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Mario Total Drama Island

Episode Thirteen

A Feeling of Zest

The host is standing on the dock of shame like usual. He begins the recap, "Previously, on Mario Total Drama Island, the campers tested their skills in the kitchen. Pauline pushed Peach too far in the beginning of the challenge and Peach bashed Pauline with a frying pan, knocking her unconscious. On the other team, Shy Guy volunteered to be the main chef and led his team to victory without an issue. Meanwhile, on the Poison Mushrooms, Peach proved herself to be a terrible leader, but the real problem with the other team was the large argument between Bow and her butler, Bootler. Because of that, Bow was the one eliminated. Now the number of campers remaining is starting to get low, and the merging of the two teams will be coming up in just a few episodes. Who will betray someone? What will Pauline do now that she's conscious? Find out tonight, in the most shocking campfire ceremony, on Mario Total Drama Island!"


The opening sequence begins


The first scene begins in the girls' side of the Poison Mushroom cabin. Peach is sitting on her bed painting her toenails and Mona is still asleep. Goombella walks in with her eyes wide open and filled with fear.

"Oh my gosh! Like Pauline is awake!" Goombella states as she sits down on her bed. "'What if she like kills me for like voting for Peach to be the team captain last challenge!"

Mona slowly opens her tired eyes and says, "Girl, just quit her petty alliance and fight for your own survival in this competition! We got your back!"

"Don't imply 'we'" Peach replies as continues painting her toenails. "I mean I'm the main target of Pauline right now…"

"I realized something, though, that was really dumb of us to eliminate Bow and turn on ourselves like that. We should've weakened Pauline's alliance, Peach. And Goombella you could help us get Pauline out of the competition too." Mona states as she wipes her eyes and gets out of bed.

"I don't know, I mean sure, Pauline betrayed the team. But like she like never betrayed the alliance. I believe if you guys all joined her side there wouldn't be any conflicts!" Goombella responds.

"Me being under Pauline's every command, HA! Like that'll ever happen." Mona states as she laughs.

Pauline steps into the cabin and the entire room goes silent. Pauline is holding an ice pack to her head, but other than that she looks normal. Pauline doesn't say anything as she sits on her bed.


In Confessional

Peach - "Pauline's silence speaks louder than words…"

Pauline - "I remember exactly everything that happened before I went unconscious. I know Peach hit me with a frying pan, and I'm seeking revenge. For now I'm gonna act nice, and try to change the team's opinion about me just so I can drop them out of the competition one by one. Seriously, Peach and Mona have to go!"

Goombella - "Like I don't like all the tension among my team right now. Like that's why Yoshi is like the only one I'm cool with on my team. He's totally not mixed in the tension, like he's just merely a tool."


Prince Mush and Toadette are sitting on the edge of the dock of shame. They share flirtatious smiles for a second then immediately look away.

"Yeah, I guess I should get some breakfast before Donkey Kong assigns us another impossible challenge. You coming?" Prince Mush says and he stands up.

"Nah. I'm not very hungry, but you can go ahead." Toadette says with a slight smile.

"Okay, I'll bring you back something regardless if you're hungry or not." Prince Mush states as he gets up and heads to the main lodge.

Toadette gets up and walks down to the forest and notices a small baby black and white striped bunny.

"Aww, a bunny!" Toadette says as she tries to grab it. The bunny just hisses at her loudly and hops away quickly. "Oh, so it's gonna be like that? Well, now you're just some bunny that I used to know."

Toadette sits back down on the edge of the dock of shame and sighs for a moment.


Boo looks down in front of his cabin. Birdo notices him, sighs, and walks up to him to cheer him up.

"Hey, Boo, what's wrong?" Birdo asks.

"I'm trying to stay strong for Bow's sake of being eliminated, but I feel betrayed by everyone I thought were my friends…" Boo sighs.

"Boo, they didn't betray you, they were never on YOUR side. Understand what I'm saying?" Birdo explains.

"So I'm in this competition alone, now that Bow's gone." Boo sighs loudly.

"In a competition like this, you can't even rely on your team because they could just vote you off at any given moment." Birdo replies with a shrug.

"I guess your right…" Boo says as he gets up. "Maybe breakfast will cheer me up…"


In Confessional

Boo - "I've made up my mind! I'm going to join Pauline's alliance. It's my only chance of survival for right now." Most of the campers are sitting in the main lodge eating breakfast. Pauline sits down at her table without saying a word. Mona and Peach are sitting all the way on the other end of the table. Mona pulls Peach closer to her to tell her something.


"Peach, the fact that you hit Peach in the head with a frying pan gave me the greatest plan ever!" Mona states with a devious smile.

"Uhh…what?" Peach asks as she eats some of her gruel she got for breakfast.

"I've realized the only way to take down Pauline is to get inside that head of hers, know what she's thinking at all times. The only way that could happen-" Peach takes a sip of her drink. "is if you join Pauline's alliance!" Peach spits her drink out and it lands all over Yoshi who was walking by.

"What?! Pauline hates me! Besides, I mean I hate her. That's sexist towards me!" Peach quietly replies.

"Girl. That is in no way sexist. Think about it, you pretend you're really guilty for what you did and say you hope she'll accept your loyalty-"

Peach cuts Mona off, "I'm not a dog, Mona."

"…in her alliance and then BAM, you're in. " Mona states with a clap.

"Mona, it's not really that simple. Besides if I do somehow get in her alliance, she'll never let me quit!"

"It's about breaking apart her alliance and then destroying her!" Mona states.

"This just doesn't seem… right." Peach says as she gets up to talk to Pauline.

"So that's the story of how I like totally thought I lost my hair but it turned out I just had my helmet on my head." Goombella explains.

Pauline looks bored with her right hand pressed against her cheek. "How fascinating…" She replies.

"Uh, h- hey Pauline, uh, how are you feeling?" Peach asks as she sits down right in between Yoshi and Mario.

"Yeah, Peach, you can't sit here! Those are the rules of life or something…" Yoshi states as he begins rubbing his chin in deep thought.

"Look, Pauline, I'm sorry for, oh you know, hitting you with a frying pan and all… yeah, I feel, um, really guilty about it and…"

"Dang I have gas!" Yoshi randomly blurts out as he farts loudly.

"Pauline I want you to accept my loyalty. I'll be part of your, uh, alliance or whatever. You win." Peach said with her head down.

"Okay. Peach, something is CLEARLY up with you guys. Boo asked me earlier that he wanted to join my alliance. I rejected his offer since I don't need new people in my alliance… or so I thought. Hmm… Peach…something about you I just can't seem to trust…"

"Pauline, please! I really don't want to get eliminated next or die or whatever!" Peach pleaded.

Pauline thinks for a second and then smiles deviously. She gives Goombella a weird glare and then looks back at Peach.

"Okay," She says. "You're in my alliance, but you must abide by MY rules."

"That's fine." Peach replies.


In Confessional

Pauline - "I know Peach is up to something, but hey, her joining my alliance is a good thing. It helps me learn my enemy…"

Luigi - "Hey, Daisy, if you is watching this, I want you to know that I miss you! Yeah, that's all I really wanted to say."


"Listen up maggots! Get your butts down to the dock of shame right now! Today I, the great Zess T, am in charge! I will make sure to exhaust your bodies, minds, and even souls after today's challenge! What are you all just sitting around for? Get to the dock of shame or you WILL be eliminated!" Zess T screamed into the speaker.

