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Mario Total Drama Island

Episode Fourteen

Beauty and The Pageant


A voluptuous Toad woman stands on the dock instead of Donkey Kong. She's wearing silky red dress that flows to the ground and hugs her figure. She has a large white boa around her neck, to hide her countless number of passion marks on her neck given from random guys. She holds her arms up to make herself seem important. She begins speaking, "Why hello there you scrumptious hunk of viewer. You're marvelous dearie. Today I'm gonna be the host, and my name is Toodles!"

" Uhh… Toodles, you're supposed to recap what happened in the previous episode!" Lakitu states.

"Oh… right. On the last episode on Mario Total Drama Island, the campers went under the control of the hideous looking Zess T. Yeah, so there was a lot of drama going on with the Poison Mushrooms. Mona came up with this horrendous idea of Peach joining Pauline's alliance. Why would they do that? I bet that team will lose my challenge today, but anyways, Pauline let her join her alliance and assimilated her. Peach lost her own identity. Anyways, the campers endured ridiculous challenges like running across fire and watching boring documentaries. In the end, the Fat Fireflowers lost because a camper kept whining about this girl, and he got himself eliminated. Like Luigi, seriously, if you're watching this, get a life. Today I'm in charge so I'll make sure to make this challenge the most fabulous challenge. Today we'll be focusing on the ladies of Mario Total Drama. Who will stay beautiful? Who will express their inner ugliness? It's all here, on the most wonderfultastic bonfire ceremony of the entire season on Mario TOODLES drama island!" Toodles says.

"Uh. Miss, say the title right." Lakitu replies.

"Ugh fine. On Mario Total Drama Island…." Toodles mumbles quickly.


The opening sequence begins but this time it appears to be slightly different. Toodles added herself in each scene shown in the opening sequence running across the island. She also photo shopped her face over all of the eliminated campers so far and over Donkey Kong, Bootler, and Zess T's faces.


The first scene begins in the girls side of the Fat Fireflowers cabin. Janette is doing her makeup.

"Is this eye shadow ugly?" Janette asks Toadette and Birdo.

"Why are you asking me?" Birdo laughs as she grabs her dumbbells and starts lifting them.

"Toadette?" Janette asks.

"I guess, it looks okay. Janette why are you wearing so much makeup today? You look fine without it." Toadette replies.

"Well, I've liked Dry Bones for a while now, and for some reason I feel like he's been distancing himself. He's sitting outside his cabin alone and I want to look cute when I go up and talk to him." Janette states as she puts on a coat of red lipstick on her lips.

"Well he looks like he's about to head back to his cabin. You should hurry out there and talk to him!" Toadette says as she pushes Janette out of the cabin.


Yoshi and Goombella are sitting in the vacant main lodge. Zess T is nowhere to be seen. She would've already been there by now.

"Like, Ohmigosh, where is Zess T? Like she should, like, be here right now! Like this is making me feel some type of way!" Goombella states.

"Relax. She'll get here, because I'm hungry." Yoshi laughs.

"Hey Yoshi, what's farther away, the sun or the moon?" Goombella asks her dinosaur friend.

"What sort of a question is that? Can you see the moon from here right now?" Yoshi asks.

"…No…" Goombella answers.

"And can you see the sun?" Yoshi asks.

"Yes!" Goombella replies.

"Well there's your answer!" Yoshi states.


Janette sits next to Dry Bones. He looks at her and smiles slightly as if he's been waiting for her.

"Dry Bones…" Janette say softly.

"Hey Janette. I'm about to head to the mess hall to get breakfast. You coming along?" Dry Bones asks.

"Oh, yeah, sure, totally!" Janette responds hesitantly.


Eventually all the campers are sitting in the main lodge waiting for breakfast. A lot of them are confused on Zess T's whereabouts.

"Where a is a that mean chef lady? Mario is a hungry!" Mario states as he taps his stomach to emphasize how hungry he is.

"Maybe our first challenge is to eat each other! I kinda do wonder if Peach tastes like peaches!" Yoshi tells Mario.

"Why would I taste like Peaches?" Peach asks Yoshi.

"We all know Mona would taste a lot like plastic." Boo comments and all the Poison Mushrooms start laughing except Mona.

"Ugh. No part of me is fake!" Mona states as she crosses her arms in annoyance.

"So, are we like just supposed to wait here for that chef. Like, I am so totally hungry right now!" Goombella complains. She then puts on large headphones, turns on an overplayed, auto tuned, pop song. She then manages to grab a thick coloring book with her feet and slams it on the table. She opens it up to a random page, puts a crayon in her mouth, and begins coloring.

"Well… that's one way to color…" Shy Guy comments.

"I really hope today's challenge isn't as difficult as the last one." Janette says.

"The last challenge was awesome. It tested endurance and strength. It seems like you only like the weakling challenges. Sitting there and being pretty won't have any affect on Mario Total Drama!" Birdo states.

"But we can't have a bunch of ugly girls on this island!" Shy Guy tells Birdo. "The show would get no male viewers."

"Why hello there you significant campers, you. You all are marvelous, dear. Today, I'm hosting your fabulous challenge. Meet me near the stage right now! And remember, stay beautiful. Toodle-oo!" Toodles says in the intercom.

"Uh, who the heck was that?" Koops asks.

"I dunno, but she sounded kinda hot!" Shy Guy states as he gets up and walks out of the main lodge.

"I a really hope this woman has a food for us!" Mario says while walking out of the main lodge with Peach and Yoshi.

"I doubt she would just forget to feed us." Peach tells Mario.


Everyone else walks out of the main lodge. They all walk up to the large stage where the talent show was held. A red curtain is covering it. Two interns pull strings and reveal Toodles on the stage. One of the lights in the background falls and catches on fire. The fire spreads onto the curtains. The interns attempt to put out the fire while Toodles holds her arms up to make herself seem important.

"Is this everyone?" Toodles asks the campers.

"Yeah, now who are you?" Dry Bones replies in annoyance.

"Okay, well I'm the glamorous Toodles! I'm known as one of the richest woman in the world! You may have heard my name before somewhere! I mean everyone has heard of me at least once." Toodles exclaims.

"I've never heard of you ever in my life!" Boo tells Toodles.

"Whatever. Anyways, as I stated before I am hosting today's challenge, because Donkey Kong was literally dying to have me on his mediocre show!" Toodles states.

"Miss, I thought you just paid him a lot of money and begged him to host the show for an episode." Lakitu whispers but all of the campers hear him and laugh loudly. Toodles slaps him so hard that it knocks him off of his cloud.

"Miss, I'm hungry! I haven't been fed breakfast yet! I cannot concentrate on an empty stomach. I have needs!" Yoshi exclaims.

"Oh yeah, breakfast… I was getting to that you hideous fat koopa wannabe looking wearing a foreign sounding metal robot around your neck thing! Yes… yes, well as you all should've figured out by now Donkey Kong took a break along with that grouchy chef on the island. So I brought a new chef for the time being! I mean it's only for this challenge, but still." Toodles replies.

"Wait, a new chef?" Birdo asks the snobby woman.

"Yes, it's the chef of the famous train the Excess Express! Maybe you guys heard of it! It's truly a fabulous train with nice rooms. Too bad none of ya'll will ever be able to afford it, you know, except the contestant that wins the show… maybe… if they get a contract for their own reality show." Toodles gets off topic.

A small red cheep cheep with a large chef hat on flops towards the campers. A toad waitress with blue pigtails pushes two large buffet tables towards the campers but accidentally bumps into Toodles and gets some macaroni and cheese on her expensive red dress. The waitress scurries away as fast as possible. Toodles eyes widen and she takes a deep breath.

"Uh… I need some time to cool off. That buffet is your breakfast, Chef Shimi will serve you!" Toodles states as she immediately turns around and chases after the waitress.

Yoshi pushes everyone to the side because he was so hungry. He grabs a plate and starts throwing as much food as he can on his plate.

"Aye, aye, slow down tubby! These other people need to eat!" The chef says. He hits Yoshi with a spoon to make him move so everyone else can get food.

Pauline reaches the front and tries to grab some macaroni and cheese but Chef Shimi stops her immediately.

"Uh, miss I wouldn't recommend eating all those carbs! You're kinda already leaning towards plus sized for your figure!" Chef Shimi tells Pauline.

"Are you calling me fat?" Pauline asked the chef.

