Epic Rap Battles of MLP 8!
Nightmare Moon
VS
Queen Chrysalis!
BEGIN!
Nightmare Moon
Ugh, seriously? Is this the queen?
The only real queen should have been me!
Look at you, you have holes, did you get shot by lazers?
If you had surgery, you wouldn't look like a faker.
Everypony obeys ME and what do you have like?
You got an army of bees? Well, we have Fluttershy!
When you die, we will all laugh.
Because being queen was the wrong choice you had!
Chrysalis
Shut up, you! You said everything wrong,
It's the other way around and your life won't be long.
Remember those ponies that got into your mane?
They shot you with rainbows! How completely gay!
If you have died, it would be really better,
Not only that, it would change to clear weather,
No one can tell the queen what to do!
Even if you're a princess, you have to obey me too!
Nightmare Moon
That's all you got? That was pretty lame,
Not only that, but you're still pretty fake.
Even if you make clone out of me,
They will know it's you, 'cause your magic is green!
No one will be fooled by your tricks
Because the only thing you do is suck di*DURP*
I got shot by rainbow? Here's what you should've said,
When you got shot to space, "TEAM CHANGLINGS IS BLASTING OF AGAIN!"
Chrysalis
Hell no, I'd never say that! That would be copyright,
Besides, with that company, I wouldn't fight.
I would only fight you, not someone else.
You're so annoying and everyone could tell,
You could be the new Rarity and complain about fashion
While I pick up guys and go for passion,
I'm different from you as you can see,
I will never stop bitching about being queen!
