Disclaimer: I don't own anything… So uh, yeah. Nintendo owns the characters.
The OC Azia belongs to rene10 :D
Mario Total Drama Island
Episode Three
Capture the Freeze Tag
Donkey Kong is standing on the dock of shame as usual. He begins the recap, "Last time on Mario Total Drama Island, the campers had their survival skills put to the test when they spent an entire night in the woods. Bowser, played a hardcore version of angry birds then stayed the night in an empty cave. The Poison Mushrooms couldn't do anything without Boo, who basically set everything up until Mario caused the tent to rip up. The Fat Fireflowers used their time wisely and played a game of monopoly while in the woods. Many arguments broke out during the game. In the end, it was the Fat Fireflowers who lost the challenge, and Bowser left with his head held high. Will a relationship form this episode? Will one of the campers go completely insane? Will Toadette start an uprising against me? Find out now, on the most dramatic campfire ceremony ever, on Mario Total Drama Island."
The opening sequence begins
Birdo is doing push ups out front of the Fireflower cabin. Janette, Daisy, and Toadette are sitting on the steps watching her because they have nothing better to do.
"Ugh… two-hundred eighty-four… two-hundred eighty-five… come on Birdo push to three hundred." Birdo says as she continues doing push ups.
"It's pretty sad, that I can't even do one pushup…" Janette tells Toadette and Daisy as they both laugh.
"But, push ups are easy, I can do like ten." Daisy admits.
Birdo stands up and stretches. "I just did three hundred. Someone beat that." She says with a laugh.
Koops, Shy Guy, and Wario all walk out of the cabin and see the four girls sitting outside. Shy Guy has a blunt in his mouth.
"What's up gals! Isn't it just an amazing morning? The birds are chirping, the grass is grassing, the trees are treeing." Koops says happily.
"Hey Koops, what's with the happy mood today?" Toadette asks with a smile.
"I was thinking last night, and I'm so glad I wasn't the first one eliminated. I mean, I never would have had these experiences. Seeing that I made it farther than Bowser of all people really boosted my confidence." Koops says as Janette shoots him an evil look.
"Yeah and my sister had to be the one eliminated instead of you!" Janette says as she crosses her arms.
"Calm down. You three should have realized that you were going to be separated at some point in the competition. I think it was a good thing that Janice and Janelle were the first two eliminated, now you should have no distractions." Wario says to Janette.
Janette rolls her eyes and looks away, "Whatever."
"So, what do you guys think today's challenge will be?" Daisy says trying to change the topic to get rid of the awkward tension.
Shy Guy pulls the blunt out of his mouth. "Probably something impossible, that could kill us."
Prince Mush, Luigi, and Dry Bones walk outside to the rest of the team. They all three sit on the stairs.
"What chu all talking bout?" Luigi asks Daisy.
"What today's challenge might be." Daisy replies.
"I'm content with anything as long as I don't have to play monopoly with you freaks again." Prince Mush says following with a laugh.
"Yeah, I felt sorry for Koops, since he was the banker." Dry Bones states. "I would've went off."
"I was about to flip the board about eight times. I was getting frustrated." Koops admits with a laugh.
"It doesn't matter, I won." Birdo brags.
"Yeah, because some of us quit." Prince Mush says.
"Let it go. It was just a game." Toadette tells Prince Mush.
"Not to Birdo." Wario adds.
Peach, Bow, Pauline, and Rosalina are all in the communal bathroom. Peach is trying to do her makeup, but she can barely see through the dirty mirror.
"I swear, this mirror is so dirty." Peach says while she's putting on eyeliner.
Bow rings her Boo Bell loudly. "Bootler. Can you clean the mirror for me?" Bow says because she can't see to do her makeup
"Just deal with the dirty mirror. Why do you need to bring your butler into this? " Peach says to Bow calmly.
"I don't like dirty mirrors." Bow says as she struggles to see her reflection.
"You're such spoiled brat." Pauline says to Bow while she tries to put on some eye shadow.
"Oh. I'm a spoiled brat? You're a wannabe. " Bow says angrily as Bootler peaks through the door, but doesn't go inside.
"What did you just call me?" Pauline questions her.
"You're not deaf!" Bow shouts as Bootler pulls out some popcorn in the background and starts eating it while watching everything.
"You better realize who you're talking to because I am not playing games. I don't have time to deal with girls like you!" Pauline says.
"Pauline, you're annoying and only care about yourself. I hope Rosalina knows that since she joined this 'alliance' of yours." Peach shouts joining in on the argument that's going on.
"Leave me out of this!" Rosalina cries as she runs out of the bathroom and trips over Bootler's popcorn bucket. She still manages to crawl out of the room in fear.
"You guys are just upset because I know how to play the game. Face it, I'm gonna be the winner." Pauline says with an evil grin.
"Nobody even likes you." Peach says as Pauline slaps her across her right cheek. "Oh, you did not just do that." Peach slaps Pauline back.
They both continuously slap each other until Bow stops them, "Wait! Wait!" Pauline and Peach look at Bow. "I wanna join in on this." Bow slaps Pauline along with Peach. Bootler is cheering on Peach in the background.
They all three begin slapping each other and screaming. Pauline begins pulling Peach's hair as she begins screaming. Bow tackles Pauline then Peach jumps on her and tries to attack her. Bow bites Pauline, while she is digging her nails into Peach's arm. Zess T arrives and breaks up the fight.
"Boooo! I wanna see more!" Bootler shouts as he leaves the communal washroom.
"I don't know what is going on between you guys, but you better get yourselves together because I'm not afraid to throw you all out of the competition right now! Don't play with me!" Zess T shouts loudly which scares all three of them.
"We're sorry." Peach says as she looks down.
"Don't speak for me." Pauline adds.
"Do you want to start another fight?" Peach asks as she gets ready to slap Pauline some more.
Zess T slaps her head in frustration.
The rest of the Poison Mushrooms are sitting outside of their cabin and Rosalina sits down with them. They all group up in front of Rosalina for the details.
"What the heck happened in there?" Mona asked.
"The room was full of negative energy." Rosalina says. "Peach, Bow, and Pauline started arguing, then there was slapping, and then there was biting, then hair pulling…"
"Such violence. Couldn't they just talk it out?" Waluigi says.
"That's what caused the fight, genius." Mona adds as she rolls her eyes. "Pauline should've kept her mouth shut. I bet she started that fight!"
"What are you talking about? Pauline is sweet!" Yoshi says.
"Sure whatever you say…" Mona laughs.
"I still want some tacos." Yoshi says randomly.
"Oddly enough, I want some tacos too. Do you like think we could like get Zess T to make us like some tacos tonight?" Goombella asks.
"Not unless we're Zip Toad…" Mona says.
"I'm sure if we could get on Zess T's 'good side' she might make us better food. It's worth a shot." Goombella states with a smile.
"I doubt Zess T even has a good side." Mona says.
"Everyone has a good side." Says Boo.
"But only Zip Toad got special treatment." Mona argues.
"I'm gonna find a way to get on her good side." Goombella says as she stands up and walks away.
"Now a I want a some tacos." Mario says as he rubs his stomach.
Goombella walks up to Zess T, "Hey Zess T! How are you doing on this bright sunny day?"
Zess T turns around and angrily glares at Goombella. "Look. Don't talk to me, so please get out of my face."
"Well excuse me for trying to get to know the chef." Goombella says as she flips her ponytail and walks away.
Zess T mumbles under her breath, "Lousy teenagers."
"What'd she say?" Yoshi asks Goombella.
"Like she told me to like get out of her face. That's like so mean to like say to someone. I mean she could've just ignored me like a normal civilized being…" Goombella rambles on about Zess T.
"I told you she doesn't have a good side!" Mona states.
"Challenge time! I hope you all are ready for this one, today's challenges are going to be fun!" Donkey Kong shouts in the intercom.
"Too bad DK's idea of 'fun' is seeing us get tortured. Like what's so fun about that?" Goombella states.
Daisy walks by with Luigi and she overhears what Goombella just said. "Maybe he actually does have something fun in store for us." Daisy says with excitement.
"I highly doubt it, this is DK we're talking about." Boo says with a frown.
All the campers are now standing on a vast open place on the island that's surrounded by sand. There's no water present, so this isn't part of the beach. The place seems dry like a desert. Around this wide open area there are a few trees with small patches of grass and soil near them.
"Today's challenge will be a fun one. Most of the games we're playing you may remember from your childhood. That is… if you had a childhood." Donkey Kong says as he stares awkwardly at Rosalina which causes everyone else to awkwardly stare at her.
"What? I had a happy childhood…" Rosalina says as she looks left and right at everyone staring at her.
"Sure you did." Donkey Kong says with a laugh. "Anyway, today's challenge is a three-part challenge. We're playing fun games that you may or may not remember from your childhood." Donkey Kong awkwardly stares at Rosalina again. "The three games you're all playing are, freeze tag, capture the flag, and of course my personal favorite, bubble brawl."
"I've never heard of bubble brawl in my life." Peach says which causes all the campers to discuss that they haven't heard about it either.
"Well, that's just the tie-breaker challenge. Two players of each team will be put in a bubble and have thirty seconds to knock their competitors out. Really easy if you ask me." Donkey Kong explains.
"So, what's a the first game we're playing?" Mario asks in excitement.
"Freeze tag! That's why we're on this wide open field. The rules are simple, one person from each team will get these freeze rays and will try to freeze all the other players on the other team. You can also freeze the other person who's it on the other team. The other players must try not to get frozen but you guys get these rays." Donkey Kong pulls out an orange ray. "This will melt anyone that got frozen during the game. These will be useful because this a thirty minute game."
"Wait. Freeze rays? That is not how I used to play freeze tag." Peach states which causes everyone to talk again.
"Wait. Is this even safe? I mean being frozen for thirty minutes? Can't that give you hypothermia or something?" Shy Guy asks.
Donkey Kong just laughs. "Relax. We had one of interns check it out and she's totally fine. Oh look here she comes now." He points to an angry dark blue girl with frost in her hair and a blanket around her waddling over to Donkey Kong.
"D-D-D-D-Donkey K-Kong y-y-y-you are s-s-s-so d-d-d-dead!" The intern says while she shivers.
"Azia. You're perfectly fine. Stop worrying the campers." Donkey Kong says as the intern, Azia, obviously looks ticked off.
"Y-y-y-you l-l-l-l-left m-m-m-me frozen! You were g-g-g-g-gonna let me d-d-d-d-die. W-w-w-when I get my h-h-hands on you!" Azia yells.
"R-R-R-REMIX!" Koops shouts as everyone stares at him for a second.
"Azia, you shouldn't be out here. You should be in a nice warm environment where you can thaw off." Donkey Kong states.
"Y-y-y-yeah y-y-y-you're right." Azia says as she shivers and wraps the blanket around her arms.
"Yep…" Donkey Kong states as he looks at Azia again. "ZESS T GO LOCK THIS INTERN IN THE FREEZER!"
"W-w-w-wait!" Azia says as Zess T grabs her and takes her away to the freezer.
All the campers stare at Donkey Kong in fear.
"What?" Donkey Kong asks. "She was annoying me. Anyways, the freezers are gonna be Prince Mush," Prince Mush walks up and grabs his freeze ray. "and Yoshi." Yoshi jumps up and gets his freeze ray.
Yoshi changes the voice on his translator to a think foreign accent. "Say hello to my little friend." He says as he pretends to shoot the freeze ray at Toadette which causes her to hide behind Koops.
"Yeah, sure, let me get frozen first!" Koops complains with a slight laugh.
"Beware. These freeze rays shoot within a fifty feet distance. Try not to hit your own teammates." Donkey Kong says.
"This is awesome." Prince Mush says as he looks at his freeze ray.
"The rest of you, come up and grab your melt rays." Donkey Kong says while the rest of the campers walk up and get their melt rays. "Okay, the first team to freeze the entire other team, including the freezer wins. Or the team with more people unfrozen wins after the thirty minutes are up."
"What's the point of this game?" Peach asks while she looks at her melt ray.
Donkey Kong ignores Peach and says, "Ready? Set? Go!" as he shoots a gun in the sky so all the campers begin running.
"Which way a are you a running?" Mario asks Peach which slows her down and makes her roll her eyes.
"Anyway that you are not." Peach answers.
"Ignorant much?" Mario says.
Prince Mush jumps out of the bushes and immediately freezes Peach which makes Mario cowardly run away without even attempting to thaw out Peach.
"No, not a me a next." Mario shouts while he runs away.
"Well I don't feel like chasing him…" Prince Mush says while he looks around. "Who's the next victim that's about to get frozen?"
Waluigi and Rosalina are near a small patch of grass in the midst of all the sand. Waluigi is picking flowers for Rosalina, who's sitting right near him, which is causing her to blush.
"Flowers for muh lady." Waluigi says as he hands Rosalina the flowers which she sniffs and then smiles.
"Aw, you're really sweet." Rosalina states. She kisses Waluigi's cheek and looks at the flowers some more.
In Confessional
Waluigi - "I love that Rosalina is not afraid to stand out. She's beautiful, intelligent, and real. I really hope she likes me because I never really had a girlfriend like her, or a girlfriend at all. Man, I really hope she likes me the way I like her. It's crazy how much I like this girl. /Looks up at the ceiling for a second as if he's daydreaming about Rosalina/ So, um, yeah. I'd seriously fight for this girl. And that says a lot considering I'm a pacifist."
Prince Mush tries to sneak up to Waluigi and Rosalina, but they both turn around and easily notice him.
"Say your last words punks." Prince Mush says as he aims the freeze ray at Rosalina and then shoots it.
"No you're not hitting my Rosie Posie!" Waluigi shouts dramatically as he jumps in front of Rosalina and gets frozen instead of her.
