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Mario Total Drama Island
Episode Nine
Down By the River Slide
Donkey Kong is standing on the edge of the dock of shame. For this episode he's wearing a tan explorer hat with a tan vest that has pockets on it, and tan shorts also full of pockets. He begins the recap, "Previously on Mario Total Drama Island, the campers played many fun camp games. Daisy and Luigi finally made their relationship official. Yoshi went in panic mode when he purposely froze Pauline in the first challenge. Birdo, Toadette, and Koops took a risk and won the second challenge for their team. In the tiebreaker challenge Daisy kept getting distracted which contributed to her termination in the competition. Who will rise in the competition? Who will fall under the pressure? Find out right here, right now, in the most shocking campfire ceremony of the season, on Mario… Total… Drama… Island."
The opening sequence begins
Bow is waiting outside of her cabin for Bootler to finish cooking her breakfast. She looks annoyed. Boo notices her and sits right next to her on the stairs in front of the cabin.
"Ugh. That lousy good for nothing butler always takes forever to make me breakfast." Bow complains while rubbing her stomach.
"I feel your pain heh heh. You must be suffering." Boo replies sardonically.
"I am. I mean, how long does it take to cook pancakes with homemade butter, waffles, two omelets, bacon, sausage, and homemade blueberry syrup? It can't take that long. Bootler disgusts me." Bow justifies.
"Hey, give the guy a break. I mean he's only a person. Besides, at least you don't have to eat Zess T's gruel…" Boo counters.
Bow shrugs. "I'd hate to admit it, but you're totally right. I should stop rushing Bootler because when he's rushed the job doesn't get done well."
"That's not exactly what I had in mind, but okay." Boo smiles.
"So Boo, what's up with you?" Bow asks while she begins filing her nails.
"Oh, you know, the usual. I mean you don't know, but nothing really is up with, uh, me I mean not like-" Bow shuts up Boo by kissing him which makes his eyes grow wide. "Y-you kissed me!"
"Yeah." Bow says while she continues to file her nails. "Just don't get used to my kisses…"
Boo looks shocked. "Uh does that mean…"
Bow shrugs. "I don't know yet, Boo… I just don't know yet…"
"Oh." Boo looks down.
Pauline and Peach both walk out of the communal washroom over to the ghosts sitting out front of the cabin.
"Hey ghosts. Good morning." Peach says with an abnormal smile.
"I don't see what's so good about it. I mean Bootler is late bringing me my breakfast this morning." Bow states.
"At least you're not eating Zess T's gruel." Peach and Pauline reply at the same time.
"Jinx!" Pauline shouts as she knocks on the wooden stairs.
"Ugh. Nobody plays the stupid ga-" Peach says as Pauline punches her.
"No talking." Pauline smiles evilly.
"You're the only one playing so there's no poi-" Peach says as Bow slaps Peach with a fan and Boo slaps her as well.
"Can you guys stop that?" Peach asks as Pauline punches her.
"No. It's too fun!" Pauline replies.
Peach stomps away before saying anything else. Boo, Bow, and Pauline just sit there and laugh.
Rosalina is sitting on her mat behind the cabin meditating like usual. She looks very relaxed.
"What a lovely day to meditate. Nothing can go wrong." Rosalina states as a bird flying above her poops right in her hair. Rosalina gets up in disgust. "Looks like I didn't meditate enough."
While Rosalina is heading to the communal washroom, Goombella notices the bird poop in her hair.
"Ew, like did that bird poop on you? That's like beyond gross." Goombella states looking grossed out.
Rosalina just shrugs. "I don't mind. It's not like the bird did it on purpose."
The bird lands on the tree holding binoculars looking at Rosalina. It points to Rosalina and mouths the word "Soon" with creepy music playing in the background
Shy Guy is smoking as usual. Janette and Birdo are watching him in confusion.
"Imagine how many brain cells he lost from smoking all the time!" Birdo tells Janette.
"Yeah. Some stoners are smart though…" Janette states.
"No, they think they know everything. How can you live your life being high all the time? I mean he should do something with his life." Birdo says.
"Don't you all have something better to do than gossip about me?" Shy Guy asks while he smokes.
"Nope!" Janette replies with a smile. "I would NEVER date a guy that smokes, or a guy that's sexist!"
"You're not the only one sistah." Birdo adds.
Two squirrels are sleeping inside the horn. It goes off really loudly causing the squirrels to fall out of it.
"Good morning campers! It's challenge time!" Donkey Kong shouts into the intercom.
"Ugh. This is going to be aw-" Peach says as Yoshi punches her so hard that she falls on the ground. "Really Yoshi? Since when are you on this?"
"It seemed like fun." Yoshi states.
All the campers are near the beach with nine canoes right near the shore. Donkey Kong is standing near a picture with a skull on it.
"Alright. Campers, today's challenge is a canoe trip to-" Donkey Kong changes his voice to a spookier tone. "Keelhaul Key!"
"That sounds a easy." Mario whispers to Pauline.
"You didn't let me finish. Legend has it, that the island is cursed." Donkey Kong makes random ghost noises. "Some say, once you get there you can't ever escape."
"And who was the genius that decided to make us have a challenge there?" Birdo asks which just makes Donkey Kong laugh.
"Me, of course. Okay, don't take anything from the island, or you'll be cursed forever or something like that." Donkey Kong answers.
"That's if we even get off the island." Koops whispers to Toadette.
"Okay, as for your challenge, first you must paddle by canoe to Keelhaul Key which is actually quite close to here. Then you all must portage your canoes through a two-hour venture in the deep forests of the island, reach the other side of the island, where you'll all make a rescue bonfire, which I will judge. The team that wins that will have a slight advantage in the last part, which is a race back to Camp Mamma Mia in order to win the challenge." Donkey Kong explains.
Shy Guy jumps up and down. "Yay. We're going on a canoe trip. Dude, that's like so awesome, I need more weed to bring though. Heh heh. That laugh just sounded like Boo's. Heh heh. I gotta stop laughing like that. Heh heh."
"Anyways, partner up. It's canoe time!" Donkey Kong dismisses everyone while pointing at the canoes.
Prince Mush walks up to Toadette prepared to ask her to be his partner. "Okay, I'm gonna go up to her, and ask her to be my partner. I can do this, I know I can." He says to himself.
"Dude, stop talking to yourself." Wario says.
"Oh yeah. Girls may not like that!" Prince Mush states as Wario shrugs and walks over to a canoe.
"Nett, be my partner?" Toadette asks Janette as soon as Prince Mush reaches her.
"Yeah. Okay, sure." Janette says as she winks at Prince Mush, but he still slaps his forehead.
In Confessional
Janette - "I have to pair up with Toadette this challenge. I mean she's not giving Prince Mush any attention, it's almost seems like she's ignoring him. I gotta find out what's up with her. I will get her and Prince Mush together if it's the last thing I do… which it probably will be…"
Dry Bones is looking around as Shy Guy approaches him.
"Dry Bones, be my partner, mate?" Shy Guy asks him.
"Sure, dude. If you give me some weed." Dry Bones responds with a laugh. "I haven't smoked in a while."
"Sure, dude. You're asking the right guy. I can get you so high that you'll be able to see right through my mask." Shy Guy states.
"Uh… alrighty then… let's get to them canoes." Dry Bones instructs.
Luigi is just sitting in the sand looking depressed. Koops notices and walks over to him and sits next to him.
