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Mario Total Drama Island

Episode Sixteen

Pokemorons


Donkey Kong is standing on the dock of shame during nighttime. He smiles and then says, "Previously on Mario Total Drama Island, drama filled the air of our beloved campers. Koops got the confidence to aim for his dreams, but he probably wasn't thinking realistically. Pauline played the game well yet again when she used an intern to split up Prince Mush and Toadette. The fact that Prince Mush couldn't trust Birdo during the trust challenge led to his elimination. Lastly, of all things, Koops kissed Toadette, and then Koopie Koo entered the competition to add to the mix of drama. Now with no more teams, anything can happen. Find out what will happen in this awesome episode of… Mario Total Drama Island!"


The Opening Sequence Begins


The episode starts off where the last one left off. Birdo and Koops are still sitting near the bonfire. Koopie Koo is just standing there observing them. Birdo notices Koopie Koo and gets up and walks away quickly. Koopie Koo runs over to Koops in anger.

"Koops, when were you going to tell me you kissed another girl?" Koopie Koo shouts loudly. "And an ugly one at that!"

"Uh… who told you, I, um…" Koops replies with hesitation.

"Don't play dumb with me! Koops I know everything! And you were going to just break up with me through a text message!" Koopie Koo yells.

"I—uh…" Koops responds and he begins sweating.

"You know what Koops? Screw you! I will get you and that girl you kissed eliminated!" Koopie Koo shouts.

"I'm sorry—"

"I don't want your stupid apology!" Koopie Koo stomps away. "You are dead to me!"

"Koopie Koo, I don't um…" Koops tries to talk but then he notices Koopie Koo is gone. He sits there, not sure of how he's supposed to feel.


In Confessional

Koops – "Um… with Koopie Koo entering the competition, everything changes…"

Koopie Koo – "Koops! I trusted you and you would do this to me! Birdo, I know you seduced him in some way and you'll pay for this! You're not even cute! You better watch your back Birdo, because I will get my revenge!" /she begins crying/ "UGH!" /covers her hand over the camera/


The next scene starts off early in the morning. Birdo and Toadette are packing up their clothes, so they can move into the Poison Mushrooms cabin.

"Hm, come on Toadette, let's go. I don't want to be alone when I enter the battlefield of drama from all the other girls!" Birdo states.

Toadette grabs the poem Prince Mush wrote for her and she smiles when she rereads it. She looks back up at Birdo and says, "Okay… let's go."


In Confessional

Birdo – "I'm glad I made it to the merge, but I knew this would happen! I'm going to win this competition! No one will get in my way!"

Toadette – "First my best friend gets eliminated, and then my boyfriend. I guess I'm going to be alone for the rest of the competition…" /sighs/ "…at least I have Birdo though I mean I'm not the only new Fireflower girl."


"Girl you are just a home wrecker! It's a wonder why Mario even likes you!" Mona shouts to Pauline immediately as Birdo and Toadette walk into the room.

"Oh shut up! Your boobs are as fake as your personality; at least I'm blunt about how mean I am!" Pauline roars back as she steps closer to Mona.

"Who ate the cream puffs I had in my bag?!" Peach yells loudly.

"Like I did, like I totally didn't know they were yours." Goombella replies.

"They were in MY bag! You can't possibly be that stupid!" Peach snaps.

"Pauline, no one likes you! Jump off a bridge or something; you are the least liked character! You're lucky I don't punch you in the face right now!" Mona screams.

"Go ahead, punch me, but surely I'll beat the beep out of you right now!" Pauline calmly replies. Then all four girls turn and notice Toadette and Birdo standing in the doorway. They immediately stop.

"Oh hey Toadette, hey Birdo!" Goombella greets them. "Welcome to our cabin!"

"Hey…" The two girls respond.

"Oh, hey guys, sorry you had to see that!" Pauline smiles but both Birdo and Toadette ignore her.

"Why apologize?" Mona snaps.

"Are you guys serious? I mean, has it been like this all season for you guys?" Birdo asks.

"Not at all, we just like to argue once you guys get here because that's sooo fun…" Mona sarcastically responds.

Koopie Koo walks inside the cabin. She pushes Birdo to the side when she walks by.

"Um, excuse you!" Birdo shouts loudly to the koopa who just blatantly ignores her. "Some people have manners, girl! I don't appreciate you pushing me to the side like that! Don't you hear me talking to you?"

"Don't you see me ignoring you? I don't like you!" Koopie Koo shouts back.

"Well damn!" Mona states in shock.

"I'm gonna walk off some of this steam because I don't feel like hitting someone right now!" Birdo states then she stomps out of the cabin.


Boo, Mario, and Yoshi just finished packing their things are ready to move over to the other cabin. Yoshi takes a deep breath.

"I should say bye to Goombella before I go to the other cabin…" Yoshi states.

"Why? You act like you're leaving the island; you'll still see her every day until one of you gets eliminated…" Boo states.

"But it won't be the same!" Yoshi snaps.

"You like her." Mario states.

"Uh… so?" Yoshi replies as he begins blushing.

"Dude, you should ask her out!" Boo states. "Then after the show, you two, and me and Bow should go on a double date!" Boo shouts

"What about a me?" Mario laughs.

"You're with Pauline, and Bow doesn't exactly like her." Boo responds.

"Oh… yeah… Pauline." Mario responds as he looks down.

"Wait, bro, you like someone else?" Boo asks with a wide grin and his long tongue hanging out.

"Well, I like Pauline, a little bit. I mean a her a hair smells nice. But I had this a connection with a Peach that Pauline got in the middle of." Mario replies.

"Oh, that stinks, man. Especially since both Pauline and Peach are equally insane." Boo laughs.

Mario shakes his head and walks out of the cabin. Boo follows behind him. Yoshi looks back for a second and then leaves his room. He goes over to the other room to tell Goombella goodbye. Mario and Boo walk into the Fat Fireflowers cabin. Dry Bones and Shy Guy are hitting a bong. Koops is pacing around the room, while thinking about Koopie Koo.

"What am I going to do?" Koops ponders out loud.

"Hey dudes, you guys wanna hit this bong?" Shy Guy asks.

Boo shakes his head and body because they are connected and he can't just shake his head alone. "No, not really into pot like that."

"Eh, me either. I don't a smoke." Mario states.

"Hey- hey, hey guys, can someone, anyone, please explain why naked and baked don't rhyme?" Shy Guy asks while ignoring the responses Boo and Mario just gave him.

"Yeah, man. They are spelled the same, dude; this is why war exists in the world." Dry Bones laughs after he says this.

"Ugh, it smells like hippies in here…" Yoshi comments while he walks into the room.

"Wait. Why don't naked and baked rhyme?" Boo asks while he ponders it.

"English is such a stupid language, it should be abolished!" Dry Bones states.

"Wait, man, if it actually was abolished, then what would we be speaking right now?" Shy Guy asks.

"Nothing, because language is nothing." Dry Bones states.

"My mind is literally blown." Boo states.

"So did you a ask a Goombella out?" Mario asks Yoshi.

