you have allergy medicine.
(Bowser leaves to go find food)
Birdo: Let's pitch a tent, it's really easy. Wario, Shy Guy, Daisy, and Luigi, you all gather wood for the campfire. Shy Guy, then you'll use your lighter to make a fire.
Shy Guy: Which one?
Birdo: Which one? What the heck do you mean.
(Shy guy pulls out around twenty lighters out of his pockets)
Shy Guy: I got a red one, a blue one, a bluish pink one, a bluish greenish reddish purple with a hint of an lavendery orangey yellow one, A greenish bluish-
Birdo: It doesn't matter! Fire is fire you pathetic excuse for a form of life.
Shy Guy: Whoa bro. Calm down, have some weed.
Birdo: I will not have any of your stupid weed. And did you just call me bro? I'm a girl, I ain't no one's bro.
Prince Mush: What am I supposed to do?
Birdo: Help me pitch the tent.
Daisy:(To Prince Mush) Aww, switch places with me I don't like getting wood. (Luigi and Dry Bones giggle) What are you guys giggling at?
Luigi: Nothin' babe. C'mon gathering wood is easy.
Daisy: That's a guy's job. I'd rather cook the food once Bowser gets back with it.
Birdo: Best believe, you better not be a feminist like me. It's girls like you that are the reason women don't have the same rights as men.
Dry Bones: Save your dumb feminist speech for someone who cares.
Birdo: It is not dumb. Now help me pitch this tent before I knock your head off.
Luigi: C'mon Daisy, Let's go get some wood, now. Maybe I'll show you some wood, too. (Dry Bones, Shy Guy, Wario, and Prince Mush chuckle)
Koops: Wait. What's so funny? I don't get it.
Daisy: What are like gonna show me a tree or something?
(Dry Bones, Luigi, Shy Guy, Wario, and Prince Mush all chuckle again)
Koops: I don't get it. What's so funny? (Feels left out)
Janette: They just want to act all immature. All of you grow up. Daisy, you're gonna help us pitch the tent.
Daisy: Okay? I guess.
(Luigi, Shy Guy, and Wario all leave to get some wood for the campfire)
(The camera fades out to show Boo getting food for his team)
Boo: Man, it has been an hour and I haven't found anything. My team is gonna eliminate me if I come back with nothing.
(Boo looks around as he notices Bowser directly across from him)
Boo: Hmm, I guess my team could feast on Bowser… what am I thinking? (A squirrel appears and it scares Boo as he backs away from it)
Bowser: Okay, all I've found are berries that's not very helpful. (A skunk appears and scares Bowser as he backs away)
(Boo and Bowser clash into each other and both jump)
Bowser: Dude, you scared me.
Boo: For once, I am scary. Thanks bro.
Bowser: Are you looking for food too?
Boo: Yeah, I haven't found anything. (Looks up in a tree) Wait I think I see a nest up there.
Bowser: So? Who cares about a stupid nest?
Boo: Bowser, do you know what's in a nest?
Bowser: I dunno, a cheeseburger?
Boo: Are you an idiot? Eggs. Do you know what eggs are for?
Bowser: For baby birds to be born?
Boo: No for fooodd.
Bowser: Wait. Isn't that like an abortion on the bird's behalf? Because I'm highly against abortions and-
Boo: No. Why would it be an- never mind I gotta climb this tree to get those eggs.
(Bowser pushes Boo down and starts climbing the tree as he reaches the top and finds Toadette tied up in the nest surrounded by angry birds)
Toadette:(Whispering) Help me.
Bowser: Oh hey Toadette. How's it going?
Toadette: Help me…
Bowser: How? (Notices two braches apart with a rubber band in between them. The design looks like a slingshot) Hmm… I got an idea. (Grabs one of the angry birds and puts it on the slingshot. Pulls the slingshot back and sends the bird flying then it's out of sight) This is fun! (Bowser continues shooting birds off the sling shot while Toadette gets impatient)
Toadette: Stop hurting the poor birds. They didn't do anything to you.
Bowser: But those mofos kidnapped you. (Shoots the last bird from the slingshot) All done. Oh, eggs. (Grabs a bunch of eggs and stuffs them in his pockets. Then unties Toadette)
Toadette: What are you doing with those eggs? You're not gonna eat them are you?
Bowser: The team needs food.