"Hey, come on. She's cheering you on. You can try to win for her, just like how I'm trying to win for Koopie Koo. Don't put yourself down." Koops says referring to Daisy's elimination.
"I guess you're right…" Luigi states while carving Daisy's face into the sand. "I still should've been the one eliminated. I mean Daisy didn't deserve this at all. Now I'm a mess…"
"Things happen for a reason. Maybe you're destined to win. Whatever the universe has in balance for you, I'm sure Daisy will be cheering you on from the sidelines." Koops states.
"Ehh…" Luigi responds as he continues carving Daisy's face into the sand.
"How about you, me, and Prince Mush team up for this challenge?" Koops asks still trying to cheer Luigi up.
"Okay… watch out, you better not step on Daisy!" Luigi states as he runs over to the canoe to push it in the water.
Prince Mush walks over to Luigi and helps him push the canoe in the water. "Why won't she love me?" He cries referring to Toadette.
"Just great… all the love struck people in one group…" Koops mumbles under his breath while he helps push the canoe into the water.
Mario walks up to Pauline. "Hey Pauline, be a my a partner?" He asks in high hopes. Pauline looks at him for a second.
"Uhh, sure." She answers while rubbing her chin.
"Awesome. All a my dreams a came a true! " Mario states.
In Confessional
Pauline - "Well, I don't really like Mario, but he could a good inclusion to my alliance. With him on my side, I can literally demolish the rest of the competition easily. I just have to deal with Mario's constant flirting."
Birdo noticed all the pairs on her team. "Wait. If they're all paired up, that means I'm paired up with-" Wario wraps his arm around her and she accidentally inhales the garlic and onions in his breath.
"That's right, partner. Me!" Wario states.
"If you ever touch me again I swear I'll make sure you won't be able to have kids ever in your life. Don't wrap your arm around me like we're friends." Birdo demands which causes Wario to back away from her.
"Well, we're teammates, so we have to get along." Wario says.
Birdo picks Wario up and throws him into the canoe. She easily pushes the canoe into the lake while Wario is clapping.
"Wow, you're super strong. That's not normal for a chick." Wario shouts which infuriates Birdo.
"Just shut your mouth and this challenge will go by a lot quicker." Birdo commands while jumping into the canoe with her paddle.
"Uh, yes sir!" Wario replies while starting to paddle.
"What did you just say?" The pink creature questions Wario.
"Let's go!" Wario replies while holding his paddle in front of him for protection. "Don't hurt me!"
Birdo just rolls her eyes and continues paddling.
Goombella runs up to Yoshi who is just sitting down building a small sandcastle.
"Yoshi! Be my partner?" Goombella asks while Yoshi just looks at her in confusion.
"For what?" He answers.
"The canoes…" Goombella replies.
"…"
"For the challenge…" Goombella explains wishing she had arms and hands so she could slap her forehead.
"Oh. Sure, I'll be your partner. Let's get sailing while we go to funky town woot woot." Yoshi states as he throws on his afro and dances over to the canoe. Goombella dances behind him.
"Yeah…" Goombella starts blushing.
"Get in the canoe. I'll push it!" Yoshi states while he lifts her up and gently places her inside the canoe.
"Aw, such a gentleman." Goombella says to Yoshi who burps right in her face.
Peach just noticed everyone else is paired up except for her and Mona.
"Well, the two freaks of nature are gonna pair up as are the ghost lovers, so I guess me and you are partners!" Peach says to Mona.
"Well, I guess that's fine. You're not a valley girl, right?" The big-breasted girl asks.
"No?" Peach replies in confusion.
"Then come on partner! Let's destroy this challenge!" Mona grabs Peach's arm and pulls her over to a canoe. "Come on let's push this!"
"Wow. Are you always this eager?" Peach asks.
Bow and Bootler are sitting inside a canoe. Boo is the only one pushing the canoe into the lake.
"Can I get a little help?" Boo asks.
"Bootler isn't allowed to help in challenges." Bow states.
"I meant from you…" Boo replies.
"Now that's hilarious!" Bow laughs.
"So, Bootler, when did you decide to become a butler?" Boo asks Bootler while he continues to push the canoe in the lake.
"Since Lady Bow was in diapers, her parents only let me get her the expensive stylish kind because apparently normal diapers are unattractive and unbearable." Bootler answers while Bow is blushing.
"I deserve the best. That's all there is to it." Bow states with a slight smile.
"So am I the best?" Boo asks.
"Maybe… " Bow answers as she smiles flirtatiously at Boo.
Bootler looks at Bow with a mixed expression of anger and perplexity as if she's not supposed to date Boo. Boo notices his expression but he decides to ignore it. He jumps into the canoe and begins paddling.
Waluigi and Rosalina become partners. Waluigi is struggling to push the canoe in the water.
"Ugh. Why is this thing so heavy?" Waluigi asks while he continues struggling to push the canoe.
Rosalina jumps out of the canoe. "Here. I'll help you."
"No- no I got this." Waluigi states not wanting to embarrass himself.
"Well, I'm helping you no matter what." Rosalina states as she easily pushes the canoe into the water. She puts Waluigi in the back of the canoe and floats over to the front.
"Uh, thanks for the help, but I could've handled it if I had more time…" Waluigi says while paddling.
"I know you could have." Rosalina giggles.
Both of them stop paddling and smile at each other. They both slowly lean in to kiss, but Mona and Peach's canoe pass them as Mona cuts off their romantic moment by splashing them with her paddle.
"You two! Stop getting distracted! We have a challenge to win!" Mona shouts while she splashes Waluigi again.
"Oh, sorry." Waluigi states as he begins paddling again along with Rosalina.
Birdo is sitting in the back of the canoe and Wario keeps farting in her face. She coughs a few times because she can't breathe.
"If you ever fart in my face again I will rearrange your entire body." Birdo states.
"I can't help it. You're always a grouchy prick about everything. It's probably only because you wish you looked more like a girl. I bet some people even speculate your gender or something." Wario snaps.
Birdo whacks Wario with her paddle in his groin. Wario weeps in pain.
"I am a girl and happen to look like one, thank you very much. You better shut your mouth because there's plenty more where that came from." Birdo hisses.
"Okay, I think I'll stop talking right now." Wario replies while moving further up to the front of the canoe away from Birdo.
"You better. Otherwise you'll get smacked."
Prince Mush, Koops, and Luigi are all paddling their canoe.
Koops notices that Prince Mush is evilly staring at him. "Uh, why are you staring at me like that?"
"You! You're trying to steal Toadette away from me!" Prince Mush roars.
"Uh, what are you talking about? I love my girlfriend, Koopie Koo, with all my heart. Me and Toadette are just friends…" Koops replies.
"Oh. Sorry dude. I'm terrified she might fall for another guy." Prince Mush says while he stops paddling.
"You can't make her fall in love with you. She may like scrawny scared little boys like Koops, and you can't change dat. She hasn't even hinted on liking you, dawg, move on. I know she's one of the hottest mushroom girls to you, but she seems like she ain't ready to be tied down in a relationship. And, you can't call dibs on a girl that doesn't give a crap about you." Luigi explains still looking down because of Daisy's elimination.
"Shut up. You're just saying that because we all voted out Daisy last challenge. Toadette does like me! I feel it in my heart. You know what, I'll ask that creepy space girl. She knows everything about everyone." Prince Mush snaps.
"This has nothing to do with Daisy's elimination. I'm just sayin' that Toadette hasn't given you a sign." Luigi states.
