Fairy Tail chatroom
Me: he guys, glad you came to read the next chapter
Natsu: why won't you tell us who's coming in this time!
Me: cause I don't feel like it now quit bugging me! Remember I got a gun so don't forget it!
Natsu: *turns pale white*
Me: I'm just fooling ya, I have no gun ya dummy!
Lucy: you had me going there for a second! :o
Toshika: will Ichigo come back today?
Me: just for you Toshika, just for you!
Toshika: yeaah!
Goku: guess you won't be seeing us this time!
Luffy: in some other chapter then!
Lucy, me and Natsu: on to the story!
Chapter 5: crossing the line!{Flaming*Dragon} is online
{Star*Queen} is online
{stripperboy} is online
{ArmorGirl} is online
Water'sMyGame} is online
{BookWorm} is online
{ShySkyDragon} is online
{MetalHead} is online
Toshika: hey guys! ;)
Gajeel: you seem to be in a good mood, what happened? :-/
Toshika: Ichigo asked me out last night!
Levy: Congrats! :D
{PurpleFlame} is online
{SoulReaper} is online
Wendy: hi Romeo-san
Romeo: h-hi! *blushes*
Ichigo: hey guys, what's going on?
Gray: not much has happened yet, but congrats on asking Toshika out man! ;)
Ichigo: thanks, Gray. Um dude, your pants are down again. -_-'
Gray: ah Jesus! *yanks his pants back up* I need overalls that's what I need
Erza: oh yeah? You'd look pretty funny in something like that and you'd still find a way to strip.
Lucy: I can totally picture Gray in overalls; he's look like some farm hand! XD
Toshika: that's going a little overboard, Lucy.
Natsu: I'd love to see that and then post it on the internet! :D
Ichigo: man you guys are so brutal. But it would be pretty funny.
Toshika: nah, what would be funny seeing is Natsu trying to drive and God knows he'd get sick every time he swerved the damn thing.
Natsu: i-I'm getting sick just thinking about it. XP *sick expression*
Lucy: don't think about it too much Natsu. *pats Natsu back*
Gajeel: oai! Anybody else bored of this weather.
Levy: poor Gajeel, he can't go out in the heat while he's wet
Gray: why? O.o
Levy: he'll rust! XP bad joke I know but it made sense!
Erza: it really did make a lot of sense!
{SuperSayianVegeta} is online
{FullMetal} is online
{NinjaMaster} is online
Vegeta: oh shit wrong Chat room again!
Edward: damn it Vegeta, you made us lost again!
Naruto: guys we have company.
Natsu: who are you weirdos?!:o
Edward: Who are you calling an Ant that so small that you can't even see it using a magnify glass?! :[
Lucy: That's not even what he said. -_-'
Naruto: damn dude, what's up with that ugly pink hair?:D
Natsu: It's SALMON!
Gray: you two are acting like a bunch of bickering monkeys -_-
Vegeta: what petty quarrels, you humans are so insignificant.
Toshika: and why you acting all high and mighty for big shot?! *kicks Vegeta in the groin*
Levy: oooh, you rubbed her the wrong way dude.
Vegeta: *gasping for air holding his groin* you, son of a bitch!
Toshika: *kicks him in the face*
Natsu: *adds insult to injury by burning Vegeta's ass*
Edward: why the hell did you get involved?!
{Snowwolf*WarriorKrysta} is online
Tasha: would you people quit your bickering already! You're here to chill out not to wringe each other by their necks
Vegeta: that bitch started it!
Tasha: *holds a gun to his head* want to say another word, Vegeta?
Vegeta: *gulps* n-no thank you, carry on. ^^'
Naruto: what makes you think I'll listen to you?!
Tasha: *pulls out a second gun and aims it for Naruto's head* wanna try me, pretty boy? Now chill out before I kick all of ya'll out of my chatroom!
Natsu: ok, I'm scared shitless, now! *actually tears up from being petrified*
Lucy: somebody, make her go away before I pee on myself! *screams in terror*
Tasha: *Throws the guns down and cackles* Bwahahahah! You guys are so easy to fool! X'D *laughs so hard, tears come out*
{PurpleFlame} is offline
{ShySkyDragon} is offline
Levy: I think you petrified them. Probably by now; their hiding under their beds. You are a monster. -_-
Gajeel: I wanna see how strong you are Vegeta!
Vegeta: I think you're out of your mind, you metal freak.
{DarkAngel} is online
{IceDragon} is online
Toshika: not this shit again. -_-'
Kikio: let's get started, Toshika! :}
Toshika: I'll make you regret that offer!_
Kikio: *comes at Toshika with dark demon magic*
Toshika: *dodges her attacks and lands one of her own on Kikio's back*
Kikio: augh! *swings back around to land a blow to her face but misses*
Toshika: *dodges the attack, and tries to knock Kikio off her feet*
Kikio: *falls over, but gets back up to move in for another attack*
Toshika: you can't win against me! *aims for Kikio's head to knock her out and successfully does it*
Vegeta: *hits Gajeel head on* Not bad! But you have to be quicker if you want to catch me!
