The Winchester brothers have fought demons, monsters and evil deities. But can they handle the Modern Family family.
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"Oh come on Dean you really are that transparent, I saw how excited you got as soon as you heard the word Daughter" Sam says to Dean as they're getting out of their car.
Dean laughingly replies "Hey come on man, there's a good chance she might be hot. And come on, you melted when you saw Gloria".
Sam replied "You know what lets just try to behave this time" and knocks. Claire opens up the door with a smile and says "So you must be the two my dad told me about. Wow hunters didn't look this good back in my day, come on in". As both men walk in Dean signals to Sam mouthing "Babe" and Sam just rolls his eyes in response.
As they sit on the couch Claire joins them and says "So you're the famous Sam and Dean. I heard about you two boys back in the day when I was hunting with my dad".
Sam says in surprise "Wait, you really did used to hunt"? Claire replies "Yeah! Dad used to take me all the time but he was always a part time hunter only so once I got into college I put it on hold then I met my husband Phil, yadda yadda and here I am now. These days only stabbing and salting I do know is in the kitchen".
Dean smirks and says "Huh, that's new. Gotta say there Claire you should know how lucky you are to get out of the game. Believe me I could if I ever had the choice".
Claire replies "Well you know how it gets. Husband, kids, work. It was fun while it lasted but I wouldn't want my kids to follow through".
"Heeeeey honey, daddy's... home early". Sam and Dean turn around and see Phil standing looking confused and says "I'm sorry Claire I didn't know you were entertaining. Who are these boys".
An awkward air feels the room as Claire begins to explain "Well you see Phil, these two are friends of, aaaah, my brother. Yeah they're friends of Mitchell".
Dean replies "Ah yeah we're good friends wiiiiith Mitchell. We just had to stop by and say hello to our old friend Claire who we haven't seen in a long time and just you know, admiring the neighbourhood".
Phil still uneasy says "Oh so you two are partners riiiight. You know I happen to be a real estate agent so if you two really like the neighbourhood I can take you around show you a few houses".
"Partners" Sam asked. Phil replied "Yeah partners. You know like Cam and Mitch, or even Pepper".
"Pepper" Dean exclaimed and Claire interrupts and says "No, no Phil they're brothers".
Embarased and red in the face Phil says "Guys I'm so sorry, it's just that when Claire said you're friends of her brother and you two just look, you know what forget I said anything name's Phil Dunphy and you are".
"Bryan Ferry" said Dean shaking Phils hand as Sam gets up and introduces himself "My name's Jerry Harrison".
Phil looks suspiciously at the two and says "Okay, I see what's going on here. You guys are 80's music nuts. Oh god this is great I love the 80's, in fact I got some old photos where I was rocking the ponytail. Say you rockers wanna head down and checkout the vinyl collection".
Both brothers in sync answer "aaaaah" waiting for the other to respond until Dean said "Hey you know Phil why don't you get started, we'll meet you down there".
Phil replied "No worries my Rockamigo's I will see you down in the basement fellas. Catch ya laterz" and went off down into the garage.
As Phil goes downstairs Dean says "So I guess you", "Never told my husband" Claire finishes off.
Sam then follows "And he", "Doesn't have the slightest clue" Claire again finishes his sentence. Then before they can ask another question Claire gets up and says "Guys, that's my phone. Give me two minutes and I'll be right back".
Sam and Dean sit on the couch exchanging glances as Dean whispers "Milf" and Sam replies "Come on Dean have some respect. Look at all this Dean".
"Look at what" Dean asks.
Sam answers "This Dean. Look at Claire, this house, family photo's, kooky husband. Why couldn't we have a normal suburban life like Jay and his family".
Dean responds "Hey. You think dad didn't want better for us. He didn't have a choice Sammy. I carried you out of that house when mum was burned alive and oh yeah, nailed to the ceiling".
Suddenly two girls run downstairs and a high pitched scream shouts out "Mum. Dad. Why do I have to drive Alex to cello practice again. All my friends are at the mall".
Hayley storms through and Alex follows behind her and calmly replies "Well maybe you won't have to worry about me next year when you get into college. Providing that is hell freezes over".
"Yeah well" Hayley replies but freezes as both girls stare at Sam and Dean on their couch looking back at them.
"Aaaah hey" Dean exclaims lightly as both girls run up to them with big smiles. As they run up to the brothers Hayley nervously introduces themselves "Um hi my name is Hayley, and this is my little sister Alex" who responds by waving quietly.
Dean was in shock not knowing what to say so Sam did the honors and said "Hi there, my name is Sam, this is my older brother Dean. We're kind of friends of your mum".
"Wow so much for keeping low profile" Dean mutters under his breath. Hayley loudly exclaims "You're what! Friends with my mum? No way as if two guys as dreamy as you would ever hang around with our boring old mum".
Dean replies "Well actually we're old friends. Sort of". Alex laughs to herself and says "Wow so you're saying our mum used to hang around with you two and ended up with dad. How did that happen"?
"Any friend of our mother's is a friend of ours" said Hayley as she sat next to Dean looking up at him in awe making him slightly uncomfortable. Alex meanwhile stood by looking on suspicously and says "Hang on a second. If you're such good friends how come we've never heard of you before"?
Hayley grabbed Dean by the arm and said "Don't pay attention to my sister, she can be such a drag". Dean being even more uncomfortable began to stutter thinking up an excuse but luckily Sam Interrupted and said "Well we've been kinda busy. Dean's been travelling, you know road tripping around the states. And I, well I just got out of college".
Alex dropped her cello case and jumped next to Sam and said "Nooooo way you went to college. I so can't wait to go, what's it like, tell me everything".
Sam began growing uneasy as well as Alex pressed against him and began "Well um college right. Well college is well you know, there's lots of studying. Yes that's right you have to study in college. I for instance studied law".
Alex stares at Sam and says "aaaaw you're so good looking and you're smart. Say Sam, is that your car parked outside, because I really need someone to drive me to cello practice".
Hayley said "Hey you know what, that's perfect. Sam could you please drive my geek sister to cello. Maybe Dean might want to come with me to the mall" and put her hand on top of his head and said "Wow Dean you have really great hair".
As the brothers grew more and more awkward they both eyed each other looking for excuses until Sam says "Well here's the thing, you girls seem great". Dean continued "Yeah real great. But it's just that, you know".
"Just what" exclaimed Hayley. "Yeah tell us" Alex followed. Then in a nick of time Claire came in and began yelling "What are you two doing here! Stop bothering our guests and get out of here already. Alex - cello, Hayley - car keys. Scram you two".
Both girls left looking disappointed but then Hayley turned around and made a phone hand gesture and mouthed "Call me".
TO BE CONTINUED