"So you won't be able to, hit her baby one more time." Koops sings badly and off-key. Prince Mush and Luigi awkwardly stare at him for a few seconds.
"I just wish I could know why. Like what if Daisy didn't like you, wouldn't you want to know why?" Prince Mush adds.
"Not really. I mean, I wouldn't waste my time going for a girl that isn't into me. I guess, I'm not entirely sure though. Daisy's different in a way…" Luigi replies.
"Ugh. Well I'm not like that. Toadette's the only girl I want. No other girl can replace her." Prince Mush states while he daydreams about her for a second. Luigi smacks him back to reality.
"That's adorable." Koops chuckles.
"Shut up." Prince Mush says with a smile.
"I mean, when I first met you I, uh, thought you were a womanizer." Koops laughs. "Man was I waayyy off!"
"Yeah, I wrote her a poem." Prince Mush says.
"You didn't!" Both Koops and Luigi yell.
"I did. I handed it to her personally. I mean she didn't read it in front of me though. She was heading into her cabin…" Prince Mush says.
"I bet it's somewhere in the trash now." Koops murmurs to Luigi.
"So what exactly was this poem?" Luigi asks.
"Well this is what it said, 'Roses are red, grass is green, I love you, why won't you love me?'" Prince Mush recites.
Luigi and Koops burst out laughing.
"Dude, that was horrible." Koops takes a breath and then continues laughing.
"…But it came from my heart…" Prince Mush frowns.
"If you're gonna get with Toadette you need major help! " Luigi states.
"Help? Like what?" Prince Mush asks in fear.
"Oh. You'll see." Luigi exclaims with an evil laugh.
"…And suddenly I'm terrified." Prince Mush says to himself.
Toadette and Janette are paddling their canoe.
"So, Toadette, can I ask you a question?" Janette asks.
"Sure." Toadette answers.
"Why don't you like Prince Mush? It's been killing me inside since I don't know why. I know it's none of my business, but I've been feeling gossipy lately, and well, you know." Janette blurts out.
"Well, honestly, I can't say I don't like him, but-" Toadette looks down as Janette squeals loudly.
"I can't wait to tell Yoshi all about this! You two are meant for each other! Wait, then why won't you go out with him?" Janette asks with enthusiasm.
"Well, I've only been in one relationship my entire life." Toadette confesses.
"What?! How is that possible? You have the cutest dimples and a nice- uh anyway, what about that relationship? " Janette asks.
"Yeah, my ex cheated on me and then dumped me while I tried to make things work. Now I'm not ready for another guy to do me wrong like him." Toadette looks up for a second thinking about her ex.
"Toadette, don't assume Prince Mush is the same. He could be the one for you." Janette states.
"Maybe… I'm just not sure. I don't like getting distracted with relationships." Toadette states.
"What's this cheater's name? Say it to the world. This is a reality show! Tell the world! Tell the world!" Janette hollers.
"I'm not gonna say his name." Toadette says.
"Well whoever you are, the world knows you broke up and cheated on this beautiful girl for an ugly-" Janette says referring to Toadette's ex.
"He's probably not watching this show. He can't stand me, so seeing my face on TV would just drive him crazy. And the girl he cheated on me was a supermodel…" Toadette explains.
"Oh. Well, never mind then…" Janette looks down.
"Yeah. I don't care that much though." Toadette says.
"So, how about you and Prince Mush? Has he done anything special or romantic for you?" Janette asks Toadette.
"Ehh… Prince Mush wrote this poem for me this morning." Toadette says.
"Really, what'd it say?" Janette asks.
"You don't even want to know…" Toadette answers.
Mario and Pauline are paddling their canoe.
"Isn't this a fun? You know a on a the open water… with you, and with me?" Mario asks nervously to Pauline.
"Uhh… I guess?" Pauline replies while she continues to paddle.
"So, you a have a really nice rack." Mario says quietly.
"What?" Pauline questions because she didn't hear what Mario just said.
"Nothing." Mario states while he continues paddling.
Pauline looks at Mario. "Okay?"
"Can I sniff your hair?" Mario asks while he grabs a small piece of Pauline's hair. Pauline smacks his hand.
"What? No, you creep!" Pauline replies.
"Oh. Then can I a sniff a your armpit? I wanna smell your a nice fruity deodorant, it a smells so nice." Mario says.
Pauline looks sickened.
In Confessional
Pauline - "I'm starting to think twice about having Mario in my alliance mainly because he creeps me out. He's so weird and stalkerish. I'm gonna have nightmares about him tonight. I have a strange feeling though, that this is all an act. Maybe Mario has some tricks up his sleeves. Really, in this competition, you shouldn't trust anyone. Mario seems innocent to me, though. If only I could deal with his weird ways!"
Mario - " I guess Pauline is creeped out by me. It's a not a my fault, though. It's a hers because she a wants to a wear such nice smelling products. Wear a stinky stuff and I'll a back off. I think if I wasn't a acting so a weird in front of her she may a just a like a me. I guess it's a too good to be true."
Shy Guy and Dry Bones are paddling their boats. Shy Guy brought a small radio with him along with a sack full of snacks. They're listening to a song by Todd Marley.
Dry Bones is high. "I love this lake, I love this show, I love this canoe, and I love you man! I really do." The skeleton says to Shy Guy with a giggle. He tries to hug Shy Guy, but Shy Guy pushes him away.
"Aye man. Cut it out with all the love. You got the munchies right now?" Shy Guy asks while digging through his snack sack.
"Now that I think about it, yeah man, I'm starving. Did you bring snacks or anything?" Dry Bones asks.
"Of course, a true stoner always has snacks on him." Shy Guy answers.
"Awesome. Whacha got?" Dry Bones asks.
Shy Guy smiles, "I got, hot chips, really hot chips, really really hot chips, really really really hot chips, flamin' hot chips, red hot chips, hoppin' jalapeño hot chips, fiery scorchin' hoppin' habernaro hot chips, weed brownies, melted ice cream cake, funions, hot fries, cheddar fries, a slice of cold pepperoni pizza, beef jerky, slim jims, hot cheez-its, hot sauce- "
Yoshi and Goombella are paddling their canoes.
"So, like what do you like think Keelhaul Key looks like? Like do you like think it's really cursed, I don't like think that. I mean like how could an island be like cursed. That totally seems illogical!" Goombella says to Yoshi.
"Yooshhhhiiii! Yoshi Yooshi Yosshii! Yoshi!" Yoshi replies which confuses Goombella until she notices his translator isn't around his neck.
"Oh crap! What happened to your translator? I can't understand you!" Goombella says while looking around the canoe for the translator. She sees it near Yoshi's foot and gives it to Yoshi.
"Yooshi Yosshii Yooosshhhhhhhii!" Yoshi cries.
Goombella aggressively puts the translator around Yoshi's neck as he hisses at her.
"Why don't you want your translator on you?" Goombella asks.
"Because it doesn't match my outfit! Being a Yoshi I must always look FABUULLOOUUSS!" Yoshi replies as he flicks his wrist.
"Yeah, you're like, really weird sometimes…" Goombella replies.
"Whatever. You don't understand what fashion is!" Yoshi states.
"Uh, Yoshi, did you bump your head or something?" Goombella worriedly asks Yoshi.
"Bump my head? No, I just always wanted to act like that! You believed the act ha! Whoo score one for the awesome Yoshi!" Yoshi jumps up, but continues paddling while Goombella looks at Yoshi like he's weird.