Toadette: But those are baby birds! I'm not letting you. (Tries to grab the eggs as Bowser pulls her off and they both fall off the tree and hit every branch on the way down)
Bowser: You see what you do? (Bowser pulls a bunch of yolk out of his pocket) I'm gonna go grab some berries. (Goes to a random bush and grabs a bunch of berries) These look yummy. (Tries to eat the berries as Toadette knocks the berries out of his hand)
Toadette: Stop. Those are poisonous.
Bowser: What are you, the berry expert?
Boo: I guess I'll go for those berries Bowser just dropped. I'm starving.
Toadette: I took an agriculture class, and we spent a whole unit learning about berries. The color of that berry is not known in nature. They could make you very sick or something. Or even kill you!
Bowser: These delicious looking berries won't kill me, so shut up or I just may eat you!
(Toadette and Bowser continue bickering as Boo sneaks up to them and steals their berries)
Boo: Thank goodness I have food. (Eats a berry as he immediately turns green and he throws up)
Toadette:(Still bickering with Bowser while not noticing Boo eating the poisonous berry) You think because you're all big and mighty that you know everything, well listen here mister. Eat the berries. Die. Then you'll finally realize that I was right.
Bowser:(Still bickering with Toadette while not noticing Boo choking) Well you think you know everything, just because you get honor roll that you're all smart, but you're not smart enough to realize Prince Mush likes you. (An angry bird falls from the sky and hits Boo, which rolls him into a tree that falls on top of him)
Boo: Someone help me.
Bowser:(Still bickering with Toadette) Well, we still need food to bring our team. Otherwise we'll all end up eating you.
Toadette: For the last time, I'm not edible!
Bowser: Everything is edible to me!
Boo: Someone, please help me. (throws up) Ugh… (Crawls from under the tree) Screw this. (Coughs) I'm going back to my campsite.
(The camera fades out to show the Poison Mushrooms struggling to put up the tent)
Yoshi:(Changes his translator to a ghetto voice) I can't do this. This looks like a teepee. (The tent falls apart) I give up. Forget this stupid tent. I do not need this, my man has two jobs. (Everyone looks at Yoshi in confusion)
Rosalina: I have no clue how to start a fire. I have superior knowledge, yet I can't start a small campfire. I'm ashamed of myself.
(Waluigi is rubbing two twigs together swiftly but it doesn't work, so Waluigi gives up)
Waluigi: This is all an epic fail. We're all a bunch of losers.
Mario: I wish I had a some spicy soup a right now. Hopefully Boo found a fireflower to a cook. I mean for Peach to cook, because I can't cook.
Peach: What do I look like? Tayce T?
Goombella: I have to pee.
Bow: Then go pee.
Goombella: Where?
Bow: Anywhere. It's a survival challenge.
Goombella: That's totally like disgusting. Like who does that?
Mona: Just go to the bathroom.
Goombella: Fine. (Walks off in the woods to go to the bathroom as she screams) AHHHHHHHHH!
Waluigi: What now?
Goombella:(Talking about Boo) There's this fat green ugly thing in front of me. It's so creepy. Someone kill it!
Boo: Goombrella, nor, it's mre Broo.
Goombella: It even sounds creepy. (Headbonks Boo repeatedly until Pauline walks over and pulls Goombella off of Boo)
Pauline: I think this hideous creature is Boo.
Bow: Baby, what happened to you?
Bootler: Baby? Why are you calling him baby? Lady Bow are you dating him?
Bow: Bootler shut up! He's hurt, someone help him.
(Pauline and Bow grab Boo and lay him down)
Boo: Why… isn't… the… tent up?
Peach: We don't know how to put it up.
Mona: Basically we're all idiots. Do you know how to put a tent up?
Boo: Yeah… I… was… a wilderness scout… when I was younger… I know all about this stuff. I couldn't find you guys… some food though.
Mario: Can you please a put this tent up. I fix pipes, not tents.
Pauline:(To Mario) Have you ever thought of shaving off that caterpillar above your mouth?
Mario: No. I like a my stache. I've had it since a I was a in second grade.
Pauline: But you would look way cuter without it. Let me shave it off.
Mario: No. This is my mustache.
Peach: Let her shave it off. I wanna see what you look like without the mustache. She's probably right, you would look way cuter.
Mona: Boo. Can you pitch the dang tent?
Boo: Yeah. (Struggles to get up as he pitches the tent in under five seconds) Done. (Coughs) Now, let me start the fire. (Starts the fire in two seconds as everyone cheers) This stuff is easy.