"Rosie Posie? Aw, a sweet little nickname." Rosalina says as she looks at Waluigi who is now frozen.
Prince Mush aims the freeze ray at Rosalina. "Time to die!"
"Nobody freezes my Weegie Gigi?" Rosalina says while she questions the nickname for a second. Then she tackles Prince Mush causing him to scream.
"Not the face. Not the face." Prince Mush shouts as Rosalina begins punching him in the face. "Ouch. Mommy… Jolene… somebody help me!"
Yoshi is spinning around singing like a complete imbecile. Pauline angrily walks up to him.
"What the hell are you doing? You're supposed to be freezing the people on the other team." Pauline yells at Yoshi.
Yoshi changes the voice on his translator to a strong female voice. He sings, "And -IIIIIII will always hate youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-uuuuuu."
"Will you focus? " Pauline says as she slaps Yoshi across his cheek.
"Ow. That hurt." Yoshi says as he rubs his cheek.
"You know what, just give me the freeze ray. You obviously can't handle it." Pauline says as she attempts to grab the freeze ray, but Yoshi doesn't let go.
"No DK assigned me as 'it' not you!" Yoshi states as he continues pulling the freeze ray away from Pauline.
"Oh just give it to me you fat big nosed turtle looking dinosaur thing!" Pauline shouts as she tries to grab the freeze ray.
Both of them struggle to get the freeze ray. Then they accidentally shoot the freeze ray seven times in different directions.
"You see what you do?" Pauline says to Yoshi as she notices they just shot the freeze ray in all different directions.
Toadette tries run by them but the first one froze her.
"A person from the other team. A cute one at that." Yoshi states as he points at Toadette.
Goombella thaws Peach. Peach runs away in happiness as the second one freezes her… again.
"Now someone from our team you imbecile!" Pauline yells as she tries to grab the freeze ray again.
The third one freezes a blue bird that was flying right above them as it plummets towards the ground at them. The fourth one freezes Boo. The fifth ray freezes Bootler who was trying to get Bow a snack. The sixth ray freezes Birdo who just thawed out Toadette. The seventh ray freezes Toadette… again.
"Okay, you've had your fun now give it to me!" Pauline says as she holds her hand out expecting Yoshi to listen.
"No." Yoshi states, so Pauline tries to grab the freeze ray but Yoshi manages to turn the freeze ray around and make it face her.
"You better not!" Pauline says as she struggles to get the freeze ray to face another direction.
Yoshi changes the voice on his translator back to the thick accent. "Hasta lavista baby!" He says as he shoots Pauline and freezes her. He snatches the freeze ray and runs away just incase Pauline's anger melts her quickly.
In Confessional
Yoshi - "Okay, maybe freezing Pauline wasn't the smartest decision. But, she deserved it in a way… /pulls out the freeze ray/ This is my freeze ray! /looks around/ I wonder if I can freeze the toilet water while it's in the middle of flushing. That'll look awesome. /flushes the toilet as the green and brown toilet water explodes all over him/ Uhh… well… this is embarrassing."
Rosalina is on top of Prince Mush while holding his arm back. He's crying and struggling to move but he can't because Rosalina is too strong. Rosalina just laughs at his pain as she moves his arm further back.
"You give up? You had enough pain?" Rosalina asks the wrestler in fury.
"NEVER!" Prince Mush shouts.
Rosalina tugs Prince Mush's arm which makes him cry. "Are you sure? I mean I'm not afraid to break your arm."
"Uncle, Uncle! Tap out, tap out!" Prince Mush cries as he taps Rosalina's back twice hoping she would get off him.
"Okay." Rosalina says as she lets go of his arm and stands up. "Now get the hell out of here."
Prince Mush runs away crying.
Donkey Kong just saw everything that just happened. "That was just- just- woww. Twenty three minutes left!"
"Okay, I should probably shoot some- ooohh, is that a butterfly?" Yoshi says as he starts skipping off to follow the butterfly. "Come here my precious!"
"This is too easy. Yoshi isn't even trying to shoot us. Nothing can go wrong." Daisy says to Luigi.
"We should probably thaw out Toadette and Birdo…" Luigi states.
"Nah, their facial expressions are funny." Daisy replies with a slight giggle. "I wanna ride a pony right now- no a horse- no wait, a pony."
"Aren't horses and ponies the same thing?" Luigi asks.
"How dare you say such a thing!" Daisy says in shock.
"Will you two focus? That deranged green guy with a mutated nose could bust out of nowhere and try to freeze us. We should keep our guard up." Wario says as he looks around for Yoshi in fear.
"For what? Yoshi has the attention span of that dog off of the movie Down." Luigi says as Daisy nods.
"I love that movie, but the beginning when the woman lost her husband was really sad. I also hated that little fat mexican girl scout who would never leave the dang woman alone. I mean give her space, she just lost her husband for goodness sake." Daisy adds which makes Wario slap his forehead.
"Apparently you guys have short attention spans too… shouldn't we thaw out Toadette and Birdo?" Wario asks.
"Why? We're gonna win regardless." Daisy states.
Yoshi jumps out of nearby bushes which causes the three of them to jump and Daisy screams loudly.
"Come back you dumb butterfly. Don't make me freeze you." Yoshi says as he runs right passed Daisy, Wario, and Luigi. "That's it! I'm shooting this freeze ray!" He shoots the freeze ray attempting to freeze the butterfly, but he freezes Janette instead.
"So Luigi, um, when do you plan on making us, uh, you know, official?" Daisy asks nervously.
"We ain't official? Now dats gotta change." Luigi says as he pulls Daisy closer to him which causes her to blush for a second.
"Good. I just don't want things moving too fast or too slow, or too medium, or too mediumly slow, or too mediumly fast, or too fastly slow with a hint of medium, or too slowly-" Luigi shuts Daisy up by kissing her passionately.
"Aww. That's adorable." Wario says as he wipes away a tear from his left eye. "I really felt the love."
"We'll go at whatever pace you think is right. That's all there is to it." Luigi says to Daisy as they both smile at each other. Wario is clapping for them in the background.
"Great." Daisy says. She takes a deep breath. "This is perfect."
In Confessional
Daisy - "Luigi finally made us official. This is so awesome. We can run this show together, we could be like the power couple or something. We need a celebrity name I guess Luaisy…no… no…that doesn't sound right. How about Duigi? No, that sounds horrible. I got it. Lazy. Oh wait."
Shy Guy and Goombella are chatting while walking across the area not knowing where they are going.
"This game is too boring. I need some excitement of some sort. I need to get high soon. Otherwise I'll go crazy or something." Shy Guy says.
"It's like good to go like crazy sometimes." Goombella responds with a smile.
"You wouldn't understand my kind of crazy." Shy Guy laughs.
"Well, it can't like be that bad." Goombella says.
"Trust me it is. I'm worse than Daisy was when she first arrived and asked all those annoying questions." Shy Guy states as he notices Prince Mush running up to him in the distance.