"Uh, okay then. Weirdo…" Goombella smiles while she continues paddling with her feet.
In Peach and Mona's canoe, Mona is paddling really quickly and aggressively while Peach is paddling as slow as molasses.
"Why are you in such a race. We all have to work as a team remember? There's no point in trying to ditch them." Peach asks while she slowly continues paddling.
"I just wanna be the first one to reach the island. Now paddle harder, you look like you're not even trying." Mona answers.
"There's no point. I mean, really, why do you want to get there first?" Peach asks in annoyance because Mona is paddling so fast that the canoe is rocking.
"To have the satisfaction of winning, duh. Don't you want that too? I mean winning is everything." Mona states.
"Well, not really. Not for something dumb, like reaching a cursed island first." Peach answers.
"You wouldn't understand…" Mona responds.
"Yeah or maybe you're just a psycho…" Peach says.
"I'm not the one that beats defenseless ghosts with bats!" Mona states which makes Peach roll her eyes.
"Are you wearing a pushup bra?" Peach asks.
"What?" Mona questions Peach.
"Sorry, you're boobs are so big and… perky. That's not normal." Peach says while looking at Mona's big boobs.
"You wanna see em?" Mona asks while grabbing her shirt.
"Yeah, I just want to see proof." Peach states.
Mona grabs her shirt and the camera immediately pans over to Boo, Bow, and Bootler. Boo is the only one paddling
"Feel free to help me anytime now." Boo says to Bow while seeming annoyed because their moving slow.
"Bootler is doing my nails. I don't have time for stuff like paddling, but I promise I'll help on the way back." Bow states while filing her nails.
Boo rolls his eyes. "Okay, that's if I don't pass out on the way."
"Yikes! That sun is shining. Bootler put some sun block on me, I'm not getting burnt! Not in this lifetime!" Bow says.
Bootler reaches in a bag to get sunscreen. "Yes Lady Bow!"
"Hurry up! I can feel the sun!" Bow demands.
Rosalina and Waluigi are still paddling their canoes…
"Ugh, my arms are getting tired." Rosalina complains.
"Then you may stop, mi amore, I'll paddle the rest of the way." Waluigi states with a smile.
"Aw, you're really sweet! I hope your skinny little arms don't give up on you! " Rosalina says which slightly offends Waluigi.
"Don't" Waluigi lets out a grunt. "worry about it. I can do this!"
"You're just trying to impress me." Rosalina says with a grin.
Waluigi stops paddling for a second and turns around to face Rosalina. "What?"
Rosalina giggles. "I can feel your energies. Silly." She moves closer to Waluigi. "I find that adorable!
"But I- oh never mind. Are you impressed?" Waluigi asks.
Rosalina smiles. "Very much!"
Birdo and Wario are STILL paddling these dang canoes… Birdo looks ticked off because Wario won't shut up.
Wario continues his story he started off-screen. "And then that dumb manager thinks the smart thing to do is to fire me. Have you ever seen a Taco Smell's bathroom? I wouldn't ever clean that. I mean I'm usually the one that blows up the toilets if you know what I mean, but the bathrooms are unsanitary. I could get some disease or something. I mean who was the idiot that added explosive chili to the menu? Explosive chili goes right through people. Some don't even make it to the toilet and I would know."
Birdo notices a small island in the distance. "Shut up! I see land! Thank goodness I'll no longer be stuck in this stupid canoe with the most annoying and talkative guy on the show!"
"Who are you talking about?" Wario asks.
Birdo slaps her forehead.
Peach and Mona are… you already know what they're doing… paddling those stinking canoes…
"Oh no, the man lady and fat stinky guy are in front of us! Paddle faster Blondie! I don't wanna lose!" Mona commands while paddling at full speed.
Peach stops paddling which causes their canoe to go at a very sluggish pace. "Who you calling Blondie?"
"Ugh. I hate you!" Mona crosses her arms.
"You need to learn that winning isn't everything. Especially if you don't get something from winning. There's no point!" Peach exclaims.
"You get the pride that you won! " Mona counters
"Nobody wants that!" Peach snaps.
"Well I guess I'm a nobody. I wanna win, and you're really ticking me off right now because you aren't paddling!" Mona hisses
"I'm not paddling until you calm down!" Peach states.
In Confessional
Mona - "Okay, maybe I am a little too obsessed with winning. My dad was in the military when he was younger and he told me I should always win in everything I do, otherwise I fail. Peach is right though. I just really don't like being one of the losers, it makes me feel less important in a way…"
Mona starts taking deep breaths.
"I'm calm, I'm calm." Mona says calmly.
"Okay." Peach says. She starts paddling very slowly.
"Why are you paddling slowly?" Mona asks calmly. She begins grinding her teeth seeing Birdo and Wario ahead of her.
"I never said I would paddle quickly for you…" Peach states.
"UGHHHH!" Mona shouts which makes a bunch of birds on the island fly away in fear.
Dry Bones and Shy Guy are right behind Peach and Mona. Shy Guy is still naming foods he has with him while they're still paddling.
"I also have some push pops that are slightly melted so it will feel weird when you suck on them, then I have this candy that looks like toothpaste and it's even mint flavored… oh wait that is toothpaste… oh and I have a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos."
"Thanks goodness! " Dry Bones shouts as he grabs the bag of Cool Ranch Doritos. "And just in time. We're reaching the island."
"I guess I'll just eat some hot chips." Shy Guy opens a bag of hot chips and smoke in the shape of a skull and crossbones come out of it.
Birdo and Wario reach a deserted island that isn't Keelhaul Key. There is a broken apart car on the shore. Skeletons are all over the ground. There is a bunch of weaponry near the skeletons.
"Hey look we reached the island first! This reminds me of this time I joined this three legged race and I-" Wario states.
"I don't care! Now shut up!" Birdo snaps.
"Hey. What's up with those skeletons? Donkey Kong wasn't joking about people not being able to leave the island… what if we're stranded here? We're gonna die! I'm not ready to die!" Wario shouts.
"I doubt Donkey Kong would set everything up on a cursed island."
Mona and Peach reach the island as Mona pushes Peach into the water.
"We lost! Thanks a lot! We could've got here first!" Mona roars.
Peach angrily swims back to shore and she jumps in front of Mona. She is nowcompletely soaked. "Like I said before, it doesn't matter! Calm down."
"That sounds like something losers would say!" Birdo adds.
"See! I told you that winning is important! You didn't listen to me! Birdo made me even more angry. UGH!" Mona shouts.
"I should throw you into that cold water!" Peach exclaims.
"We still got here first!" Birdo brags.
"Peach, you're lucky I didn't kill you!" Mona hisses.
"I like garlic." Wario adds randomly.
In Confessional
Birdo - "I don't really care much about getting to the island first, but it's really fun getting under that fake-breasted girl's skin."
Dry Bones, Shy Guy, Toadette, Janette, Pauline, Mario, Luigi, Koops, Prince Mush, Yoshi and Goombella all reach the island.
"Whoo! That was like the longest canoe trip like ever. I'm totally tired right now!" Goombella states.
Yoshi falls on the ground. Goombella lays right next to him.
"You're not the only one." Yoshi adds.
Pauline turns and notices that Mario is sniffing her hair again. "Stop that!"
"Sorry, it just smells so nice!" Mario says as he inhales her hair again. "I just can't help it!"
"Yo bros. What up with them skeletons?" Shy Guy asks.
"Is that a broken up car?" Janette asks.
"I'm, uh, scared." Koops states as he begins shaking in fear.
"You have nothing to be afraid of. Donkey Kong probably just put those skeletons there to try and scare us. They're most likely fake like Mona's boobs!" Prince Mush explains.
"They're not fake!" Mona shouts with rage.
Rosalina and Waluigi reach the island and Waluigi looks worn out.
"Thank goodness! Land!" Waluigi shouts as he jumps on the land and starts kissing it multiple times.
Rosalina steps out of the canoe and looks around. "Well this place isn't as close as DK made it seem."
"So is everyone here?" Waluigi asks.
"Wait. Are those skeletons over there? Those poor unfortunate souls!" Rosalina yells as she runs over to the skeletons.
"Calm down freak of nature. They're not real skeletons, DK put them there to scare us." Peach states.
"Freak of nature?" Rosalina questions. "And they are real skeletons. They died from radiation from a nuclear bomb…"
"How the hell do you know all this stuff?" Dry Bones asks Rosalina.
"Wait. Who's missin' in ya'll group?" Luigi asks the Poison Mushrooms.
"The two annoying ghosts, they probably stopped paddling to make out or something." Pauline states.
Boo, Bow, and Bootler reach the island.
"We're here! Sorry for the delay, Boo wasn't paddling fast enough. " Bow says while Bootler helps her off of the canoe.
"At least I was paddling unlike your lazy self." Boo snaps.
"Oh get over it! You big baby." Bow hisses.
"So, isn't DK supposed to be here?" Luigi asks everyone.
"Ohmigosh! Did we like go to the wrong island? What if we're like stranded. Ohmigosh we're all are going to like die here!" Goombella panics.
"Um, Goombella, we still have our canoes. So if we wanted to leave, we could easily." Koops explains.
"Something tells me this is just a test. What was the next part of the challenge? He'll probably meet us after that." Mona says.
"What are we waiting for? Let's go!" Pauline demands.
"Let's get outta here!" Janette instructs her team.
All the Fat Fireflowers immediately hold their canoes over their heads based on who they were paired up with. They all immediately run into the deep forest leaving the Poison Mushrooms behind. They pass many more skeletons, broken up vehicles, and multiple electronics.
"I forgot we're supposed to hold up these stupid canoes across the entire island. This is gonna be torture." Waluigi tells his team.
"Oh, Bow, I need your help now, I can't do this alone. " Boo tells Bow.
Bow rolls her eyes. "Fine." She helps pick up the canoe.
Everyone else lifts up their canoes and start running into the forest. Rosalina gasps at every skeleton she sees.
"Aye. This challenge isn't half bad." Shy Guy says while running with the rest of his team and not even struggling holding up the canoe.
Koops notices a large green piranha plant sleeping right near them and it's snoring loudly. "Uhh you guys." Koops whispers to his team as he points the massive piranha plant. "We need to be quiet so we don't wake him up."
"WHY DO WE NEED TO BE QUIET?!" Wario shouts loudly which wakes up the angry piranha plant.
"Wait. How the heck do piranha plants get that big? I mean that one is huge." Shy Guy states.
Then the piranha plant lunges straight at Toadette. Prince Mush lets go of his canoe and leave Luigi and Koops holding it. Prince Mush jumps in front of her and tries to fight off the Piranha Plant with his bare hands, but the Piranha Plant starts smashing him into the ground when he grabs onto it.
"He risked his life to save me." Toadette says as Prince Mush is slammed on the ground in the background. "That's so-" Prince Mush screams like a girl as the Piranha Plant slams its head on him. "-sweet!"
The Piranha plant sinks its teeth into Prince Mush as he screams while the Poison Mushrooms notice the Fat Fireflowers and immediately pass them.
The next area has more skeletons and broken up vehicles. All the trees are leaning right. There's an old wooden bridge in the distance.
"We're in the lead! " Yoshi announces.
'That's what I'm talking about!" Pauline shouts.
"Pauline, can I a sniff a your hair?" Mario asks while stepping closer to Pauline.
"NO!" Pauline snaps.
The team runs across a wooden bridge as twenty green fuzzies jump out of nearby bushes and stare at them evilly.
"EVERYBODY RUN!" Mona commands.
The whole team tries to run, but the fuzzies easily catch them and attack them all.
The piranha plant just fell asleep on Prince Mush, he barely manages crawls away in fear. He has scratches and bruises all over his body.
"Oh goodness! Are you alright?" Toadette asks while looking at all of the cuts and bruises on him.
"Yeah I'm fine, I just need to walk it off real quick and then we can get going since we're way behind." Prince Mush tries to take one step but his ankle makes a loud crack sound. "YEEEOUCH!"
"Oh no! He's injured! I have to aid him back to health!" Toadette exclaims.
"Oh for goodness sake! " Birdo shouts as she throws her canoe on the ground and it lands right on Wario's foot causing him to curse under his breath. "If you want something done right you gotta do it yourself!" Birdo picks up Prince Mush and places him on top of her canoe and she lifts it back up again. "Now can we get going? Who knows how far ahead the other team is."
The Fat Fireflowers reach the wooden bridge and notice the fuzzies attacking the other team.
"Ew. Aren't those things fuzzies?" Janette states.
"Yeah, but it looks like they're attacking something. " Koops points out
"Oh wait! It's the other team." Shy Guy laughs. "What a bunch of losers!" Many of the Fat Fireflowers begin laughing.
"Why can't you attack the other team?" Peach shouts at the fuzzies.
In Confessional
Mona - /Has with bandages over her arm, an eye patch over her left eye, a bite mark on her neck and a bunch of scars on her shoulders/ "I can honestly say, I hate fuzzies. Those things are evil! I bet DK put them here just to torture us! Fuzzies are Satan's spawns I swear! Those things give no mercy. /Starts crying/ It's tragic, tragic!"
Donkey Kong is sitting in a room with multiple screens to see the campers.
"These campers aren't on Keelhaul Key. Where the heck are they?!" Donkey Kong lashes out at two interns and Zess T.
"Take it easy. They stopped at an island further away. Interns set up cameras there… but they never returned." Zess T explains.
"Ugh. I should've seen this happening. I guess I'll meet up with them on that island…" Donkey Kong complains.
"Good luck we that." Zess T says as she sits down and takes a sip out of her hot chocolate.
"Ugh. I hate you." Donkey Kong says while leaving to get on a helicopter.
The Fat Fireflowers continue running passing even more skeletons. They reach a giant wall and two paths going in opposing directions.
"Now where are we supposed to go?" Dry Bones asks his team.
"Two roads diverged in a yellow wood." Shy Guy says.
"We don't have time for poetry! I go for the right one." Wario states.
"I'm leaning more towards the left one. The right one looks a bit creepy if you ask me." Janette says as a bunch of bats and mutated green goombas run out of the right side.
"No, you just don't want to go the right way because I picked it." Wario snaps at Janette.
"What are you talking about?" Janette asks Wario.
"I agree with Janette, the left way seems more pleasant if you ask me." Prince Mush adds.
"But what if it's too good to be true? What if it's a trap? " Wario says but his whole team ignores him and starts heading down the left path.
In Confessional
Toadette - "Prince Mush was really brave for jumping in front of me. I just can't stop thinking about it. There's no way I'd be able to fight off that piranha plant because I love all animals. I could never harm one even if it's attacking me! I'm also glad Prince Mush didn't hurt the piranha plant. /Thinks/ Is his birth name really Prince Mush?"