Mona: Boo, you just proved your worthiness to the team, but I'm still hungry.
Boo: I'm too- (Coughs) sick to go out there. Can't you all eat each other?
Bow: Wait a second. I have Bootler. (Rings boo bell even though Bootler is standing right behind her, and he looks annoyed) Bootler, can you go get us something to eat?
Bootler: I'm not allowed to help you in any challenges, remember?
Bow: Bootler. DK isn't gonna know about it. Come on. Go get us all some food.
Bootler: Lady Bow, it isn't smart for me to-
Bow: JUST GO DO IT YOU POOR EXCUSE FOR A BUTLER!
(The camera pans over the rest of the team's faces which all look terrified of Bow)
Bootler: Uh, yes Madame. (Disappears)
(The camera fades out to show the Fat Fireflowers sitting around a campfire with the tent up)
Birdo: Everything is going perfectly. We got this challenge in the bag. All we need to do now is wait for Bowser to come back.
Daisy: Birdo, we have a problem.
Birdo: What?
Daisy: I just felt a rain drop.
Birdo: No you didn't. It's just your sweat that's all.
Daisy: But look at the clouds. (Points to gray ominous looking clouds which clearly show that it's about to rain)
Birdo: Nonsense, it's perfectly sunny out. (It starts to pour down raining as loud thunder is heard) Everyone in the tent.
Shy Guy: Wait let me smoke real quick.
Birdo: You can't smoke in the rain.
Shy Guy: Wanna bet?
Birdo: You all are so annoying.
(The camera fades out to show Toadette and Bowser wandering the woods in the rain)
Toadette: Can we please find shelter? It's raining, and it's about to get dark out soon.
Bowser: Yeah. I forgot where our campsite is.
Toadette: I've never even seen our campsite. (Crosses her arms)
Bowser: There's a cave right over there, let's go. (Grabs Toadette and runs in the cave)
Toadette: Put me down you psycho!
Bowser: I didn't want you to run.
(Toadette notices a bear behind Bowser)
Toadette: That's a- a- bear! (Toadette runs away into the woods as the bear chases her)
Bowser: Hurry back!
(The camera fades out to show Bootler reaching the main lodge to sneak Bow some food)
Bootler: This will only take a second. (Opens the fridge as Zess T walks up behind him)
Zess T: Now what in the world are you doing in my fridge?
Bootler: Getting some food…
Zess T: Is the food for that spoiled brat? Let her starve. Let her know what it's like to be hungry for once. That girl needs to learn how the world is.
Bootler: I know. I know. She'll be mad if I don't come back.
Zess T: I'll cover for you when they all get back. Now come with me, DK has this killer hot tub you got to try out, and all the ice cream you could ever imagine.
Bootler: Sounds great. I haven't relaxed since- I was in high school.
Zess T: Then you need to get one of those magical massages too then. They're amazing too, don't worry. All the massagers are sexy El Salvadorian women.(Winks which makes Bootler think she's lesbian)
Bootler: Okay, but I'm still worried about Bow. What if something bad happens to her while I'm not there. It would all be my fault.
Zess T: Relax. Take it easy. Nothing bad will happen to the spoiled brat.
Bootler: Oh, okay then, let's go.
(Both of them leave the main lodge to head to DK's crib)
(The camera fades out to show the Poison Mushrooms all sitting in their tent while it's raining)
Mona: Okay, Bow, that was cruel. You sent your poor old butler out to get us food while it's raining heavily.
Peach: I'm doubtful that he's even gonna come back. I'm dieting so I don't need to eat that much anyway.
Rosalina: Oh no. (Grabs Peach's hands) You're very insecure about your weight. You're skinnier than me.
Peach: Are you saying I'm too skinny. Someone, go get me some Doritos now. Now!
Rosalina: Peach, you need to accept yourself for who you are.
Peach: Ugh. I know. Ever since I got braces I feel as if everybody's eyes are on me, and they all are just pointing out my every flaw.
Mario: But, you're a flawless.
Peach: I wish…
Rosalina: Peach, nobody's perfect. There's no use in striving for something that doesn't exist. You're beautiful, but you need to see that.
Peach: Aw, thanks Rosalina. (Grinds her teeth because she isn't used to giving compliments) You're beautiful too.
