Epic Rap Battles of MLP! 6

Pinkie Pie

VS.

Discord

BEGIN!

Pinkie Pie

Hey, it's YOU again!

Don't hurt any of my friends!

Trust me, you will get it,

Get what? MY PARTY CANNON!

It may look harmless, but look closer,

It has bombs, explosives, anything for a loner!

Sit your flank down, you're finished!

After this is done, you're going to the clinic!

Discord

Oh, your raps, they make me laugh!

I can't take it, I think I'm about to have a heart attack!

Seriously, you think you can beat me?

After all, you're talking to the KING.

And you are major friends with that pony, what's her name?

Fluttershy, isn't it? She's in for a pain!

Don't worry darling, I do not mean hurt.

I mean TROLLED, and I know that is going to work.

Pinkie Pie

I wish that heart attack can be real!

And if it was, my skin wouldn't peel.

But, I would be crying, from what?

From laughter, come at me, to the front!

Don't you dare troll Fluttershy!

I thought you were going to be nice!

You're done, let's face it, and prepare to die!

And now you are stabbed by PINKAMENA DIANE PIE!

Discord

Yes, I lied about being nice, DEAL WITH IT,

Even all of us non-bronies know that Friendship is NOT Magic,

I am in for some lazars? You're in for death,

I know that you frowned for once, you pest!

You may be crazy, but I'm more than that,

I am really done with this crap.

You 'teleport' in front of everypony all the time,

And everypony knew Discord did NOT fail to rhyme!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!