The Poison Mushrooms fought off all the fuzzies that were attacking them.
"What was with those fuzzies? Why were they so big?" Yoshi asked his team.
"I guess they were mutated or something." Rosalina states. "Let's- let's get out of here. I feel them coming back."
"Ugh. I'm in so much pain." Mona cries.
Goombella has bruises all over her body and her blonde hair isn't in a ponytail anymore and looks a mess. "My headbonk had like no effect on those stupid fuzzies. It was like they were like invincible or something."
Boo has a black eye. "Bow, are you okay?" He asks with worry as he notices Bow doesn't have any bruises on her.
"Yeah. I'm perfectly fine. Those fuzzies didn't touch me!" Bow laughs.
"I feel the negative energy increasing. We need to get out of here now! " Rosalina shouts.
Everyone on the Poison Mushrooms grab their canoes and run away from the premises. They reach the same two paths the Fireflowers were just at. Pauline notices Mario is trying to sniff her armpit, so she slaps him across his face.
"Stop sniffing me!" Pauline shouts.
"Mamma Mia that a hurt!" Mario says while he rubs his cheek.
"So, which path are we taking?" Waluigi asks his team.
"It appears the obvious choice would be the left path, so it's obviously a trap so we should go the right way!" Peach explains.
"I can't argue with that reasoning." Boo says.
"Wait, like, what if the left path isn't a trap and it's just a very easy way out and we're all just over thinking everything?" Goombella asks her team.
"We don't have time for this! Let's just go with the right path!" Mona orders.
The Poison Mushrooms walk down the right path which is the dark creepy way. They can barely see and all they can hear is the sound of loud crows.
"I'm not so sure about this." Goombella states.
"This isn't anything like funky town…" Yoshi adds.
The Fat Fireflowers are skipping down their path with literally nothing going wrong.
"I guess we picked the perfect path." Birdo says.
"I still think we should've went the right way." Wario shouts while crossing his arms in anger.
"We would have been killed or something if we went that way! I'm, uh, beyond glad we didn't, um, go that way!" Koops utters.
The Fat Fireflowers continue walking until they see Donkey Kong standing in the distance.
"Hey! There's Donkey Kong!" Shy Guy proclaims.
They all start running towards Donkey Kong. He looks surprised.
"Wow, you guys actually took the easy path! Congrats! So now it's time to make your rescue bonfire! Good luck." Donkey Kong instructs and then walks away.
"Okay, let's gather up some wood, and Shy Guy can use his lighter to make the fire! We got this challenge in the bag!" Luigi states.
"You got that right, dude. The other team isn't even here yet. " Janette cheers.
"I'm using my purplish pinkish greenish yellowish goldish silver with a hint of an orangey purplish greenish periwinkle lighter!" Shy Guy announces.
All the Fat Fireflowers gather up branches and twigs. Shy Guy lights it and starts a small fire.
"It needs to be bigger! A lot bigger!" Birdo says.
Toadette throws branches and twigs into the fire. She looks over to Birdo. "Okay, can I go aid Prince Mush right now? He could get an infection if I don't act soon."
"Go ahead girl! " Janette answers before letting Birdo speak.
"No, we still need your help to gather more wood! I do not want to lose another challenge. I'm sick of losing challenges!" Birdo hisses.
"Relax, girl. The other team isn't even here yet." Janette states.
In Confessional
Shy Guy - "Birdo is always stressing about everything. She needs to learn to chill out. That's why I'm gonna give her some of my special brownies made just for her. She needs this more than I do! She'll thank me later!"
"Girl, calm down. I made some brownies for you." Shy Guy says to Birdo while opening a container full of weed brownies.
"Ooohh! I want a brownie!" Janette shouts. She reaches her hand in the container to try and grab a brownie, but Shy Guy slaps her wrist in the process.
"These are for Birdo, and me!" Shy Guy states.
Birdo shrugs. "Sure, I guess I'll try one of these brownies." She grabs one of the brownies and eats the whole thing in one bite. "Wow these things are good." She grabs another brownie and eats it quickly. "These are some banging brownies. What's your secret ingredient?" Shy Guy giggles when she takes two more brownies and eats them both quickly. "Yum!"
Shy Guy quickly shuts the lid preventing Birdo from taking another brownie. "I think you've had enough."
"Okay, let's go get some wood now. Whoo, I feel so relaxed now." Birdo starts laughing loudly. She falls on the ground and laughs louder. Koops and Janette shoot Shy Guy an evil glare.
"You gave her weed brownies?" Janette questions Shy Guy.
"That's terrible." Koops comments.
"Relax. The girl needed it." Shy Guy justifies.
"But, dude, she ate four of them brownies. That's a bit overboard for a girl like her who doesn't smoke." Dry Bones informs.
"She'll be fine! Let's go get some more wood!" Shy Guy says with a slight laugh. Birdo laughs with him.
The Poison Mushrooms are walking down the dark dangerous path. They pass even more skeletons and unused nuclear bombs. An arrow just shoots at Pauline stabbing her in the wrist.
"Ow. Something just shot me with an arrow and now I'm bleeding like crazy." Pauline states while she wipes blood from her wrist.
"She deserved it." Bow whispers to Peach and Mona.
"Tell me about it." Peach replies back.
"You guys should've just let me feel the energies of the paths I would've known not to pick this horrid one." Rosalina says.
"Oh. Shut up creepy space girl! " Peach retorts.
"I'm like totally scared." Goombella confesses. A bush near her shake and random bright yellow eyes peek out of it. Goombella screams loudly and jumps into Mario's arms.
"How long is this path? I really hope the other team went this way also." Boo tells Bow.
"Uh, I think a bug just crawled in my wound. It feels so weird." Pauline announces which makes everyone back away from her.
"Thanks Pauline, for that disgusting visual." Boo responds.
"What if this bug is poisonous or something? I could die!" Pauline begins freaking out.
"I'd dance on her grave." Peach whispers to Mona and Bow.
"These canoes are making my arms give up! I don't think I can hold them much longer." Boo proclaims.
"No! We gotta win this!" Mona roars.
A bunch of Swampires fly down and start attacking everyone on the Poison Mushrooms and they're all getting even more injured. Many light green mutant goombas jump out and attack them also.
"Why a must things a keep a getting worse? Imma gonna pee myself if something jumps out at me again." Mario cries.
"Okay… okay… this is definitely not funky town…" Yoshi says with a frown.
In Confessional
Mona - /Still has with bandages over her arm, an eye patch over her left eye, a bite mark on her neck and a bunch of scars on her shoulders like before/ "Those bat things bit me all over! I hope I don't turn into a vampire or something because that's just crazy. Its bites hurt, too. They are my second least favorite creature, the first still being those damn fuzzies. And what was up with those giant green goombas? I mean why were they attacking us? One stomped on my face… I bet DK loves watching us all suffer!"
"Why can't we just give up? This canoe is becoming way too heavy for me, and I'm really thirsty." Bow tells her team.
"Wait. I see a light. It's the way out! I can feel it!" Rosalina cheers. She starts jumping and clapping causing the canoe to fall on top of Waluigi. "Opps… sorry Sweetie Weegie… hey! That's the perfect nickname for you I should write that down!"
"Can you please get the canoe off me first." Waluigi asks.
"Oh yeah…" Rosalina lifts the canoe off of Waluigi.