Gajeel: *swings his iron sword-hand at Vegeta who just blocks the move without even touching it*
Gajeel: *swings his legs into it, making his arm and body spin, which cause his earlier attack to damage Vegeta*
Vegeta: erg! Nice shot. *pants on the ground*
Gajeel: nice job out there yourself, you aren't half bad.
Vegeta: neither are you, human.
Natsu: man, you're supposed to be 15, but you're so short!
Tasha: uh oh! Natsu you're in trouble! o.o
Edward: That's it Pal, you're gonna get it!
Natsu: is that all you got to come at me with? Come back in about 5 years when you're older and more experienced *barely pushes him back an inch since he never made it past Natsu's outstretched arm*
Edward: That's because you have nothing but muscle on you, Pinky!
Lucy: *oh no Natsu, don't let him know your pet peeve*
Natsu: Pinky?! My hair is Salmon, you shrimp!
Edward: what are you supposed to be walking-talking cotton candy?
Natsu: at least I've got muscle, pipsqueak!
Edward: What you'd say, you pink Bastard?!
Lucy: now now guys, there's no need to fight!
Edward: *throws invisible chair at Lucy*
Lucy: *gets pissed* What the HELL WAS THAT FOR?! You're dead now! *grabs a axe and chases Edward with it*
Edward: GET THIS CRAZY BITCH AWAY FROM ME! *screams as he's running for his life*
Lucy: CRAZY?! I'LL SHOW YOU CRAZY! WAIT TIL I GET MY HANDS ON YOU YA LITTLE PIPSQUEAK!
*author's note: this readers, is how Lucy behaves when someone throws something at her in the face*
Gray: I'm going to go before Lucy gets me for breaking her window!
{IceMaker} is offline
Erza: that's what you get for being such big idiots!
Edward: *still being chased by Lucy 10 minutes later* Get her away from me!
Lucy: get back here, you asshole!
Natsu: I'll tie him down for you Lucy! *runs after them carrying rope*
Edward: you people are all insane!
Naruto: stupid bastard. Shouldn't have even woken up today. :{
Ichigo: everyone has gone Crazy today? Are you sure it's not Lucy's time of the month?
Toshika: I'm pretty sure but yet I have no clue. Because she never usually acts this way. And I'm kind of scared.
Darceus: I think I peed my pants just now!
Toshika: why? XP
Darceus: cause Lucy tried to hack my head off with an axe!
{IceDragon} is offline
{DarkAngel} is offline
Naruto: well I'm gone, good luck Ed.
Ichigo: where you going?
Naruto: to eat ramen, wanna come?
Ichigo: sure!
Edward: WAIT YOUR LEAVING ME!?
Naruto: yep, good luck!
{NinjaMaster} is offline
{SoulReaper} is offline
Edward: Naruto, you Bastard! *still running from Lucy after 20 minutes*
Natsu: *jumps and crashes on top of Edward* Gotcha!
Edward: No! Please I'll do anything, just don't let her kill me!
Erza: *laughing so hard, she falls backwards in her chair*
Levy: come on guys? Can't we get along?
Gajeel: I'm gone, see ya late, shrimp!
{MetalDragon} is offline
{SuperSayianVegeta} is offline
Edward: I'm all alone! D':
Tasha: *does some working on the chatroom*
{FullMetal} was Disconnected
Natsu: hey why you do that?! D:
Tasha: there will be no killing in my chatroom!
Erza: I'll go check and see if Ed is ok.
{ArmorGirl} is offline
Tasha: you scared everyone out of the chat room Lucy!
Lucy: gomene!
{ArmorGirl} is online
Erza: he's ok just cowering under his bed.
Toshika: see you scared him half to death, you know how hard it was to ask him to come to the chatroom in the first place!
Tasha: now I'll never be able to get him back on here for another chapter!
Lucy: he shouldn't have thrown that chair in the first place!
Toshika: I'll see you guys tomorrow!
Levy: me two bye everyone!
Erza: see ya!
{ArmorGirl} is offline
{BookWorm} is offline
{WaterDragonGirl} is offline
Tasha: I am so mad at the both of you! :(
Natsu & Lucy: gomenasai!X(
Tasha: you guys, chase another person away, and I will cancel this chatroom!
Lucy: I promise, I won't do it again!
Natsu: me neither! Just please don't cancel the chatroom!
Tasha: one Last Chance. Don't blow it!
{Snowwolf*WarriorKrysta} logged off
Lucy: I'm sorry, Natsu. I shouldn't have done that today.
Natsu: it's my fault too, Luce. Let's just not get so pissed at the new comers who visit the chatroom next time. Can I hang at your place tonight?
Lucy: sure Natsu! :D
Natsu: love you Luce!
Lucy: *kisses him*
{Flamin*Keys} is offline
Erza: I can't believe that stunt you two pulled. You guys got you're asses handed to you
Lucy: I know. I'm sorry to all the readers out there, you saw me in my ugly phase!
Natsu: Luce, you don't have an ugly phase! :D
Lucy: thank you Natsu!
Toshika: I'm so sorry about what happened Edward will you come back for a second chapter?
Edward: not after what that crazy blonde did to me!
Me: You two do it again and I will cancel it, IF ANY OF YOU DO IT!
Everyone: message received and understood!
Lucy: see you next chapter!