"Oh. Like that's like really crazy!" Goombella giggles as Prince Mush freezes her with his freeze ray.
"Thanks, Shy Guy." Prince Mush slaps Shy Guy's back.
"Um, you're welcome? I didn't really do anything?" Shy Guy looks at Prince Mush in confusion.
"Whatever. I froze the Goomba girl!" Prince Mush says as he starts dancing. Shy Guy looks at him for a second and then starts awkwardly dancing with him. The wrestler stops and looks at the masked stoner. "Go thaw out Toadette!"
"Ugh. Fine." Shy Guy says as he walks away to thaw out Toadette while Prince Mush continues dancing.
Mona looks around and notices Yoshi in the distance. She walks up to him and notices he's just slacking off and not freezing anyone.
"Yoshi! We only have ten minutes left. Go out there and freeze people." Mona hisses as she storms over to where Yoshi is.
"Oh." Yoshi says as he aims the freeze ray at Mona. "I understand what you're saying now"
"No wait- Not on-" Mona says as Yoshi freezes her.
"Time to go freeze everyone else! Whoo!" Yoshi shouts as he happily skips away from Mona.
Bow looks annoyed that Bootler got frozen because she's hungry and her snack got frozen along with Bootler.
"Ugh, why did my snack have to freeze with Bootler. I'm just thawing out my chips, I don't have time for anything else." Bow states. She manages to thaw out her chips, but she leaves Bootler frozen. The sassy ghost opens her bag of Salt and Vinegar chips and makes an ugly face while she eats them. "Ugh why did I ask for these? Ehh they have a good aftertaste…" She eats another chip and makes the ugly face again.
Yoshi walks up to Bow with a wide grin on his face. Bow notices him and continues eating her chips.
"Hello Bow." Yoshi says in a deep voice.
"Oh hey Yoshi. What's up? You want some chips?" Bow says as she holds out her bag of Salt and Vinegar chips.
"Muahahahaha." Yoshi shouts as he shoots Bow with a freeze ray. "There are more to freeze. Muahahahaha."
Luigi and Daisy are sitting together in the sand.
"So, Daisy. What do you want to do?" Luigi asks Daisy.
"I dunno, what do you wanna do?" Daisy replies.
"Let's go thaw out Toadette and Birdo before it's too late." Luigi says as he stands up and then helps Daisy stand up.
"Oh. It's too late." Yoshi says while standing behind them. They both gasp and glance at him for a second. They try to run but Yoshi instantly freezes them with one blast from his freeze ray. "Muahahahaha. I'm unstoppable."
Rosalina walks up to Waluigi who's still frozen and she is attempting to thaw him out as Yoshi walks up behind her.
"Stupid wrestler dude freezing Waluigi." Rosalina says as she turns around for a second and notices Yoshi. "Oh. It's just you. I felt negative energy creeping up on me."
Yoshi freezes Rosalina without saying a word.
"Dude, you know Rosalina is on your team right?" Shy Guy asks Yoshi.
"You must go down too! " Yoshi shouts as he laughs. He shoots the freeze ray at Shy Guy and runs away. "I smell garlic!"
Yoshi runs to where Wario is, in the middle of the area. Wario didn't have anywhere to run. Yoshi skips up to him.
"Ahh! Yoshi, have mercy." Wario cries as Yoshi freezes him.
"Yoshi doesn't have mercy!" Yoshi says as he attempts to flip the freeze ray but he accidentally drops it.
Mario is sitting on a rock relaxing. Prince Mush encounters him which makes Mario jump.
"Mamma Mia. Don't a shoot a me!" Mario begs.
Prince Mush shrug. "Well, when you put it like that…" The wrestler laughs and then shoots Mario with the freeze ray.
Yoshi peaks behind a tree and notices Koops hiding in his shell.
"This game is called freeze tag, not freeze hide and seek." Yoshi states as Koops pops his head out of his shell.
"DK, uh, never said I couldn't- " Koops says as he instantly starts running away from Yoshi before finishing his sentence.
"Get back here victim!" Yoshi yells as he chases after Koops.
"Please. I'm just a koopa!" Koops yells to Yoshi while running away.
"Yoshi must freeze everyone!" Yoshi shouts as he freezes Koops.
Dry Bones just witnessed Yoshi freezing Koops.
"Ugh. Looks like it's up to me. Let's see if I can thaw everyone out before Yoshi gets here…" Dry Bones says as he accidentally walks into Yoshi.
Yoshi changes the voice on his translator to one that sounds like a cowboy. "It's too late for that. Time for an old school freezing."
Dry Bones attempts to run away. Yoshi immediately shoots and it only freezes Dry Bones' legs.
"Now you can't move." Yoshi laughs.
"You do know I can just thaw out my legs right? Or better yet break them off and crawl away." Dry Bones states.
"Fair enough." Yoshi says as he freezes the rest of Dry Bones before saying anything else. "And then there was one cowboy left in the rodeo or something like that. I don't really watch cowboy movies like that. They're all the same."
"Oh really? Well, this cowboy is about to take you down." Prince Mush says to Yoshi in a fake cowboy accent while chewing on a piece of grain.
"This town ain't big enough for the two of us." Yoshi says as he tugs the collar of the shirt he's wearing. "I wish I had a cowboy hat on…"
"Bring it on, Yoshi, bring it on! You don't want none of this. Bring it!" Prince Mush says with the cowboy accent.
"Oh. It's already brought on." Yoshi shouts.
Yoshi immediately shoots his freeze ray. Prince Mush attempts to dodge it matrix style, but a his back cracks and he fails terribly and gets frozen.
"…With twenty seven seconds to spare, the Poison Mushrooms win the first challenge! Now it's time for our second game. Follow me! Oh wait… you're all frozen, but Yoshi. Zess T, if Azia is not frozen, go make her thaw out the interns!" Zess T nods and walks back to the freezer. Yoshi stares at Donkey Kong like he's evil. "What?"
All the campers are thawed out and are now standing around Donkey Kong between two small identical forts.
Koops looks around in confusion. "Wow, I thought this would be more… extreme."
Donkey Kong grins. "You haven't seen anything yet. Okay, both forts are equal in defense so it doesn't matter which one you choose. There are five stations in this challenge two players from each team will handle one of the stages. Anyway, the rules are simple. The first team to capture the other team's flag and return it to their fort wins, the first team to trap all the other team's players in their fort, or the first team to destroy the other team's fort wins. You can steal flags or players from the other team. One of the station's jobs are to set up booby traps. This is vital because you guys can't always guard the flag."
"What exactly are these stations?" Peach asks.
"Defense, which are three stations that stay at the fort. One of them sets up booby traps. Another one will shoot the two cannons at the other team's fort. The other station will try to deflect the cannons using their quick wits. One station will be offense, they'll try to retrieve the flag or opponents. The last station are the captains. They can do offense, defense, or anything. If one of the people on the offense gets trapped in the fort, it's the captain's job to retrieve them."