Everyone immediately stands up and runs out of the mess hall and heads to the dock of shame.

"About time you all got here!" Zess T screams.

"Uh, what happened to DK?" Janette asks.

Zess T gets really close to Janette. "DK isn't here right now! Do you have a problem with that? Because if you do, you will be eliminated!"

"Uh no sir… erm ma'am!" Janette replies as she immediately covers her mouth before saying anything more stupid.

Zess T gets even closer to Janette. "Do I look like a sir?! And you WILL not address me as sir or ma'am, you all WILL refer to me as sergeant! Do I make myself clear?"

All the campers slowly nod.

Zess T smiles. "Excellent. Let's start the first challenge, shall we?"

All the campers are assembled at the beach with their teammates. There is a large trail of coal stretched out in front of the two teams.

"What up with the coal?" Luigi asks.

"Excellent question!" Zess T replies with a grin. "The first challenge is all about taking risks. You all will run across this coal while it's lit. This will test your true endurance. If you refuse to run across the hot coal, YOU WILL BE ELIMINATED, from today's challenge, not from the competition. Alright I flipped a coin and the pesky Fireflowers are up first. But before we start, my lovely niece, Natalie, will light the coal."

A pale skinned toad girl with a white mushroom cap that has brown spots walks up to the coal. She flips her dark brown hair back and lights the coal on fire quickly.


In Confessional

Zess T - "Okay, yeah I'm the one that dragged my niece on the island. But, I mean c'mon the girl has no life whatsoever. All she cares about is cleanliness, I mean she's so awkward. She has no friends, I wonder where she gets that trait from /thinks for a second/ yep nooo idea…

Natalie - "Oh God, this confessional is filthy…"


"Alright everyone, take your shoes off!" Zess T orders. All the campers wearing shoes quickly takes them off. "Now, which Fireflower is willing to go first?"

"I guess I'll go first. I mean I really want to get it over with, and it can't be THAT bad." Toadette ponders out loud.

"Okay then, go." Zess T replies with a loud condescending laugh.

Toadette takes a deep breath and steps on the hot coal. She screams loudly and chants, "Ah. Ee. Oh." as she runs across the hot coal.

"Nice job." Zess T tells Toadette. Then she turns to look at the rest of the Fat Fireflowers. "Okay, which one of you is next?"

Birdo steps forward. "Me! I used to do this all the time when I was bored, so it'll literally have no effect on me."

"You actually run across fire for fun?" Luigi asks Birdo.

"What? It's not like I had anything better to do." Birdo justifies.

She steps on the coal and runs across it without letting out any sound. Prince Mush steps on the coal next and runs across it as fast as he can. He screams loudly with each blistering step he takes then he reaches the end.

"I need some ice to put on my feet!" He states as he looks at the bottom of his feet.

"Ew, when was the last time you clipped your toenails?" Birdo asks Prince Mush while examining his feet.

"You're supposed to clip them?" Prince Mush replies as he stares at his long sharp toenail on his big toe.

"That's a good murder weapon though…" Birdo comments.

"Okay, which loser will be going next?" Zess T asks. Luigi steps forward.

"This will be for you Daisy!" Luigi shouts as he runs across the coal. He lets out loud cries while he runs and has tears running down his cheeks when he finishes.

"Ouch now it hurts to walk!" Luigi cries.

"Oh suck it up." Birdo rudely replies.

"Hey, this looks kinda fun, now I'll know how a blunt feels every time you light it!" Shy Guy states as he runs across the coal while he screams loudly.

"I'll go next, but the fire will have no effect on me because I'm already deteriorated." Dry Bones brags.

"Oh don't worry, this is only the first challenge there are plenty more and at least one of them will have you crying for your mommy!" Zess T states.

"Whatever you say, I don't see you running across this hot coal…" Dry Bones murmurs quietly but Zess T hears him.

"Are you questioning my intellect?" Zess T asks in annoyance.

"I can't question something you don't have…" Dry Bones mutters to himself and Zess T doesn't hear him this time. He runs across the fiery coal and had no problems.

Zess T turns to the two remaining Fat Fireflowers that both look terrified. Janette shares a glance with Koops for a second and then she glances at Zess T in horror.

"Yeah… I'm not doing this." Janette states.

"Excellent!" Zess T cheers. "Now I get to explain what happens when you don't complete a challenge, quit, or whatever for today's challenge. Quitters and losers must walk down the dock of shame where you'll see a microphone and a camera set up. You must face the camera and say, "My name is blank, and I would never make it in the Marines, also I'm an ugly loser who has nothing better to do during the day but cry and eat Spicy Nacho Doritos."

"…But I love Spicy Nacho Doritos…" Janette comments with a blank expression on her face.

"Figures." Zess T replies. "Now go walk to that camera and say what I just told you."

"…But I just forgot what you just told me…" Janette replies in fear.

Zess T pulls out a piece of paper out of her pocket and unfolds it. She hands it Janette and says, "Here's a script, just say that into the camera but instead of the blank you say your name, understand?"

"Oh, yeah." Janette replies as she walks down the dock of shame, grabs the microphone, and says to the camera, "My name is Janette, and I would never make it in the Marines, also I'm an ugly loser who has nothing better to do during the day but cry and eat Spicy Nacho Doritos."

"Okay, Koopa, are you gonna run this or not?" Zess T asks Koops.

"I'm gonna do it! I need to be braver!" Koops states as he runs across the coal while screaming loudly.

"Congrats, dude." Birdo said as she smacked the back of Koops' shell.

"Alright, Poison Mushrooms, it's your guy's turn. Who's up first on this pathetic team?" Zess T asks. Boo immediately floats forward.

"Me, most definitely. Heh heh." Boo laughs loudly as he easily floats over the hot coal without getting burned at all. "I think you forgot that I can float when you came up with this lame excuse for a challenge. Heh heh."

"Oh crap, I forgot this heifa could float…" Zess t whispers to herself quietly. She smiles and looks up. Then she says, "Alright, who's gonna go next?"

Mona steps forward along with Peach and Pauline.

"Are you guys serious?" Mona asks Peach and Pauline.

"I was going to go next, but Mona, you can go before me!" Peach insists.

"Um, too bad, I'm going next!" Pauline announces. She pushes Peach and Mona out of her way and runs across the fiery coal. She grunts and curses under breath various times as she runs across it.

"This can't be that bad." Mona comments as she runs across the hot coal and lets out a loud cry when she finishes. She Immediately sits down and looks at the bottom of her feet.

"I guess, I'll go next since I stepped forward…" Peach sighs as she immediately runs across the coal. She screams multiple times while running across the hot coal.

Mario stepped forward next. "I'll a go a next." He runs across the coal and lets out a loud girlish scream before he finishes. "I need to a put my a feet in a bucket of ice!" He cries.

Zess T looks at Goombella and Yoshi. "Well… are you two running across this hot coal or not?"

"I'll try it, I guess. I mean is the coal going to be hot?" Yoshi asks as he looks over at the small layer of fire built up on top of the coal.

"No, it's not hot at all." Zess T answers sarcastically.

"Oh, okay, I guess I'll run across this then." Yoshi states as he runs half way across the path and then jumps off of it because it's too hot.

"Yoshi, you stepped off the coal, that means you quit, so you'll have to do the same exact this Janette just did." Zess T states as she gives Yoshi a script.

