Liz: Hey there all our, actually my, fans!
Dawn: *cough cough sneeze*
Liz: I TOLD YOU NOT TO COME TODAY!
Dawn: I owe it to our *sneeze* viewers *cough*
Liz: Yeah as you guessed, Dawn is sick. Serves her right for horsing down a tub of ice-cream without sharing it with ME!
Dawn: It wasn't a tub. Ugh, I think I'm gonna faint. By the way, I so hate you for changing the *cough* end authors note! ACHOO! You won't *cough* get away with teasing me...
Liz: Go home and rest or your fever will rise! We need you fine for the next chapter.
Dawn: *cough* FINE! I'll go home... After a while though. I swear!
Liz: *threateningly* You better. My immunity is good so I'm never gonna catch it! *evil laugh* Anyways we tried doing something different this chapter, it's pre-recorded/written whatever. So Dawn isn't sick here. Watch it! And if you don't want to...oh who am I kidding, OF COURSE you want to watch it.
Leo's POV...
Soo, Dawn now knows my secret. Yes, I watch my little pony *waits for applause* Oh! Oh no, it was a joke! Please don't take it seriously, I don't want some rumour I started to be leaked out to the press!
Ugh! Dawn forced me into telling you guys because guess what? Liz forced her. I don't really want to tell you guys because then they *points at window where Leo fan girls are screaming* would probably, no they will surely go even crazier. Hard to imagine that, I know...
Leo fangirl1: GO LEO!
Leo fangirl2: LEO! YOU DA MAN!
Leo fangirl3: ALL THE LADIES LUV LEO!
Leo fangirl4: I LOVE YOU THE MOST!
*fangirls cat fight since they all think they love Leo the most. Yeah right. Oh, and manage to rip each others' hair off. How stupid is that? Now they're all bald*
I think I should hide somewhere... Dawn and Liz need to change the location for the third time... *shivers*
(Dawn: Already? We've just been here for, like, a day! How do they even DO that?!
It's not like they have a magical GPS or something…*goes on rambling*
Leo: Dawn, if you don't mind, SHUT UP!
Dawn: Fine.)
*glass cracks due to excessive banging*
Aaah! Mommy save me! Oh, wait. No that's *sniffles*... Let that be! I gotta run and get out of here!
-20 minutes later-
Phew! I made it out of there alive...
*the phone rings*
Oh that's the phone! *slaps head/ gets head slapped by invisible force 'cause it's so freaking OBVIOUS* Hold on for a minute.
Yeah okay, I'll get on with it, FINE! You don't have to keep telling me!
Well, here it is...
Calypso and I, *sniffles*, we broke up. No! I'm not crying, just…sweating through my eyes. Yeah! That's good. So anyway, you probably want to know why.
Here's the true story, NOT the version she made up about me mumbling Hazel's name in my sleep.
I had IM'd Calypso. I was wondering why the light of her store room was switched on. No one, not even Caly, went to that place...
"What do you think you're doing?!" I exclaimed...
Calypso replied curtly, "Nothing. Even if I were doing something, it's none of your business."
Now, all of you must be thinking, "How could Calypso, the sweetheart be so rude?" Well, that's how she's been treating me after our first kiss, after I swore to go back to her.
Girls usually go crazy over such stuff but she...
"I've had enough of this behavior! You supposedly liked me! Now what's the matter with you? I just don't understand, Caly!"
Calypso snapped, "Don't call me that! You want to know the truth?! I thought I liked you but NO you were like every other hero making empty promises-"
"-But I told you! Rick Riordan wants us to be apart for just a little longer! Please! Can't you be patient?!"
Calypso started shouting, "Why must I wait?! I have waited all my life for a person who truly understands- a person who loves me back! When I met you I thought I finally found that person-
(Dawn: Aw!
Leo: You promised you'd let me do this alone...
Dawn: What's the harm in letting me watch...I already know the entire story.
Leo: Please, leave...
Dawn: Fine! [I seem to say "fine" a lot, don't I?])
- I thought that I could finally be happy but NO! The Gods love to see me suffer! You are just like those other conceited little brats. No matter how much I try, I can never get over any of the heroes who've come to Ogygia! Never! I'm in love with each and every one of them! Every night, I come to this room and look at the heroes' images and wish I was with all of them! And-"
"WHAT?!"
"Oops. I kind of provided you with too many details..."
"So you love the others too? Percy, Odysseus..."
"Yeah! Don't make my heart hurt be repeating their names!"
( Dawn: If you HAD a heart.
Leo: Dawn….
Dawn: What?!)
"You know what Calypso? I'm here for you but if you're shallow enough not to see that and die to be with other guys, I think, you and me, we're through!"
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"We're done!"
"Huh?"
"Goodbye Calypso. I'm breaking up with you! Clear, now?"
"LEO! Please don't-"
I then swiped my hand over the IM.
Yeah, that's all there is to the story. Alas! I'm still very much in love with her...
I don't think I can talk about this anymore.
(Dawn: No one's forcing you to.