"Dang man. Why are there so many rules?" Boo complains.
"It's okay honey, as long as we're in the same station." Bow says as she grabs Boo's hand and smiles at him.
Donkey Kong looks annoyed. "Okay, go to your forts. And remember it literally doesn't matter at all which fort you pick."
"What if one of the forts is better and Donkey Kong just isn't telling us!" Birdo shouts.
"Easy conspiracy theorist. I'm sure they're fine." Dry Bones responds.
The Fat Fireflowers all run to the east fort while the Poison Mushrooms go to the west fort.
"Okay decide your stations now!" Donkey Kong says with a speaker.
The Fat Fireflowers are all discussing the stations.
"Alright what are the pairings?" Toadette asks.
"Me and Birdo for the offense!" Janette shouts gleefully as she gives a thumbs up to Prince Mush to signal him to pair up with Toadette.
"What?" Birdo asks because her and Janette aren't really friends.
"Come on Birdo. It could be fun!" Janette says with a big smile.
"Ehh…it's fine since I'm offense…" Birdo adds as she crosses her arms.
Prince Mush walks over to Toadette. "Hey Toade-
"Okay great. Koops, you wanna be my partner? We'll both be the captains of this fort." Toadette asks Koops without even noticing Prince Mush.
"Cool, I guess. Let's destroy the other team!" Koops replies.
Prince Mush grabs his chest as if Toadette just ripped out his heart. "Oh. The pain. THE PAIINN! "
"Relax dude, I'll be your partner." Dry Bones assures.
"I feel broken." Prince Mush says with a frown.
"Somehow that offends me." Dry Bones says as he breaks off one of his fingers.
"Oh sorry man, I forgot you're bones." Prince Mush replies.
Dry Bones laughs. "It's fine. I love being broken!"
"Garlic guy and weed guy unite?" Wario asks Shy Guy.
"Yes! " Shy Guy answers as they both pound their fists together as id they're superheroes.
"Shy Guy, Wario, can we trust you two to work the cannons?" Toadette asks as they both nod.
"We won't let you down chief. We'll fulfill all our duties. Hehe duties… hehehehe… duties!" Shy Guy answers. Toadette slaps her forehead.
"Ooohh! Me and Luigi will set up booby traps. Hehe it has the word 'booby' in it. Isn't that funny Luigi?" Daisy announces which makes Toadette slap her forehead again.
"Yeah." Luigi replies with a smile.
"Are you sure you trust Daisy and Luigi to be paired up together?" Koops whispers to Toadette.
"They have no one else to partner up with. Besides they paired up in the haunted mansion challenge and they did just fine." Toadette whispers back.
"Oh, okay. Just checking." Koops nods.
"Wait. I have a question." Dry Bones says.
"Yes?" Koops asks.
"How the heck are we supposed to deflect the cannons?" Dry Bones asks thinking about how that's physically impossible.
"I don't know, throw a bomb, build a wall, do whatever. Just protect our fort the best way you can!" Toadette replies.
"Okay. Don't expect a lot from us though." Dry Bones says as he walks out of the fort along with a sad Prince Mush.
"You know what, bud, I think we may just have this challenge in the bag. Everything is going smoothly." Toadette says to Koops.
"Yeah." The shy little koopa replies.
The Poison Mushrooms are all discussing the stations.
"Team captain!" Pauline shouts as the team walk in the small fort.
"Oh yeah? Well, I'm being the other captain! I don't care how much you annoy me. I'm not letting you take the leadership role of this team which is obviously mine." Peach says because she doesn't trust Pauline.
"I don't care. I'm clearly the better leader though." Pauline snaps back.
"You know what? Just learn to shut your mouth every once in a while. Nobody even likes you." Peach counters.
"Space girl, you wanna be paired up with Waluigi. Am I correct?" Pauline says trying to prove to Peach how much she knows about the team.
"Yes of course." Rosalina says.
"Are there any objections?" Peach asks just incase Rosalina would want to be paired up with someone more attractive.
"This is not a wedding you idiot." Pauline roars.
"Can you guys just get along? We can all resolve conflict if we just-" Waluigi says as Peach rudely cuts him off.
"Shut up hippie! What the heck does Rosalina see in you?" Peach hisses.
"Don't talk to him like that. He's just trying to get you two to get along. Both of you are bursting with negative energies. I feel it right through your dried up souls." Rosalina shouts at Pauline and Peach.
"Girl, you be trippin'. How much weed did Shy Guy give you? " Mona says with a slight laugh.
"Winner girl, who do you want your partner to be?" Peach asks Mona.
"Hmm." Mona says as she looks around at everyone. "I guess the valley girl."
"Ohmigosh. I was like totally gonna pick you to be like my partner. That is like totally creepy." Goombella states.
"Just stop saying like so much." Mona says under her breath.
"Do I like say like a lot? I totally had like no idea." Goombella says as she flips her ponytail.
"Ugh. It's like a disease and it's like spreading onto me. Someone help me before I like turn into one of them." Mona says as she flips her hair.
"Mario, who do you want your partner to be?" Pauline asks.
"Well… all of the pretty a girls a are all a taken." Mario states as Bow repeatedly slaps him with a fan. "I pick Yoshi!"
"Oh snap." Yoshi says as he snaps.
"Yeah, we're offense. Yoshi is the fastest on our team so he's the most useful. Let's just hope the other team don't send over that hot toad girl." Mario explains.
"Yoshi gonna steal that flag. Come on you ashy buttocks, let's get this party started." Yoshi says.
"And Boo and Bow are obviously the last pair. So who wants to shoot the cannons?" Peach asks.
"Ooohh! Me and Waluigi!" Rosalina shouts.
"Okay, the two freaks of nature are shooting the cannons, Boo and Bow since you two are ghosts you guys should deflect the cannons, and that means Mona and Goombella you two just need to set up booby traps." Peach declares.
"Sounds simple enough. We better win!" Mona yells to Peach and Pauline.
"Oh we will. My plans never fail." Pauline says.
"The haunted mansion, the talent show, and your horrible plan for building the hot tub? Yeah, sure they never fail." Peach rolls her eyes.
"Trust me. They NEVER fail." Pauline says grinning evilly.
"Whatever you say, failure." Peach says under her breath.
"Everyone get in position. The game starts in three… two… one… go! " Donkey Kong shouts in the speaker.
Birdo and Janette run out of their fort as fast as they can.
"Come on! Run faster!" Birdo screams at Janette.
"Don't scream at me!" Janette yells.
They both continue running as Janette accidentally trips over a small branch and Birdo slaps her forehead.
"You're truly pathetic." Birdo says as she helps Janette up.
"I'm a kinda lazy. Can I just a jump a on your back and let you ride a me over there so I can a steal the flag?" Mario asks Yoshi.
"Seems legit. Hop on!" Yoshi replies.
Mario jumps on Yoshi's back as Yoshi runs over to the Fireflowers' fort at full speed as they pass Birdo and Janette.
