Epic Rap Battles of MLP! 2

Vinyl Scratch VS Rarity

Vinyl

Yo, everypony! This DJ's in the house,

You are dancing when I blow you speakers out!

Rarity, you are such a drama queen,

When it comes to throwing parties,

Pinkie's fine with it, heck, we're like sisters,

Break dancing while Rarity's popin' some blisters.

Rainbow Dash and I got swag,

When it comes to you, Rarity, you're a fa-!

Rarity

Excuse me, while I stop you right there,

Does Rarity really not care?

Course not; Vinyl doesn't have any taste,

Haha! Right there, the look on your face!

Everypony looks at you and walks away,

They run to me, and they say, "Hey!

You wanna have a tea party where there are no DJ's here?"

Why? Because they hurt our ears!

Vinyl

Why not? DJ's cannot be soft,

All they have to do is cough!

Nopony wants to be quiet,

They wanna get loud and start a riot!

Aw, did somepony spill juice on your dress?

Stop shouting at 'em, you're being a pest!

This battle's done. The floor? Sizzle!

Now, do what I say, shout for Vinyl!

Rarity

HA! Guess again, I won't do that.

All I can see is you so fat!

Get out of my way,

Don't look at me until May!

I'm too rich to look at you,

You're too poor to say "Boo!"

Go home with Octavia, this is not charity,

Everypony will respect the one and only Rarity!

WHO WON?

NEXT UP, TRIXIE VS TWILIGHT SPARKLE