(The camera fades out to show Peach in the confessional)
Peach:(Referring to Rosalina) The [beep]ing girl is [beep]ing crazy. But she's really nice I guess, she kinda scares me sometimes.
(The camera fades out to return to the last scene)
Rosalina: I think I'm about to go outside to meditate.
Yoshi: But magical water is falling from the sky.
Goombella: Yeah, it's like totally raining.
Rosalina: I actually like the rain, it's peaceful.
Mona: But what if a bear comes and eats you while you're out there?
Rosalina: I'll take my chances. (Steps out of the tent)
Waluigi: A few of us should stay out there so we can make sure nothing bad happens to her.
Pauline: And risk getting wet? Look at my shoes, yeah, not in this lifetime.
Boo: I'm feeling so sick right now.
Bow: Oh shut up. You'll be fine.
Boo: Dang girl.
(The camera fades out to show all of the Fat Fireflowers, excluding Bowser and Toadette, sitting in their tent looking bored as ever)
Wario: Can we play a game or something?
Prince Mush: Yeah I wanna play a game too. Let's play duck duck goose!
Shy Guy: Yeah man. That sounds so so so so so so soooo fun right now. Let's do it, whoo!
Janette: That's the most childish game, and you want us all to just randomly play it. Can't we all just be mature. (Pauses for second) Ugh. There's literally nothing else to do. Can we just play one quick game?
Wario: Yay. Everyone, sit in a circle. I'll start us off. (Everyone in the tent, yes, even Birdo, sits down in a circle to play. Wario starts tapping their heads while saying, "Duck")
Prince Mush: I wonder if Toadette's okay…
(The camera pans outside to show Toadette still running from the bear as she reaches the campsite)
Toadette: Oh. I made it. Wait, is this the Poison Mushrooms' campsite or my team's?
(The camera pans back inside the tent)
Prince Mush: You-you guys I just heard something outside.
Koops: It isn't a ghost is it?
Wario: So you're thinking Boo, Bootler, or Bow is out there?
Koops: They're all not real ghosts. They're all Boo's.
Prince Mush: Can you take this seriously? I heard something.
Daisy: It's probably Bowser, or Toadette.
Prince Mush: We should go out there and help them.
(They all hear a bear growl outside)
Luigi: Dats dead. I ain't going out there with no bear. I could get killed or something. Dats the last thing I need right now.
Daisy: Yeah, it's too dangerous.
Prince Mush: Toadette could be hurt. I don't care if there's a bear. (Gets out of the tent)
Dry Bones: That dude just made the stupidest decision of his life.
Wario: So, can we go back to our game now?
Shy Guy: Aww yeah, I was goose right?
(The camera pans outside to Toadette backing away from the bear as Prince Mush runs outside)
Toadette: Nice bear. Please don't hurt me. I paid extra money to save the polar version of you guys. So, take that in consideration before you tear my face open.
Prince Mush: Stay away from her. (Throws a large rock at the bear, which made it very angry as it turned around.) Oh crap.
Toadette: Prince Mush, you saved me.
(The bear rips up the team's tent and storms off angrily)
Birdo: WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?
Shy Guy: Whoa girl, chill out. Inhale some of this weed.
Birdo: I refuse to inhale any of that stupid weed.
Toadette: Sorry. That bear was chasing me and I didn't know where to go.
Birdo: It isn't your fault the bear ripped up the tent. It's his! (Points to Prince Mush)
Prince Mush: Me? What did I do?
Birdo: I told you not to go out there, And what do you do? You go out there. You should've let the bear maul Toadette.
Toadette: Hey!
Janette: Can we all just take a chill pill.
Koops: Hey guys, don't you think it's weird that Bowser hasn't returned yet? I'm starving, I think I'm going to die.
Birdo: Yeah, I want some turtle soup. (Looks at Koops evilly)
Wario: Well, you know what? I want Birdo stew. (Looks at Birdo evilly)
Luigi: What is this supposed to accomplish?
Toadette: Oh yeah. Bowser is in a cave he and I went into before the bear chased me here. He must still be there.
(The camera fades out to Bowser in the cave)
Bowser: Man, I hope Toadette is okay. This is all my fault, I'm all alone because I was too afraid to fight off that bear…I really hope-
(The camera fades out to show Bowser in the confessional)
Bowser: Me and Toadette were bickering since I found her in that nest. It's weird though because me Toadette are actually good friends. She better be okay, I don't want to worry. She should be okay though, right? RIGHT?
