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Dawn: Hey everybody! We're back! This time for the real interview! There's a problem though. I think you guys misinterpreted us. I love all of you for the reviews, the favourites and the follows but-

Liz: Stop ranting, Dawn. No one cares.

Dawn: *ignores* - we need you to ask questions to the characters we are interviewing. So we're going to give you another week. How's that sound?

Liz: Like a drag? Well whatever. Let's go back to Nico. Dawn's going to be interviewing him. I'll be interviewing the next guest. I know you guys love me more, but I'm worth the wait right?

Dawn: *rolls eyes* I thought you said back to the story?

Liz: Yeah, back to the story. Wait! There's one more thing. Dawn's going to be the one in bold, Nico in normal font, the questions in italics and what you all love, side comments from me in {}.

Who's fangirling over whom?

You didn't miss anything! No one's fangirling over anyone!

{That's what you'd like him to believe. Want to know the truth? She-}

Shut up! *stammers* So um... Hello! I'm Dawn, she's Liz. It's so nice to meet you. I mean, you're one of my favourite- I mean OUR favourite characters! It's a great honour having you here on our show-thing.

Obviously I am. I mean, I AM awesome.

So you're a narcissist, huh? I didn't know that.

I'm not! What do you know about me anyways?

*mysteriously* More than you think...

I'm going to pretend that what you said is not creepy at all... Not creepy at all. Well then, shall we get to business? I was told that I was going to be interviewed. Or is this a prank of some sort?

Whatever people may think about me, one thing I can say for sure, I'm not cunning like Minos.

ARE YOU MOCKING ME?!

(Sarcastically) No, you're Highness. I am not.

Oh. Ha! Can we get to the interview or are you just going to waste my time. You know, come to think of it I would rather have the more charming Liz interview me.

{Awwww, thanks Nico! Love ya too, bro.}

Yeah, obviously you would. You're both narcissists. You have so much in common to talk about.

{Dawn, do you have your death wish and will ready? I think you're going to need it pretty soon. And don't think Nico's going to save you. He's no match for me. I have supreme NINJA SKILLS!}

Oh no, I'm totally scared of you!And fine, I'm sorry! Anyway, since we didn't get too many reviews, these are the questions your fans at our schools wanted to ask you.

"Why did you choose to be Goth?

-Allistor"

Okay. Now I'm only going to say this once so listen up. I AM NOT GOTH! I wear black only because it helps in shadow travelling and my hair is naturally black. I have no piercings, no tattoos. So for heavens' sake, why does everyone think I'm Goth or emo? Just 'because I wear black right and I'm always angry and distant. Well in that case, there are so many people who qualify to be Goth! But are they considered Goth? NO! The above question is irrelevant 'cause I do not think of myself as Goth. I AM NOT GOTH!*glares at Dawn*

You know, you actually said that twice. What? What did I do?! Stop glaring at me. Please? No? Fine. I thought you were getting a little side-tracked but whatever. Next question is...

"Why are you malnourished?

-Pocahontas"

What the heck! What kind of question is this?!

Before you answer that question, are you always angry?

*glares at Dawn*

Okay... Now you can get back to the question...

I am NOT malnourished. I just have a naturally skinny body*strikes pose*. I understand if you're jealous, but we can't all be perfect.

{oh Nico. You have no idea what you've done.}

*snickers*

What happened?

Nothing. It's just that the next question is... you'll see...

"What do you think about fanfics where you are a crazy cookie eating maniac?

-Roxanne"

Are there even fanfics like that?

At least you didn't shout this time, but yeah there are. Want to see?

*nods*

TEN MINUTES LATER...

Okay...

{You look as though you are being forced to wear a pink tutu, ballerina slippers and prance around in Hades' palace with bows and ribbons in your hair. With an audience present. Which is comprised of all the gods and demigods and dead souls. Hey, wait a sec. That WOULD be pretty scary. I guess your excused.}

Are you okay now? Cool. Well, let's move on then.

"Are you a potterhead? Explain your answer.

-Gavin"

Dude, seriously? I mean what is this an exam paper? Explain your answer, indeed. Anyways, no, I am not a potterhead. Why would I be? It's something that only the children of Hecate read at Camp. They like ridiculing the stupidity of the magic spells and stuff...

I'm a potterhead...

See! That's another reason why I shouldn't read it.

*growls* What exactly are you trying to imply here?

*smirks* I'm not trying to imply anything. Let's move on.

"Do you have crush on any ghost?

-Robin"

Um... Yeah.

{Oh cool. Wait, WHAT?!}

Explain yourself!

{My thoughts exactly, Dawn!}

Why should I? It doesn't tell me to in the question.

*glares*

Alright, alright! People say I have a scary death-glare, wait till they see this one's.

What was that?!

{I need some popcorn.}

Nothing, I'm trying to explain myself. Well, I once knew this girl, in the 1930s. Her name was Ember. She was um, my first crush. I get to see ghosts so... Yeah. She kind of reminds me of you, Dawn.

{WHERE'S THE FREAKING POPCORN?}

Aw, really? That's so sweet!

The only difference is that you're annoying, mean and dumb.

{This is getting nasty! I'm loving it! Well, for those who are wondering, I didn't find the popcorn, but I did find ice cream and pizza. Pig-out party! For one person of course. Oops, back to the story!}

WHY, YOU!

*fist fight takes place. Nico raises undead minions. Its time for...BATTLE!*

{*turns camera to face her.* We'll be back in ten minutes! It's break time!}

*Olympus elevator music*

{*sighs*I can never figure this remote out!}

TEN MINUTES LATER...

Liz: *Beating up the others. Speaking between punches* Is that how you act in front of the camera? You do that once more and I promise I will get you two into quarantine for a MONTH. IN THE SAME ROOM.

Nico & Dawn: Sorry, Liz.

Dawn:*eyes widen* Liz, the camera's on!

Liz: What?*turns* Oh fishsticks! They were just arguing with me that unicorns don't exist so...uh, anyways let's get back to the interview.

"Do you like flowers? If yes, which one's your favourite? Why?

-Andrew"

Contrary to popular belief, I do like flowers. There's no particular reason why but they do remind me of Bianca. She loved tulips. My favourite is probably the flowers of Bougainvillea. Why? They remind me of myself. They're small and unnoticed. They're overshadowed by the plant's large and colourful bracts.

So someone did pay attention in biology class.

What do you mean?!

*ignores* Moving on...

"Out of Thalico, Rachico, Percico, Jico and all the other Nico pairings - Which one do you think is the cutest and why?

-Alice"

Seriously?! First off, let me explain something. Percico is NOT my dream couple. I used to have a crush on Percy. I'm over it now. As for the question, none of them is the cute. But i have to pick, right? So, which of these people won't kill me? Most probably Jason. So, Jico's the answer. The reason's pretty clear too.

*Jason's iris message*

Jason: Dude, what the heck! You ship us?

Nico : No! I don't! I just thought you'd understand... Clearly you don't!

Jason: Nico, don't be like that! I was only joking...

Dawn & Liz: Lover's tiff? TOTALLY! *high-five*

Jason & Nico: SHUT UP!

Dawn: Jason, would you like to be our third guest? We have an opening. Plus a friend of ours would REALLY like to meet you. *winks at Liz*

Liz: Yeah, like, totes.

(A/N: Sorry about that, we're going through crazy-chick-flick-high-school-girl mode.)

Jason: Sure, I guess. Only if you stop calling us lovers.*points at himself and Nico*

Dawn & Liz: *mysteriously* Yeah...sure...

[exit Jason]

Dawn: Everyone's finding this place.

Liz: Yeah we should change our hideout. ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯

So... want to see next question?

Okay.

"Why were you annoyed when Percy kissed me? Was it jealousy or something else?

- Nico's younger sister, Beatrice"

First off, I already told you, I'm over Percy. You're my younger sister. I'm 14. You are like 13 or something. {You don't know your sister's age?} I do! And Beatrice, of course I'm protective! No kisses for you till you're 17, young lady.

"If you were straight, who would you go out with?

-Macy"

I am straight. The gay thing is only exclusive to Percy. No, it's not denial, it's just the truth. If you're asking who I'd go out with, I have one person in mind but there's no way I'm telling.

Why not?

{Spill it, di Angelo!}

Liz, impolite much?

I'm NOT telling. Are you going to waste more time or can we move on?

Fine but I'm going to squeeze the truth out of you, soon...

"If you had to kiss one person (romantically) aboard the Argo II, apart from Percy, who would it be?

-Neville"

Is this another HP fan?

Yes. Stop changing the topic and answer the question!

Okay, okay! You're not leaving me with much of a choice. I'm not gay and there's only three girls on board. I don't like Annabeth one bit, the reason's quite obvious. Hazel's my sister. So, Piper is the only one left. Me kiss her? Nessun modo! (no way!) Can i choose Reyna? I mean, she's sort of a crew member and she's much better than Piper.

Whatever. Please refrain from using Italian. I have to put subtitles in for the users to actually understand. It's kind of a pain.

Its not like I really care.

*Leaves in exasperation* ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯

Liz: Was that really necessary?

Nico: Yes.

Liz: Why?

Nico: I don't want her to know.

Liz: Know what?

Nico: That I don't like cheese?

Liz: LIAR! I'll get it out of you, I swear it on the River Styx! On the other hand, we have come to the end of this interview. See you next time!

Nico: Yeah! See ya.

Liz: Oh, you're not going anywhere, di Angelo *growls* (I'm NOT turning into a werewolf. I'm just going to try to get it out of him)

Nico: HELP *RUNS*

A/N- Please leave questions in the reviews. We'll be back soon with more! {Of Liz!}