Author Note: I forgot! Tsukuyomi is supposed to be the Japanese god of the moon.

Spawn Of Nerdom: I'm sorry please don't hit me. Because you hit really hard and it hurts ;-;
~CWA

Chapter 8- Lovely Confusions:

Third Person:

Mia blew a piece of hair out of her eyes,
"Pfft….this is dull."

She leaned against Nekozawa- making him stumble. Nori scowled. Mia looked at him curiously,
"Awe, you guys get jealous!"

She glomped the both of them,
"Don't worry you two, I love both of you equally!"

That's a lie, Mia thought, since one of them I think of as a friend and the other…something more. Ah!

"~hehe," Nekozawa chuckled darkly, "like a harem?"

Mia blushed bright pink and stumbled back,

"AHH! You're supposed to be the innocent one!"
Nekozawa cocked an eyebrow,
"Innocent? I am the dark president of an even dark club…."
Mia rubbed the back of her neck sheepishly,
"I meant, ya know," she blushed, "Imeantyou'resupposedtobethevirginmindedguy."

Nori chocked on air. Nekozawa blinked in confusion,
"Pardon?"
"I meant you're supposed to be the virgin minded guy," she blushed, "I mean you act like a virgin…."

Nekozawa blushed heavily and then became a bit more calm,
"Are you suggesting that Nori-kun is not a virgin?"
"Well, he," she pointed to Nori, "is a bit of a pervert when he wants to be so…."

Nori was choking on air as his face turned scarlet,
"What!?"
Nekozawa glared at him,
"A pervert?"
"Well yeah," she shrugged, "I mean, I saw him look at my butt and chest before when I was wearing that maid outfit. I was mad, yeah," she turned to Nori, "So please quit it…. But then again it's not too much of a biggie," Sophia would have killed him…. Though, she's usually oblivious to guys checking her out, "but I don't like being touched, ya know?"
Oh I know, Nekozawa thought darkly, I also know who will be used as a sacrifice one day with a curse above his head.

"Neko," Mia scolded, "Don't you dare curse him or think about sacrificing him!"

Nori paled. Nekozawa looked at Mia shocked,
"The moon-light goddess can read minds?"
Mia blushed,
"No but ehh….moon-light goddess….?"

Then it was Nekozawa's turn to blush- he never really said that nickname so bluntly to her face. In all honesty, he really did think of her as the moon-light goddess, the daughter of Tsukuyomi.

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"Sophia," Mia said as she laid her head in her twin's lap.
"Yeah?"
"What do you know…about crushes?"
Sophia raised an eyebrow.

"Not much, I admit….but what brings this up?"

"Sophia…is it okay…to have a crush I mean," Mia blushed and looked into her sister's eyes.

Sophia felt a bit conflicted. If Mia had a crush, and Sophia knew that Mia had a crush, it would complicate things. It complicated it more that Sophia herself was starting to get feelings towards someone. Should I tell her that it's not okay? I can repress my feelings, break my heart, but we'll live and Mia can bounce back up from a small heartbreak…. Sophia looked into Mia's eyes- so filled with curiosity, child-like wonder, love, and hope.

"It's okay," Sophia finally whispered, "You can like whoever you like…..Mia, is this about a certain guy," Sophia said slyly, "a certain guy with a fascination of all things dark?"
"Yeah," Mia answered shyly, "Nekozawa."
"I know," Sophia said motherly, "But you have to be careful, okay? I don't want you to get hurt, you know that."
"I know," Mia stuck out her tongue and then she gave Sophia sly look, "And what about your crush?"
"I don't know what you're talking about."
Mia didn't even have to sit up to poke Sophia on the sides- they hated when other people touched them, but they were twins and therefore they felt safe. Sophia laughed,
"Okay…okay…just stop! That tickles!"
"Not until you tell me! ~hehe," she mimicked Nekozawa's creepy laugh at the end. Sophia looked at Mia amused- and thankful since Mia stopped poking her,
"It's…Takashi."
"I KNEW IT!"