(The camera fades out to show the Poison Mushrooms all laying down in the tent while Rosalina crawls in)
Rosalina: Now I'm soaked.
Mona: We warned you that it was raining.
Waluigi: Why couldn't you meditate in here again?
Rosalina: It's too crowded. I'm kind of claustrophobic, I can't concentrate when people are breathing down my neck. (Looks over at Yoshi who is breathing down her neck)
Boo: Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!
Rosalina: Uh, guys, why's the tent leaking? (Points to a huge hole in the middle of the tent that's dripping)
Mario: Boo, can you a fix that?
Boo: No, get out of my face. (rolls over and coughs)
Mario: I guess I can a fix it. (Pokes the tent as it all rips up and falls apart)
Boo:(Wakes up and his ugly green skin tone transforms to red) What did you do?
Mario: I was trying to fix it.
Boo: Now we have nowhere to sleep. What are we gonna do.
Bow: We could try to build a shelter.
Mona: No. That's a terrible idea. Anyone else got something? (Cricket noises are heard) Fine. We're going with Bow's horrific plan. Let's start building another shelter because Mario eradicated ours.
(Everyone on the team gathers a bunch of objects to build a shelter)
Goombella: This will like take forever to build.
Boo: Relax. It doesn't have to be anything complex. It just has to be able to keep us dry, like a ghetto tent made of leaves or something.
Peach: I have a feeling we're going to lose again.
Waluigi: It's not like the other team is doing better.
(The camera fades out to show The Fat Fireflowers, excluding Bowser, all sitting under a thick branch from a tree and they all look very bored)
Shy Guy: We mind as well pull an all nighter.
Daisy: Yeah, there's really no point in going to sleep this late.
Wario: I'm really bored. Can we at least do something?
Janette: We're not playing duck duck goose again!
Birdo: Well the sun will probably rise in about four hours, We need something that can burn at least an hour.
Wario: Why don't we play Monopoly?
Birdo: We don't have Monopoly on us right now.
Wario: Yeah we do. (Pulls monopoly from behind him) It was in that coffin with all that other stuff.
Janette: I'm being the car!
Dry Bones: No. I'm being the car. You're a girl, so you should be the iron.
Birdo: That is so sexist. Besides, I'm being the car because I-
Shy Guy: What are you all talking about? I'm being the car.
Koops: Why do they include the thimble in here? Who wants to be a thimble?
Prince Mush: I'll be the dog! Called it.
Luigi: I guess I'll be the man on the horse.
Toadette: I'll be the money bag because the cute little dog is taken. (Shoots an evil glare at Prince Mush)
Birdo: Anyway, how are we gonna settle who gets the car?
Wario: Arm-wrestle for it.
Dry Bones: No, that's not fair on my behalf. I'm bones for crying out loud.
Daisy: Why don't you all just roll the dice to decide who gets it. Goodness gracious.
Wario: Wait. Who's the banker?
Koops: I'll be the banker.
Prince Mush: What makes you think you'll be the banker?
Dry Bones: It's gonna be a long night…
(The camera fades out to show the Poison Mushrooms after they built a crummy fort made of twigs, leaves, and pieces of their tent)
Mario: I guess this will do…
Goombella: It's like so ugly though.
Mona: It's not supposed to be pretty. If anyone, we should blame Mario for ruining the tent.
Mario: Boo wouldn't fix the leak.
Boo: I was really tired. I had a long day as it is.
Mona: Long day? You didn't even find us any food. I'm so starving I'm literally about to eat Yoshi right now.
Yoshi: Why me? I don't think I would taste that good. (Starts nibbling on his hand)
Goombella: I feel like I've been in these woods for like ever. I can't wait like until this challenge is like over with.
Rosalina: Me too.
Bow: I wonder what happened to Bootler. I hope he's alright.
Mona: Since when do you care about Bootler.
Bow: Since he doesn't bring me the stuff I want.
Peach: Well I'm going to sleep.
Mario: I can't sleep because I'm too hungry.
Goombella: Me either. I feel like I'm going to like die here because of this.
(The camera fades out to show the Fat Fireflowers again, playing monopoly. Apparently, Koops is the banker. Birdo is the car. Prince Mush just landed on boardwalk and is attempting to buy it)
Daisy: Wait. He can't buy it on this turn.
Prince Mush: Yes I can. What are you talking about?