"Can we get going now?" Mona asks impatiently.
"This better be the right way! I hate this dark creepy path! I hate it, I hate it, I hate it! The dark makes me angry!" Peach shouts.
"You're the one that chose this path!" Boo snaps.
"How was I supposed to know it was a bad path?" Peach counters.
"Uh, it looked bad, it felt bad, heck, it even SMELLED bad!" Boo states.
"HOLD UP!" Bootler shouts as the rest of the team shuts up, turns, and looks at him.
"What's wrong Bootler?" Mario asks.
"Why the heck did I come with you guys. Bow didn't even need me. Why do I have to suffer when I'm not even part of this team? You all are crazy snotty annoying teenagers!" Bootler yells.
"Tell the bratty boo no for once! Could it kill yah?!" Pauline shouts.
"So you think I'm bratty?!" Bow snaps.
"Guys, guys, let's just finish the challenge. We're almost there and there's no need of violence. Let's all take a deep breath and-" Waluigi says before Peach cuts him off.
"I'm seriously about to punch you in the face right now." Peach roars.
"Okay, okay, okay, okay, like those bat creature like things. Might like come back. We need to like get the heck out of here before they like attack us again!" Goombella demands.
"Yeah. We need to win this challenge!" Mona states.
"Okay then, let's go." Rosalina says.
Everyone on the Poison Mushrooms start running toward the light source just to see the Fat Fireflowers' giant fire.
"Yeah, there's no way we'll win this challenge." Boo comments.
"Boo, start the fire. The rest of us will gather more wood and stuff to make it bigger before time runs out." Bow instructs.
"I'm gonna go rest!" Bootler announces as he floats away.
Boo starts a fire, which looks microscopic compared to the other team's.
"There is absolutely no way you guys can make a bigger fire then us! You all don't even have a lighter." Birdo boasts while laughing hysterically.
"Wait. You guys used a lighter? Isn't that cheating?" Mona asks.
Donkey Kong walks up to them with a large wooden flute in his hand. "I heard the big 'C' word used? Who cheated?"
"They used a lighter to make their fire." Pauline exclaims.
"I never said you couldn't use a lighter. Heh heh." Donkey Kong states. He walks away while playing the wooden flute. "Ouch. This is giving me splinters on my lips!"
Toadette is willingly putting small bandages from her large first aid kit all over Prince Mush's cuts.
"Toadette…" Prince Mush says under his breath.
"What's wrong sweetie?" Toadette asks while she continues putting bandages on him.
"Did you like my poem?" Prince Mush asks under his breath.
"Well, honestly" Toadette stares into Prince Mush's saddening eyes and realizes that she just has to lie. "I loved it, but can I tell you something?"
The wrestler starts looking worried. "What?"
"I actually really like you, but I'm not ready for a relationship. I just got over a bad breakup before I came on this show. You're really sweet, though. And, when I am ready, and if you still want me, I'll be there for you." Toadette says with a slight smile.
"I can wait until the end of time for you." Prince Mush says with a smile which causes Toadette to blush.
Toadette kisses Prince Mush's forehead. "You're really sweet. Now I have to get some more branches for the fire. Bye."
"Bye. I could try to help!" Prince Mush says.
"Nonsense! You must rest!" Toadette insists.
"Fine." Prince Mush smiles at Toadette.
Toadette turns around and smiles. "Why me?" She mutters to herself quietly still holding the smile.
Janette, Dry Bones, Luigi, and Koops all run up to Prince Mush.
"What did you guys just talk about. I need to know about it so I can gossip about it to Yoshi later!" Janette asks the wrestler.
"Just about the usual, she told me she wasn't ready for a relationship. I'm fine with waiting, a girl like her is worth waiting for." Prince Mush answers.
Koops smiles. "Aw, I wish I had a girl in my life like that- uh, I mean, um, Koopie Koo I love you! hehe" Koops covers his face just in case there's a camera on him.
"Straight up, dude. She'll be yours in no time at all." Dry Bones states.
"Oh, so now you try to be nice." Janette says to Dry Bones.
"I'll be nice when I want to be." Dry Bones replies.
Janette smells the weed and rolls her eyes. "Sure, sure."
"Why are you all slacking off? We have a challenge to win!" Shy Guy asks his team in rage.
"Just look at the other team's fire, we won this challenge. No doubt about that." Dry Bones states.
"I want a bigger fire! BIGGER!" Shy Guy sings loudly.
"Yeah. There are way too many stoners on this team…" Janette comments.
"Tell me about it." Luigi responds.
In Confessional
Koops - "Yeah, uh Koopie Koo, I didn't mean the thing I uh said I mean you are that girl in my life! I mean I, um, love you! I hope you, uh, aren't mad at me! I think the weed got to my, uh, head… not that I smoke. Mama if you're, um, watching this, I do not smoke… /Slaps forehead/
The Poison Mushrooms are all stressing about making their fire.
"Can we just call it quits? We're gonna lose no matter how wood we gather. There's no point in trying." Peach says as she sits on a log next to Bootler.
"I will never result to being a quitter." Mona states as she continues grabbing wood for the fire.
"That's gonna totally be my new life motto." Goombella says.
"Well, I don't know about you ashy buttocks, but I'm calling it quits. There's no point in gathering anymore wood." Yoshi announces as he sits on the other side of Bootler.
"Hey I sat here to get away from you teens!" Bootler shouts.
"Fine. I'll go gather the wood on my own." Mona utters.
"I'll like totally help you too! Because I will never result to being a quitter! I love that motto! I will never result to being a quitter!" Goombella chants.
Rosalina and Waluigi are both looking out at the sea while standing on some large rocks high above the shore.
"Wow, this is really beautiful." Rosalina says while looking at the waves crashing into the rocks.
"Hey. Stand in front of me and close your eyes. I want to show you something." Waluigi instructs Rosalina.
"Okay." The girl from space moves to in front of Waluigi standing on the edge of the rocks.
Waluigi grabs her arms and holds them out. "Now open your eyes."
"Uhh, I don't get it." Rosalina admits.
"You're supposed to say, 'I'm flying'. Haven't you ever seen Titanic?" Waluigi says.
"But I'm not flying…" Rosalina states.
Waluigi slips before he could explain the Titanic reference. They both tumble down and hit every rock until they fall into sea.
Pauline wants the bugs out of her arm. She gives Mario tweezers to get them.
"Okay, just get these bugs out of my arm please before I die. If you do, I'll let you sniff my hair." Pauline proclaims.
Mario crosses his arms. "No. This is a worth an armpit a sniff!"
"Then fine! You can sniff my armpit. Just get these stupid bugs out of my arm before I die." Pauline demands.
Mario carefully puts the tweezers in Pauline's arm as she screams in pain. Mario grasps onto one of the bugs and pulls it out. It is a small cicada that screeches loudly once Mario pulls it out.
"There's still one more! I can feel it! Can you get it?" Pauline asks.
"Yeah, sure."
Mario jabs the tweezers back inside Pauline's arm without a warning. He manages to easily grab the other cicada. He looks at it and notices that this one has blue eyes.
"Hey. A blue-eyed cicada. Aren't these supposed to be like ultra-rare or something like that?" Mario asks Pauline.
"Yeah! I heard they're like worth a lot of money." Goombella answers while tossing twigs into the fire.
"Get it away from me!" Pauline screams as she knocks the cicada out of the tweezers. It flies away.
Mario sighs. "Well there a goes a my easy fortune."