Yoshi sighs and walks down the dock of shame. He grabs the microphone, looks into the camera and says, "My name is Yoshi, and I would never make it in the Marines, also I'm an ugly loser who has nothing better to do during the day but cry and eat Spicy Nacho Doritos."

"Okay, Goomba girl, you're the last one for this challenge, are you going to do it or not?" Zess T asks loudly.

"Um, well, I will not result to being a quitter so, yeah, like I'll try it. But I have a question, can you get athletes foot from doing this?"

"Girl, your hair color really suits you. And no, you can't get athletes foot from doing this challenge. The only way I believe you could athletes foot is if you deliberately rub for foot across my mushroom cap."

"Uh, okay?" Goombella replies. She runs across the hot coal and screams louder than all the people that went before her.


All the campers except Yoshi and Janette are sitting in the main lodge. There's a large projector on the side, making it obvious that the campers are about to watch a movie.

"Okay, you guys aren't getting lunch until; after your second challenge." Zess T explains with a loud cackle. "Unless you quit this challenge then you can get a small buffet that Yoshi and Janette are enjoying right now."

"Wait, we get rewarded for not taking part in these challenges?" Luigi asks.

"No, if you complete the challenge you still get to eat at the buffet, but you just have to wait until this particular challenge ends." Zess T explains. "Anyways, enough of that, let me explain your second challenge for the day, it's actually a lot easier than running across hot coal. All you guys have to do is watch a boring four hour documentary, which I'll quiz you on. If you pass the quiz you pass this challenge, simple as that. Alright, no snacks, no weed, no phones, no talking, and no sleeping. If you so happen to break any of those rules, you will be eliminated, and you must walk down the dock of shame and do what Janette and Yoshi did earlier. So, yeah, good luck."

"What's the documentary about?" Birdo asks.

"It's about the history of ants or something like that, I made sure it was extra boring just for you guys." Zess T states with a wide grin.

"Ugh, this will be just like how my economics class was, all we did was watch boring documentaries on things no one cares about. And then take a test on them. Ugh, how I hated that class…" Mona states.

"Yeah, that's how my gym class. You'd think we'd actually move around in gym, but no, my fat gym teacher only wants us watching documentaries." Boo complains.

"That sounds like the worst teacher ever." Goombella comments.

"I have a question, are the questions on the test going to be multiple choice?" Peach asks Zess T.

"Yeah, I mean, who do I look like trying to grade a written response test. Besides I don't want to try and read all ya'lls terrible handwriting." Zess T answers. "Enough of my babbling, lets get on with the documentary."

Zess T turns the documentary on and within five minutes everyone instantly got bored. Mario's stomach begins rumbling because he was already hungry. An hour in and Shy Guy falls asleep on the table. Zess T wakes him up.

"Yeah, Shy Guy, I said you can't fall asleep and you went ahead and made yourself comfy. Dock of shame you go."

"What? This was really boring…" Shy Guy says as he yawns. Zess T hands him a script, and kicks him out of the main lodge. He walks down the dock of shame and looks directly at the camera and says, "My name is Shy Guy, even though I'm not really that shy. But I guess the mask says otherwise… potheads aren't shy though, so, uh yeah… what was I doing again. Oh yeah I was reading this script thing that Zess T gave me… okay where was I… oh right here… and I would never make it in the Marines, also I'm an ugly loser who has nothing better to do during the day but cry and eat Spicy Nacho Doritos… Yeah, but I'd never join the marines because you can't smoke while your in there, so yeah…"

Two hours in and everyone is extremely bored. Toadette and Koops decide to take notes on the video because they want to be prepared for the test. Goombella starts doing her makeup with her feet, Peach begins drawing a self portrait of herself, Luigi is drawing a little animation of Daisy with note cards, Prince Mush is gazing at Toadette, Mona is polishing some of her gold trophies she brought to the island with her, and everyone else is just watching the documentary. After the third hour, no one fell asleep. After the fourth hour, Zess T takes out the tests and places one in front of each of the remaining campers. Shy Guy, Yoshi, and Janette all walk in the main lodge to laugh at all the campers that are taking the test.

"hehe, I looked at the test and it looks difficult." Janette states.

"Yeah, I didn't understand anything on it…" Yoshi confesses. "Good thing I'm not taking it, because that would be stealing…"

Zess T walks up to Toadette and Koops and snatches the papers they were writing notes on. "No using notes on the test!" She hisses as she slams two test papers in front of them.

"Sheesh, make this challenge harder than it is… why don't you?" Koops mumbles. "I, uh, wrote all those stupid notes for nothing."

Zess T walks up to Birdo and slams a test in front of her.

"I ain't afraid of this test!" Birdo states.

Zess T rolls her eyes and walks up to Mona, who is still polishing her trophies. Zess T knocks all the trophies onto the floor which causes Mona to gasp loudly.

"That's so rude!" Mona shouts.

Zess T doesn't reply, all she does is slam a test in front of her and walks away. She reaches Peach and looks at her self portrait.

"Is that supposed to be me?" Zess T asks knowing that the portrait really isn't her.

"No, it's me obviously." Peach replies.

"Oh, so if that's the case." Zess T says as she picks up the portrait and rips it in half. She then slams a test down in front of Peach.

"Ugh, you're so mean." Peach mutters following with a few curse words.

Zess T walks up to Luigi while he's still working on his animation of Daisy. Zess T snatches it off the table. She flips through it and laughs loudly.

"You must really miss this chick…" Zess T comments.

"Uh, yeah, I do. You got a problem with that?" Luigi asks.

Zess T tosses the animation on the floor and slams a test in front of Luigi. "Yeah, if you fail this test, I know exactly who to blame…"

"I'd blame myself before I'd blame Daisy!" Luigi shouts.

"Then who exactly was the cause of Daisy's elimination? She obviously got voted off for a reason." Zess T sassily replies.

"Ugh. I can't stand you." Luigi mumbles.

Zess T walks up to Prince Mush while he's still staring at Toadette. Zess T slaps him across his face to get his attention.

"Sometimes I wonder boy. I honestly believe you are one of those psycho stalkers, but you just don't look like one. Anyways, my niece is single and I…"

"What? Zess T, I though you already knew who I liked…" Prince Mush replies in confusion.

"Ugh. Well never mind…" Zess T responds as she slams a test in front of Prince Mush without saying another word.

"Okay you all have an hour to finish the test, if you finish early just sit there and wait. I'm not collecting tests early. If you fall asleep, you will be eliminated!" Zess T announces.


In Confessional

Dry Bones - "Yeah, I really think it was an awesome idea putting Zess T in charge. I'm gonna do my best to get under her skin because let's face it, her challenges are too easy for me.

Mario - "I a just a found out a that Peach joined a Pauline's alliance. What the heck a is a wrong with her?"

Pauline - "After this challenge thing, I'm really gonna test Peach's loyalty, because no part of me trusts her. I can always get rid of anytime I want, so if she is faking, she better fake it dang well…"


A timer goes off in the main lodge and Zess T attempts to grab Koops' test but he hisses at her loudly like a snake.

"I'm not done yet! I only have one more answer to finish!" He cries as Zess T manages to take the test from him. Zess T eventually takes everyone's tests and looks over all of them carefully. "Okay, everyone passed… I mean you guys didn't really think I was gonna grade these things, did ya? Anyways, you all get an hour break, then the real training begins!"

"Like thank goodness she didn't grade those tests, I know I would've so totally failed. I just picked C for everything…" Goombella confesses.

"That's the secret as to how I managed to score over a nineteen hundred on the SAT…" Shy Guy tells Goombella.

"You're lying." Janette replies.

"I actually believe him, I mean, there's always a twenty-five percent chance the answer is right and I guess most tests are biased towards C…" Boo replies.

Janette shakes her head. "But what about the essay, and the written response math questions? There is no way he scored a nineteen hundred."

"Well, I'm good at writing essays and points don't get deducted if you get the written response questions wrong." Shy Guy explains.

"Are you guys seriously wasting your one hour break talking about tests?" Birdo questions all the campers that were talking.

"I wish Daisy was here so I'd have something to do… eh I guess I'll just go play video games… alone… because Daisy ain't here wit me." Luigi sighs as he slowly walks out of the main lodge.

"Uh, okay, even I'm getting annoyed of Luigi's constant moping about Daisy, I mean he does know that, uh, moping won't bring her back, right?" Koops tells Birdo.

"He's been annoying me before Daisy got eliminated…" Birdo simply replies as her and Koops walk out of the main lodge. Many others eventually leave the main lodge as well.

Pauline, Peach, Goombella, Yoshi, Boo, and Mario are the only ones left in the main lodge. Boo is waiting for Pauline to be alone so he can ask why he can't be in Pauline's alliance. Pauline is examining Peach very closely.

"Peach, if you truly want to be in my alliance you have to work on this appearance of yours…" Pauline states.

"Ohmigosh! I was like totally thinking the same thing!" Goombella adds.

"Shut up!" Pauline orders Goombella as she elbows her.

"Uh, okay… what exactly do you mean I have to work on my appearance? What's wrong with it?" Peach asks while feeling very offended and annoyed.

"Don't worry, I'll help fix all these problems you have going on." Pauline says with a wide grin.

Yoshi changes the voice on his translator. "Oh, she's gonna make you look fabulous!: He squeals.

"Uh, okay, Pauline, anything to show you that I'm truly sorry." Peach says even though she really wants to punch Pauline in the face.

"Okay, first you need to shave off those raunchy sideburns. Like that's appalling. It's a wonder why you're always gonna get kidnapped in the future…" Pauline states. She grabs a battery-powered electric razor.

"But… I like my sideburns… they make me different from any other girl Nintendo has made…" Peach confesses.

"Uh, what's a Nintendo?" Goombella asks.

"I don't know. Wait… Pauline what do you mean I'm gonna always get kidnapped?" Peach asks.

"Never mind that, now are you gonna let me shave them gnarly sideburns off or what?" Pauline replies.

"…Fine." Peach sighs. "Go ahead… shave them off…"

Pauline shaves off Peach's sideburns slowly and Peach breathes heavily because she wants to get it over with.

"Okay, I'm done… now it's time to cute your hair." Pauline announces as Yoshi hands her a pair of scissors.

"Uh… what?" Peach replies.

"Don't you know? I mean long hair like so totally doesn't suit a skinny blonde like you. Like you should so totally cut it because layered hair is like so last year!" Goombella states.

"Yeah giirrrllll!" Yoshi agrees.

"Peach, I mean if you don't want to go through with this that's fine…" Pauline says with a vindictive glare.

"No, I mean go ahead, c-cut my hair…" Peach replies nervously.


Luigi is in his cabin playing Mall of Duty. Prince Mush walks in and watches him as he is playing terribly.

"Dude, you're doing awful." Prince Mush says as he watches Luigi's character die eleven times in a row.

"What's the point if I don't have Daisy with me. My phone broke and now I can't even call her. She's probably pissed off at me because I ain't texting her back and I don't know what to do." Luigi states.

"Dude, chill out. She'll understand." Prince Mush replies.

"But, I really miss her yo. I never felt dis way about anyone before, like I can't even focus on the competition anymore because that's how much I miss her." Luigi states.

"Dude, you gotta focus!" Prince Mush states as he slaps Luigi across his face. "Eyes on the prize."

"Ouch." Luigi states. "Was the slapping really necessary?"

"Well, not really, I just slapped you to add dramatic effect." Prince Mush replies.

Luigi punches Prince Mush in his stomach. "How's dat for dramatic effect?" Luigi asks in annoyance.

"Heh heh… ouch." Prince Mush says with a shortage of breath.


Birdo is lifting weights. She has two hundred pounds on both sides of her large weight. She is attempting to lift the weight.

"Okay, Birdo, you are strong, you are somewhat good looking, and you won monopoly! You can lift this!" Birdo says to motivate herself.

As she begins lifting the weight a bear walks right near the cabins behind her. A bunny runs by and the bear grabs the bunny, wipes his behind with the bunny as the bear walks away it tosses the bunny behind him and the bunny lands right into Birdo's large funnel-shaped snout. She shoots the bunny out of her snout like a gun and it hits Shy Guy.

"That's one way to make someone's day crappy…" Shy Guy comments with a loud laugh.

"Wow, I'm actually proud of how far I shot that bunny out my snout. Shy Guy, did that hurt you?" Birdo states.

"Nah, I'm fine." Shy Guy states with a laugh. The rabbit immediately runs away as fast as possible.

Yoshi is flat ironing Peach's hair that has just been cut. While he's doing that, Pauline notices Boo just sitting there.

"And what do you want?" Pauline asks the adorable ghost.

"Pauline, why aren't you allowing me to be in your alliance? I'd be the perfect inclusion!" Boo complains.

"Boo, I'd honestly advise you not to join my alliance at this time. I mean, I have a lot of plans coming up and you'd probably just get in the way. I mean I'd let you join, but your girlfriend leaving is not a good reason to go against what you believe in and join my alliance." Pauline replies as she paints her fingernails a dark shade of red.

Boo says, "Pauline, I guess you're right. Wait… why is Peach allowed in your alliance? I mean she hates you. She beat you with a frying pan for goodness sake."

"Boo, I know." Pauline simply replies as she finishes painting her last nail and stands up. "But Boo, keep to yourself and you might make it pretty far in this competition."

"Uh… okay?" Boo replies as he decides to float out of the main lodge not understanding what Pauline was talking about.


In Confessional

Boo - "Uh, was Pauline actually being sincere? Was she actually looking out for me? Something just doesn't add up…"

Peach - /She now has straight hair the barely touches her shoulders. She breathes heavily before speaking. She's referring to being in Pauline's alliance/ I don't know if I can do this. She shaved my sideburns! Also, she cut my long hair and now it's as short as Daisy's. Now, she's making it a requirement that I wear red instead of pink. /She takes another deep breath/ I don't think it can get any worse…"

Natalie - /While scrubbing the toilet and singing/ Scrub, scrub, scrub, I like to scrub!


"Okay, Peachie, now you gotta fix that makeup of yours. Lavender would suit you so yeah here put on the eye makeup." Pauline says as she hits Peach in the eye with eye makeup.

"Uhh…." Peach replies before Pauline cuts her off.

"Red lipstick! Definitely shows people a girl's true colors!" Pauline states as she throws the lipstick at Peach.

"Stop throwing stuff at me!" Peach replies.

"Oh, this nail polish would look perfect on you." Pauline laughs as she throws the nail polish at Peach and it hits her in the forehead.

"Okay, break's over you butts! Get down to the dock of shame so we can start the next challenge!" Zess T screams into the intercom.

"Ugh. I guess we'll have to continue this after the challenge!" Pauline complains as she walks out of the cabin.

Peach looks over to Goombella. "Uh Goombella, do you still think Pauline is holding a grudge against me for hitting her in the head with that frying pan."

"Like I don't know. I mean she's never acted like this before. I have like no idea about this." Goombella states.

"Oh okay," Peach replies with a smile.

"Come on, Yoshi, like, let's get to the dock of shame." Goombella states.

"I can't I been eliminated remember?" Yoshi sighs. "I'm gonna go make some tacos to ease my pain."

"Uh, kay. Save me one." Goombella replies with a wink; she walks out of the main lodge.

Yoshi skips off to the kitchen to cook tacos for himself.

Mario and Peach are the only ones left in the main lodge. Mario sits next to Peach, nonchalantly sniffs her hair, after Peach gives him a glare he says, "Uh, Peach, it's a not a smart to a join Pauline's alliance! I a mean a why a are you a joining the alliance in the first place?"

"Oh please, Mario. This is all strategy to truly get Pauline off the island." Peach states.

"Pauline is a good at a catching saboteurs like a you. Peach you shouldn't have done this. It could a result in your elimination." Mario states.

"Mario, I'll be fine." Peach states.

Zess T barges into the main lodge. "There you guys are! You guys are holding everyone up! Get to the dock of shame right now!"

Mario and Peach run out of the main lodge as fast as they can Zess T follows behind them.


"Okay, now that I took care of that, let's get started with the next challenge. Zess T pulls out a small radio. Now, I hope you guys like Crazy Gaga because I'm about to listen to my favorite song from her, Bad toe jam, nonstop! And for your next challenge you all will dance to it exactly how I show you." Zess T commands. "And you will NOT complain about me singing along to the song."

Donkey Kong walks up to everyone and grins. "What's up everyone? How's Zess T's challenge working out for you all?"

"These challenges are way too easy! Donkey Kong, you could've came up with way better challenges." Dry Bones states.

"I'm just here to observe, because Zess T and I bet on who would come up with more torturous challenges." Donkey Kong says.

"Uh, so she's in charge, um, of this challenge all because of a bet? That makes perfect sense." Koops comments.

"Anyways, let's get this challenge on the road!" Zess T states as she presses play on her radio.

Zess begins dancing by doing the moon walk and all the remaining campers moonwalk right after her. Then she holds her hands out which are crossed and jumps sideways yelling out "hangman style!" Then she pretends to use a lasso while she continues jumping around. All the campers follow exactly what Zess T does.

"Tra tra tra la la tra la oh gaga, just heal the toe jam!" Zess T sings as she continues dancing.


In Confessional

Mona - "The worst part of today's challenge? The dancing definitely the dancing. Zess T's singing was just icing on the cake…"

Boo - "I loved the dancing part of today's challenge. I guess that's because Zess T played my favorite song while we danced."


The remaining campers are standing near a large obstacle course that Zess T created. The obstacle course features many things that would be found on a boot camp. There is a wall that must be climbed over, mud the campers must crawl across, a rope to swing across, a firing range that the campers must run across and not get hit with the nerf guns being shot at them. There are small rocks on a Slip-and-Slide that the campers must jump across. Lastly there is a large wooden pole that was almost a hundred feet high with an arrow which the campers must also climb.

"Okay, today is officially your first day of boot camp! Behind me you all see an obstacle course that you all must complete this perfectly! First you all will climb over that wall which I would say is pretty simple. Then you all must crawl across the mud in under a minute. Next you swing across the rope which is probably the easiest part of this obstacle course. If you fall, you start over, simple as that. Then you all must run across a one hundred meter firing range where nerf guns are shooting at you at different angles. If one hits you, you will have to start the entire obstacle course over. Then you all will run over to the large Slip-And-Slide and hop across those rocks while carrying large buckets of goat milk on your back. If you fall you must start over and then-"

"Wait. Why goat milk?" Dry Bones asks.

"I should ring your neck for interrupting me like that! And I wanted it to be goat milk! Don't question me!" Zess T yells.

"Seems legit." Dry Bones comments with a shrug.

"Anyways, for the last part of the obstacle course, you all will retrieve that arrow up on top of that large wooden pole. But you must carry this fat toad I found on the street on your back while you climb." Zess T explains.

The fat Toad waves. "Hey what's up."

"So are we like going one at a time or like all together, because like it would totally be unorganized if we all went at one time. And like how am I supposed to grab on to that wall or climb that pole. Like I have no hands!" Goombella states.

"Hmm, I guess you could use your teeth? If I have to I'll make you exempt for the pole though, but you have to find a way to climb that wall." Zess T answers. "And yes. You all will be going one at a time, because I want to watch each and every one of your misery so I can truly soak it in. Okay, so the Fat Fireflowers went first for the coal challenge, so the Poison Mushrooms are up first."

Mona steps forward. "I'm going first!"

"Okay, then. Good luck." Zess T replies as she sits down in a chair and takes a sip of her coffee.

"Pshh. I don't need luck." Mona states.

She begins the obstacle course. She falls over to the other side and dusts herself off. Then she runs into the mud and crawls through it quickly without a problem. She swings across the rope and runs to the firing range. She runs across the firing range and then attempts to run to the Slip-and-Slide but Zess t stops her and pulls a nerf bullet that was stuck to her back.

"Yep. Now you have to start all over." Zess T exclaims with a wide grin.

"Ugh. This challenge will take forever…" Mona complains.

Mona eventually finishes, and Boo volunteers to go next. He struggles to climb the wall but eventually gets over it. He crawls through the mud and swings across with the rope easily. Zess T begins playing Mission Impossible in the background. Boo turns himself invisible, making it impossible for the nerf bullets to hit him, before floating through the firing range.

"This is the best defense mechanism ever. Heh heh." Boo states referring to his ability to turn himself invisible.

"That's not fair!" Birdo yells.

"All is fair in love and war." Zess T states.

Boo floats across the shooting range and then easily floats over to the Slip-and-Slide, and grabs the two large buckets of goat milk. He easily passes that because he can float and doesn't have to jump across the rocks. The fat Toad then hops on his back.

"Oh, you need to go on a diet!" Boo states as he struggles to walk over to a large array of plungers Zess T left out. Boo grabs two plungers and uses them to climb the pole.

"Hey Zess T, that's not fair either! He can't use those plungers!" Prince Mush complains.

"Well, I never said people can't use props, Boo is just flying through these challenges isn't he?" Zess T states.

Boo climbs the pole and grabs the arrow. He falls off the pole and the fat Toad lands right on top of him, crushing him. "Ugh. I didn't turn invisible in time heh heh." Boo states as he's being crushing by the fat Toad.

"Alright, Mario, you're next." Zess T says as she shoots another arrow to the tope of the pole.

"Mamma mia!" Mario cries out.

"Yeah, let's not bring up the name of this horrendous island! Just do the obstacle course!" Zess T orders.

Mario walks up to the wall and attempts to climb over it but falls off it. He attempts to climb it six more times and falls each time. On his eighth try he makes it over the wall. Mario crawls through the mud, but he does it too slow. Zess T makes him start over again. After ten tries, he gets over the wall again. He crawls through the mud again and barely makes it within the time limit. He runs over to the rope and attempts to swing across it, but he slips and falls. Zess T makes him start over from the beginning.

"This is a really hard!" Mario states while he walks back to the wall to climb it again.

After only three tries Mario climbs the wall again. He crawls through the mud, but fails to make the time limit again. He attempts to climb the wall again but he falls. Zess T walks up to him.

"You wanna quit?" Zess T asks. "There is no way you're going to finish this entire obstacle course."

"Yes! I want to a quit so a bad!" Mario cries as he runs down the dock of shame in glee. Zess T runs after him and hands him a script.

"Don't forget the script!" Zess T states with a laugh.

Mario walks down the dock of shame and looks directly at the camera and says, "My name is a Mario, and I would never make it in the Marines, also I'm an ugly loser who has nothing better to do during the day but cry and eat Spicy Nacho Doritos."

"Okay, I guess Pauline is going next." Zess T states.

"I didn't volunteer myself to go next, so I don't know what you're talking about." Pauline sassily replies.

"Well, either you do the obstacle course now, or you get eliminated! Your choice!" Zess T yells in Pauline's face.

Pauline rolls her eyes and goes through the obstacle course. She climbs the wall without a problem and then looks at the mud in disgust.

"This is a designer outfit I have on." Pauline states.

"And?" Zess T simply replies.

"Yup, I'm quitting!" Pauline states as she snatches a script from out of Zess T's pocket and walks down the dock of shame.

"Yeesh what a b-" Zess T says before Goombella cuts her off.

"Like who is going next?" she asks in fear.

"Oh, after Pauline reads her script, Peach will be going next." Zess T replies.

Pauline looks at the camera and says, "My name is Pauline, and I would never make it in the Marines, also I'm an ugly loser who has nothing better to do during the day but cry and eat Spicy Nacho Doritos. And you know what? I don't care, I doubt Zess t was even in the Marines, so I don't know what she's talking about!"

Yoshi, Janette, and Shy Guy all walk up to the obstacle course while eating tacos that Yoshi made.

"Wow, Yoshi, these tacos you made are really good!" Janette states.

"Yeah, these tacos are like a cure for the munchies!" Shy Guy states with a laugh.

"Thanks guys. Don't you just love the mushrooms I put inside the tacos?" Yoshi asks with a wide grin.

Janette's eyes widen. "M-m-mushrooms? That's like cannibalism to me!"

"Chill out girl, you're a poisonous mushroom, the ones Yoshi put in the tacos aren't." Shy Guy exclaims.

"I never said that." Yoshi says while looking down.

Shy Guy's eyes widen. "Uh…"

"So what is everybody doing? Are they just going through this obstacle course?" Yoshi asks trying to change the subject.

"Yeah, and it's currently Peach's turn." Zess T states as she pushes each towards the wall she has to climb.

Peach climbs over the wall and falls over the other side similar to what Mona did. She crawls through the mud as makes it just in time. She swings across the rope but slips and falls. Zess T makes her start over. She eventually makes it back to the rope but slips and falls again.

"The rope is not the easiest!" She screams as she heads back to the wall.

She eventually passes the rope and runs across the firing range. Zess T walks up to Peach and inspects if she has any nerf bullets on her. She's shocked that there none on her.

"You must've gotten really lucky!" Zess T states as she hands Peach two buckets of goat milk.

Peach runs to the Slip-and-Slide and jumps across very slowly and carefully. She makes it across and then the fat Toad jumps on her back. She grabs two plungers and does the same thing Boo did, but a lot slower. She retrieves the arrow and slowly makes her way to the bottom. When she reaches the bottom she throws the fat Toad off her back and walks over to Zess T.

"That wasn't that hard I guess." She states as she walks over to Yoshi. "Do you have any more tacos left."

"In the kitchen! But don't eat all the ground beef because I have to save one for someone!" Yoshi states.

Peach smiles and nods as she walks to the kitchen.

"Okay, Goombella, looks like it's your turn!" Zess T states.

"Like, okay. I guess it's time to do this…" Goombella sighs.

"Good luck!" Zess T tells Goombella.

She walks up to the big wall and stares at it. "Like how am I gonna get over this?" She asks herself. She attempts to bite the wall as a way to climb, but she ends up falling and hitting her head.

"You don't have to do this Goombella, if you quit I promise none of us will vote you off if we lose!" Mona states with a smile.

"Like, you promise?" Goombella asks.

"Yeah, I'm pretty sure it would be unfair for you to get voted off because you're a Goomba." Boo replies.

"Oh okay! Like thank goodness! Now I'm like totally gonna go get myself a taco!" Goombella squeals as she tries to run off but Zess T stops and hands her a script.

"Not before you say what's on this paper in front of that camera on the dock of shame." She orders.

Goombella skips down the dock of shame and looks directly into the camera. She says, "Like my name is so totally Goombella, and I would like never make it in the Marines, also I'm an ugly loser who has nothing better to do during the day but cry and eat Spicy Nacho Doritos. That's like so mean!"

"Okay, Fat Fireflowers, which one of you would like to go first on this obstacle course?" Zess T asks.

Birdo steps forward. "I'll go first. It doesn't look hard at all, I believe I can handle it!" She brags.

"Whatever. Good luck." Zess T states.

Birdo runs up to the wall and climbs it with out a problem. She dives in the mud and she crawls through it faster than everyone. She swings across the rope without a problem. She runs across the firing range easily. Zess T hands her two buckets of goat milk, and Birdo quickly jumps across each rock and gently puts the goat milk down when she finishes. The fat Toad hops on her back and Birdo goes up to the pole.

"I don't even need plungers! That's how confident I am about this challenge!" Birdo brags.

"You're such a showoff." Dry Bones comments.

Birdo climbs up the pole and once she's near the arrow her hand slips and she falls all the way to the bottom. Luckily for her, the fat Toad on her back broke the fall.

"Looks like you'll have to start all over from the beginning. That really sucks for you! All that hard work for nothing!" Zess T laughs.

"It's not really a big deal, I guess I just got a bit too cocky. I can do this though, it's not hard!" Birdo states.

"You should, um, use the plunger next time. Mona only managed to do it without a plunger because she's, uh, insane about winning." Koops comments.

"I'm not insane about winning…" Mona counters as she flips her hair back in shock, "I just have to be the best… at everything."

Birdo starts over the obstacle course again and does a repeat of what she did before. She reaches the pole again and the fat Toad jumps on her back again. Birdo doesn't listen to what Koops said and climbs the pole without the plungers. She makes it to the top and attempts to grab the arrow, but she slips and falls again.

"Birdo, why didn't you listen to Koops?" Dry Bones asks as he slaps his forehead.

"I- uh, I dunno. I thought I could do it… I guess I just have a bad grip. Don't worry I'll use the plungers this time!" Birdo replies.

Birdo completes the obstacle course on her third try, this time using the plungers. She sighs in relief.

"Thank goodness it's over with." Birdo states. "I'm gonna go check if there are any more tacos."

"There's probably not, since I didn't make much. But I'll make more if you want some." Yoshi states with a smile.

Birdo nods. "Thanks Yoshi. You're really sweet, which is a trait a lot of people on this island don't possess. Yoshi and she walks to the kitchen.

"DAISY!" Luigi blurts out randomly.

"Not again…" Prince Mush mutters to Dry Bones. "This is his fourth outburst he has had today… he's really starting to get on my nerves."

"Yeah, it's getting on my nerves too. I mean, he needs to get a grip. I seriously think we should all just vote him out when we get the chance." Dry Bones quietly replies.

"I miss yoouuu Daisy!" Luigi shouts and then looks at everyone else staring at him. "Oh sorry, I just had a moment… we should move on with the challenge."

Zess T nods in agreement. "Up next we have, the wrestler." She says while putting up air quotes.

"What up with the air quotes?" Prince Mush asks.

"Oh no reason, now hurry up and quit so we can move on with the challenge!" Zess T orders.

"Alright I guess I'll start the- wait, I'm not going to quit!" Prince Mush replies.

"Just go!" Zess T simply replies.

Prince Mush climbs over the wall and falls over the other side like Peach and Mona. He dives into the mud and crawls as fast as Birdo just did. He swings across the rope easily and then reaches the shooting range. He runs across it but gets hit with twelve nerf bullets.

"Dang. This looked easy watching everyone doing it!" Prince Mush complains as he pulls all the nerf bullets off himself.

"Start over." Zess T exclaims.

"I know, I know." Prince Mush replies.

Prince Mush climbs the wall and crawls through the mud easily. Then he attempts to swing across the rope, but he slips and falls off. He walks over to the beginning of the obstacle course and starts over. He climbs over the wall again and falls over to the other side. He crawls through the mud slowly and doesn't make it within the time limit.

Prince Mush grunts loudly. "Ugh! This is making me really angry!"

He heads back over to the wall and climbs over it. He runs over to the mud and tries to go faster, but now he's exhausted. He reaches the end of the mud but doesn't make the time limit again.

"I quit! I can't do this because I'm too tired now!" Prince Mush states as Zess T hands him a script she already had out.

"Whatever." Prince Mush replies as he walks down the dock of shame, looks directly in the camera and says, "My name is Prince Mush, and I would never make it in the Marines, also I'm an ugly loser who has nothing better to do during the day but cry and eat Spicy Nacho Doritos."

Prince Mush walks back on the obstacle course and hides his face in shame.

"Dry Bones, you're up next." Zess T states.

"Ugh. How am I supposed to do this obstacle course? I'm made of bones! I can't climb that wall or pole." Dry Bones complains.

"I don't care." Zess T simply replies.

"Yeah, I quit, only because I know my team is gonna win this challenge. The other team sucks, so yeah I have no worries." Dry Bones states.

Zess T hands Dry Bones a script. Dry Bones walks down the dock of shame and looks in the camera. He says, "My name is Dry Bones, and you viewers should know that by now. Why do I have to introduce myself? That makes no sense, Zess T makes no sense! Anyways, and I would never make it in the Marines, also I'm an ugly loser who has nothing better to do during the day but cry and eat Spicy Nacho Doritos."

"Okay, Luigi, go." Zess t states.

"My turn already?" Luigi asks.

"Go." Zess t replies.

Luigi runs up to the wall and climbs it quickly. He jumps off it and runs to the mud. He crawls through the mud quickly and then he runs to the rope. He swings across the rope without an issue. Then he runs across the firing range. He decides to crawl passed that, and that plan succeeded since no nerf bullets hit him.

"Wow. That's genius!" Mona states. "Why didn't I think of that?"

Luigi grabs two buckets of goat milk and jumps across the rocks slowly. After he finishes he puts the buckets of goat milk down and runs to grab two plungers. The fat Toad jumps on his back and Luigi climbs the pole. He grabs the arrow and throws it down towards Zess T.

"Wow. That was better than I expected." Zess T states, still in shock. "Uh, anyways, Koops, you're up."

"Uh… I guess here I go." Koops says in fear.

Koops struggles to climb the wall just like Mario. After eleven tries he barely manages to get over the wall. He runs over to the mud and dives in it. He crawls faster than everyone that went before him because he's a tortoise. He runs over to the rope and trips and falls before even grabbing onto the rope. Zess T motions Koops back to the beginning of the obstacle course.

"Aw man. I hate this wall." Koops sighs as he walks back over to the beginning of the obstacle course again. He attempts to climb the wall but fails seventeen times and a lot of the campers watching just slap their foreheads at how pathetic he's doing. On his eighteenth try he makes it over the wall. He does an awkward dance in happiness that he actually made it over the wall. He runs over to the mud and crawls across it quickly. He gets to the rope and swings across it. He runs to the firing range and gets hit by eleven nerf bullets because he runs slow.

"I should've crawled across that." Koops says to himself as he pulls all of the nerf bullets off of himself. He takes shamefully walks back to that dreadful wall. He attempts to climb it and after twelve tries he makes it over. He runs to the mud and crawls through it quickly again. He reaches the rope and attempts to swing across the rope but he slips and falls off it again.

"Okay, I, uh, can't do this. I'm getting tired, my arms hurt, and now I have a headache. Can I get a script?" Koops tells Zess T.

"Hm. I'm not surprised." Zess T replies as she hands Koops a script.

Koops tiredly walks down the dock of shame, looks at the camera and reads, "Umm… let's see… my name is Koops, and I would never make it in the Marines, also I'm an ugly loser who has nothing better to do during the day but cry and eat Spicy Nacho Doritos."

"Okay, who's left?" Zess T asks while looking around. She notices Toadette. "Oh yeah! Toadette! Let's hope we saved the best for last."

"I doubt it." Mona states with a laugh. "I was clearly the best."

"Toadette, are you ready?" Zess T asks.

Toadette takes a deep breath and then says, "Yeah, I'm ready."

"Good luck." Zess T replies with a malevolent grin.

Toadette rubs to the wall and struggles to climb it similar to Koops and Mario. After three tries she manages to jump high enough to grab the top of the wall, so she can pull herself over. She runs to the mud and crawls through it as quick as she can. She reaches the rope and swings across it without an issue. She runs as fast as she can through the firing range and manages to not get hit by any of the nerf bullets. She struggles to pick up the buckets of goat milk. She eventually picks them up and slowly jumps across the rocks on the Slip-and-Slide. After she finishes that she runs over to the pole. The fat Toad jumps on her back and makes her fall over.

"This is way harder than I thought it would be." Toadette states as she struggles to lift herself up. "There's no way I'll be able to climb this pole!"

Toadette notices a stack of rope right near the pole. She then gets an idea and somehow throws one piece of the rope over the arrow. She tugs on the rope and the arrow fall off the pole and right into Toadette's hand.

"Wow. That actually worked… I seen that in movies but I didn't think it would actually work." Toadette states as she hands the arrow to Zess T.

The fat Toad lets go of Toadette's shoulders and runs away.

"Well, miss Toadette, I'm impressed. Anyways, Toadette, Luigi, Birdo, Mona, Peach, and Boo, all of you follow me to the last challenge." Zess T demands.


In Confessional

Boo - "I'm not really worried about this last challenge. If I lose, chances are, Mona will win the challenge. Our team has nothing to worry about!"


As the remaining campers are walking Mona looks at Peach.

"Peach, what the heck did Pauline do to you?" Mona asks in shock about Peach's appearance.

"She Pauline-ized me. Mona I'm starting to think me joining her alliance wasn't a good idea. I feel like she know we're on to something." Peach replies while looking down.

"Let her know. That means she's being fake too. All you have to do is tear down her alliance, get Goombella, Yoshi, and Mario to quit her alliance and make her fend for herself." Mona states.

"It just gets really hard when all I want to do is bang her in the face with my bat…" Peach confesses.

The remaining six campers reach the large tree.

"Your challenge is to hang upside-down, whoever stays the longest, wins. Simple enough for yah?" Zess T states.