Birdo: Yeah, none of the rest of us bought anything. You're not supposed to buy property until the second time around the board.
Luigi: No you're not.
Birdo: Do you want to start an argument?
Wario: I don't think he should be able to buy it.
Prince Mush: Where are the friggin' rules. (Koops pulls the rules out as Prince Mush reads them) HA! I was right.
Birdo: Hey wait. It says if someone lands on a space and doesn't buy it the land must be auctioned off. Who the hell does that? These rules are phony. We're going by our rules and I say you can't buy it on you're first time around.
Prince Mush: But the rules say-
Birdo: I don't care what the hell those rules say.
Prince Mush: Well, I don't care what you say.
Birdo: Oh. You did not just go there!
Toadette:(Turns around and notices Shy Guy smoking weed) Now I understand why you smoke.
Shy Guy: Yeah, so I can actually finish a game of monopoly. (Blows smoke out of his mouth)
(The camera fades out to fast forward in time for two hours into the game, Dry Bones, Daisy, Koops, and Janette all went bankrupt and now are just enjoying the arguments during the game.)
Wario: I'd like to buy some hotels for my yellow property.
Prince Mush: You can't do that until it's your turn.
Wario: Who said that?
Toadette: That's a known rule. Nobody needs to say anything.
Wario: Well I'm buying some dang hotels.
Luigi: Wait. You don't even have four houses on your properties. You only have three on each, so you can't do that.
Wario: Well, I'm doing it. Koops give me three hotels.
Birdo: Sure as hell you better not give him those hotels!
Wario: Koops. Give. Me. The. Hotels.
Luigi: You better not give him them hotels.
Toadette: Just give him the hotels! Have mercy!
Prince Mush: No. Calm down, girl. Sheesh.
Koops: I quit being the banker! You all are crazy! (Runs away from them into the rain and hides behind a rock in his shell.)
Prince Mush, Birdo, and Toadette:(At the same damn time)Banker, called it.
Birdo: I said it first!
Shy Guy: I should've brought more weed with me…
(The camera fades out to show the Poison Mushrooms and it's now morning)
Peach: Oh look it's morning. I couldn't sleep last night.
Yoshi: Me either. I had a nightmare that a giant teddy bear terrorized the city and I was the only one who could save humanity, but instead I just went to Taco Smell to get a taco.
Peach: Wow Yoshi… that's really interesting.
Goombella: Ugh. What time is it? I like fell asleep and like lost track of like time. Did we like lose the challenge.
Peach: Wake everyone up! We're gonna lose!
(The camera fades out to show Bowser who just woke up in the cave)
Bowser: I'm coming team! I'm not trying to lose for you guys! (Starts running out of the woods)
(The camera fades out to show The rest of the Fat Fireflowers that just finished their game of Monopoly)
Birdo: I won it all, baby!
Prince Mush: Yeah, only because me and Toadette quit.
Koops: Now let's hurry back!
(Everyone grabs random things as they all rush back to the fire pit)
DK:(Standing near the fire pit) Hmm… no one's here yet. Looks like two people might be going home this challenge.
(The Fat Fireflowers all reach there, excluding Bowser)
Janette: We made it! Whoo!
DK: Where's Bowser?
Wario: He- uh, we don't know.
DK: That is not a good sign. (The camera pans over to a sign that says 'Bad' on it)
(The Poison Mushrooms reach the fire pit)
Mona: Oh no! We lost, again! I'm so sick of losing! Four times in a freaking row. This is pathetic.
DK: Not so fast Poison Mushrooms, the Fat Fireflowers are missing Bowser and you all are here, so you all finally win a challenge.
(Everyone on the Poison Mushrooms cheer)
Bowser:(Breathing heavily) I'm here… whoo… that was a workout. So, did we win?
DK: No… since you weren't here with your team. Poison Mushrooms, you guys win an all expense paid trip to the tuck shop!
(Everyone on the Poison Mushrooms cheer once again)
DK: As for the Fireflowers, one of you are getting the boot tonight.
(Everyone on the Fat Fireflowers angrily look at Bowser)
Bowser: It wasn't my fault…
(Camera fades out to show a bunch of Fat Fireflowers discussing who to vote off)
Birdo: I have no choice, but to vote off Bowser.
Dry Bones: But Bowser is useful to our team. We all make mistakes, I say Toadette should get the boot.
Toadette: What did I do? You guys didn't come back to save me. Particularly, Birdo!