"We've covered more distance! We can crush them!" Birdo shouts.
"But Yoshi is way faster than us." Janette replies under her breath as they continue running to the other fort.
Shy Guy and Wario are on top of the fort with two large cannons. "Wario, my good man, it's time to fire!" Shy Guy asks.
"Whoo! Let's do this." Wario runs up to a cannon.
Wario and Shy Guy begin shooting their cannons at the other fort. It knocks down part of the top of it which crumbles down.
"That was awesome!" Shy Guy screams.
"Yeah!" Wario shouts as he high-fives Shy Guy.
Pauline and Peach just noticed that the other team all ready knocked down part of the top of their fort where Rosalina and Waluigi are.
"Oh no! Our fort is already falling apart!" Pauline hollers with worry.
"Boo and Bow! Do something now!" Peach commands.
"What are we supposed to do?" Boo asks in fear as another cannonball hit's the same part of the roof again.
"Deflect those stupid cannons!" Peach barks.
"Come on, Boo. Let's go figure something out before we lose the challenge this early in the game." Bow utters.
"We need to hurry!" Boo says as another cannonball hits the fort again. "We need a plan now!"
Waluigi and Rosalina are at the cannons and notice that the roof is falling apart and both don't know what to do.
"I can't do this. Attacking their fort for no reason." Waluigi looks down.
"Come on. It's not like anyone would get hurt from this. It's just a game." Rosalina reassured.
"I just feel like it's going against my moral code." Waluigi says. "I'm a pacifist, it just doesn't feel right."
"Relax. This isn't going against your protest for world peace. Which I think is totally… hot. Can you please do this, for me?" Rosalina asks.
Waluigi looks up and smiles at Rosalina. "Let's start shooting the cannons then." Rosalina and he walk up to the cannons.
"Yeah." Rosalina shouts as she aims her cannon and shoots it, but misses their opponent's fort badly "Well that was embarrassing…"
"Aim a little lower next time." Waluigi says as he aims his cannon and shoots it. It his the middle of the Fat Fireflowers' fort.
"Wow. You're really good at this." Rosalina says.
Mona and Goombella are setting up booby traps all over their fort. Goombella convinced Mona to put her hair in a ponytail.
"Wow, girl, you're really good at setting up traps." Mona comments.
"I like grew up watching Home Alone! Of course I'm good at like setting up traps. " Goombella informs.
"Well, it's good that you're useful right now." Mona says.
"I know." Goombella says as she flips her blonde ponytail back.
"Those hair flips are so annoying…" Mona says.
"You know they're awesome!" Goombella flips her ponytail back once more.
"Let's set up more snares near the front entrance. We have enough around the flag right now." Mona simply replies.
"Okay."
Birdo and Janette reach the fort and get inside easily. Birdo looks around and notices there are traps all over the ground.
"Crap. There are booby traps all over the ground." Birdo points out.
"I have an idea!" Janette states as she throws one of her shoes off at a snare which sets it off. " Okay now I'm just gonna go grab my shoe." She walks over to grab her show but gets herself caught in a snare.
"There's some sort of pattern with this booby traps. I think I can get around them." Birdo says as she looks at the ground.
Birdo jumps like a ballerina over to Janette and quickly unties her. "I didn't know you did ballet." Janette remarks.
"Shut up. Let's just keep going." Birdo says as she pushes Janette into another snare. "Janette, you're becoming really useful!"
"Uh, thanks? Now can you get me down?" Janette asks Birdo.
"Yeah." Birdo responds. She unties the rope from Janette's foot and catches her before she slams on the ground. "So are we going after their players?"
"I think we should steal some players first." Janette whispers. "Right now there are too many traps around the flag."
"Okay." Birdo replies with a shrug.
Mona notices Goombella putting a shovel up as Mona walks up to her.
"What did you use that shovel for?" Mona questions Goombella.
"There were like mines underneath this fort for some reason. They'll make sure no one get's our flag! I like set them on! I mean like if someone like steps anywhere near the flag they'll be blown away." Goombella explains.
"You idiot! These mines, where are they, underneath the fort? Right near the flag or what?" Mona asks.
"Uh, like they're like all around. I mean like we should like watch our step because if we like detonate one, we like detonate them all." Goombella answers.
"Let's try to shut off these mines before someone detonates them and blows up our fort!" Mona instructs.
"Mines? What are you two talking about?" Birdo asks carefully listening in on their conversation.
"Nothing." Mona answers. Birdo runs up to both of them and grabs them. "Put me down you muscular man looking freak!"
"I don't like being like carried!" Goombella complains.
"Wait, Birdo wait untie me!" Janette says while being stuck in another snare as she notices Birdo running right passed her. "Ugh."
"Into the dungeon you two go." Birdo says. She pushes Mona and Goombella into a small dungeon that is part of the fort.
"Why didn't you grab the flag? " Toadette asks Birdo.
"There were too many traps around it. I thought I'd get these two out of the way first. " Birdo replies.
Koops looks around. "Where's Janette?"
"Crap. I left her in the fort." Birdo slaps her forehead. She turns and notices Daisy and Luigi making out and not setting up booby traps like they're supposed to. "Um, guys, SET UP SOME TRAPS!"
Daisy and Luigi stop making out and look at Birdo. "Sorry, yo, girl can't keep her lips off me. Come on Daisy, let's go set some traps. It'll be easy." Luigi says.
"One more kiss." Daisy pulls Luigi closer to him.
"Fine." Luigi replies as they begin making out again. Birdo walks over to them in rage and pushes them apart. "Aye girl, don't touch me."
"You two better set some traps-" Birdo stops speaking when she notices Mario and Yoshi grabbing their flag. "Oh no! They got our flag someone stop them. Wait, I know how we can win! Toadette, you can run fast, right?"
"I guess?" Toadette answers.
"There are mines that can be detonated under the other team's fort. Mona and Goombella were talking about it. Set those mines off and we'll win this." Birdo instructs.
Toadette nods. "Koops! You're coming with me! Grab those bow and arrows, I have an idea! Birdo stop Mario and Yoshi, to save me some time!"
"I'm scared." Koops says.
Toadette picks up Koops and runs as fast as she can over to the other fort. Birdo tackles Mario and Yoshi and tries to snatch the flag. They continue fighting as Shy Guy walks into the fort.
"Where are the captains?" He asks while looking around.
Wario walks into the fort behind him.
"What is going on? Is he trying to steal the flag?" Wario asks.
"That's the point of the game genius." Mario states.
Mario pulls the flag out of Birdo's grip and runs away. The angry muscular girl grabs Yoshi and throws him into the dungeon with Mona and Goombella.
"What's up Yoshi?" Mona asks Yoshi.
"Oh, you know, the usual." Yoshi responds. "My horoscope was talking about how I will get very lucky today but I asked my magic eight ball if this was true and it said no. Why would my horoscope lie?"
Mona and Goombella just awkwardly stare at Yoshi for a few seconds.