"I'm just saying you shouldn't take in all those carbs. You should be eating a nice healthy salad… with limited dressing." Chef Shimi tells Pauline.

"How rude!" Pauline replies as she walks away with her slightly filled plate.

Koops reaches the front and comments, "Uh pizza? Macaroni and cheese? Pie? None of these are exactly breakfast foods…."

"Chef Shimi does what he wants! Chef Shimi is a free elf!" The chef tells the koopa.

"Uh, okay then…" Koops replies as he puts the unhealthiest foods on his plate and walks away.

Janette reaches the front and makes a plate of salad.

"Finally, someone that knows how to eat healthy!" Chef Shimi comments with a wide grin.

Janette drenches her salad with salad dressing and croutons. Then she adds shredded parmesan cheese, then she tops it off with grease from French fries that were on the buffet.

"Now this is edible!" Janette states as she takes a bite out of her now unhealthy salad.

"Teens these days…" Chef Shimi comments.

Dry Bones reaches the front of the line and attempts to make a salad from the salad bar but Chef Shimi stops him.

"Boy, you are so skinny. You don't have time to be wasting eating a salad when you desperately need to gain weight! Eat the unhealthy stuff this instant! Get some meat on them bones!" Chef Shimi speaks up.

"Oh… well excuse me for being the living dead…" Dry Bones mutters as he grabs two slices of pizza, a bowl of ice cream, and a bowl of pasta.

Prince Mush looks at the food and rubs his chin because he doesn't know what he wants. Chef Shimi immediately gets impatient with him, as are the people behind him waiting to be fed.

"Hmm… do I want French fries… or ice cream… or maybe I want pizza I mean who doesn't like pizza? Or maybe I'll just get a salad because I am feeling a bit self-conscious right about now… or maybe I'll get pasta… but what kind of pasta do I want? Or I could just get steak… but it's so fattening…" Prince Mush questions himself.

"Just pick something before I make you starve!" Chef Shimi yells.

Prince Mush makes a plate of French fries and pizza. He also makes a small bowl of ice cream for himself and scurries away to a seat. Boo reaches the front and automatically looks straight at the variety of ice cream on the buffet. A corny love song begins playing in the background as Boo grabs the ice cream cone. He balances fifteen scoops of different flavors of ice cream on his small sugar cone.

"I freaking love ice cream!" Boo screams as he floats away with his tongue hanging out of his mouth.

"I guess he really likes ice cream…" Birdo comments as she reaches the front of the line.

"Oh my! You're a muscular girl! You need to lay off the steroids… you ARE a girl right?" Chef Shimi comments which enrages Birdo.

"Of course I'm a girl! Now shut up!" Birdo shouts.

"You even sound like a man…" The chef quietly comments to himself.

Birdo piles up her plate with her favorite foods and walks away. Mona reaches the front of the line.

"Uh, miss, how old are you?" The Chef asked the winning obsessed girl.

"I'm sixteen, going on seventeen in a few months…" Mona comments as she flips her hair back, "Sorry, dude even if I was eighteen you'd still be far from my type!"

"I was actually gonna comment on that boob job you have going on there. Sixteen is a bit young, I can't believe your parents let you go through with that!" The Chef responds.

"They are NOT fake!" Mona screams loudly.

She grabs her food, which is all the dishes that have garlic and onions, and stomps away angrily. Yoshi reaches the front along with Goombella.

Chef Shimi examines Yoshi very carefully. "Uh, sir, what's that thing around your neck?"

Yoshi adjusts his translator so he sounds like a southern old man. "This thing right 'ere is a translator. I can't speak English too good. I can only understand it."

"How the heck can you understand it but not speak it? That's the dumbest thing I ever heard… and wait didn't you already get food? Get out of the line fat a- butt!" Chef yelled as he hits Yoshi with a spoon again to move him out of the line.

"My people didn't suffer for this kind of treatment!" Yoshi shouts as he walks away.

Chef Shimi turns to Goombella. "And are you just gonna stand there, or are you gonna get food?"

"Uh, like do you have any fish?" Goombella asks. Chef Shimi's eyes widen.

"Girl, you don't see me eating Goomba! You'll eat some cheese pizza and ice cream, and you will like it!" Chef Shimi shouts as he slams two slices of pizza on a plate and fills a bowl with chocolate ice cream.

"Like Ohmigosh! That's, like, totally what I was going to get! But can I, like, get some whipped cream on my ice cream? That would be totally awesome if I could!" Goombella states.

"Like OH MUH GAWD! I'm, like, totally not going to put whipped cream on your ice cream!" Chef Shimi mocks how Goombella speaks.

"Like Ohmigosh! I, like, totally hate it when people talk like that!" Goombella ironically complains.

Toodles returns with an evil grin on her face. She walks back up on the stage that is now half burnt because of the fire the light started earlier.

"Hello campers, how are you enjoying the five star meal?" Toodles asks.

"That Chef won't let me get seconds!" Yoshi complains.

"You don't need seconds… trust me on that one! Any who, since you all are gathered here, I think I'll explain today's fantastic challenge now! For today's challenge all the girls that sit in front of me are going to be in a BEAUTY PAGEANT!"

Birdo's eyes widen. "Not in this lifetime!"

"Yes, yes. I don't know if you all know this, but one of your former competitors was a pageant queen. She's running for Miss Teen Galaxy this November and she remains undefeated in every pageant she's ever been in." Toodles explains.

"She's talking about my sister…Janice…" Janette whispers to Dry Bones.

"Well this former competitor is going to help judge the challenge today! So let's give a huge welcome to Janice!" Toodles shouts in the microphone.

Janice steps up the stage and Janette urges herself to not run up and hug her. Janice is wearing a big puffy red dress with ruffles at the top. The dress makes her look like a princess. She has a fake tan, and piles of makeup on her face. Her hair is curled. She looks as if she's about to go to prom.

"Hey guys, I can see some people from my team that voted me off are still here…" Janice says while looking right at Koops. "Uh anyways, like Toodles explained today's challenge is a beauty pageant. But you girls should really try to win, because the winning girl of today's challenge gets a modeling contract with Chic Styles, and ten thousand dollars from the rich Toodles! So I wish you all good luck!" Janice smiles.

Janice runs off the stage and shouts "Janette!" as she hugs her sister.

"Janice, I missed you!" Janette replied.

"Now I can't be biased towards you, so if you do win, you won fair and square." Janice tells her sister. Then she turns and faces the rest of her former team. "Hey Dry Bones, Toadette, and everyone else. Oh my goodness, there used to be so many people on the Fat Fireflowers!"

"Hey Janice, nice to see you again. I had no idea you're running for Miss Teen Galaxy, that's amazing!" Toadette comments.

"Yeah, I actually just found out I was in it after I was eliminated from this show! It's so exciting!" Janice squeals.

"Dang, you look way hotter now than before!" Shy Guy tells Janice. "Like you don't look like you're related to Janette anymore!"

"What's that supposed to mean?" Janette questions the masked stoner.

"Whatever you want it to mean." He replies with a laugh.

"Oh my goodness! I read Chic Style's magazines every time I go to the store! And I always watch their runway shows! Now I really want to win!" Mona states enthusiastically.

"Yeah, because every girl wants to see a girl with fake boobs walking down the runway… I actually would like to win for the cash…" Pauline comments.

"Wait a minute!" Boo shouts. "What are us guys supposed to do for this challenge?"

"Oh yeah, the boys for this challenge will NOT be competing in the beauty pageant…" Toodles states before Yoshi cuts her off.

"DANG IT! That's not fair! I already had the perfect dress for me to wear!" Yoshi shouts and everyone awkwardly stares at him for a moment then they all look back up at Toodles.

"Any who, the guys will mainly be working in the background for the girls. They will assign their female teammates their evening gowns and swimsuits." Toodles explains. Prince Mush and Mario grin at the thought of picking out the swimsuits. "Also, the guys will pick out the talents for the girl's on the other team. This is pretty much your means of sabotage. Girls, you better work it if you want that modeling contract and that ten grand. So up first we have Shy Guy! Come on up to the microphone so everyone can hear you!"

Shy Guy walks up to the microphone. "Okay, now what am I supposed to do?"

"Okay pick any girl from the other team and assign that girl with a talent." Toodles explains.