Birdo: I won Monopoly.
Luigi: You act like that awarded you immunity.
Prince Mush: Considering some of us quit.
Shy Guy: Actually Prince Mush is the reason we lost our tent.
Dry Bones: But Prince Mush is useful too.
Birdo: I'm not voting off Toadette. She was the first player to jump off that cliff, she's smart, kind, and caring. She's useful. You just want all the girls off this team because you're sexist.
Dry Bones: If I'm so 'sexist' why did I try to get everyone to boot off Koops in the first episode.
Birdo: Sure, sure. Koops is just like a girl in many ways! You're still sexist. We might all vote you off.
Dry Bones: You all wouldn't vote me off…
(Camera fades out to show Dry Bones in the confessional)
Dry Bones: I'm voting off Bowser just in case all the girls try to gang up on me to boot me off for no apparent reason…(Looks nervous)
(Camera fades out to show team Fat Fireflowers sitting around the bonfire)
DK: Only ten mushrooms are on this plate. One of you will not get one of these mushrooms and must walk the dock of shame, board the boat of losers, and disappear. And they can't come back. Ever. The following campers are safe, Wario. (Throws a mushroom to Wario as he happily catches it) Birdo, Koops, and Daisy are safe. (Throws a mushroom to Birdo as she grabs it and evilly stares at Dry Bones. Koops and Daisy both happily catch their mushrooms) Prince Mush, Luigi, and Janette are all safe. (Throws mushrooms to the three of them as they all catch them) Toadette, I didn't forget about you. You're safe also. (Throws a mushroom to Toadette as she happily catches and eats it) Bowser, Dry Bones, this is the final mushroom of the night. The person who does not receive this mushroom must immediately walk the dock of shame, board the boat of losers, and leave. You can't come back. Ever. (Looks back and forth at Dry Bones and Bowser to add suspense as Zess T walks by and plays suspenseful music in the background) And… the final… mushroom of the night (Looks around for Rosalina just incase she may spoil this moment somehow) goes to…Dry Bones, (Throws the final mushroom to Dry Bones)
Bowser: Aw, it's cool though. I'm leaving with my head held high.
Toadette: Aw, I'm gonna miss you Bowser. (Hugs him)
Bowser: I'll miss you all. It's truly unfortunate that I didn't get to kidnap Peach. Good bye everyone. (Walks down the dock of shame while everyone waves)
Birdo: I might actually miss him.
Bowser: Good bye Mario Total Drama! (Boards the boat of losers as it slowly drifts away)
Daisy: Ugh. I bet the other team is partying it up.
Luigi: Now I know what it's like to lose again.
Janette: At least Bowser happily left. He didn't go on a rampage or something, that would have been terrible.
Dry Bones: Hey, Birdo. I'm sorry if my sexist comments offended you.
Birdo: You just don't wanna get kicked off.
Dry Bones: Yeah. I really don't.
Birdo: Well I forgive you… for now.
(The camera fades out)
End of episode seven.
Bowser's audition
(Bowser's audition starts off with him sitting in his room wearing a fake wizard's hat and some cloak.)
Bowser: Bahahaha I'm Bowser, the future king koopa. I'm great and awesome as you can see. I can even do magic tricks. (Tries to pull out a deck of cards but he accidentally drops all of the cards on the floor)
(Bowser's mom knocks on the door)
Bowser's mom: Bowser, I said dinner is ready. Why don't you listen to your own mother? You're not wearing that stinky cloak again, are you?
Bowser: But mawm!
Bowser's mom: Not buts. Come down for dinner now! And you better not be wearing that dumb hat or cloak.
Bowser:(Whispering to his cloak) I must take you off for now, but I'll be back. Don't worry.
(Bowser shuts the camera off)
Author's notes: Seventh episode finished.
-Okay, as you could probably see in the first chapter, I'm rewriting this in story format to replace the script format. Unfortunately that means I'll have to rewrite all the other chapters which will cut into the time I'll have to write new chapters. If you want to see what the story format is like just look at my first chapter which I replaced. Story format takes me a lot longer to write so my updates will definitely slow down :/ I'm apologizing ahead of time.
-Please review and tell me what you think of this chapter, characters, etc.
-Thanks for reading so far. Feel free to look forward to read everything in story format when I finish that!
-One more question I want you all to answer, do Goombella and Yoshi really seem like they're gonna be a couple? XD I wasn't actually intending that.