Donkey Kong walks up to the Poison Mushrooms' fire, and he laughs at how pathetic it looks.
"You guys would be stranded here because nobody will see this tiny fire! So, the Fat Fireflowers win the first part of the challenge. They win… a few koopa shells and bombs to throw at the other team on the race back." Donkey Kong announces.
"All that hard work for some dumb Koopa shells and bombs? Really? DK this is low for even you." Koops grunts.
"I know. That's the point." Donkey Kong smiles. He hands the Fat Fireflowers their items and Wario immediately grabs all the bombs.
"Explosives are awesome." Wario states.
"Now the race back to Camp Mamma Mia starts now! " Donkey Kong announces as he shoots a gun in the air.
The Fat Fireflowers all jump in their canoes and paddle away quickly.
"Uhh, where are our paddles?" Peach asks her team.
"We must have lost them in that path we took. Goodness, we are most definitely gonna lose this challenge." Boo sighs.
"Wait. I have an idea! Everyone get in the canoes, if I run fast enough I can run on Water causing us to go really fast and get back to shore." Yoshi suggests.
"Well we have no other options. Yoshi, you better do this right." Peach states.
Everyone on the team and Bootler pile up on the canoes. Yoshi runs as fast as he can, and his plan works as he starts running on the water.
Birdo and Wario are in their canoe, they're paddling…
"I wanna play with the bombs." Wario tells Birdo.
"I'm not letting you play with this dang bombs! I don't trust you one bit." Birdo snaps. She starts laughing. "Just kidding. Throw it in the air and let's see if it looks like a firework!"
Wario stupidly throws the bomb in the air as it lands on all the other bombs in their canoe causing them all to explode. It sends them both flying away. Yoshi is running his team as he just passes the place where the explosion happened.
The rest of the Fat Fireflowers reach the shore and jump in joy.
"We won! We won! " Koops cheers.
"About time we win." Dry Bones adds.
Yoshi is reaches the island slowly. His stamina is going down.
"Oh no. They beat us here! " Pauline states.
"We lost going back too! Ugh. Losers, losers, losers, losers, why are we all such losers? " Mona asks her team in frustration.
Donkey Kong walks up to both teams.
"And the Poison Mushrooms win the challenge!" Donkey Kong announces.
"Uh, that's a joke like last time, right?" Shy Guy asks in high hope.
Donkey Kong laughs. "No, you guys are missing Birdo and Wario." Birdo and Wario fall from the sky and land right in front of them. "Too bad. See you all at the campfire ceremony tonight."
"Wait. We won? " Peach asks.
"Yeah." Donkey Kong responds.
Everyone on the Poison Mushrooms begin cheering.
"Who are the losers now?" Mona asks Birdo.
"I don't care." Birdo says as she starts laughing loudly.
"…it's no fun if you don't get mad!" Mona stomps away.
"What happened out there?" Toadette snappily asked Wario.
"Uh, the bombs. I wanted to see a firework and-" Wario tries to explain with a frown. "Birdo was supposed to stop me!"
Toadette glares at Wario. "Birdo isn't responsible for your actions!" She stomps away causing Wario to sigh.
All the Fat Fireflowers are sitting on tree stumps around the bonfire while Donkey Kong is standing in front of them again. He's holding a plate with eight mushrooms on it.
"Welcome back! I'll make this one rather quick do to time restraints obviously the world couldn't even see who any of you voted for so this will be one suspenseful mushroom ceremony. Come up and get your mushrooms when your name is called. Shy Guy. Prince Mush. Luigi. Toadette. Dry Bones. Janette. Koops." They all jump up as the screen fast forwards to them sitting down with their mushrooms due to time restraints. "Last mushroom, whoever doesn't get it, dock of shame. Can't come back. Ever. I think we all should know all this by now. The final mushroom goes to Birdo."
"Oh thank goodness! I was out of my mind earlier…" Birdo thinks for a second "Wait a minute those brownies! Those were weed brownies."
Shy Guy laughs loudly and then runs away. "You'll never get me alive!"
"Get back here!" Birdo roars as she chases him.
"Wow. I've been voted off. It's cool, at least I wasn't booted off too early in the game, I guess. That's all I really wanted. Plus I got some well deserved screen time." Wario frowns.
"Dude, get out of here. We have time restraints!" Donkey Kong states.
Janette and Toadette both hug him before he leaves.
"Bye Wario!" Janette says.
"Bye beautiful ladies." Wario says as he slowly walks down the dock of shame but it fast forwards due to time restraints. "Good bye!" He waves one last time as the boat leaves.
Shy Guy is hanging off a tree from his underwear with dirt stuffed in it.
"I guess I deserved this in a way." Shy Guy mumbles to himself.
"Don't ever get me high ever again!" Birdo shouts at the stoner.
"Don't pretend you didn't like it!" Shy Guy shouts back.
"UGHHHH!" Birdo roars causing many birds to flee the island.
"The dirt actually feels kinda… good…" Shy Guy states as he just hangs there. "How am I gonna get down…"
Mario is sitting out front of his cabin. Peach walks up to him and sits right next to him.
"Hey Mario! I need something from you! Right now!" Peach exclaims.
"Sure, Peach, what a do you a need?" Mario replies.
"I need my bat back! My golf clubs barely do any damage to anything when I'm angry. You still have my bat, right?" Peach asks.
"Of course!" Mario answers.
"Good." Peach and Mario awkwardly stare at each other for a moment. "Stop staring at me and go get my bat!"
Mario runs in his cabin, grabs Peach's bat, and runs back out. "Here you are."
Peach grabs the bat while Mario is still holding it. They both smile at each other. Then Peach immediately snatches her bat and starts whacking Mario with it. "Don't ever take my bat again!" She snaps as he storms off leaving Mario confused.
Mario rubs his head. "Uhh… Ouch. Well, I have an armpit to sniff." Mario happily skips off the screen as the camera fades out.
End of episode nine
Wario's audition
Wario's audition starts off with him selling lemonade and garlic in front of his house. He's behind an old wooden lemonade stand that looks like it's falling apart. Wario turns and faces the camera.
"Hey. I'm Wario. There are two things I love in this world!" Wario says as a little kid walks up to the stand.
"Hey mister. That lemonade I bought didn't give me wings! I want my eighty dollars back!" The kid screams.
"Beat it kid!" Wario shouts which causes the kid to run away crying. Wario looks at the camera again "Oh yeah, those two things are garlic, and the sweet pleasure of ripping someone off! But mostly garlic!" Wario states as he rubs his hand through all the money he has.
A large woman walks up to the stand. "Excuse me sir, I heard you ripped off my son and I don't appreciate that!"
"Oh. Beat it!" Wario shouts.
The woman gasps. "Hold my purse Randy!"
The little kid grabs her purse as she tackles Wario causing the lemonade stand to break apart. She grabs all the money Wario has and tries to run off. Wario snatches his money back as he gets tackled again The person recording suddenly shuts the camera off.
Author's notes:
-I'm still working (procrastinating) on changing episodes 4-7 to story format.
-I'm still accepting OC's for interns (And they can be human). They'll appear when I ever see fit, but you should know this by now. :)
-Thanks for the reviews :D
-I'm sorry to any and all Wario fans out there. His character wasn't really growing on me. Maybe in a future season I could let his character develop more :)
-The characters I wanna hear your opinion about are Mona and Koops. Like before just give me your opinions, and stuff. It's much appreciated. :D