Leo: YOU did. You threatened me!
Dawn: Oh no, I was doing Liz a favor by polishing her favourite knife (which is really really really sharp). I just happened to be doing it while I was asking you ;))
*glares* Moving on, well not really. I'm leaving. I can't take it anymore. It'll go over to Nico next...
Nico's POV:
Alright, I thought I'd tell you guys this right now, before Liz kills me. Okay, so the thing is, I hate cheese. It's the stupidest, cheesiest thing ever, and I hate it. And no, I will NOT tell Dawn. Who are you to command me? Anyway, the thing is, I had lied. Dawn is not mean, stupid and ugly. She's actually better than that, but hey! Can you blame me for being rude? I'm old-fashioned! I don't know about this sort of stuff!
(Liz: You got that right.
Nico: Hey! What are you doing here?
Liz: I was, um, getting some, um, brownies! Yeah, brownies, that's it. Brownies.
Nico: Get out!
Liz: Fine! *mumbles* Grouch.)
Sorry about that. She just wants to make sure I say it and it's EXTREMELY ANNOYING but yeah, whatever. Wait, what was I talking about in the first place? Oh yeah, cheese. Like I was saying, I hate it (Liz: They don't know what it is. You have to tell them, dimwit!). Okay, okay. So cheese is, well, cheese (Liz: Thank you, Captain Obvious.). I thought I told you to leave? (Liz: I thought you knew that I wouldn't listen to you!). *silence* Good point. (Liz: See? I'm always right!). You interrupted my train of thought! Whatever, cheese is the fact that I, Nico di Angelo, *mutters something inaudible* (Liz: LOUDER.) *mutters something that is still indistinct* (Liz: LOUDER!) Like Dawn! There, okay? I said it!
(Dawn: I heard my name
Liz: You just missed it! No, why?!)
Uh -oh. I think I better leave. Why don't I have Liz's awesome skills? Wait, I didn't want to say that. LIZ! Oh well, bye! *takes of running like a madman* *crashes into wall in a pathetic attempt to shadow-travel* *Liz nearly wets herself laughing* *manages to escape [finally!]* *appears in basement of Studio 9 that somehow managed to survive the fire* *sighs in relief* *brain overload from too many actions* *goes crazy* *LOL, kidding* Okay, that was close. Wait, what's that noise?
[Nico Fangirls: Is that Nico? Omg, it is!
Fangirl 1: Nico sign my forehead!
Fangirl 2: Nico sign my shirt!
Fangirl 3: Nico take a picture with me!]
(Liz: What the heck?! Where did they come from?! Okay, everybody out! NOW!)
[Nico Fangirls: FINE! *bat eyes* But don't worry, Nico. We'll come back for you!]
Liz, did you have to chase them off? Can't there be some Nico time in the world?! (Liz: Alright, so you don't like Dawn? Hmm, I think I can help her with someone else then…) No! I mean- ugh! Alright, now if she {or anyone, for that matter} walks in on me, I am not saying ANYTHING! (Liz: Did anyone else find it weird that he used curly brackets instead of normal ones? Or maybe that's just because the others are used already.) Yeah, it's because of that. Anyway, so yeah, where was I? Oh great, I forgot! Thanks Liz! (Liz: You're welcome!) Wait, I think I remember. Yeah, I do! Right, so as I was saying, I like Dawn. You guys are probably saying "But Nico, I thought you liked Percy!" Well let me tell you this, I LIKED him, got that?
(Dawn: Liked who? And what are you doing here? I thought I told you-
Liz: *clears throat loudly*
Dawn: -I mean I thought Liz told you you weren't invited here unless we called you.)
Well, yeah, but-
(Dawn: No buts! Get out NOW!
Liz: Getting feisty, huh Dawn? *murmurs* Bet he likes you better like this.)
LIZ! SHUT UP! And Dawn, what are you doing here anyway? This basement is so rarely used, there are parties held every time it's opened! Remember the last one?
(Dawn: *winces* You mean the one where Liz got drunk and tried to lasso Percy thinking he was a critter? Yeah, I remember it. You know what? Let's get out of here.
Liz: Hey! He can talk to horses, and it seemed logical at that time!
Dawn: Liz, nothing is ever logical when a person is DRUNK!
Liz: At least I managed to throw the loop around his neck. That. Was. AWESOME!
Dawn: Only you, Liz. Only you.)
A/N: Okay, how fu- LANGUAGE LIZ!- I was going to say fudging!- Yeah, right.- *pouts* Anyway, how FUDGING epic was that?! Yeah, as you all can guess, I wrote Nico's and Dawn wrote Leo's. However, I had to make hers funny. I swear- you do it too much- *ignores* she is just exploiting my awesomeness. Anyway, we'll get the next chappie up sometime later. Right now, I have some...work *cunning smile*-I hate it when she does this. It creeps me out. However, thanks to whoever's reviewed and followed and favourited- and the person who can make Dawn shut up will forever hold my gratitude. Now bye! *pulls wailing Dawn away from the camera*