"I'm gonna like die of boredom in here." Mona says as she takes out her phone and begins texting.
"I wonder what it's like to have fingers." Goombella ponders out loud.
Toadette and Koops reach the fort. Toadette looks around for a second as she notices Janette.
"Okay now what are we supposed to do?" Koops asks Toadette. They walk over to Janette.
"Can you guys help me? All the blood is rushing to my head, I feel like I'm going to pass out." Janette states.
Toadette snaps her fingers. "I have a plan."
"What's the plan?" Koops asks as Toadette whispers quietly in Koops' ear leaving Janette in suspense. "That's insane! But it just might work!"
Toadette pulls out the bow and arrows and aims it in Janette's direction.
"Don't kill me!" Janette pleads.
"Man, I hope she know what she is doing…" Koops says referring to Toadette.
"I'm not gonna kill you!" Toadette reassured.
Toadette shoots the arrow at the rope which causes Janette to fall hard on the ground. The pink capped Toad girl grabs Koops and runs out of the fort as fast as she can, leaving Janette behind.
"Please let this work!" Toadette prays.
"What if this didn't work- " Koops says. Suddenly a huge explosion occurs that sends him and Toadette flying back. The explosion destroys the fort and sends Janette, Rosalina, Waluigi, Pauline, Peach, Bow, and Boo flying in the sky.
Mario reaches the remains of the destroyed fort. "I got the flag- " He shouts as he looks around. "Well this is a awkward. Where is everyone?"
"And the Fat Fireflowers win the second challenge thanks to Birdo, Toadette, and Koops's brilliant strategy." Donkey Kong announces which makes everyone on the Fat Fireflowers cheer as Janette lands right in Dry Bones' arms.
"Well then." Dry Bones says with a smile.
"Sorry I had to blow you up, Nett…" Toadette apologizes.
"Oh it's fine. It would've been a bit better if you guys warned me!" Janette says as she jumps out of Dry Bones' arms.
"I salute you captains!" Shy Guy says as he holds his right hand on his forehead along with Wario.
"I salute them too!" Wario states.
"So, do you guys know what time is it?" Donkey Kong asks into his speaker.
"Adventure time?" Boo shouts back.
"No, it's bubble brawl time."
All the campers are standing near a giant blue bubble. Donkey Kong walks up to the bubble which is about tens times bigger than him.
"Okay, the four people going in the bubble are, Daisy, Shy Guy, Yoshi, and Goombella." Donkey Kong announces.
"Wait. That isn't fair on my behalf! I'm a Goomba!" The valley girl states while Donkey Kong picks her up and places her inside the bubble.
"Too bad." Donkey Kong replies. Daisy, Yoshi, and Shy Guy all crawl inside the bubble and angrily look at each other and then at Donkey Kong. "Are you all ready?"
"No this is not fair!" Goombella hollers.
"Life isn't fair. You all should know the rules. Knock the other player out. The last player standing wins for their team. In three… two… one… go!" Donkey Kong says while shooting a nerf gun in the air.
Shy Guy easily knocks Goombella out of the bubble right when the game starts.
"Wow, that was really easy." Shy Guy says as he does a little dance while swimming inside the bubble.
"If I get eliminated for this." Goombella says as she looks down.
"Don't worry, if we lose, I have someone in mind on who should go home, and it isn't you." Pauline tells Goombella as she evilly glares at Yoshi.
"Oh thank goodness." Goombella replies because Pauline doesn't know that she set the mines.
"Come on Yoshi, come over here and fight me like a man." Shy Guy says as he holds up fists.
"Oh, you are going down!" Yoshi roars as he swims over to the masked stoner.
Yoshi and Shy Guy continue hitting each other back and forth while Daisy just waves at Luigi.
"Daisy, if you work together with Shy Guy, you guys can knock out Yoshi and win. Stop waving at Luigi!" Wario says.
Daisy blows a kiss to Luigi. "What did you say Wario?" Daisy asks. Yoshi knocks Shy Guy out of the bubble right near her. "Yikes."
"Never mind, you lost your shot." Wario says as he slaps his forehead.
"Ow, that really hurt. Yoshi is a freaking psychopath." Shy Guy says he pulls out some weed to make a blunt.
In Confessional
Daisy - "Oh, I just love Luigi. He's so cool and manly. I can go on and on about the good qualities he has. He's just so perfect. He can help me with my very short attention span, which is what I need. I hope he doesn't think I'm weird or something… am I weird? What exactly is weird? What exactly is normal? Since everyone is different, wouldn't that make everyone weird. All this thinking is making me want some French fries. Man, I wish there was a McToads on the island. I'd get a large fry, sweet tea, two double cheese burgers, a parfait with extra granola, and chicken nuggets. I love their chicken nuggets… what part of the chicken is the nugget?"
Yoshi slowly swims over Daisy as Zess T begins playing the theme of the movie Jaws.
"Daisy, punch him! Punch him, swim away, do something!" Wario demands.
Daisy continues blowing kisses to Luigi. Yoshi knocks Daisy out of the bubble and dances around because he won.
"Ow. What was that for?" Daisy asks.
"…And the winners are the Fat Fireflowers!" Donkey Kong announces as all the campers look confused. Everyone on the Fat Fireflowers begin to cheer for a second.
"What? Yoshi knocked out all the competitors! That's not fair!" Peach yells.
"Just kidding, and the Poison Mushrooms win!" Donkey Kong declares with a laugh.
All the campers on the Poison Mushrooms cheer.
"Did we win anything for winning the challenge?" Boo asks in high hopes.
"Nope. Nothing but immunity." Donkey Kong says.
"We should go celebrate, for me leading my team to victory." Peach states.
"No, I lead the team to victory." Pauline counters.
"You're highly mistaken, because you didn't do anything. You were useless this whole challenge." Peach hisses back.
"No, you were the useless one." Pauline snaps.
"Can we stop all of this arguing? I mean c'mon, we won! Now we can party it up… again! Let's go!" Mona states with a smile. Pauline and Peach both smile and shrug.
"Fat Fireflowers, one of you are getting cut from the competition tonight. So, decide who's leaving." Donkey Kong says while he walks away.
In Confessional
Wario - "Daisy totally screwed us up. But it's not all her fault, it's her and Luigi. One of them has got to go. They weren't helpful at all in any of these challenges today. But then again I remember what happened when we split those annoying sisters up. We all need to discuss what to do as a team!"
Shy Guy - /lights his blunt/
Prince Mush - "Yeah Daisy and Luigi, one of them have to go. They're nothing but a huge barrier to the team right now."
Dry Bones, Toadette, Janette, Birdo, Shy Guy, and Prince Mush are all discussing who they should vote off in the back of the cabin where Rosalina is meditating in the background.
"Luigi has got to go. My girl Daisy can't even concentrate." Birdo says.
"Luigi is not the one that wasted the last challenge and caused us to lose, it was obviously Daisy and her short attention span." Shy Guy informs.
"Yeah." Prince Mush agrees.
"I'm voting off Luigi. Daisy could be useful in the long run." Janette states.
"Luigi's tough. I think he'd be more useful." Dry bones says as Birdo gives him an evil glare. "Don't give me that look. You and I both know that Daisy screwed up big time in the challenge today."
"Well I'm still voting off Luigi." Birdo states.
"Well I'm still voting off Daisy!" Dry Bones snaps.
"Yeah, Daisy deserves to go." Prince Mush adds.
"Luigi is distracting Daisy! He's never been useful to our team!" Janette hisses while Birdo and Toadette nod in agreement.
"Oh please, you barely been useful to our team." Shy Guy states.
"I've been very useful thank you very much." Janette replies.
"I think Luigi should go only because Daisy can probably handle being without Luigi when-" Toadette says, but Shy Guy rudely cuts her off.
"Have you seen the way she was blowing kisses at him? She'll die without him, at least have her die off of the island!" Shy Guy says.
"That's really ignorant." Janette tells Shy Guy.
"Ignorant means unaware and my previous statement doesn't go with that. The word you should have said was rude." Shy Guy informs Janette.
"Oh, shut up! Don't try to act smart." Janette hisses as she gets up and walks away to go find a dictionary.
In Confessional
Prince Mush - "Buh bye Daisy. It was nice meeting you, now it is time for you to go! My man Luigi can't go tonight!"
Wario - "I don't know if I should vote off Daisy or Luigi. One of them has to go, but I don't know which one I want to vote for…"
All the Fat Fireflowers are sitting on tree stumps around the bonfire while Donkey Kong is standing in front of them again. He's holding a plate with nine mushrooms on it. "Only nine mushrooms are on this plate. These mushrooms represent which campers will still remain as campers. The person who doesn't get a mushroom is getting kicked off and they cannot come back. Ever. The following campers are safe, Toadette." Donkey Kong announces.
Toadette runs up and grabs her mushroom.
"Koops, Shy Guy."
Koops and Shy Guy walk up and each claim their mushrooms.
"Janette, Birdo."
Birdo and Janette run up and get their mushrooms.
"Wario, Dry Bones."
Wario and Dry Bones step up and claim their mushrooms.
"Daisy, Luigi, it's down to you."
"But we're supposed to be the power couple this season! We have to be the power couple!" Daisy says as she looks down.
"Yeah, we can't be torn apart." Luigi states as he grabs Daisy's hand.
"The last mushroom… of the night… goes to…" Donkey Kong rubs his chin and glares at both of them to add suspense. looks at them to add even more suspense as he picks up the mushroom and looks at it.
"…Luigi"
"No… not Daisy!" Luigi cries.
"I've been eliminated. Aw, I thought everyone liked me. I even thought I had fans. I guess I was wrong, terribly wrong." Daisy says with a frown.
Toadette, Koops, and Janette all hug Daisy before she leaves.
"I'm gonna miss you Daisy." Koops says. "I didn't even vote you off!"
"I'll miss you guys." Daisy says with a frown. She grabs her luggage and steps on the dock of shame and turns to Luigi. "Luigi, kiss good bye?"
"Fine." He closes his eyes and leans in to kiss Daisy, but Zess T grabs her and throws her on the boat of losers.
"No, I didn't get my good-bye kiss." Daisy says with a frown as Luigi runs down the dock to get the kiss.
"Bye Daisy!" Luigi says as he reaches the edge.
"Luigi… I…I… " Daisy says as the boat starts drifting away. "I love you!"
"I love you too!" Luigi shouts back as he touches his heart. He never genuinely loved someone before. He looks down at how stupid he was for not focusing more on the challenges and letting Daisy get distracted. Toadette walks next to him with a slight smile trying to cheer him up.
"It'll be okay, at she loves you and long distance relationships are so romantic. Now, come on, let's go play some video games." Toadette reassured Luigi which makes him smile slightly.
"Yeah, that'll help get my mind off of these things." Luigi says as he drags himself away from the dock of shame.
Bootler is still in the vast open area where freeze tag was held. He's dark blue like Azia was and he's shivering.
Uh-uh-um, y-y-y-you guys. C-c-can I g-g-get some h-h-h-help? You guys? " Bootler says as the camera fades out.
End of episode eight.
Daisy's Audition
Daisy's audition starts off with Daisy video taping herself driving like a maniac down the highway with the cops chasing behind her because she's speeding.
"HI I'M DAISY" She shouts with a smile. "Yeah, I don't really have my driver's license, so that's why I'm speeding. And my friend left some illegal things in the trunk… hehe. Those sirens are annoying though, shouldn't the police be stopping crimes? People should be allowed to speed if they want to speed. The police act like it makes it unsafe for other drivers." Daisy notices a dead-end coming up as Daisy immediately swerves and makes a U-turn. One of the cop cars crashes into the dead-end while three more are still chasing her.
"So anyways, I'm a great addition for your show because I'm cute, fun, and of course wild. I just got out of a bad relationship and I'm looking to get away for the summer. As you can see I'm getting my frustration out while hi-jacking my ex's car!" The cops continue chasing her. Daisy grabs her cell phone and looks at it. "Ooohh! I got a text from my ex! He's probably wondering where his car is!" Daisy opens the text message as a Toad crossing the street screams when Daisy runs over him. "Did I just hit a pothole? The ride just got bumpy…" Daisy says as she continues reading the text which causes her to run a few red lights and cut off an ambulance. "He's pissed." Daisy laughs. "Serves him right. Ooohh a McToads!" Daisy swerves into the parking lot of McToads. The police cars continue racing down the highway not noticing Daisy swerved into the McToads parking lot. Daisy drives through the drive through.
"Hello welcome to McToads! Where everything is served with a smile! What would you like to order?" The employee asks.
"I'll have uhhhhhh, cheeseburger without cheese because I hate cheese and uhhhh, a chicken wrap." Daisy orders.
"Do you want honey barbeque sauce, sweet and sour sauce, honey mustard, or plain barbeque sauce to go with that wrap?" The employee asks.
"I said chicken…" Daisy replies as she can clearly hear the employee slapping his forehead. "So anyways, pick me for your show!" Daisy shuts the camera off.
Author's notes: Eighth episode finished.
-I'm still working on changing episodes 4-7 to story format…
-I'm still accepting OC's for interns. They'll appear when I ever see fit.
-I'm sorry to all the Daisy fans out there. Don't take the eliminations really seriously though. I love Daisy's tomboyish energetic personality so I'm not done with her yet…
-Thanks for the reviews, favorites, follows, for reading, etc :D
-As for the Goombella and Yoshi question, they might hook up soon but I don't want to spoil anything…
-One last thing… this author's note is long I apologize for that… I want to hear your opinion on random two characters I'll post in the author's notes every new chapter. This will help when I start next season and develop the character more this season. The characters I want to hear your opinion about: Janette and Pianta. Just tell me what you think/thought of them during the season. That's all.