"Well… I would love to see Pauline pole dance… so, yeah Pauline and I want her talent to be pole dancing!" Shy Guy shouts.

"What? I am NOT doing that! I have self-respect!" Pauline states.

"You have to do it! If you choose not to attempt that talent your team would lose and you would probably be the one eliminated." Toodles states. She pushes Shy Guy off of the stage onto the ground and he moans in pain. "Okay, up next we have, Koops!"

Koops jumps onto the stage and awkwardly waves at everyone else. Then he looks down and notices Shy Guy on the ground in pain because Toodles pushed him off the stage. "Um… the girl I'm picking for is Mona! And her talent will be, uh, to draw a full body picture of me on a couch wearing a necklace like in that one movie about the boat." Koops states.

"Oh, I like the way you think! Very creative and interesting!" Toodles tells Koops as she high fives him. She then pushes Koops off the stage and he lands right on top of Shy Guy who just got up. "Okay, Dry Bones, come on up!"

Dry Bones steps on the stage and says, "Peach's talent is to, uh I don't know, to eat an entire pack of peanuts in under a minute… that's all I could think of…"

"Wait! I'm allergic to peanuts!" Peach exclaims.

"Too bad…" Toodles replies as she pushes Dry Bones off the stage. He lands on top of Koops and Shy Guy but his bones scatter everywhere. "Now, Prince Mush, get your butt up here and assign Goombella a challenge."

Prince Mush jumps up on the stage and says, "Goombella's talent will be… uh, to jump rope! Yeah jump rope! Goombas can't possibly be good at jump roping!"

"Oh, that's actually kind of harsh though. But it's alright to me. Goombella must jump rope for her challenge! Now, Mario, get up here and assign one of the remaining girls a talent!" Toodles demands.

"Wait you're not gonna push Prince Mush off the stage?" Janette asks.

"Oh yeah I almost forgot!" Toodles replies. She pushes Prince Mush off the stage on top of Dry Bones' pile of bones.

"Ughh, thanks a lot Janette…" He moans.

Mario steps up to Toodles and sniffs the flower on her head. Toodles attempts to slide away from Mario but her sharp heels cause a loud scratching noise.

"I guess I'll a assign Toadette a talent. She's good at music so her a challenge should be playing a the violin!" Mario states.

"Playing the violin it is!" Toodles announces.

"Mario, you idiot! You were supposed to pick something that Toadette can't do so she would fail!" Pauline shouts.

"Oh, uh, can I change mine then?" Mario asks Toodles but she just shakes her head and pushes Mario off the stage.

"Alright, moving on, Yoshi you're up next. Pick either Birdo or Janette and assign them a challenge! And like Bow would say, make it snappy!" Toodles states.

Yoshi runs onto the stage. He says, "I'll pick, hmm, I dunno. Uh, miss lady, can you pick the girl for me?" Yoshi asks Toodles.

"Ugh, fine, Janette. Now come up with a talent for her. Ugh, I can't wait to push you off this stage!" Toodles replies.

"Okay, Janette your challenge is to do the Yoshi Shake!" Yoshi states and jumps up and down crazily.

"Uh, I don't know how to do the Yoshi Shake…" Janette replies.

"I'll teach you all the steps. It's really simple!" Yoshi tells Janette.

"Especially since Yoshi can do it…" Birdo whispers into Janette's ear.

"Wait never mind! I don't want anyone being better at me at the Yoshi Shake since I invented it. Janette's talent will be singing!" Yoshi announces.

"Oh, that's much better!" Janette cheers.

Toodles happily pushes Yoshi off the stage and then grabs and weight and throws it on top of him because he was annoying her. "Okay, Boo, you're the last one. You must assign Birdo a talent. So get up on this stage!"

Boo floats on the stage and up to the microphone. He thinks for a second on what challenge he wants to assign Birdo, then he says, "Birdo must sing You Can Never Ever Borrow My Sweater by Taylor Thrift and dance a routine in the outfit she wore in her music video!" Birdo's eyes just widen. Toodles pushes Boo off the stage but he floats instead of falls.

"Curse you ghosts and your floating abilities! Okay, anyways, now let me explain the pageant. First we'll have the introduction where we have a singing goomba who will introduce all seven of you lovely ladies. Then you all will have ten minutes to get into your swimsuits. Then, obviously, we'll have the swimsuit part of the competition. Next, we'll have the talent portion of the pageant. You will only have fifteen minutes to get out of your swimwear and into whatever you're wearing for the talent portion. Then we have the evening gown part of the competition. You all will have forty-five minutes to prepare for that, because to me, that's the only part that really matters. Then we'll have the interviews, I'll ask you all the same question, but you guys can't overhear other people's answers… so enough of my rambling. You all need to get ready for this pageant. The pageant will begin at three, meaning you all will have five hours to get everything ready, good luck!" Toodles says and then takes a deep breath because she was talking too much.

"Okay, I guess it's time to look up how to pole dance on the internet… ugh this is a stupid challenge…" Pauline complains as she walks away to go learn how to pole dance.

"Okay, guys, you better pick out the prettiest dress possible. I don't want to go out there in a raunchy looking evening gown. Like Toodles said, that's the most important part and I have to win!" Janette states.

"You sounded like Mona for a second there…" Shy Guy comments.

"Why are you so obsessed about pageants all the sudden?" Dry Bones asks Janette.

"Because when I was younger I was pageant girl. The difference between me and my sisters, I would always lose. Never in my life would I win, one time Janice found out I had more points than her in everything and the evening gown part was coming up so she ripped up my entire dress so I would lose!" Janette explains.

"Whoa, that's harsh!" Prince Mush adds.

"Not really, I mean after that, I cut off all her hair and she couldn't participate in pageants until it grew back. It took like three months for that to grow back, but in fury Janice super glued my hair to the ceiling fan and turned it on, yeah, I was swinging around for a good three hours until my parents finally got me down. So in response to that I stuck some tiny stinky fish down in her-"

"I think we get the point…" Dry Bones tells Janette. "Man you guys are truly evil, you all could've used that to your advantage on this show."

"Yeah… I wish we did… but if they were still in the competition, things would be a lot different." Janette states looking down at the ground.

"Different how?" Dry Bones asks her.

"That's beside the point, now I want each of you boys to bring me back a dress! And it better be cute!" Janette demands.

Shy Guy, Prince Mush, Koops and Dry Bones all scurry away to find Janette a dress that she would like.


In Confessional

Goombella - "Like OH MI GOSH! A beauty pageant! Eee! I been waiting for a fun challenge like this! Like this will be, like, totally the best challenge ever. And I have a chance to win a modeling contract! Eee! I finally get to, like, use my sexy red eye shadow! This is, like, a dream come true. Like I'm representing Goomba's everywhere by entering this pageant! Ahhhh! I can't wait for the pageant to start! Uh, like how am I supposed to jump rope though?"

Toadette - "A beauty pageant? How superficial, I mean, it would be cool to get the ten thousand dollars and all… but I'm not going to change who I am just for a silly pageant… that makes no sense to me."

Pauline - "Hey there viewers, I was recently online and I found out that the fifth episode of this show just aired. And I'm getting a lot of hate because of what happened to Pianta, along with me causing the sisters' eliminations. Some fan girls have even accused me of deliberately causing Zip Toad's elimination. So I'm using this time to justify myself, my alliance, and my motives. So hopefully after this I won't be hated as much when this episode airs. Okay, I guess I'll start with Pianta's situation first. Okay, I will admit what I did was wrong that challenge, but could you blame me? He was an amazing, smart competitor that I knew nobody would vote off. I might have taken it a bit too far though, but oh well. Now I'm going to talk about my alliance, each and every member, including Rosalina, Waluigi, and Peach. At first, my alliance meant nothing to me, because I just saw it as strategy, but after all this time in the competition I grew close to them they are like a family to me-"


All the guys on the Fat Fireflowers all have dresses for Janette to try on. Shy Guy brought a tiny red dress that would be skin tight on Janette. Prince Mush brought a long satin dress that's a bright yellow. Dry Bones brought a short green dress that's the same shade of green on Janette's mushroom cap. Koops brought an extremely puffy white dress that's twice as puffy as the dress Janice was wearing. It's so puffy that's it's bigger than him.

"Try on mine first! You'd look hot in it!" Shy Guy stated as he hands the short red dress to Janette.

