Epic Rap Battles of MLP! 3

Trixie VS Twilight Sparkle

Trixie

The Great and Powerful Trixie is back!

I am here lying on your mat,

I demand you, get in line,

I wonder what else I can find…

That's right, Twilight Sparkle, you are going to flee,

To the Great and Powerful TRIXIE!

You read books? That is a shame,

That would destroy somepony's mane!

Twilight Sparkle

Ha, Trixie, you are so funny!

I should be laughing like Pinkie!

Don't be such a liar,

I was the one who took out that Ursa Minor.

You became a laughing stock,

I was the one who put on one sock!

Here we are and I hear 'Gargle,'

But soon, I'm going to hear 'Twilight Sparkle'!

Trixie

So what if you humiliated me?

It was all over, as you can see,

That one was such a faker,

Because it wasn't a Ursa Major,

Right now I see a duck,

No, it's Gilda, and she wants you to shut up!

This battles over, and it belongs to me,

The winner, once again, is The Great and Powerful TRIXIE!

Twilight Sparkle

Haha, no she doesn't, she's really nice,

You should be sad when I defeated you twice,

It was really fun, even with Gilda,

But you? More like a total DIVA!

You're much worse than Rarity,

At least she gives it for charity,

You're not evil; you're like a cat,

No, no, no, more like a total BRAT.

WHO WON?

Next up, APPLEBLOOM vs. SILVER SPOON