In Confessional

Boo - "Awesome, it's hanging upside down! How hard could that be?"


The six campers are hanging from branches of the tree. The Fat Fireflowers are on the left side in the order of Birdo, Luigi, and Toadette. The Poison Mushrooms are on the right side in the order of Peach, Boo, and Mona.

"Ahh my head hurts!" Peach says as she lets of the tree and lands perfectly on her feet.

"DAISY!" Luigi screams.

"Will you shut up about her?!" Birdo screams while she accidentally lets go of holding onto her feet to stay up, and falls off.

"Oh my bad." Luigi replies as he accidentally lets go of holding his feet too and falls right on top of Birdo.

"Looks like it's all up to you Toadette!" Shy Guy states.

"You can do this Toadette!" Prince Mush cheers.

"I think I can handle this." Toadette says.

"Uh, Mona, I think your eyeliner is smeared…" Koops lies.

"What?!" Mona says as she lets go of her feet to touch fix her eyeliner but ends up falling off the branch. She takes a mirror and checks her eyeliner. "It's not smeared! I'm gonna kill you!"

Uh… AHHHHH!" Koops screams as he runs away.

"Yeah Boo! You can win this big boy!" Yoshi cheers.

"Toadette, don't think about all dat blood rushing to your head!" Luigi yells.

"Now I'm thinking about it." Toadette says as she falls she lets go of the tree and falls off because her head hurts too much.

"Wait did we just lose the challenge?" Janette asks.

Boo floats down from the tree.

"And the Poison Mushrooms are the winners! Wow Boo, you would definitely make it in the Marines. I must say, I'm really proud of you. Your team is very lucky to have you!" Zess T says as she holds her hand to her forehead.

"Wow, uh, thanks Zess T. It's an honor." Boo replies.

"Like Ohmigosh I just noticed that this is our first win in forever! Like we lost like three times ago. It feels great to finally win again." Goombella points out.

"Yeah. Did we win anything for winning this challenge?" Pauline asks.

"Nope. Nothing but immunity and the satisfactory of actually winning a challenge for once. But other than that no. So, yeah, anyways, Fat Fireflowers you guys have to vote someone off the island, and Donkey Kong will see you guys at the Bonfire tonight."

Birdo, Dry Bones, Prince Mush, Koops, and Shy Guy are all gathered in the girl's cabin.

"Okay, I think we should all agree, that Luigi has got to go. I mean he has made great contributions in the past but now he's just plain annoying." Birdo states.

"Where's Janette and Toadette, they need to be here for this." Prince Mush says.

"Janette is playing video games with Luigi, which is the only time we coul\d have this meeting. I don't know where Toadette went, but it doesn't matter, if everyone in here votes off Luigi, he'll be the one eliminated without a doubt.

"I, uh, really don't want to vote off Luigi because he's nice and cool. Ugh, I wish we didn't lose this challenge." Koops sighs.

"Koops, Luigi ain't stable enough to be in this competition." Dry Bones replies.

"So are we all on the same page?" Birdo asks.


In Confessional

Koops - "Luigi led the team to victory in the Mario Kart challenge. What has Birdo done? What Prince Mush done? Heck, what has Dry Bones done? I don't know if it's right to vote off Luigi… "


All the Fat Fireflowers are sitting on tree stumps around the bonfire while Donkey Kong is standing in front of them. He's holding a plate with seven mushrooms on it. "Hello Fat Fireflowers, it's been a while since I've last seen you all. Anyways, there are only seven mushrooms on this plate, obviously that means one of you won't get a mushroom and must leave Mario Total Drama Island… for good! And you can't come back… EVER! Anyways let's see I have a mushroom for Toadette, a mushroom for Birdo, and a mushroom for Janette."

Toadette, Birdo, and Janette all walk up and claim their mushrooms.

Donkey Kong grins. "Okay, now that all the girls on the team are out of the way that leaves four mushrooms on this plate. I have mushrooms for Prince Mush, Dry Bones, and Shy Guy without a doubt."

Prince Mush, Dry Bones, and Shy Guy all claim their mushrooms.

"Okay, Koops, Luigi… I guess it's down to you. With a whooping seven votes against him, the entire team, Luigi is eliminated!" Donkey Kong reveals as he throws the last mushroom to Koops.

"It's okay, I actually wanted to leave. I'm just shocked that the entire team voted me off…" Luigi sighs.

"Luigi, I'm sorry we all had to vote you off, but it needed to happen. All you care about is Daisy." Birdo confesses.

"Nah. It's aiight. I should a focused more on the competition. And I shouldn't of told Toadette to not think about the blood rushing to her head." Luigi sighs as he walks down the dock of shame. The boat of losers reaches the dock with Daisy waiting on the edge.

"C-could it be? Daisy?" Luigi asks in shock.

"Luigi! I missed you so freaking much!" Daisy shouts as she jumps off the boat of losers and hugs Luigi.

"I got eliminated." Luigi tells Daisy.

"Oh, who cares about this stupid reality show as long as we have each other!" Daisy squeals as Luigi and her kiss twice. The rest of the Fat Fireflowers run down the dock of shame to see Daisy.

"Oh my goodness! Daisy! I missed you!" Toadette says as she hugs her.

"I miss all of ya'll." Daisy says with a smile.

"Yeah, Luigi, it's time for you two to go now." Donkey Kong states as he points to the boat of losers.

"Well, it's been fun." Luigi states. "See yah, Mario Total Drama Island!"

"Oh come here, Luigi!" Daisy says as she pulls Luigi closer to him and they start making out as the boat drifts.

"Watch, Daisy's gonna be pregnant in a month…" Shy Guy tells Prince Mush as the camera fades out.


End of Episode thirteen


Votes:

Toadette - Luigi

Birdo - Luigi

Janette - Luigi

Koops - Luigi

Dry Bones- Luigi

Luigi - Koops

Shy Guy - Luigi

Prince Mush - Luigi


Luigi's Audition

Luigi's audition starts off with him outside at night on a motorcycle with sunglasses over his eyes.

"What's up, I'm Luigi. I wanna be on your show mainly for the chicks. I mean why else would a guy be on a reality show? Yeah, so you should pick me because I is the greatest person ever. You see dis motorcycle, I didn't buy it, I stole it. Yeah, isn't that awesome?"

"Luigi, you know dang well you didn't steal that motorcycle." The camera man says.

Luigi slaps his forehead. "They don't know that! I men you're the camera man so you ain't supposed to talk!" Anyways, pick me because yeah, just pick me for your show if you know what's good for yah." Luigi drives the motorcycle away. The camera man turns the camera around to reveal a pale koopa. The smiles and the camera fades out.


A/N

1/19 - I finally finished this chapter. I took forever for multiple reasons (lack of motivation, couldn't decide on who to eliminate, etc) but in the end this was the result. I hope you guys like it.

- Ahhhh! I hate myself for eliminating Luigi this chapter, but I just couldn't eliminate any other character. But don't fret Luigi fans, this season won't be the only season so Luigi will return in a future season.

-Okay, thank you all so much for the reviews, favs, and follows! They are what motivated me to finish this chapter!

-I wrote up an impromptu elimination order for this, so I no longer have to debate on which character to eliminate.

-The characters I want to hear opinions about: Goombella and Prince Mush, just tell me your opinion about them AND how far you think they'll make it in the competition.

-All reviews are much appreciated =) Feel free to leave one. Plus I could really use the motivation to work on the nect chapter.