"Uh… this looks kinda short for an evening gown… but okay, I'll still try it on…"

Janette says as she walks into a dressing room to try on the dress.

"Watch, guys, she's gonna pick mine!" Shy Guy brags.

"Good grief this thing is tight!" The guys all hear Janette gasp for air.

Janette walks out and her face is starting to turn blue because the dress is practically suffocating her.

"How do I look?" Janette asks as she attempts to smile.

"You're turning blue!" Prince Mush states.

"If she starts puffing up like a blueberry those orange Toad's will appear again heh heh." Shy Guy states.

"I don't…" Janette wheezes. "…care, do I look thin and sexy?"

"I prefer curvy girls… so I don't, um, think you look sexy." Koops states.

"Yeah, and red is like sooooo not your color!" Prince Mush adds.

"Yeah, you're right. Red doesn't suit me, I look horrible, fat, and ugly in red! Shy Guy you beep, why would you give me a…" Janette gasps for air, "…a red dress when you knew I would look horrible in it! You're so insensitive!" Janette begins crying, which confuses all the guys standing near her.

"There, there. Janette, it'll be okay, here, try on the dress I picked out next. It's not as tight, and it's not red!" Prince Mush exclaims as he hands Janette the bright yellow dress.

Janette shrugs and goes inside the dressing room with the dress. She tries it on and walks out for the guys to see her.

"Yellow is definitely not your color!" Shy Guy exclaims.

"I don't think yellow is anybody's color! Spongebob can't even pull it off!" Dry Bones states.

"Um, I think she looks nice…" Koops comments.

"Ugh… Koops hand me your dress…" Janette sighs. Koops hands her the enormous puffy white dress. Janette examines the dress and then asks, "Uh, Koops, how many layers are in this dress?"

"forty-seven… I counted them because I was wondering the same thing." Koops responds. Prince Mush slaps his forehead.

"Koops, this is supposed to be for a pageant not a wedding… I mean I don't even think I should try it on because I-"

"No! No, no, no, no! You tried on their ugly dresses so you better try on this dress right now!" Koops screams in a manly voice.

"Dang, okay, fine… I don't see the point though." Janette replies.

Koops hands her the dress and Janette struggles to fit herself along with the dress in the tiny dressing room but she eventually manages to get herself in. She slams the door quickly.

"Did you just hit puberty?" Prince Mush asks Koops.

"What? Uh, no… I just wanted her to try on the dress I picked out…" Koops responds with his normal voice again.

"Can someone open the door to the dressing room? The dress is too puffy for me to find the door handle in here. The door is unlocked." Janette asks the guys that are right outside of the dressing room. Shy Guy opens the door. Janette tries to walk out of the dressing room to show the guys but she can't get out because the dress is too puffy. "Ugh… these are what I like to call first world problems! Guys pull my arms to help me get out of this tiny dressing room!" Janette orders.

Prince Mush, Koops, Dry Bones, and Shy Guy all pull her out of the dressing room. Janette falls on the ground and all four guys get lost in different layers of her big puffy dress. Janette stands up and looks around for a second.

"Guys? Where'd you all go?" Janette asks as she continues looking around. Then Janette looks down at her big puff dress and gasps. She starts lifting layers until she finds Dry Bones under the eleventh layer.

"Oh my goodness, you're so lucky I'm not alive. I mean there's no oxygen under all that dress!" Dry Bones states and then he notices one of his arms is missing. "Crap! I'm missing an arm!"

"It's somewhere in this dress…" Janette states. She continues going through layers until she finds Koops holding Dry Bones' arm and Shy Guy rolling a blunt.

"Shy Guy! You would've caught the dress on fire!" Janette states as she slaps him. She snatches Dry Bones' dress and stomps into the dressing room. "Koops your dress sucked… Dry Bones the dress you picked out better be freaking fantastic!" She slams the dressing door shut.

"Uh guys, where's Prince Mush?" Koops asks and all the guys look around. Suddenly Janette screams loudly from inside the dressing room.

"Get out! Why are you in here!?" Janette shouts.

"I uh, couldn't get out, I was trapped in the layers of that gigantic dress!" Prince Mush justifies himself.

Janette opens the door, picks up Prince Mush, and throws him across the stage to the other side where Toadette is sitting there tuning her violin. He lands right in front of her and dust himself off.

"Are you alright?" Toadette asks in shock.

"Uh, yeah, anyways that sounds nice by the way." Prince Mush says.

"I wasn't even playing a song…" Toadette laughs.


Peach steps out of a dressing room wearing a long, pink, satin dress that Yoshi picked out for her. Jewels are encrusted on the top of her dress. Pauline walks up to her and hands her a pair of diamond earrings.

"Peach, you look gorgeous in that dress! Oh my gosh, here, borrow my diamond earrings they'll complete the outfit. Oh, and you should curl your hair, Peach you look so cute in that dress!" Pauline states which confuses Peach for a second.

"Really? Thanks Pauline!" Peach replies as she stares at the expensive earrings Pauline just handed her.

"No problem, Peach. You're part of my alliance, erm, my friendship… so I gotta make sure you look the absolute best!" Pauline tells Peach.

"Great! Thanks!" Peach smiles.

"I want those back right after the pageant." Pauline orders Peach as she walks away.

Mona immediately walks up to Peach and asks her, "What did Pauline want now?"

"She just complimented me on how I look with the dress and let me borrow these diamond earrings for the pageant." Peach states with a smile.

"Something doesn't add up… what if she's trying to sabotage you or something?" Mona suggests.

"I doubt it… I think she changed or something…" Peach states.

"Peach, you beat her with a frying pan… nobody just forgets that… please don't let her brainwash you!" Mona orders.


Pauline walks up to Yoshi.

"Hey Yoshi! I have something for you to do! When Peach takes off the diamond earrings after the pageant I want you to take them and give them to me." Pauline tells Yoshi.

"But- why? Are you afraid she'll steal them or something?" Yoshi asks.

"Not exactly. It's more of a test of Peach's honesty…" Pauline states with a grin. "So I'll know if she belongs in my alliance or not."


In Confessional

Shy Guy - /smoking weed and blows out the smoke onto the screen/ "Man, I love beauty pageants, girls go insane to look the best. Heh heh… erm… please say there isn't a male equivalent to beauty pageants…"

Janette - "Okay, I guess the dress Dry Bones picked up is okay. Now I hope they get me some cute shoes too…

Pauline - "-Goombella is probably my number one person in my alliance. She's the one always by my side. We're close friends now and I trust her amongst everyone else on the island. She even voted off Zip Toad even though she loved him. So yeah, Goombella is definitely the best alliance member. Then there's Yoshi, I use to always manipulate Yoshi because it was easy. Now he doesn't always listen to me, but he's still useful to me. And we're pretty cool I guess. Next, Mario, oh Mario… well, getting Mario to join my alliance was one thing I question why I did most of the time. Now we're good friends and all, but he still sniffs my hair and that's just weird… but I guess I kept him in my alliance because I have a crush on him… uh… why did I just confess that? /Slaps forehead/ Now let me talk about Rosalina before I confess too much-"


Yoshi, Boo, and Mario all have evening gowns for Mona to try on. Boo brought Mona a suit like dress. It had a tie, a jacket and it was puffy at the bottom. It was an awkward dress choice for Mona. Mario brought a long plain orange dress which is almost the exact same color as her hair. Yoshi brought her a dark red dress that is cut to show off one her legs. Mona immediately snatches the dress Boo got for her and goes in the dressing room to try it on. She puts the dress on and walks out with a disgusted look on her face.

"Suit like dresses? Really Boo? Those are for masculine girls like Birdo or something or I dunno… Yoshi, give me the dress you picked out, it kinda looks cute!"

"I, uh… I thought it was unique. Don't judges look for that stuff or whatever?" Boo responds.

Yoshi hands her the dress and she goes into the dressing room to try it on. She walks out with a wide grin on her face.

"It's perfect! Simply perfect! Sorry, Mario, there is NO way that ugly orange dress could match up to this! Eeee! I love it so much!" Mona squeals as she twirls around. "Now I think I'm gonna go practice drawing!"

"Yay she picked my dress!" Yoshi jumps up and down.


Dry Bones, Prince Mush, and Shy Guy all picked out swimsuits for Birdo. Prince Mush got her some swim trunks and a T-shirt because he knows she wouldn't like to be in any other swimwear. Shy Guy got her a skimpy bikini as a joke. Dry Bones got her a one piece bathing suit.

"Here Birdo, try on mine first, since it's the only thing that'd you'd even consider wearing!" Prince Mush states and he hands her the swim trunks and she punches him in his arm immediately.

"I'm not a man!" Birdo shouts. "You can't win a beauty pageant looking manly in the swimsuit part of the competition!"

"You can't win beauty pageants looking ugly either…" Shy Guy murmurs to Dry Bones. Birdo snatches the swimsuit Shy Guy got her and stomps in a dressing room to try it on.

Birdo puts on the swimsuit and walks out. Prince Mush, Dry Bones, and Shy Guy now all look disgusted. Birdo winks and starts posing like a model.

"Does she actually think she looks good?" Shy Guy whispers to Dry Bones.

"Now this is more what I'm talking about. I feel so sexy in this swimwear… Don't I look sexy Prince Mush?" Birdo exclaims.

"Uh… yeah… yeah, very sexy I guess…" Prince Mush lies because he knows Birdo could murder him with her bare hands.

" Miss, so you're not going to try on the swimwear I got for you?" Dry Bones asked.

"No way! I won't look nearly as sexy in that dress as I look in this one!" Birdo states. "Now I'm going to practice my talent! I have to make sure I'm the best one here! I will win that ten thousand dollars!" Birdo shouts as she stomps away.

"I think I'm gonna throw up…" Shy Guy tells his other two team members.

Toadette walked over to the guys.

"Uh, which one of you picked out that bikini for Birdo?" She asked all three guys. Prince Mush and Dry Bones immediately point over to Shy Guy. "Is that the swimsuit she picked?"

"Yeah… unfortunately…" Shy Guy replied.

"Can we pick out your swimsuit now?" Prince Mush asks with a wide grin.

"Uh… sure…" Toadette replies.

"Don't worry, whatever you end up in, you will never look nearly as bad as Birdo does in her swimsuit!" Shy Guy tells Toadette.

"That's kinda mean." Toadette lectures Shy Guy.

"I'm not being mean, I'm being honest." Shy Guy justifies himself.

"Just pick out some swimsuits…" Toadette replied as she started playing her violin to practice more.


While the guys all run off to get Toadette a swimsuit and they run passed Mona who is attempting to draw Koops, who's making a dramatic pose on a couch. Boo is sitting right near them, observing.

"Hurry up and draw me!" Koops tells Mona.

"Ugh, I'm trying. It's not my fault I'm only used to drawing attractive people!" Mona shouts.

"But you only draw pictures of yourself…" Boo comments.

"Exactly." Mona replies with a grin.

"Um… I can only hold this pose for so long. Come on Barbie, hurry it up!" Koops tells Mona.

"Are you calling me Barbie because you think my boobs are fake?" Mona questions Koops."

"Why else would he call you that? Barbie's only known for being fake, and for having the same exact voice in all fifty million Barbie movies that were ever created." Boo states.

"Boo! Like the other guys are picking out a dress for me! You should, like, so get one also!" Goombella yells.

"Ugh… why me?" Boo asks as he disappears into thin air to go get the valley girl a dress.


Boo, Yoshi, and Mario all pick out dresses for Goombella. Mario hands her the dress he picked out and Goombella looks at it and smiles.

"Green. Green is, like, totally an awesome color. It really brings out my eyes. Mario, this is, like, a great choice. Good job!" Goombella chants.

"I, a, just picked the first dress I seen." Mario confesses.

"Okay, Boo, what do you have for me?" Goombella asks.

Boo reveals a plain white dress tailored for a Goomba. It has a large black bow on the front of it that would make all of the judges question why she would even think of wearing that.

"Uh… here you go." Boo states and he hands her the dress to try on.

"Ohmigosh! This is like totally chic. Boo, you totally got my girly side when you picked this out. It's, like, so me. I could definitely see myself wearing this dress in the pageant. Great job, Boo!" Goombella cheers. "And Yoshi, I hope I saved the best for last. What do you have for me?"

Yoshi picks up a puffy ruffled red dress with jewels all over the top of it. Yoshi changes the voice on his translator to a voice that sounds just like Wendy. "I got this red dress for you… wow using this voice from my translator urges me to put on some purple lipstick!"

Goombella's eye twitches at the sight of the red dress. "Red? RED? Like, what made you pick out that dress? You don't know if I wanted ruffles or not, or how puffy the dress I wanted it to be, or if I wanted jewels on the dress or not, like, you don't know me! The things I've done, the things I've SEEN!" Goombella takes a deep breath and Yoshi looks baffled.

"I just thought you'd look good in red…" Yoshi comments softly.

"You thought! THOUGHT! Like, you're trying to incriminate me, make me feel less of who I am! Just because I'm a Goomba you think you're better than me…" Goombella shouts as if she's giving a speech.

"I never said that…" Yoshi adds softly but Goombella continues speaking.

"You think this is a game, but it's not! Like, I did not choose to be born a Goomba, I did not choose this lifestyle! Like, It was my predestination! Be ye Goombas of valor! Four score and seven beers ago! I have a dream! I have a dream! I have a dream, where Goomba's won't be looked over. That Goomba's can do anything they put their hearts to! I will not stand for this! Yes we can change! Society has looked down upon Goomba's for far too long now. Each and every Mario game, being the weakest enemies, getting stomped all over like we're nothing."

"What is she even talking about?" Boo asks Mario. Mario just shrugs.

"We'll never be a utopian society if we all sit on our lazy butts and not face the segregation that stands among us. One day, us Goomba's will, like, rise. Rise to new heights that can't be forsaken. Then you all will be sorry. Give us liberty or give us bread, because all Goomba's totally like bread!" Goombella shouts.

"I just thought that dress would look cute on you! You're crazy!" Yoshi runs away crying leaving the dress on the ground and Goombella takes a second to glance at the dress again.

"On second thought, like, maybe red IS my color… and maybe this dress WOULD look cute on me…" Goombella nods. Mario and Boo slap their foreheads.


In Confessional

Boo - "Dang, Goombella went off on Yoshi for no reason. Something tells me she was bullied as a child…"

Pauline - "I knew from the very beginning that Rosalina didn't trust me, but I didn't want to confront her about it. I tried to gain her trust multiple times but nothing could get her to trust me. I felt a real stab in the back when I saw her confessionals… so I believe it was only fair that she'd be eliminated even if it meant me sabotaging my own team again." /Birdo bangs on the door, "Are you just gonna sit in there and hog up the confessional? Other people have things to say too!" She shouts/ Anyways, the reason I decided to get rid of Waluigi, is because I legitimately didn't trust him. He loved Rosie, and he realized I tricked him, so obviously he would want to get me back, I felt like that was the smartest thing to do at the moment…" / "I'm gonna bust this door open if you don't get out!" Birdo shouts/ "I think I'll continue this another time…"


Toadette walked out of a dressing room in a swimsuit that Prince Mush picked out, which was just a pink bikini.

"Hey, I actually like this…" Toadette states with a smile.

"You only like it because you like Prince Mush…" Shy Guy remarks.

"Shy Guy, you're just mad because she didn't pick out the swimsuit you choose because she has self respect!" Dry Bone snaps.

"I need more weed…" Shy Guy simply replies and walks away to smoke weed.

"Does that guy have an unlimited amount of weed or something? I mean, you'd think he would've ran out of it by now. He smokes all day, everyday, pretty much." Prince Mush ponders out loud.

"He's obviously growing it somewhere on the island." Dry Bones states. "Actually, I could use a blunt right now." He follows Shy Guy.

Toodles walks up to Toadette with a blue dress in her hands. She hands it to Toadette.

"Here you go dearie! Change into this immediately! The pageant will begin in just a few minutes!" Toodles exclaims.

"Thanks. Uh, what is this even for?" Toadette asks.

"It's for the introduction. Remember to shine bright like Rihanna's forehead, and you will prosper!" Toodles shouts gleefully as she skips away.


In Confessional

Goombella - "Eee! The pageant is about to start, like, and Toodles got all the girls in blue dresses for the introduction. She also said, like, there will be, like, somebody singing in the beginning. Like, I wonder who it will be! I hope it's, like, someone famous!"

Toadette - "I'm NOT gonna wear pounds of makeup for this pageant. I believe natural beauty is the best kind of beauty!"

Birdo - "Hmm… I've never wore dresses before… It feels kinda weird…"

Janette - "I BETTER win this pageant!"


The guys were now all sitting in the bleachers near the stage to watch the pageant. There were other lots of other people watching the pageant also. The judge seats were on the top bleacher in the back. There were four big seats for four judges. The stage had torches lit because none of the lights on the stage were working. Toodles walked out onto the stage holding a microphone.

"Hello, there you delicious viewers, you. Welcome to the first Mario Total Drama Beauty Pageant!" Toodles announces and everyone begins cheering loudly. "First let me introduce your fabulous judges! In the first judge's seat we have former contestant Janice!"

"Hey everyone!" Janice says as she waves and blows kisses. Then she sits down in the first seat.

"The second judge is Koopa!" Toodles announces.

A plain Koopa walks out and sits in the second judge's seat.

"I'm the third judge." Toodles announces as she holds her arms up. "The fourth judge will be introducing all seven of the contestants! So give it up, for the singing Goomba!" Toodles walks up to the third judge's seat and sits down.

An ugly Goomba steps onto the stage and begins singing way out of tune and he has a scratch in his voice as if he's been smoking a lot, "She's the most beautiful girl in the world!"All seven girls walk out onto the stage and smile. "She's the most beautiful girl in the world!" All the girls turn around and step off the stage. Birdo now walks out alone and steps next to the singing Goomba. "She angrily steps, her face looks a mess, yet she's the most beautiful girl in the world! She acts like a man, she doesn't have fans, yet she's the most beautiful girl in the world! The most beautiful, the most damn beautiful girl, in the wooorrrrrllllllddddd!"

"Don't push it guy!" Birdo shouts as she stomps off the stage and pushes Mona out to the Goomba.

"She's gotten a lot of hate, because her boobs are obviously fake, yet she's the most beautiful girl in the world! She's obsessed about being number one, making everyone want to run, yet she's most beautiful girl in the world! The most beautiful, the most damn beautiful girl, in the wooorrrrrllllllddddd!"

"My boobs are NOT fake! Ugh!" Mona complains as she stomps off the stage. Peach walks out and smiles.

"Everyone knows her name, everyone thinks she's insane, yet she's the most beautiful girl in the world! She needs love and affection, her castle has no dang protection, yet she's the most beautiful girl in the world. The most beautiful, the most damn beautiful girl, in the wooorrrrrllllllddddd!" The Goomba sings proudly.

"You can't even sing, yet you think you can slander me!" Peach rolls her eyes and steps off the stage. Toadette walks out.

"In a world of quarters, she's a dime, she'd never commit a crime, yet she's the most beautiful girl in the world! A true natural beauty, too bad people still ask, 'Who is she?' Yet she's the most beautiful girl in the world. The most beautiful, the most damn beautiful girl, in the wooorrrrrllllllddddd!"

"I don't know if I should feel offended or not." Toadette replies as she steps backstage.

Pauline walks out.

"People call her the queen bee, she strikes fear in you and me, yet she's the most beautiful girl in the world! She went against her team, she's just plain mean, yet she's the most beautiful girl in the world. The most beautiful, the most damn beautiful girl, in the wooorrrrrllllllddddd!"

"Hey, can't complain." Pauline replies as she steps backstage. Janette walks out and twirls in her dress.

She's got her head in a whirl, she makes me want to hurl, yet she's the most beautiful girl in the world! She was such a follower, now she thinks she's a model… yet she's the most beautiful girl in the world. The most beautiful, the most damn beautiful girl, in the wooorrrrrllllllddddd!"

"Ugh. You're so mean!" Janette states. Goombella steps out and walks right next to the Goomba.

"She has a nice smile, I hope she stays for a while, yet she's the most beautiful girl in the world! She's such a perfect vision, I think I've made my decision, yet she's the most beautiful girl in the world. The most beautiful, the most damn beautiful girl, in the wooorrrrrllllllddddd!"

"Aw, like, thank you! You're, like, so sweet!" Goombella tells the singing Goomba. Suddenly the rest of the girls walk out while the Goomba keeps singing.

"They all have visible flaws, some make my skin crawl, yet they're all true beauties of this wooorrrrrllllllddddd!"Suddenly Birdo stomps on the singing Goomba in anger. "Uh… ouch."

The girls all rush backstage to change into their swimsuits. Suddenly a timer goes off and Toodles announces, "It's time for the swimsuit part of the competition. Up first, we have Goombella! The judges will all grade you on a scale from 1 to 12!"

Goombella walks out with a big pool float around her that's a duck. She walks down the stage like it's a runway and winks at the judges.

The screen flashes to show the judge's average score: 7.5

"Up next, we have Toadette!" Toodles states.

Toadette walks out and poses subtly. She smiles a lot and then she puts her hands her hips before turning around to walk off the stage.

The screen flashes to show the judge's average score: 8.0

"And now it's time for the one, the only, Janette!" Toodles exclaims and everyone in the audience cheers.

Janette walks out in her bikini and makes sure to make direct eye contact with the judges. She smiles and waves. The crowd goes insane for her. She blows a kiss at the very end and walks off the stage.

The screen flashes to show the judge's average score: 9.5

"Here comes Pauline!" Toodles states with a grin.

Pauline walks out and poses dramatically. She focuses all her attention on the audience instead of the judges. She smiles once more and turns to walk off the stage.

The screen flashes to show the judge's average score: 6.0

"Now, it's time for Birdo!" Toodles announces.

Birdo stomps down the stage in the skimpy bikini Shy Guy picked out for her. Birdo tries her best to stay confident and make eye contact with the judges. She poses multiple times and then walks off the stage.

The screen flashes to show the judge's average score: 7.8

"Bring out Peach!" Toodles orders.

Peach walks out and trips for a second but stops herself from falling. She smiles and then walks away because she doesn't know what else she can do at this point.

The screen flashes to show the judge's average score: 6.5

"Bring out Mona and her boob job!" Toodles states.

Mona walks out and doesn't smile. She just poses a few times and waves to the audience. She walks off the stage.

The screen flashes to show the judge's average score: 6.0

"Okay, now the girls must get ready for the talent portion. This should definitely get interesting." Toodles announces.

Mona walks up to Koops and pulls him backstage so she could practice drawing him once more. Birdo is changed into some pajamas and some fake hipster glasses, Pauline is wearing spandex so her pole-dancing routine won't look as bad. Peach and Goombella are freaking out because they don't know what to do for their talent. Toadette is playing her violin while Janette is singing to the beat. Toadette puts her violin down for a second to use the bathroom and Pauline walks up it and attaches a small blade to the stick.

"Hmm, haven't done any means of sabotage in a while…" Pauline laughs and then walks away.

"Okay time is up! Let's see what these girls have to offer in the talent portion of this pageant! Up first we have Peach!" Toodles announces.

Peach walks out and sits in a chair. She's handed a small pack of peanuts that she must eat. She takes a deep breath.

"Okay, Peach, you can do this… you haven't eaten peanuts in six years, maybe you outgrew your allergy…" Peach tries to motivate herself.

She tears open the pack of peanuts and throws them in her mouth and chews them quickly. She swallows them and smiles. "Oh my goodness I really did outgrow that allergy of-" Peach's face suddenly puffs out and starts turning red.

"She needs medical treatment!" Toodles yells. "Let's bring out Mona while we wait!"

Two paramedics carry Peach away and the screen flashes to show the judges average score for Peach's talent: 8.5

Two interns carry a couch and one of them drops it on the other's foot. The one that dropped it, runs off the stage quickly. The other one tries to chase after him but he's limping because his foot hurts. Koops runs across the stage and jumps on the couch. Koops takes his shirt off and puts the necklace on. Mona walks down the stage holding a large think piece of paper to draw on. She puts the paper up and begins drawing.

"Um… make sure you get all the detail in my shell. Uh, Koopie Koo tells me all the time that that is my best feature." Koops states with a grin.

"Please be quiet…" Mona replies as she tries continues drawing.

Mona finishes to show an awkward looking stick figure with a fat face and a large shell. She smiles and the audience cheers.

"That's truly a work of art!" A woman shouts.

The screen flashes to show the judge's average score for Mona's talent: 7.0

"Okay, Mona, that was… interesting. Pauline is going up once the interns bring the pole!" Toodles explains.

Four Interns all carry the heavy pole and drop it in the center of the stage right in front of the couch that they were too lazy to move. Koops gets up and goes back to his seat. Then he puts his shirt on. Pauline walks out and motions someone to start playing music. She begins pole-dancing, and the guys and judges are impressed. Suddenly another light in the back of the stage falls and catches on fire. A firefighter slides down the pole Pauline is dancing on and crushes her. The firefighter puts out the fire then jumps off the stage. Pauline barely manages to stand up and she limps off the stage.

The screen flashes to show the judge's average score for Pauline's pole-dancing routine: 10.0

"Up next is Birdo!" Toodles states as the interns drag the couch, the pole, and the burnt light from the stage.

Birdo steps out and starts singing horribly. She mumbles through the words she doesn't know and dances badly. Janice tries her best not to burst out laughing at the sight of Birdo dancing on the stage. Suddenly the song stops and Birdo runs off the stage and throws her hipster glasses off her face.

The screen flashes to show the judge's average score for Birdo's "performance.": 4.0

"Okay… uh let's bring out Toadette…" Toodles states.

Toadette carries a stool to the center of the stage. She sits on the stool and starts playing her violin which gives out a high screeching noise.

"I thought I already tuned this…" Toadette states.

She attempts to play more but it still sounds awful and loud. She keeps attempting to play until the strings on her violin snap. Then her eyes widen.

"And you're done, so get off the stage." Toodles states.

"Th- that's not fair. I think-" Toadette complains but Toodles pushes her off stage before she could finish what she wanted to say. Toadette lands right in Prince Mush's arms.

"What was up with that. You were playing so beautifully earlier?" Prince Mush asks the girl he's in love with.

"I don't know… I think something must've been wrong with my violin…" Toadette responded.

The screen flashes to show the judge's average score for Toadette's talent: 6.0

"Now, it's Goombella's turn… this should be rather interesting if I say so myself." Toodles exclaims.

Two interns drag two large fans and make them face each other. Goombella walks out with two jump ropes in her mouth. The two interns remove the fronts of both fans and tie an end of the jump rope to the fans. They tie the other jump rope to different blades on the fan. Goombella stands in the middle ready to jump rope.

"Like, it's totally my time to shine right now!" Goombella squeals. The interns turn both fans on and Goombella begins jump roping and the entire audience begins cheering. "Okay, okay, like, I'm done! Please turn off the fans!"

The interns unplug the fans and drag them off the stage. The audience continues cheering for Goombella.

The screen flashes to show the judge's average score for Goombella's innovative idea of jump roping: 11.75

"Okay, that idea was amazing! Now it's time for the last girl, Janette!" Janice announces before Toodles could.

Janette steps on the stage and starts singing in an amazing voice.

"Wait. Why didn't she sing this well when we had the talent show?" Prince Mush asked Toadette.

"She's lip syncing…" Toadette replies.

"Dang, she's lip syncing the HECK outta that song though." Prince Mush says. "Just like Beyonce would…" Prince Mush comments.

Janette finishes her routine and runs back stage to get ready for the evening gown part of the competition.

The screen flashes to show the judge's average score for Janette's performance: 8.0

"Okay, the girls need to get ready for the evening gowns!" Toodles announces. The screen cuts out to show commercials. "Alright we're back. Now let's begin the evening gown part of the competition. Up first we have the weakest link from last round, Birdo."

Birdo walks out and clearly doesn't have makeup on her face because she hates makeup. She winks multiple times and walks back out of the stage because she really wants to get the pageant over with.

Judge's score for Birdo: 8.5

Pauline walks out without an introduction. She smiles and looks at the judge this time, because someone criticized her during the break. She walks back stage.

Judge's score for Pauline: 8.0

Peach walks out and smiles she waves and doesn't look down at all. She moves her hair back to show off the diamond earrings and then walks back stage.

Judge's score for Peach: 10.5

Janette walks out and tries to look amazing. She smiles and waves and looks at the judges then she walks out.

Judge's score for Janette: 8.25

Goombella walks out in the dress Yoshi picked out for her. She smiles, poses, and then walks back stage.

Judge's score for Goombella: 8.0

Toadette walks out and smiles. She then trips over nothing, falls, and hits her face. She stands back up, but almost falls again. She walks to the edge of the stage, smiles, and then turns around while covering her face because she's embarrassed.

Judge's score for Toadette: 7.0

Mona walks out and tries her best to smile without looking awkward. She twirls in the dress because she loves the dress she's wearing. She then turns and walks back stage.

Judge's score for Mona: 7.5

"Okay, now it's time for the interviews… the order will just be the opposite of the last round. So, up first we have Mona!" Toodles announces, "The singing Goomba will ask the question to the girls!"

The Goomba steps up onto the stage. Mona walks back out and steps right next to the Goomba, who hands her a microphone.

"Mona, global warming has been an issue for some time now, your question is as follows, do you believe global warming is an issue and what do you think we should do to stop it?" He asks.

"Uhh… global warming is a problem…"

"Oh dear, your breath stinks…" The Goomba comments, making all the audience laugh at Mona.

"Umm… I think we should get more electric cars and stuff and we should stop using fuel because fuel harms it or something like that. Moral of the story is, we need more green in this world!" Mona answers. Judge's score for Mona: 4.5

The Goomba asks Toadette the same question.

"Yeah, of course global warming is an issue, but there are so many bigger issues in this world right now, so why should we only look at global warming. People are staving to death, teens are committing suicide because of bullying, and this pageant is acting like global warming is the world's biggest problem, well it's NOT! A reason global warming is such an issue right now is because the amount of hairspray used for beauty pageants. It's outrageous! And why should women have to enter beauty pageants? Because society urges them too. I believe natural beauty is the best kind of beauty! Society is corrupted, we should fix society before we even think of fixing global warming." Toadette took a deep breath after giving her response.

Judge's score for Toadette: 12.0

The Goomba asks Goombella the same question.

"Like, global warming is not an issue because it's totally a pointless theory created by dumbfounded scientists as an attempt to, like, scare a few people. Like, issues in this world that do need to be fixed are racism, sexism, and segregation. I believe that will lower the amount of wars in the world tremendously and the world would have what it needs to prosper… love."

Judge's score for Goombella: 10.0

The Goomba asks Janette the same question.

"I believe world hunger and poverty are the problems right now in the world, not global warming. So we should focus on that. How do we even know what those scientists are saying about global warming is true. Scientists are liars! I rest my case."

Judge's score for Janette: 9.0

The Goomba asks Peach the same question.

"Yeah global warming is an issue. We can fix it by publicizing it as much as possible so people know that there's an issue and we need everyone to help. We need to all come together if we want to fix this."

Judge's score for Peach: 7.5

The Goomba asks Pauline the same question.

"Who cares about global warming? It's not an issue and it never will be. It's just a common myth… if that. And that's all I have to say."

Judge's score for Pauline: 7.0

The Goomba asks Birdo the same question.

"I believe the global warming is an issue, but it's not a big issue. A big issue in the world today is the division of social classes in many different countries. I believe in a world where every one has the chance to be successful no matter what their background is."

Judge's score for Birdo: 8.5

Toodles steps back onto the stage. She says, "Okay, we have the result! Will all the girls please step up onto the stage!" All seven girls step back onto the stage very nervously. "Okay I'm gonna announce backwards until I reach the top two, so in seventh place with a total score of twenty-five, we have Mona." Mona sighs and steps off the stage. "In sixth, we have Birdo with a total score of twenty-eight point eight." Birdo shrugs and steps off the stage, satisfied.

"At least I didn't get last." Birdo tells Shy Guy.

"I'm actually shocked about that…" Shy Guy comments.

"In fifth place, with a score of thirty-one, it's Pauline!" Toodles announces. Pauline crosses her arms and walks off the stage, disappointed that she didn't get the ten thousand dollars. "In fourth place we actually had a tie in points, which were both thirty-three, but we believe the other girl deserved third more, so in fourth we have Toadette!"

"How did I manage to get fourth when I fell in the most important part of the pageant and my talent failed epically?" Toadette asked as she stepped off the stage.

"Also getting thirty-three points, it's Peach!" Toodles announces.

"Aw, it's all because of my stupid allergies!" Peach complains as she steps off the stage and sits next to Mario.

