"I'd love to read some first-time Megstiel (well, Cas' first time, I mean). thanks in advance."
"You mean….never?"
Meg arched an eyebrow at Castiel and did her best to hide her amusement. Not that it mattered, he already looked like a rabbit in the headlights.
"Never." He mumbled, swallowing hard.
"All that grace and -I'm roughly the size of the chrylser building- and you've never actually…."
"I think we just established that." He cut in, snatching up the bottle of Jack Meg had on the side table, and finishing the lot in four long swallows.
"Steady there Clarence…. I think even your metabolism might struggle with that." She softened a little and smiled. "We could you know."
"Could what?"
She rolled her eyes. "Have sex?"
"Oh."
"Oh? Well, way to make a girl feel good Cas."
"No. I just meant…. Well, you've had lots.. of sex I mean.."
"Yes Cas. I have. Lots. An uncountable amount of times. It's fun. I promise." She grinned slyly. "I won't laugh, cross my heart."
"You don't have a heart."
"True." She said as she crawled across the sofa to him, smiling as he froze in his seat. "But the meat suit does. Talking of which… shall we see what Jimmy's packing?"
"I don't think you…ah!…"
Meg had practiced fingers and had already got his belt undone before he finished his sentence.
Peeking down his pants she grinned. "Well hello…. Bet you never thought you'd see the light of day again huh?"
"Why are you talking to it?"
"I'm just introducing myself Cas… It's polite."
He frowned. "Is it a social norm?"
For second she toyed with telling him it was, just for shits and giggles, but he was so earnest, that she couldn't.
"No sugar. I'm teasing." She stood up and shed her clothes quickly, watching Castiel shrink further and further back into the sofa, his hands gripping at the cushions.
"Will you relax! I'm not gonna bite… Well… Not yet."
She knelt in front of him, running her nose up his thigh and grinning at the reaction she got.
"It's fine Cas, look I'm just gonna touch it and then….. oh…. wow!"
"I'm sorry."
Meg blinked in surprise. "No. It's fine."
"Was I meant to do that?"
"Well….Yeah…. a bit later maybe."
"I've done it wrong haven't I" He said sadly.
Wiping her hand discreetly on the back of his pants leg she shook her head. "It's OK Cas. It's totally normal, and it means we get to try again later."
"When?"
"Um…. About 20 minutes should do it."
"Ok….. Should I get some refreshments while we wait?"