"No the girls we're all arguing or something like that and then Pauline and Mona started fighting or something like that, then Birdo returned and tried to fight Koopie Koo, Zess T arrived and broke up the fights and made all the girls sit in different parts of the rooms… So, yeah, I couldn't ask her out. When does the challenge start?"

"Wait, there was a fight?" Boo asks.

"Yeah, it didn't last that long though. Zess T got there rather quickly." Yoshi replies, "So anyways, what's up guys?"

"Nothing much man, you know except the fact that there's genocide in the world now and all that, and that the Mushroom Kingdom Castle has no protection." Dry Bones responds.

"Well… that's certainly pleasant…" Boo replies.

"Attention campers, please meet me on the beach now for the next challenge, and be prepared, it's going to be a fun one!" Donkey Kong announces.


The thirteen campers gather on the empty beach. Donkey Kong is not there and the campers are looking around in confusion.

"Uh, like, where's Donkey Kong?" Goombella asks.

"I wouldn't be surprised if this is supposed to be a challenge of some sort… but, I'm fine with any challenge as long as I don't have to put my trust in you losers again…" Mona states and then she glares at Pauline.

Suddenly a boat shaped like a dragon is coming up. Ten Shroompa Loompas that appeared before in the season are paddling the boat. Donkey Kong is standing in the back of the boat and he's wearing a large black top hat and a long red necktie.

"Let's go, shall we?" Donkey Kong announces to the campers. "Today's challenge won't take place on this island! Hurry, hurry, time is being wasted as you all just stand around there."

The thirteen bitter campers all sit on different parts of the boat. Mona and Birdo sit in the front but not next to each other. Yoshi sits next to Goombella, Peach purposely sits next to Toadette, and Boo is sitting next to Koops two seats behind Peach. Dry Bones, Shy Guy, Koopie Koo, Mario, and Pauline are sitting in the back near Donkey Kong. Mario and Pauline are sitting next to each other.

"Well campers let us go!" Donkey Kong announces and the boat begins moving very quickly.


Then the camera cuts off and fades in, to the boat reaching a large dark tunnel. As the boat goes into the dark tunnel, Donkey Kong begins talking.

"You campers are always bitter, you may need yourselves some liquor, don't follow the light, you all think you're always right, the trust challenge was a big fail, are you all team Peeta or team Gale?" Donkey Kong says in a creepy voice as bright lights in the tunnel begin flashing.

"Worst parody ever…" Mona comments with little enthusiasm.


In Confessional

Pauline – "I mean I don't blame Mona for not liking me. But she had this distaste bottled up all season and now she wants to go off on me? That's what gets on my nerves, but I'm focused on the competition, that's all! Don't like me? Deal with it!"

Shy Guy – "Someone sprayed some chemicals on my weed, I can tell! It's probably a pesticide or something." /shrugs and smokes a blunt/ "Smoking dangerous chemicals is still better than being sober…"


The boat reaches a large island with a rusty dock that looks similar to Camp Mamma Mia. The campers and Donkey Kong step off the boat and onto the dock. They look around and notice a few houses and buildings in front of them.

"Today's challenge will last three days, follow me to this building where we'll have someone who will explain today's challenge to you!" Donkey Kong states. He walks the campers into the building with many people walking around holding spheres that are half red and half white. A crazy looking old man in a lab coat is standing near a large table. Donkey Kong walks the thirteen campers down to where he's standing. The man grins and then he laughs.

"What up?! Welcome to the island of Pokemon. Best believe my name is Oak, but bros 'round here call me the Pokemon professor! Now listen up, this island is full of Pokemon. To most on the island they are just used as pets, others fight them. I just study them as a profession because I'm going through a middle age crisis." The old man introduces himself and all the campers just nod. "Now let me know all yo' names."

"I'm Boo!" The shy white ghost announces loudly.

"The name's Yoshi. Yoshi, Yoshi." Yoshi replies in a deep voice from his translator.

"I'm Pauline." The mean girl states.

The rest of the campers introduce themselves and Oak shakes his head and then says, "Okay, today's challenge is to become the best Pokemon trainer amongst yourselves. It's your job to not only train up the Pokemon I give you, but also catch new ones and build up a powerful team!" A little boy with spiked red hair walks into the building down to where the campers are, "That's Ryan, and he's been all of you guys' rival since you were babies…"

"Uh, we don't even know him…" Peach comments.

"Anyways, in front of me I have fourteen pokeballs, one for each of you. One by one all fourteen of you will grab a pokeball, Ryan, you're up first since you're just the rival."

"Yeah!" Ryan shouts. He runs up to the table and grabs one of the pokeballs.

"You grabbed Oshawott, it matches you since nobody likes generation five Pokemon and nobody likes you…" Oak comments. "I'm gonna get sued for saying that, anyways, Goomba girl, pick a poke ball!"

"Like I totally want something cute and fluffy!" Goombella states. Then she runs up and picks up a pokeball with her mouth. Donkey Kong gives everyone a belt so they can hold their Pokemon on it.

"You got a Mudkip!" Oak announces and he shows Goombella a picture of the Pokemon she got.

"Uh! That's like not what I wanted!" Goombella complains.

"Okay, fruit girl, come on." Oak says and he points Peach.

"This is a weird challenge…" Peach states as she walks up to the table. She grabs a pokeball off the table.

"You got a squirtle." Oak says and then he shows Peach a picture of one.

"Aw, like she gets a cute one." Goombella complains.

"Mona, come on now, hurry it up." Oak announces. Mona goes up and grabs a pokeball and then she finds out that she got Pikachu. Toadette goes next and gets the grass Pokemon, Chikorita. Pauline goes and gets a fire Pokemon, Chimchar. Then Koopie Koo goes and gets a Treeko. Pauline goes and gets a Charmander; Boo goes and gets a Totodile. Mario goes and gets a Torchic. Yoshi gets a Bulbasaur. Shy Guy gets a Cyndaquil. Dry Bones gets a Piplub. Koops ironically gets a Turtwig. Birdo gets a Jigglypuff.

"Wait." Birdo states, "Jigglypuff was NOT a starter Pokemon. That's not fair."

"Well too bad, you're using Jigglypuff, deal with it." Oak responds.

"Uh, Oak, my pokeball keeps shaking…" Mona complains and then her Pikachu bursts out of the pokeball and clings to Mona.

"No! I'm not staying in that stuffy little pokeball!" The Pikachu shouts.

"Wait, like, these animal critters, like, talk?" Goombella asks.

"Oh yeah, this isn't logical to Pokemon, so they talk, deal with it! And your Pikachu doesn't want to be in a pokeball so it'll follow you around!" Oak states.

"What?" Mona asks in shock.

"Also, I'm giving you all a Pokedex; catch as many Pokemon as you all can to get information on them a junk." Oak responds and gives all the campers and Ryan a Pokedex.

"Wait, your profession is entirely on Pokemon, but this Pokedex is empty!" Peach states which causes Oak to roll his eyes.

"All of you get out of here you're getting on my nerves now!" Oak responds as he points to the door.

"Wait. Where are we supposed to go?" Shy Guy asks.

"Oh yeah, there are gyms you can go to, to get badges but they aren't exactly necessary. Just catch and train Pokemon, then get here in three days to fight!" Oak announces. "Now, go, and remember the far left always holds the best!"

All the campers run out of the building and move upwards to the grass.

"Ugh. Some needs to cut this grass it's too long." Boo complains.

"It's supposed to be long because Pokemon hide in tall grass you idiot!" Ryan states. "Gosh! Anyways I'm gonna go train my Pokemon to be the best and I'm going to beat all of you! Smell you all later!"

"Yeah, it hasn't even been a minute and I already want to slap him…" Boo comments.


All the contestants leave off in different directions to train the Pokemon they just received. Pauline drags Mario with her so she can keep tabs on him. Toadette starts moving forward and Peach follows right behind her.

"Hey Toadette! Can I talk to you for a second?" Peach asks with a wide grin on her face which creeps Toadette out a bit.

"Uh… sure?" She responds.

"Toadette, I'm not gonna lie I think you're the best competitor here!" Peach exclaims.

"Really? Thanks." Toadette smiles even though she's not sure what Peach wants.

"So because of this, I realize we now both share a deep hatred for Pauline, and I think forming an alliance together could not only defeat Pauline but also get us right to the final two!" Peach states.

"Uh… an alliance? Gee… I mean Peach, I'm afraid to say no because you might beat me with a frying pan or something like that…" Toadette laughs.

"Toadette, think about it this way. Your boyfriend and best friend are already eliminated so you have nothing to lose! We both equally hate Pauline!" Peach says.

"I don't know… I was kinda planning on going solo…"

"Whatever you say, but it's not safe in this competition to wander off alone." Peach simply replies and attempts to walk away.

"Fine." Toadette tells Peach. "I'll join your alliance on a few terms…"

"What are your terms?" Peach asks.

"First things first, I want this to be an equal partnership, no one over another!"

"Fine by me."

"Also. I want this alliance to be secret; I don't want it to be like Pauline's alliance. I don't want Pauline on our backs and picking us off."

"Okay." Peach smiles. "Perfect. This is just perfect."


In Confessional

Toadette – "Okay, I don't entirely trust Peach… isn't she part of Pauline's alliance? What if she's just using me or something like that? I can always change my mind, right? RIGHT?"

Koopie Koo – "Mm… a story about a show with characters from a game series with a challenge about ANOTHER game series… I guess logic no longer exists…"

Peach – "Before, me and Mona had an alliance of some sort going on but I no longer trust her. I mean I became this because of her!" /points out her appearance changes that Pauline did to her/ "Also Mona seems like the person that would do anything to win… I'm not going to let her know I don't trust her though… it's just the fact that I may need her votes now and again…"


Shy Guy, Yoshi, Koopie Koo, and Goombella are all walking in the same direction that leads to the first Pokemon Gym.

"Like, I'm too short for this, like grass; I'm, like, a Pokem- Bleh." Goombella spits out grass that gets in her mouth.

"Ugh! How could Koops dump me after all we been through!" Koopie Koo shouts. "This makes me want to cut off his tail and superglue it to his forehead!"

"Uh… why would you superglue his tail to his forehead?" Yoshi asks.

"I don't know, don't repeat me it's making me realize how stupid I actually sound!" Koopie Koo complains.

"Man, it's okay, hot girls aren't supposed to be smart." Shy Guy states.

"Like, ohmigosh, Shy Guy, you are, like, such a pervert!" Goombella states.

"Eh, it's fine. I mean all men are perverts, only the ugly ones are creepy!" Koopie Koo states. "And then there's Shy Guy, I can only wonder how ugly he actually is. He's probably always hairy since that mask is on his face… gross."

"You're so… loud… and have such an open opinion. I think that's so hawt!" Shy Guy moves closer to Koopie Koo who steps away from him.

"I'll never be into you…" Koopie Koo replies.

"Yeah… you're probably only into scrawny boys like Koops, while, I, I'm a man!" Shy Guy states.

"Oh please, like, yesterday you were running around in a red dress!" Goombella comments.

"It. Was. A. Robe. It had a hood, duhh." Shy Guy justifies himself. "Excuse me for changing my outfit, something characters on this show don't do."

"Wait a red robe… Shy Guy are you in a cult?" Yoshi asks.

"If weed is considered a cult then yes, I'm in a cult." Shy Guy responds.

"Ugh. Like, are you ever in your life sober?" Goombella asks.

"Aye, man, I'm high on life. Life and Pot. Mostly pot…" Shy Guy states.

"Like, no shock there…" Goombella comments. Suddenly a wild Rattata jumps out at Goombella. A man jumps out next to her.

"A wild Rattata appeared!" The random man shouts into a microphone. "And who will Goombella send out?"

"Like what is going on?" Goombella asks.

"I think you're in a Pokemon battle…" Yoshi replies.

"Like, okay." Goombella bites the pokeball off her belt and tosses it over to the Rattata. Her Mudkip jumps out.

"Let's get ready to RUMBLE!" The random man shouts.

"Mudkip, like, use tackle!" Goombella shouts. Her Pokemon follows her instructions. The battle ends quickly and Goombella wins and her Mudkip goes up a level.

"I want to fight a Pokemon!" Shy Guy tells the other people, and then he grabs a random Pidgey and starts fighting it, with his bare hands.


Mona and Boo are the only ones that decide to go south. They keep moving until a large body of water cuts them off.

"You idiots went the wrong way." Pikachu comments.

"Didn't I tell you to shut up?" Mona responds to her Pokemon.

"This challenge is stupid, and let alone it supports animal abuse… heh heh, like I care though." Boo states.

"Well, I guess we have to go back…" Mona tells her Pikachu.

"I don't! I can float! HA!" Boo states. He floats across the body of water to get to a new place, unsure of where exactly he's supposed to go.

"Well, let's go back." Mona says.

"You are so redundant, stop acting like I'm dumb or something like that. All you do is repeat yourself. And are your boobs even real, like the shape of those melons don't look realistic… And why the heck is your hair orange, where are your freckles. Do you have a soul? And what is up with your outfit?" Pikachu continues rambling.

"Oh my God, please shut up!" The orange haired girl replies.


Birdo, Dry Bones, Koops, Pauline, and Mario all went west, realized it was a dead end and then started going in the same direction Toadette and Peach went.

"Koops, why the heck does your girlfriend hate me?" Birdo asks with rage.

"I think you mean EX- girlfriend." Dry Bones adds.

"Um… well if it makes you feel any better she hates me too!" Koops replies with a slight grin which just causes the pink creature to roll her eyes.

Suddenly a wild Pidgey attacks Dry Bones and the random man appears again. Dry Bones sends out his Piplub. The battle goes on, and it's very close. Piplub defeats the Pidgey with only one health point remaining. After the battle Piplub gains a level.

"So this is what we're doing with our lives for the next three days?" Dry Bones asks. "And I thought death was torture…"

"Mamma mia, this is a long walk." Mario tells his girlfriend.

"Yeah. You'd think they'd have cars or golf carts or something so we don't have to walk everywhere. I am a lazy person!" Dry Bones states.

"But you're skinny." Pauline laughs.

"Yeah… but I don't have a choice…" The skeleton replies as he begins juggling his ribcage.

Birdo gets annoyed of Dry Bones juggling, so she knocks his head off and it flies ten feet away. Dry Bones continues juggling even though his head is off his body.

"Okay, that is a creepy." Mario states.

"Can someone put my head back on my body?" Dry Bones asks as his body starts wondering away. "And make it quick!"

Pauline picks up Dry Bones head and slams it back onto his body. He grunts in pain when she does it.

"Wait, does that hurt? It couldn't possibly hurt because you're already dead…" Pauline examines Dry Bones.

"Well… we can… but it's very rare since I'm immune to pretty much everything." Dry Bones replies.

"I wanna be the living dead after I die!" Koops states. Dry Bones shakes his head.

"No you don't." He responds.


The screen blacks out for a commercial break. The next scene starts off with Dry Bones reaching the first Poke Center in the game. The people he was travelling with are no longer with him.

"Welcome to our Pokemon center, I'm Nurse Joy, there are many like me, but I'm the best one you'll meet on your journey. Would you like to heal your Pokemon back to perfect health?" Nurse Joy asks Dry Bones.

"Uhh… sure…"

Nurse Joy takes the Pokeball and heals the Pokemon. She returns the Pokeball to Dry Bones and says, "We hope to see you again!"

"Thanks… wait… what?"


In Confessional

Dry Bones – "Okay, the nurses hope to see me again? They WANT my Pokemon to get injured…. That Nurse Joy seems evil to me!"

Peach – "So by now I believe it's been a few hours and me and Toadette reached the first gym. We fought like eighty trainers on our way up here; my squirtle learned a few moves. I also caught a Butterfree because it looks like a butterfly; Toadette caught a Pidgey which I don't think is that good since they're everywhere but whatever… anyways I think both of us are getting good at this, we even understand types. Pokemon are like girls, they have types that they can dominate and then they have types that are out of their league… like I am to a lot of guys…" /bats eyelashes/

Toadette – "This challenge is long and tiring. I'm also still mad at what Pauline did! The only good news is that I'm going to be in Mario Kart 8, I mean it's been years since I been in a game. They should make up for not putting me in Mario Party 9 without having a valid reason of doing that." /camera zooms through her rambling and stops/ "I mean Kamek really? There's a reason she wasn't put in Mario Kart 64! I don't mind Shy Guy, but…" /Camera zooms through more of her rambling/ "And they have the audacity to put Honey Queen in Mario Kart 7 I mean this show would suck if Kinalima wrote her in as a contestant… wait I just realized I broke the fourth wall… dang. The producers specifically told us not to break the fourth wall… and what do I do? I break it… or did I break it… I think even just mentioning the fourth wall is breaking it… oh crap then I broke it again…"


Boo floats all the way across the water and reaches an island named Cinnabar Island. Boo sighs in relief when he reaches the shore. He tries to go inside the gym and realizes it's locked. Then a challenger standing on the side of the beach challenges him and beats Boo's Totodile with all his Pokemon to spare. Boo is transported to the Poke Center and heals his only fainted Pokemon. Boo suddenly realizes he went the wrong direction because the trainers around the island are too tough. He floats all the way back to the town everyone started off at.

"I really just wasted all that time." Boo complains as he reaches the first town again. Eventually he runs into Dry Bones who is now walking with Koops in the town.

"That's weird, because I'm usually never wrong… ever!" Dry Bones states referring to what happened the day before between Koops and Toadette.

"Uh… she's in love with Prince Mush, there's absolutely nothing I can do to change that… and I can't get Koopie Koo back, uh, I guess, um, I'm just gonna die alone!" Koops states.

"Dude, I can swear there's something off about Prince Mush and Toadette's 'relationship' as if it's all built on lies." The pile of bones speaks up.

"Heh heh, sorry to intrude, but Koops, what's so wrong with Koopie Koo again?" Boo asks.

"Nothing… I guess it's just that… Toadette… I don't know! I might be an idiot for letting go of Koopie Koo… Dry Bones it's all your fault!" Koops shouts.

"Whoa. Things are getting serious!" Boo comments.

"Don't try and pin it on me! You were the one feeling uneasy… I didn't force you to go and kiss her."

"But you, uh, gave me that false confidence that I could really get Toadette… you… you ruined my life!"

"Wow… things are getting juicy… heh heh…" Boo smiles and both Dry Bones and Koops shoot him an evil glare.

"Will you shut up?" Dry Bones says to Boo. Then he looks over to Koops. "And you! I did not ruin your life! You CHOSE to kiss Toadette, Koopie Koo would find out about it regardless if she was going to be on the show or not. Now just shut up and leave me alone!"

Dry Bones stomps away without listening to another word Koops has to say. Toadette and Peach walk out of the gym with bright badges on their shirts that Brock awarded them with. Koops steps in front of both of them.

"So are you gonna move? We gotta continue training our Pokemon!" Peach begins tapping her foot rapidly.

"Toadette, um, can we talk?" Koops asks and starts shivering in fear.

"Boy, we don't have time for this." Peach replies.

"Peach, I uh, wasn't talking to you." Koops states.

"Oh, you think you're a big tough guy now?" Peach asks while she pulls her bat out of a bag that is on her back. She attempts to hit Koops with it but Toadette holds her back.

"Ah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" Koops cries.

Peach gently pushes Toadette off her and steps closer to Koops, "Tell me I'm pretty!"

"Uh Why?"

"Tell me or I'll hit you with this!" Peach roars.

"Ahh! You're pretty!" Koops responds.

"Aw, thank you!" Peach replies.

Toadette snatches the bat out of Peach's hands. "Koops what did you want to talk about?"

"Toadette, uh, I think I'm in love with-"

"NO! NO, Koops, no! I'm with Prince Mush, and you were with Koopie Koo. You shouldn't have kissed me!"

"Wait… you guys kissed?" Peach adds.

"Yeah, I uh couldn't help myself…" Koops replies.

"Koops, I really don't want to break your heart but I'm with Prince Mush and we-"

"You don't love Prince Mush!" Koops screams causing Peach to jump. "The only reason you guys are together is because Janette pushed you two together! You're living a lie!"

"Koops, shut up, you have no idea what you're talking about." Peach jumps into the conversation.

"I'm just saying that Prince Mush just acted like a creepy stalker in front of you. You probably only liked him because of his appearance. You're so typical…" Koops steps closer to Toadette

Toadette waits a few seconds trying to put her words together. "Koops, I'm sorry I don't want to date you… and it has nothing to do with appearance, bud, you cheated on your girlfriend, and I'm trying to avoid dating guys like you."

"Alright, Toadette let's go!" Peach exclaims and she grabs Toadette's wrist and drags her away but notices Boo was eavesdropping. "Boo! Why are you so nosy?" Peach grabs her bat from Toadette and hits the ghost.

"Ow! Sorry, everything was getting intense!" Boo replies as the two girls stomp away.


Goombella and Yoshi both gave up on the challenge and are lying in the grass looking at the stars together.

"Yoshi can I, like, tell you something?" Goombella turns to face Yoshi.

Yoshi gets up from lying down; he stretches his entire body. After he finishes he replies, "Sure."

"Um… like, Yoshi, over time in this competition, like, you've been really nice to me and, like, I guess… what I wanted to say is…"

"Goombella, why are oranges called oranges? Is it because they're orange? But why is orange called orange?" Yoshi wonders out loud.

Goombella just smiles at Yoshi's short attention span and snuggles closer to him. She continues to look at the stars of the night sky and mouths the words "I love you," but makes sure Yoshi isn't paying attention to her.


In Confessional

Goombella – "Yoshi is- just so… I don't know… hmm… like he's really sweet and nice. Like should I, like, ask him out, or should I, like, so totally wait for him to ask me out? These are the problems that matter!

Boo – "Okay, there is a lot of drama on the island going on right now. Peach and Mario liked each other the whole season and then Pauline forced Mario in a relationship with her, causing Peach to hate Pauline. Then Pauline taunts Toadette and splits up Prince Mush and her, which leads to all new problems. Dry Bones gives Koops false confidence to kiss Toadette, he kisses her, then his girlfriend returns and accuses Birdo for seducing Koops… And me? I'm glad me and Bow aren't in the competition together anymore, we're drama free!"


Shy Guy and Koopie Koo are walking together, and Koopie Koo has desperately been trying to ditch Shy Guy but he always reappears much to her annoyance.

"Ugh it's freezing cold here and there's no buildings around… just grass… grass, and oh look, more grass…" Koopie Koo comments.

"I could build a fire!" Shy Guy claps.

"Really? Maybe having a stoner helping me out this challenge isn't a total loss…"

"Hmm… but which lighter should I use? Should I use a bluish greenish reddish purple with a hint of a lavender orangey yellow one? Or should I use my purplish pinkish greenish yellowish goldish silver with a hint of an orangey purplish greenish periwinkle lighter?" Shy Guy asks as he holds two lighters in his hands. Koopie Koo's eyes begin twitching.

"Brown! Both of the freaking lighters are brown! Brown, brown, brown! Just call them brown! Not all those other colors, just brown!" She shouts at the stoner.

Shy Guy holds the lighter in his left hand up. "Nuh uh, this one is CLEARLY bluish greenish reddish purple with a hint of a lavender orangey yellow"

"Ugh. You're impossible." Koopie Koo comments. "Just build the fire…"

Shy Guy gathers up wood and makes a small fire. As he sits down, he asks Koopie Koo, "Have you ever smoked pot before?"

"No! I'm a good girl!" Koopie Koo states.

"And since when is smoking weed bad? Wait, what you call good, everyone else calls boring!" Shy Guy states.

"Whatever." Koopie Koo rolls her eyes. "Will smoking pot help me get Koops out of my mind? I don't want to think about him…"

"Maybe... I don't worry about anything… so, yeah." Shy Guy replies.

"Uhh… I guess one time couldn't hurt…"


In Confessional

Koopie Koo – "Normally I'd think twice about smoking pot… or doing anything bad for that matter… but I'm an emotional wreck right now and this could help!"


Koopie Koo smoked for the first time ever. She coughed a bit at first and then she began laughing which led into choking.

"Have you ever noticed that toasters are like tanning beds for bread?" Shy Guy asks Koopie Koo as he continues smoking.

Koopie Koo laughed. "I think you mean, tanning breads!

"Yeah man and sticks are like tree bones." Shy Guy states.


Pauline and Mario walk around and are frantically looking for Goombella and Yoshi. Mario is just following behind her while trying to train his Pokemon the best he can. Suddenly they both notice Goombella and Yoshi fast asleep in the grass. They stomp over to the sleeping couple and wake them up abruptly.

"What do you guys think you're doing?" The devious dark-haired girl asks her alliance members with a voice that sounds as if it was coming straight from Satan.

"Uh Like what?" Goombella opens her eyes and then yawns loudly. "I need to brush my teeth, I don't even have a nose but I already want to throw up from my breath."

"I'm pretty sure that's my breath you smell." Yoshi says as he stretches and stands up. Pauline looks at both of them in disgust.

"I've been looking for you guys all day!" Pauline exclaims.

"Yeah, she's a had me a walking all a day, I'mma so tired." Mario complains.

"Well, I've been looking for Funky Town for these last few months, so I can get down and boogie woogy!" Yoshi replies.

"Um, Yoshi, Funky town doesn't exist." Pauline states which is followed by a loud gasp from both Goombella and Yoshi.

"She's a nonbeliever!" The female Goomba shouts in shock.

"So why were you looking for us?" Yoshi asks carelessly.


Mona and Pikachu are wandering through this town for somewhere to sleep. It's late at night and barely any trainers are outside. Mona is carrying her Pikachu who is fast asleep in her arms. Mona barges inside a house with a door that's open. A man is sitting down reading a book and shows no shock at the girl that barged into his room.

"Are those real?" The man asks while he continues to read.

"What? My nails?" Mona replies as she lays her Pikachu on the man's couch to show off her nails. "They aren't but don't they look real?"

"What on earth would make you think I was paying attention to your nails?" The man asks. He shuts his book and stands up.

"Oh, I know what you're talking about…" Mona rolls her eyes. "And yeah they're real… why wouldn't they be?"

"Can I touch them?" The guy asks.

Mona immediately picks up her Pikachu and runs out of the guy's house. Her Pikachu suddenly wakes up and stretches.

"Pika! Pika!" The Pikachu grunts and then says, "I hate how I was born out of nowhere and forced to fight other Pokemon, what if I wanted to be a duck? Huh? I got my rights, man!"

"What are you even talking about?" Mona asks.

"I don't know, I'm tired." Pikachu replies and then laughs which causes him to accidentally shock Mona.

"Ow. That hurt!" Mona complains.


The sun rises in a radiant fashion. Many trainers come out to fight other trainers and to catch new Pokemon. The sun shining right onto Pauline and her alliance that all fell asleep in the same area. Yoshi's stomach growls loudly which wakes up everyone else. It continues to growl.

"Hey, Yoshi, are you like, hungry?" Goombella asks.

"Nah, I think my stomach is just really protective of me…" Yoshi replies.

"I can't tell if you were trying to be funny or-" Pauline comments.

"What?" Yoshi asks.

"I think there's a restaurant near here, we should go there! They a might a have good food!" Mario exclaims.

"I have to poop first…" Yoshi states and everyone stares at Yoshi with blank expressions. "What? Yesterday morning I accidentally swallowed some scrabble tiles, I know this upcoming poop will spell a disaster."

The rival, Ryan, walks up next to the four of them. "Aw look at that innocent little animal looking for food in the grass. QUICK DEWOTT DROWN THAT LITTLE THING WITH YOUR WATER MOVES, GOOD NOW IT'S ALMOST DEAD. NOW I MUST TRAP IT FOREVER IN AN ISOLATED BALL WHERE IT MUST SERVE ME AS A FIGHTING SLAVE! MUAHAHAHA!"

"…I'll never look at Pokemon the same way again…" Goombella comments. "Or anything for that matter…"

The four of them all stand up and attempt to head to the restaurant but the rival stops them in their path. He laughs loudly in their faces.

"You all look pathetic." Ryan laughs. "So which one of you will be the lucky person to battle me."

"Well I doubt Yoshi and Goombella even attempted to train their Pokemon, and I beat Mario, I guess I'll go!" Pauline volunteers.

Pauline battles the rival and eventually defeats him because she has more Pokemon than him. Then they all walk to the restaurant. Mario pulls Yoshi to the side while Goombella and Pauline continue walking with each other.

"Have you seen Peach? She's part of this alliance too, and I'd feel better if we could all stick together this challenge!" Pauline says while her trust for Peach is diminishing more and more each day.

"Like, no, she ran off quickly. But she'll, like, totally turn up soon." Goombella replies.

"She better!" Pauline exclaims.

"Pauline, like, can I ask you something?" Goombella asks.

"Uh, sure, go ahead."

"If you don't trust Peach, why are you allowing her in your alliance? Like, that doesn't make sense?" Goombella asks.

"Well in this competition I can't fully trust anyone… but Peach, on the other hand, it's good to keep my eyes on her. Even if she is being totally fake."

"I'm still your number one person in the alliance right? Like the one you trust the most? Right?" Goombella asks Pauline. .

"Yeah, of course!" Pauline grins. "Although I hated that you voted Peach as the leader in the cooking challenge, most of the time you've been the most faithful to alliance though. Honestly Goombella, if I had to pick one of my alliance members to bring to the final two with me, I'd pick you!"

"Aw, like, that's so sweet." Goombella smiles.


In Confessional

Pauline – "I wasn't trying to be sweet… the only reason I'd take Goombella to the final two with me, is because it's like a guaranteed win for me, I mean she's a Goomba! She can't do much!"


"So when a are you a going to ask Goombella out?" Mario asks Yoshi.

"I want to… but I'm so scared she might say no." Yoshi responds.

"Dude, if internet explorer can be brave enough to ask you if it can be your default browser, then you can a sure as a hell ask her out!"

"A friend of mine once tried to ask internet explorer out… but it was too slow to respond…" Yoshi replies and then laughs. "And perhaps you're right. What about your whole love triangle situation? Did you figure out which girl you want?"

"I a realized that I a want Peach but it's complicated. I don't know how to tell Pauline I a don't want a her as much as I a want Peach…"

"Wow that must suck." Yoshi replies which doesn't cheer up Mario at all.


Koopie Koo wakes up and notices that Boo fell asleep right next to where Shy Guy set up the campfire. Shy Guy is fast asleep and snoring loudly. Koopie Koo stands up and stretches. She attempts to walk away and ditch Shy Guy but she trips over Boo's banjo which wakes them both up.

"AHH!" Boo screams in fear.

"Dude, you're a ghost, you shouldn't be afraid of anything!" Shy Guy states as he opens a baggy, takes out weed, rolls up a blunt and smokes.

"Must you smoke this early in the morning?" Koopie Koo asks.

"Yes, it's a great way to start off my day. Good vibes going all around." Shy Guy chants as he lights his blunt.

"Sure it does… and you!" Koopie Koo's attention diverts over to Boo. "Of all the places you could fall asleep why did you pick here?"

"I was cold and you guys had a campfire… so… yeah, but you guys were asleep when I got there, so in reality there's no harm done, really!"

"Well as long as you didn't possess my body while I was sleeping, I guess you're right." Koopie Koo shrugs.

"What kind of ghost do you think I am?" Boo asks.


In Confessional

Koopie Koo – "Boo is always having his tongue hanging out his mouth, who does think he is? Miley Cyrus?"


"So where are we supposed to go?" Boo asks.

"What do you mean by we?" Koopie Koo replies.

"Well I guess we're supposed to continue training… this challenge takes too much time, man, I'm so hungry I could eat a horse." Shy Guy responds.

"For the five hundred and twenty nine billion, four hundred and thirty seven million, one hundred forty six thousand, eight hundred and forty sixth time, stop exaggerating!" Boo states and then he laughs.
"It's so fun to say really big numbers."

"What do you get out of saying numbers?" Koopie Koo asks as the three of them are begin heading to the next gym so they can continue training their Pokemon.

"What if one day the earth was just like, 'I'm done' and flew into the sun?" Shy Guy asks.

"Well… that'd certainly be a HEATED situation" Boo snorts loudly.

"Shy Guy, your thoughts are just insane! And Boo, puns aren't funny." Koopie Koo states trying to hold in a laugh.

"Girl, you know I'm funny!" Boo states. "You crazy."

"Dude, I'm tired of walking. I wish we had enough money to get that bike from that guy in that city, yesterday." Shy Guy complains.

"You'd just be tired of riding a bike." Koopie Koo states and then rolls her eyes. She then looks down and begins thinking about Koops again.

"Yeah, you're right." Shy Guy replies.


Dry Bones walks into Mona and her Pikachu.

"How many Pokemon have you caught?" Dry Bones asks.

"Oh just three, I'm really bad at this, I'm gonna lose… I really want to win though. I hate losing!" Mona complains.

"Then stop sucking…" Her Pikachu comments.

"Shut up!" She snaps to her Pokemon.

"I only caught one other Pokemon but I think I've done a good job at training them… or decent that is…" Dry Bones laughs.

"Hm?" Mona replies.

"What?" Dry Bones asks.

"Nothing, see yah Dry Bones when we all have to meet up tomorrow." Mona states.

"Oh, alright." Dry Bones states. Then they both end up walking in the same direction.

"Well I guess we have to travel together since we're both heading to the same town… hopefully I ditch you on the way." Mona laughs but notices Dry Bones doesn't smile. "You seem different? You miss Janette or something?"

"Well, of course I miss her, but that's not why I'm feeling irritated. Koops was preaching about how I ruined his life because I gave him false confidence about winning over Toadette. He ruined his own life." Dry Bones grunts.

"Well, technically…" Mona says but Dry Bones cuts her off.

"Don't end that sentence unless it's going to be in my favor." Dry Bones replies.

"Dude, you screwed up!" The Pikachu comments.

"Okay, I see Toadette and Koops as a perfect match, is that so bad? I don't think Prince Mush is for her?" Dry Bones states.

"Okay, hold up, so when you first saw Janette when she was with her sisters did you expect her to be perfect for you?" Mona asks with the tone in her voice increasing.

"Uh… what does me and Janette have to do with anything? Mona, I honestly don't care about a girl who's so insecure that she has to get implants' opinion…" Dry Bones justifies himself.

"You know what, Dry Bones? I don't care anymore. Whatever!" Mona turns around and stomps in the other direction. She takes seven steps then turns around and walks back. "Too bad I have to walk in this direction!"


Pauline, Goombella, Yoshi, and Mario all reach the restaurant and sit down in a small booth. A waitress steps up to the campers.

"What would yah like to drink?" She asks.

The four campers all order their drinks. Yoshi begins examining a small bottle of hot sauce on the table.

"Guys! What if hot sauce doesn't want to be called hot sauce? What if it wants to be called beautiful sauce?" Yoshi asks.

"Or maybe even good personality sauce…" Goombella adds.

"I honestly don't know how to respond to that." Pauline says.

The waitress puts the drinks on the table. "Did yah all hear about the strongest legendary Pokemon on this island? It's in that cave over there. I heard it's easy to catch, once you get to the top floor all you have to do is pick the right Pokeball and there's only four of em."

"Ohmigosh! Like, if one of us, like, got that Pokemon, like, that's, like, a guaranteed win for the challenge." Goombella squeals.

"Yeah, and if we all four head there straight away, there are only four pokeballs, so one of us should get the right Pokemon." Pauline states.

"Wait does this mean we aren't eating?" Mario complains and then rubs his stomach. "Because I'mma hungry."

"Well as long as no one else knows about it, I guess we can eat, but we have to eat quickly!" Pauline demands.


Toadette and Peach just conquered the sixth gym and attach the badge onto their shirts to prove their superiority. As they walk out the rival confronts them.

"And which one of you want to challenge ME?" Ryan asks.

"Me since I didn't challenge you last time…" Peach volunteers and then they battle. She quickly defeats the rival.

"Mm, you just had a lucky streak. I'm still gonna beat you at the tournament because I'm somehow better than you even though you beat me!" Ryan says as Peach's left eye begins twitching. "Smell yah later!"

"Okay I have had it with you!" Peach shouts as she starts beating the rival with her bat ferociously. Toadette just sits back and watches because she has nothing better to do.

"Ow. Stop! Mercy!" The rival cries out.

"You are so annoying in the games and you're so annoying now! You deserve this!" Peach shouts as she continues to the beat the rival with the bat.

"Ugh. If I give you valuable information will you please stop hitting me?" Ryan cries.

"What's the valuable information?" The ferocious blonde aggressively asks.

"Uh… well the most powerful Pokemon is found in this cave right near the… ow watch the head… town with the last gym you guys visited. Now can you stop hitting me?"

Peach stops hitting him. "Get out of here!"

"Let's get to that cave!" Toadette grabs Peach's arm and drags her to the cave to get the legendary Pokemon so one of them could win the challenge.

"Don't grab my arm!" Peach exclaims.


At the restaurant Yoshi is enjoying eggs while everyone else is looking at him questionably.

"Why are you all looking at me like that?" Yoshi asks as he continues to enjoy his eggs.

"Uhh… Yoshi, don't you lay eggs?" Mario asks.

"Yeah, so?" Yoshi responds.

"Well isn't it kinda awkward for you to eat eggs if you lay eggs? I mean isn't that like cannibalism or something? That just seems gross." Pauline states.

"I don't get on you for eating pancakes." Yoshi replies.

"What does that have to do with anything?" Pauline asks.

"I don't know…" Yoshi replies.

"Like, hey guys, can we, like, go to that cave now?" Goombella asks.

"Okay, let's go before it's too late." Pauline states as she wipes her mouth with a napkin and stands up. They all run off to the cave.


Toadette and Peach reach the cave and Toadette immediately dashes into the front entrance to the cave without a second thought. Peach notices a large sign on the side of the cave that says, "ELEVATOR ON THE SIDE" Peach peaks in the cave and notices her alliance partner is nowhere to be sign. Peach just shrugs and heads over to the side with the elevator. Pauline runs up to the cave with the others following right behind her. She notices the large elevator sign and follows right behind Peach. Peach presses the button for the elevator to open but apparently she has to wait. As she waits Pauline, Goombella, and Mario catch up to her. Yoshi stayed at the restaurant to finish his eggs.

"Peach! There you are! How did you find out about this cave?" Pauline asks.

"Oh… hey Pauline. I found out by beating that rival dude with my bat and… um yeah, how did you find out about this place?" She asks.

"Some random waitress told us about it. Yoshi stayed behind but I'm glad you're here so there's still four of us." Pauline states.

"Yeah, that's just great…" Peach replies.


In Confessional

Peach – "I'm just thinking in my mind, 'Toadette you better get there first!' If she doesn't, I'm probably screwed…"


Toadette walks further into the catacombs of the cave and notices it's extremely dark and the only source of light shines from the torches hanging on the wall. She grabs one of the torches and runs. She reaches a nine piece picture puzzle. Toadette easily puts the puzzle together to reveal a picture that looks similar to Bowser. The cave shakes and another passageway appears. She runs down that path which leads to stairs. As she runs up the stairs a cowgirl hat falls from the ceiling onto her head. She reaches another large room and notices arrows being shot at her in different directions. She runs as fast as possible through the room to a small door that she has to crawl through. She crawls inside the door which leads to a large ladder.


In Confessional

Toadette – "So I'm running through this cave with all these booby traps and puzzles all around it. I'm literally risking my life going through this cave! Suddenly I'm wondering is it worth it?"


Peach, Pauline, Mario, and Goombella are all awkwardly standing in the elevator as it slowly ascends to the final level.

"Being short in crowded elevators sucks!" Goombella complains.

"Wow… this is just awkward in this elevator…" Peach mumbles to herself so silently to make sure that Pauline doesn't hear her.

Mario nods because he somehow heard Peach. They both smile at each other flirtatiously and Goombella notices how they're looking at each other but doesn't say anything at the moment.


Toadette is running down a ramp made of dirt and accidentally presses a button which reveals a large circular stone thwomp with spikes all over it rolls down towards her. She screams and runs so she isn't crushed to death. She jumps to a ledge on the side and the stone thwomp crashes into a dead end. Toadette sighs in relief. She notices a large ladder, puts the torch in her mouth and begins climbing the ladder as quickly as she can. She reaches the top to four pillars with a pokeball on each of them. She turns and notices Pauline, Mario, Goombella, and Peach running up to the pillars.

"What the?" Toadette looks at them in shock. "How did you guys get up here?"

"The elevator!" Goombella responds. "Like there was a big sign that lead us all there. You couldn't miss it."

Toadette slaps her forehead. "I'm such an idiot. Then she runs up to the pillar on the far left and runs to the elevator.


In Confessional

Toadette – "I remember Oak saying something about how the left is best or something like that. So I went with the one on the far left! I mean he didn't say that for nothing, obviously!"


Pauline and Mario both run up and grab the two pokeballs from the middle pillars. Goombella trips Peach and snatches up the last pokeball with her teeth. Peach grunts at Goombella and takes a walk of shame back to the elevator knowing she didn't get any Pokemon.

For the rest of the day, all the campers head back to the first town where Oak was because the tournament happens first thing in the morning. The four campers that grabbed Pokeballs from the cave won't allow them to find out what Pokemon they got until the following day.


The next morning all the campers, the rival, Donkey Kong, and Oak are all gathered in front of his lab. Koopie Koo looks over at Koops and then immediately looks away because she doesn't want him to know her eyes keep drawing back over to him. Birdo steps up and hold her pokeball up.

"I've been training my six Pokemon nonstop; I'd like to see someone try to defeat me!" Birdo laughs.

"Will you shut up?" Koopie Koo asks and then rolls her eyes.

"What did you say?" Birdo asks and then she steps closer to the koopa that hates her.

"Um… guys, can't we all, uh, get along?" Koops asks.

"You do realize that you're the cause of their hatred right?" Boo asks which causes Koops to sigh.

"Okay, let's get this challenge on the ropes. Its tournament style so there will be seven battles the first round, three rounds the second round with one person getting a free ride to the third round. The third round will have four people, and then the fifth round is the final round. The winner of this challenge won't only win immunity, they will also win ten thousand dollars that is theirs to keep regardless if they get eliminated or not."

The screen shows the tournament chart with the camper's faces. The first round Birdo went against Goombella, and Birdo won. Pauline went against Peach, and Pauline finds out she along with Goombella did not get the legendary Pokemon. They both ended up getting level five Magikarp. The rival goes against Mona and Mona wins. Koopie Koo goes against Dry Bones and Dry Bones wins. Boo goes against Yoshi and the ghost easily wins. Koops goes against Shy Guy, and it's a close battle. Shy Guy barely wins. Toadette goes against Mario and it all comes down to their last Pokemon which they got from the cave. They send their Pokemon out at the same time. Toadette gets Mewtwo which is the strong legendary Pokemon. She squeals in joy and she easily wins the round and gets a free ride to the third round. Birdo, Dry Bones, and Shy Guy all lose during the second round. Mona and Boo get eliminated in the third round.

"Who would've guessed it would all come down to Toadette and Pauline?" Boo asks the other competitors.

"Toadette better crush her!" Birdo shouts.

"Well let's get this over with!" Pauline sighs.

"Yeah!" Toadette shouts and the battle begins. Pauline manages to hold up a fight all the way up to her last Pokemon, she even managed to cause Mewtwo to faint. Pauline sends out her final Pokemon. Toadette defeats her final Pokemon and screams loudly after she found out she won.


In Confessional

Toadette – "I was actually worried in the beginning of the show that I would've wasted my summer away on this show for nothing. I mean I'm missing out on my job, soccer practices, and college visits for this show. At least I hate ten grand to show for it. It's better than nothing.


In the next scene all the campers are back at the island. Mario walks up to Peach and tries to talk to her but Goombella steps in between them.

"Are you guys, like, into each other?" She asks and they both start blushing and looking in different directions. "Well you can't do that Mario, like, you're with Pauline."

"Pauline stole him away from me!" Peach argues. "She doesn't deserve him!"

"Well, I, uh, gotta go then…" Mario sighs and follows Goombella away from the back of the cabin. Toadette walks next to the blonde and sits next to her.

"So, who do you want to vote off tonight? I'm hoping Pauline?" Toadette asks with a wide grin on her face.

"Actually, I'm not considering Pauline… I kinda want to aim for her alliance first. Who can you convince to vote with us tonight?"

"Wait you don't want to vote out Pauline? That's crazy! We might not get another chance!" Toadette exclaims.

"Well, I want to crush her." Peach laughs.

"Well… since her alliance is targeting her… I guess that's fine… but I'd still prefer getting her out of here…and I can get Birdo's vote and maybe Shy Guy's vote."

"Well I can get Mona's vote and I could also get Boo's vote." Peach states. "That adds up to six if this plan works, we should be fine."


In Confessional

Toadette – "Peach was against voting off Pauline which automatically makes me question her motives. I don't know if I trust her. I mean what if she still is working for Pauline?"


The thirteen remaining campers are all gathered around the campfire for the elimination ceremony. Donkey Kong is holding a plate with twelve mushrooms on it. "The first mushroom automatically goes to Toadette." He throws the mushroom over to Toadette and she happily catches it. "As for the rest of you, the one that does not receive this final mushroom will be eliminated and they can't come back… EVER! Okay let's see I have mushrooms for Dry Bones, Boo, and Peach. I also have mushrooms for Pauline, Yoshi, and Mario." The six people he just called all run up and grab their mushrooms. "Shy Guy and Koopie Koo are safe." They both run up and grab their mushrooms. "Koops and Birdo are safe." They gratefully run up and grab their mushrooms. "Goombella, Mona, this is the final mushroom of the night, one of you will not receive a mushroom and they will be eliminated. The final… mushroom… of… the night… goes… to… Mona…"

"Oh thank goodness." Mona sighs in relief.

"What?" Goombella begins crying.

"Goombella, we're sorry to see you go but at least you got ten grand and a modeling contract with Chic Styles!" Donkey Kong exclaims.

"I can't wipe my tears." Goombella continues crying. Yoshi steps closer to her and wipes her tears softly.

"It's—not fair…" Yoshi begins crying. "Recount the votes!"

"Sorry dude, Goombella is out." Donkey Kong states.

"NO! This can't be happening! NO!" Yoshi shouts while he cries.

"Yoshi, it's alright. DK 's right, like, I got my modeling contract and, like, proved to the world that Goombas can be just beautiful as any other beings. And, like, best of all, I met you." Goombella smiles. Yoshi smiles back, both are still crying. Yoshi squats down and intimately kisses Goombella.

"I'm gonna miss you!" Yoshi states.

"Yoshi, like, win this show for me! Like I know you can totally do it!" Goombella cheers as she walks down the dock of shame and steps on the boat of losers. "Bye everyone!"

All the campers walk down the dock while the boat drifts off. All the campers wave to Goombella as the screen fades out.


End of Episode Sixteen


Votes:

Peach - Goombella

Pauline - Mona

Koops – Dry Bones

Koopie Koo – Shy Guy

Shy Guy - Koops

Toadette – Goombella

Boo - Goombella

Birdo - Goombella

Dry Bones - Koops

Mona - Goombella

Yoshi - Mona

Goombella - Mona

Mario – Mona


Goombella's Audition

Goombella's audition begins with her walking around the mall.

"Like, ohmigosh, my name Goombella and, like, I'm the cutest Goomba you'll ever meet in your life! Like totally! So I should be on your show to, like, prove to the world that, like, Goombas are a force to, like, be reckoned with. Us Goombas are strong independent creatures. Like totally." Goombella turns and looks at a mannequin. "Ohmigosh. Like my parents told me those statue like things were one people that angered the mall wizard!" Goombella is referring to the mannequins. "Like that's crazy right? Like I hope I don't anger the mall wizard… uh anyways pick me!" Goombella winks and the camera shuts off.


A/N

9/1 Okay I've seriously been slacking with this story. ( ._.)

-I'm really lacking in motivation for this story because it's becoming more and more difficult to write with less of a selection of characters to use from.

-A Pokemon challenge was a weird choice for the a challenge but I needed a Pokemon challenge because it would work better for the finale. (This will make more sense when I get to the finale)

-Sorry to all Goombella fans, it sucks knowing that Goombella is one of the characters with a pretty decent fan base but basically with my plans for the story she had to go. I'm gonna miss writing her character and writing about YoshixGoombella, but now it's getting down to the actual competition. I wrote an elimination order all the way to the final two and I'm probably not changing it. If it's unclear why Peach wanted to eliminate Goombella just reread all their interactions with each other this chapter.

-I updated chapter 4 in story format and I'm working on chapter 5 currently. :D Go check it out.

-A little note to all readers: Thank you all for the reviews, they are what motivated me to complete this chapter. There are only twelve contestants left. :D First and foremost I'd love to hear your guys' opinion on the stubborn ol' Dry Bones. Also please please please review the elimination order you believe will happen. There will be no new characters entering the competition, nor will there be any old contestants returning, so it's a straightforward elimination order. If you aren't logged in, feel free to leave a guest review, I'd just love to see how close everyone is to my actual elimination order which I'm not changing. (: