LockhartNarcissa. Prompt: Whomping Willow.


It started as a mutual dislike of that tree. It was hideous, they agreed, identical frowns in place as they watched it being planted, and made a pact then and there to ignore its presence as much as possible.

It was as they sat outside, doing their homework in the sun-warmed grass - backs to the offending tree that didn't exist, of course - that they stumbled upon their mutual adoration of hair products. It was rare to find a boy who appreciated nice hair, and rarer still to find a girl who didn't think that was gay.

It was when the Charms project they stole from Frank Longbottom won them an interview with The Daily Prophet that they recognized their mutual love of the spotlight.

It was destiny, they decided mutually.


Short and sweet ;)