00000

Mr. Hanschen, the owner of the café, crossed his arms over his broad chest.

"Sophia….you have explaining to do. Why are you living in the alley?"

Sophia kept a calm expression, even if on the inside she was freaking out. She didn't mean for Mr. Hanschen to catch her. Mia had left to get some bread for them to eat.
"I'm sorry I lied," Sophia said- there was no use to deny it. It was well past midnight and Mr. Hanschen had to get something from the store- which led him to find Sophia almost asleep in the alley,

"I….I am sorry. Truly. I don't live with an uncle or anyone."
"Why," Mr. Hanschen questioned softly.

"I don't have anywhere else to go," Sophia finally admitted.
"Come on then," Mr. Hanschen finally said.
"Pardon?"
"Come on," Mr. Hanschen said more firmly, "You can live with me and the wife. It's not problem, I assure you. But I want no funny business, understand?"
"….Mr. Hanschen," Sophia said, "…is that alright?"
"Of course it is."
"Then there's one more thing you need to know."
"What's that then," Mr. Hanschen laughed, "You got some evil twin?"
"I'm not evil," Mia yelled as she ran up to Sophia with the bread in hand.

Mr. Hanschen blinked in shock. He looked back and forth between Sophia and Mia,

"…..I'll be damned."
0000

"Senpai," Haruhi said, "Don't you guys think it's a bit weird?"

Tamaki looked at Haruhi confused,
"What do you mean?"
"I mean, she's been here for three months and it seems every other week, she switches personality."
"She has a point," the twins pointed out, "We noticed it too-"
"-one week, she's calm and mature-"
"-the next she's really upbeat and cheery-"

"-Maybe she's mental," they said at the same time while shrugging, "a personality disorder or something."
"Don't you dare talk about my daughter that way," Tamaki shouted, "it's degrading to a princess!"
"Tamaki-senpai's right," Haruhi agreed, "she might just be going through something. Who knows," she shrugged.

Tamaki got little hearts in his eyes as he just melted. Then he took Haruhi into a tight hug,
"Oh my daughter aggress with me for once!"
"Don't get used to it," Haruhi said dryly and Tamaki deflated.

Takashi and Hunny stood quietly. They had to agree it was odd as well. They also noticed that it was very odd that she could get to the café so quickly. Occasionally they went there after school and she was always there- they didn't go too often because they didn't want Kyoya to find out. It was even weirder that whatever side she showed at school that day, the exact opposite was always at the café…

Hunny did notice one thing in particular- the more cheery version of Mia hung out with Nekozawa and Nori more and she seemed to like Nekozawa (and visa versa), but the more matured version of Mia (Sophia) hung out with the Host Club more and seemed to like Takashi. Hunny also noted that Takashi seemed to like the more mature Mia as well. Though both versions loved cake (a lot) so it was alright with Hunny as long as Takashi's heart didn't get hurt.

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It took a bit of time, but eventually Mr. Hanschen (Iroh) and his wife (an American named Linda) got used to the twins. In fact, Linda thought that they were a joy to have in the house- especially since Linda longed for kids, but she and Iroh were unable to have kids of their own.

In a way, Linda thought it was lovely to have her 'temporary kids' stay at their house. She was even more delighted that she talked Iroh into letting the girls continue on at Ouran (as they obviously were smart enough) and continue working at his shop. It took a bit more convincing on the twins' part to allow the couple to allow them to continue to do their switching places.

She didn't know much about the twins' past, not even Iroh knew. They just knew that the poor girls were alone without any family and it took awhile, but Linda was able to tell them apart. Sophia was the mature one, tucked her pen behind the left ear, and was usually the calmest one. Mia was more outgoing, preppy, tucked her pen behind the right ear, and usually a bit more childish.

Still, no matter which twin it was, Linda was thankful to have them around.