Me: Hey folks! Welcome back to another episode of randomness talk show! Introducing the guardians!
The door opens and steam shoots out. However, as the steam clears, no one was there.
Me: Hey, what's going on?
*some rumbling and wrestling sounds behind the door*
Worried, I run up to the door to find out what's going on.
Suddenly North appears, almost knocking me over.
North: *holding up Jack by the collar in one hand and Bunnymund by his strap in another* I apologise for the delay, but these two rascals were fighting back there.
Jack: He started it! *whines and folds arms*
Bunnymund: Excuse me? It was you who froze me to the wall! *folds arms too*
*audience giggling*
Me: Ahem, North, would you please lead them to their seats?
North: I will ensure that they are at their best behaviour.
Still holding them, North plonks them down on their seats.
Jack and Bunnymund: Ow! *glares at each other*
*fangirls in audience giggling again*
Me: Okay... We have three of our guests introduced in the most unexpected manner, and now it is time to welcome tooth and sandy!
The steam door opens again.
Tooth: *happily clutches Sandy in front of her* hey everyone! I've got great news! I collected a baby tooth from a kid in the town of burgess and it was so amaaazing!
Sandy: *sleepily yawns*
Tooth: *looks like she's about to continue talking when she realised Jack and Bunnymund staring at each other*
Tooth:*flys to the middle of the two and takes the seat in the middle*
Sandy:*floats to his seat*
Me: *rather overwhelmed by the recent turn of events* okay let's begin the today's question with Jack. (trying to break the tension) the pairing of you and rapunzel (from a tangled tale) and Bunnymund has been really prevalent. What do you think about that?
Jack: *still staring at Bunnymund until North nudges him* Oh! About that. Honestly I prefer the pairing of Bunnymund and me to the rapunzel pairing.
*bunnymund looks surprised*
Me: are you saying that you are gay?
*gasps from the audience*
Bunnymund: Oh no, never come near me again Jack!
North: This explains why Jack always sneaks over to Bunnymund's room while staying over at my house! Hohohoho!
Jack: what? You saw?
Tooth and Bunnymund (incredulously): Is that true?
Jack: Err yeah, but it's not what you think-
Bunnymund: Oh heavens! Please protect my innocence from this, this! *bunnymund buries his head in his paws*
Tooth: Why didn't you tell us if you knew, North?
North: Er well... It's because I support this kind of behaviour.
*Audience stares at North.*
Jack: *standing up* hey guys you've got it all wrong. I went to Bunnymund's room to give him-
Tooth: A massage?
Sandy:* forms a picture of a beating*
Jack:-an Easter egg that I hand painted. I so sorry Bunnymund for ruining Easter previously.(in the movie Jack had ruined a previous Easter Day)
*bunnymund peers up at jack"
*awkward silence*
*applause and cheers from audience*
North: When you froze Bunnymund to a wall just now, I wanted to put you on the naughty list again. But now, I'm proud of you.
*everyone claps at this tender moment*
*bunnymund looks touched*
Jack: but I wouldn't mind doing it again! (whispers to himself)
Bunnymund: what? I heard that.
Jack: What? *innocent smile*
Me: That was a really tender moment. *smiles* I'm glad that the mood lightened! Okay, any fan requests?
A fan girl stands up.
Me: yeap?
Fan girl (SoulEaterEvansFan): I would like a hug from Jack pleassee?
Jack: sure! *floats over to where she was standing*
The two pull into a tight hug.
*awws from the audience and some other jealous fan girls*
*After 10 seconds*
Me: *also a bit jealous* Erm... That's enough.
One minute passed...
Two minutes...
Me:*cant stand it anymore* okay that's enough!
Fangirls who can't stand it anymore too stand up and rush to Jack, hugging him too.
They grab his clothes, his staff and even his hair.
It was chaos.
Me: wait for me! *rushes over*
Tooth: I want a hug too! *rushes over too*
Jack: whoa, whoa! *Losing his balance*
A swarm of fangirls attacked him.
North:*claps his hand twice*
Order, order! Lets have some order here!
Me: *extremely reluctantly pulls myself out from the crowd*
Okay everyone sit down please, we can always hug Jack later!
*Screams*
*A bruised Jack floats back to his seat*
Me: Okay, lets not forget about Sandy. Sandy? I heard that you can actually speak!
Sandy:*looks rather uncomfortable* well yes I actually can.( says in a dreamy voice) it's just that I don't want to wake up the children.
All guardians except sandy and the all-knowing North looks shocked.
*Audience gasps in wonder*
Me: I never knew you were such a self sacrificing soul, sandy. Locking away your voice just for the sake of the children. What a hero.
*audience claps*
*Sandy looks embarrassed*
Me: Aww..
Me: sandy, could you speak again? I wanna hear...
Sandy:...
North: He doesn't want to wake up anymore children.
Me: Aww man! That was priceless, hearing Sandy's voice.
*audience sighs in disappointment*
A Fangirl shouts,"I recorded it on tape!"
*Everyone turns towards her and asks to buy it*
Me:*tries to calm everyone down* let's try to stay calm, shall we? We can bid for that later!
*Audience cheers*
A Fangirl suddenly stands up.
Me: Yes?
Fangirl (bookworm208): I was wondering if Jack would date a girl like me?
Jack: Your dark brown hair is really nice, I used to have to same colour as you when I was human. And I heard that you like adventures! I could take you on one sometime! Maybe to the snowy mountains~*frosts an ice rose in his hand and blows it towards the fangirl*
Fangirl: yay! So it's a date?
Jack: *wink*
*me and the other fangirls almost bowled over by his flirting*
Me: It is a practice for me to ask a question to each guardian at every talk show, but today I shall have a truth and dare session! Jack and Sandy are excused as they already answered questions, but the rest of you are not spared! Hahaha! *maniac laughter*
Tooth, North, Bunnymund look uncomfortable.
Me: questions from the audience please!
A fan girl stood up.
Fangirl: North, does your belly always tell the truth? ( refer to the scene where North says,"I feel it in my belly" about danger approaching)
North: Hoho! My belly is not just any belly, but a belly full of wonder. It tells the future accurately.
Bunnymund: wrong! North's belly has nothing to do with fortune telling at all! He tells the future from the globe in his workshop! This is one of the tales that he makes up to entertain children.
Me: Looks like you have to do a forfeit, north, for not telling the truth.
Me: *turns to audience and guardians* What shall he do?
Audience: sing!
Tooth: His singing is horrible, trust me.
Jack: dance!
Audience: dance! (Because Jack said so)
Bunnymund: I don't mind seeing the old man do a little jig.
Sandy: *nods head*
Me: North, will you kindly step up here and do a little dance? Music please!
Jack: *chuckling* looks like I'm not the only one on the naughty list now.
North reluctantly stands up and shakes his body. His belly jiggles as he moves.
Everyone: Hahahaha!
Jack:*clutching on to his staff crying tears of laughter*
Sandy: *moving from side to side*
Tooth: *chuckling to herself*
Bunnymund: *clutching his belly and he roared with laughter*
After the music ends, North returns to his seat.
Me: tooth, you're next.
Another Fangirl stands up.
Fan girl: Tooth, you have been alive for centuries. Have you ever fell in love?
Tooth: *dreamy eyed* I have. I fell in love with the beautiful teeth children hide under their pillows every night.
Me: I don't think she was referring to that kind of love...
Bunnymund: she probably means that boy/girl kind of love.
Tooth: Oh... Nope.
Me: okay... Now for Bunnymund's question!
A Fangirl asks: Did you feel less angry with Jack for spoiling Easter after he apologised?
Bunnymund: No. Not at all.
Jack: Liar! You had a touched expression.
North: I saw it too.
Me: Bunnymund, time for a forfeit! Suggestions for forfeits!
Audience: dance!
Tooth: lemme touch his soft fur!
Audience: soft fur! Soft fur! *chants*
Me: okay, so Bunnymund would have to dance across the audience and let them touch his fur. Music please!
Bunnymund begins to awkwardly dance across the audience. Fangirls reach out, trying to stroke his soft fur.
Bunnymund: this isn't too bad...
Me: Bunnymund doesn't feel embarrassed! Lets make him do something else!
Jack: Make him transfer an Easter egg with his mouth to someone else's!
Me: since you suggested it, it shall be your mouth, jack.
Bunnymund: *groans*
*Fangirls scream*
A staff member hands Bunnymund an Easter egg.
Bunnymund reluctantly bites it. Jack floats over to him, smirking. He opens his mouth to receive the egg.
Audience chants: do it! Do it!
Bunnymund moves closer and closer.
Jack and feel the heat rising from Bunnymund.
They were just an inch apart when tooth jumped up from her seat and sped towards Bunnymund, hitting him. She caused him to drop the egg, and fall towards an awaiting jack.
Tooth: oops.
Bunnymund: *yells in terror and turns his head to the side*
Jack's lips touch Bunnymund's cheek.
Bunnymund: Ewww, Gross! *wipes jack's saliva on his shirt*
Jack: Hey! That was my first kiss! On your cheek!
Jack blames Bunnymund and Bunnymund blames Jack. The traumatised duo refuse to talk any further. Jack sank to a corner and sulked. Bunnymund sulked in another corner.
Me: Erheheheh I think my truth and dare game went a little too far, and those two needa get some rest at home? So that's all for today folks!
Jack: home? I don't even have one!
Me: *perking up* you can stay at mine!
A Fangirl: no, mine!
Another fangirl: mine is covered with posters of you!
*Audience full of fangirls chattering at full volume*
North: He will stay at mine. Problem solved.
Me: I guess that's all for today! Hope you enjoyed the show!
Hey everyone! There's this really good Jack Frost fan music video called Jack Frost-Be strong on YouTube! Please watch it!
And those who haven't watch rise of the guardians please watch it and support it! I'm afraid there won't be a sequel based on what they are earning now. :(
Goodness gracious me! Someone uploaded the full movie of ROTG( taken by Camera) on YouTube! If they do that, then no one would watch the movie in cinemas and support it! :((