"Okay, two girls left, you both did very well in the pageant. But only one of you won the pageant with a score of thirty-seven point twenty-five, the other only had a score of thirty-four point seventy-five. And the winner of Mario Total Drama's first beauty pageant is…" Toodles pauses and then places the crown on Goombella's head and shouts, "Goombella! Give your speech girl! It's your time to shine."

Goombella holds a microphone between her feet, "Like, ohmigosh, I never would've thought that-"

Janette snatches the microphone and yells, "Goombella, Imma' let you finish, but I was the greatest pageant girl of ALL TIME. I deserve to win, not that goomba over there!"

Goombella starts crying.

"Janette, get off the stage. You don't even deserve to be here. There's a reason why the crown is on Goombella's head and not on yours!" Toodles shouts. "Finish your speech."

"I never would've thought that I could win this. Like, I'm representing Goomba's everywhere. When people see me on that magazine cover, like, they're gonna know that Goomba's are amazing."

"Okay, Goombella, you also won immunity for your team! As for the Fat Fireflowers one of you are taking a ride on the loser boat tonight. And I would keep my eyes on Janette, Prince Mush, and Birdo. But remember to stay beautiful!"


In Confessional

Toadette - "Today's challenge was complicated, so I have no idea who to vote off…So I'm just gonna vote off a random person that's not Prince Mush or Janette."

Birdo - "Prince Mush was the reason we lost! He gave Goombella her talent which she excelled at. He also only picked out ugly outfits for me and he's been useless regardless…"


All the Fat Fireflowers are sitting on tree stumps around the bonfire while Toodles is standing in front of them with a plate that only has six mushroom on it. "Okay, I guess I'll make this rather quick. You all cast your votes and made your decision, but too bad none of that matters because only my vote matters. So I cast MY vote and made MY decision and the first mushrooms goes to Dry Bones, only because I wish I was that skinny…"

"I'm bones!" Dry Bones replies in shock as he grabs the first mushroom.

"The next two people safe, are Toadette and Koops, I don't hate you two yet." Toodles states.

Toadette and Koops jump up and grab their mushrooms.

"The next two mushrooms go to Birdo and Shy Guy, because although I don't like either of you, I don't hate you nearly much as Prince Mush and Janette…" Toodles announces.

Birdo and Shy Guy get up and grab their mushrooms.

"Okay, only one mushroom is left, one of you Toad's in front of me will be walking down that dock and will get on that loser boat." Toodles exclaims. "The last mushroom goes to…. Gosh this was a hard decision… Prince Mush, you caused your team's elimination by picking out Goombella's talent which was her highest score in the entire pageant. That's a good reason for you to leave…"

"No not Prince Mush or Janette!" Toadette shouts. Toodles gives Toadette a death glare and says, "Would you like to be the one to leave?"

"Uh… no…" Toadette responds while looking down.

"Anyways, Janette what you did at that pageant was uncalled for. You lost. You should've dealt with it in a mature way! So anyways, the final mushroom of the night goes to…" Toodles takes a deep breath and says, "Prince Mush."

"Oh… thank goodness… uh, sorry, Janette." Prince Mush says as he grabs the final mushroom."

"No… no! None of my fellow teammates would vote me off! This elimination ceremony is unfair! I demand the actual person voted off to be eliminated!" Janette shouts.

"Oh Funky Kong!" Toodles yells. "Come take this loser to the loser boat this instant."

"Dang woman, it's called the boat of losers." Shy Guy comments.

A large ape walks over and picks up Janette and walks her down the dock of shame.

"No, this isn't fair!" Janette shouts.

"Wait! Put her down!" Dry Bones shouts as he runs down the dock of shame along with Toadette. Funky Kong shrugs and puts Janette down.

Toadette pushes Dry Bones to the side to give Janette a hug. "Oh my goodness, I can't imagine what it would be like on this island without my best friend… this elimination was not fair you should fight this." she says with a frown.

"See yah, Toadette…" Janette says with a tear running down her cheek. Toadette pushes Dry Bones into Janette and winks as she walks away.

"Janette- I, I didn't think you would be eliminated…but wow…" Dry Bones replies as he hugs her.

"Dry Bones, I've liked you for a while now. Will you go out with me?" Janette asks with a large grin.

"Uh… no… not now at least. Can we at least wait until after this show is finished? It'd be better for both of us." Dry Bones asks.

"Sure. Being separated isn't smart anyway." Janette says as she grabs Dry Bones and kisses him leaving Dry Bones' blushing. "Goodbye everyone!" Janette jumps on the Boat of Losers and waves to Dry bones who waves back. The boat drifts away.


The screen fades out then fades in to Peach freaking out in her cabin looking for Pauline's diamond earrings.

"Oh crap, where the heck did I put them. I took them off and they just disappeared! Oh crap, Pauline is going to kill me!" Peach says.

"See, Peach. You shouldn't have taken the diamond earrings in the first place. I knew something like this was going to happen." Mona states.

"I just misplaced them… but you know what, I'm just gonna tell Pauline that I lost the earrings…" Peach replies as Goombella walks in. "Goombella! Where's Pauline?"

"Uh, like I think I saw her and Mario on the dock of shame…" Goombella replied.

"Thanks Goombella, oh yeah, congrats on winning the pageant…" Peach tells Goombella as she walked out of the cabin.

Pauline and Mario are sitting on the edge of the dock of shame. Pauline realized after getting a lot off her chest in the confessional that she wanted to tell Mario that she liked him.

"So Mario, do you know why I wanted to talk to you?" Pauline asked.

"Well a, since you a dragged me down here. I a have no clue? Am I a kicked out of your alliance?" Mario asks in fear.

"No, no. Mario, I have a crush on you… at least I think I do." Pauline confesses. "You're mine now, okay?"

"Uh… okay, gee, I've never had a girl like me before…" Mario smiles. Pauline pulls Mario closer to her and they kiss, even though Mario still liked Peach.

Peach walks down the dock and notices them kissing. She gasps and mumbles, "She knew I liked Mario! She knew it!" Then the screen fades out.


End of Episode Fourteen


Votes:

Toadette - Shy Guy

Birdo - Prince Mush

Janette - Birdo

Koops - Prince Mush

Dry Bones- Birdo

Toodles - Janette

Shy Guy - Prince Mush

Prince Mush - Birdo

Bold means their vote was the only vote that counts


Janette's Audition:

Janette's audition starts off in her backyard with Janice taking pictures of herself in the background, and Janelle making out with her boyfriend.

"Hi! I'm Janette I'm the youngest of the Traveling Sister's three, we come as a trio but we each decided to make our own audition. I want to be on your show because it would be awesome to do with my sisters."

"Oh Randy, I said no tongue you jerk!" Janelle shouts and she stomps on his foot.

Janice pushes Janette aside and says, "Hey producers, it's me again, Janice. The hottest of the traveling sister's three. I hope guys are considering me! Because I'm awesome"

"Will you get out of here?" Janette shouts as she pushes her Janice away. Janelle walks over to her.

"Aw, it's about time you make your video." Janelle tells Janette.

"Ugh. Fine. You guys make my video then!" Janette shouts in annoyance and walks away.

Janelle and Janice just stand there and wave until the screen fades out.


A/N

3/9 - This was such a long chapter (;_; ) Took sooo long to write, I really hope you guys like it…

-Thanks so much for the reviews, favs, and follows last chapter! Please review so I know someone is reading this and so I know I didn't put all this hard work in this chapter for nothing! Each review is much appreciated. The characters I'd like to hear your opinion about are Bowser and… wait for it… YOSHI! If you have a problem with them, like let's say you think Bowser was very undeveloped this season because he left too early(I certainly do.) I'll make a note of it, for my plans of next season.

-Okay, so I considered all the criticism around Goombella I got from last chapter so I decided to make a list of challenges she could win. I ended up going with a beauty pageant… I don't know why. But anyways, you guys ask, I deliver simpler as that! :D

-Sorry to all Janette fans, I originally planned for Birdo to leave, but I scrapped that when I got to writing the end of the pageant, because it wouldn't be a good time for her to be eliminated and I don't know how I would make her react to being eliminated after THIS challenge.

-Since spring break is coming up, the next chapter will be up in no time. Also my rewrite of chapter four of this story will be up later this week. About time I get to changing them to story format. Also please do the poll on my lookup! It's important. 'Til next time (: