Fairy Tail chatroom

Me: he guys, glad you came to read the next chapter

Natsu: why won't you tell us who's coming in this time!

Me: cause I don't feel like it now quit bugging me! Remember I got a gun so don't forget it!

Natsu: *turns pale white*

Me: I'm just fooling ya, I have no gun ya dummy!

Lucy: you had me going there for a second! :o

Toshika: will Ichigo come back today?

Me: just for you Toshika, just for you!

Toshika: yeaah!

Goku: guess you won't be seeing us this time!

Luffy: in some other chapter then!

Lucy, me and Natsu: on to the story!

Chapter 5: crossing the line!

{Flaming*Dragon} is online

{Star*Queen} is online

{stripperboy} is online

{ArmorGirl} is online

Water'sMyGame} is online

{BookWorm} is online

{ShySkyDragon} is online

{MetalHead} is online

Toshika: hey guys! ;)

Gajeel: you seem to be in a good mood, what happened? :-/

Toshika: Ichigo asked me out last night!

Levy: Congrats! :D

{PurpleFlame} is online

{SoulReaper} is online

Wendy: hi Romeo-san

Romeo: h-hi! *blushes*

Ichigo: hey guys, what's going on?

Gray: not much has happened yet, but congrats on asking Toshika out man! ;)

Ichigo: thanks, Gray. Um dude, your pants are down again. -_-'

Gray: ah Jesus! *yanks his pants back up* I need overalls that's what I need

Erza: oh yeah? You'd look pretty funny in something like that and you'd still find a way to strip.

Lucy: I can totally picture Gray in overalls; he's look like some farm hand! XD

Toshika: that's going a little overboard, Lucy.

Natsu: I'd love to see that and then post it on the internet! :D

Ichigo: man you guys are so brutal. But it would be pretty funny.

Toshika: nah, what would be funny seeing is Natsu trying to drive and God knows he'd get sick every time he swerved the damn thing.

Natsu: i-I'm getting sick just thinking about it. XP *sick expression*

Lucy: don't think about it too much Natsu. *pats Natsu back*

Gajeel: oai! Anybody else bored of this weather.

Levy: poor Gajeel, he can't go out in the heat while he's wet

Gray: why? O.o

Levy: he'll rust! XP bad joke I know but it made sense!

Erza: it really did make a lot of sense!

{SuperSayianVegeta} is online

{FullMetal} is online

{NinjaMaster} is online

Vegeta: oh shit wrong Chat room again!

Edward: damn it Vegeta, you made us lost again!

Naruto: guys we have company.

Natsu: who are you weirdos?!:o

Edward: Who are you calling an Ant that so small that you can't even see it using a magnify glass?! :[

Lucy: That's not even what he said. -_-'

Naruto: damn dude, what's up with that ugly pink hair?:D

Natsu: It's SALMON!

Gray: you two are acting like a bunch of bickering monkeys -_-

Vegeta: what petty quarrels, you humans are so insignificant.

Toshika: and why you acting all high and mighty for big shot?! *kicks Vegeta in the groin*

Levy: oooh, you rubbed her the wrong way dude.

Vegeta: *gasping for air holding his groin* you, son of a bitch!

Toshika: *kicks him in the face*

Natsu: *adds insult to injury by burning Vegeta's ass*

Edward: why the hell did you get involved?!

{Snowwolf*WarriorKrysta} is online

Tasha: would you people quit your bickering already! You're here to chill out not to wringe each other by their necks

Vegeta: that bitch started it!

Tasha: *holds a gun to his head* want to say another word, Vegeta?

Vegeta: *gulps* n-no thank you, carry on. ^^'

Naruto: what makes you think I'll listen to you?!

Tasha: *pulls out a second gun and aims it for Naruto's head* wanna try me, pretty boy? Now chill out before I kick all of ya'll out of my chatroom!

Natsu: ok, I'm scared shitless, now! *actually tears up from being petrified*

Lucy: somebody, make her go away before I pee on myself! *screams in terror*

Tasha: *Throws the guns down and cackles* Bwahahahah! You guys are so easy to fool! X'D *laughs so hard, tears come out*

{PurpleFlame} is offline

{ShySkyDragon} is offline

Levy: I think you petrified them. Probably by now; their hiding under their beds. You are a monster. -_-

Gajeel: I wanna see how strong you are Vegeta!

Vegeta: I think you're out of your mind, you metal freak.

{DarkAngel} is online

{IceDragon} is online

Toshika: not this shit again. -_-'

Kikio: let's get started, Toshika! :}

Toshika: I'll make you regret that offer!_

Kikio: *comes at Toshika with dark demon magic*

Toshika: *dodges her attacks and lands one of her own on Kikio's back*

Kikio: augh! *swings back around to land a blow to her face but misses*

Toshika: *dodges the attack, and tries to knock Kikio off her feet*

Kikio: *falls over, but gets back up to move in for another attack*

Toshika: you can't win against me! *aims for Kikio's head to knock her out and successfully does it*

Vegeta: *hits Gajeel head on* Not bad! But you have to be quicker if you want to catch me!

Gajeel: *swings his iron sword-hand at Vegeta who just blocks the move without even touching it*

Gajeel: *swings his legs into it, making his arm and body spin, which cause his earlier attack to damage Vegeta*

Vegeta: erg! Nice shot. *pants on the ground*

Gajeel: nice job out there yourself, you aren't half bad.

Vegeta: neither are you, human.

Natsu: man, you're supposed to be 15, but you're so short!

Tasha: uh oh! Natsu you're in trouble! o.o

Edward: That's it Pal, you're gonna get it!

Natsu: is that all you got to come at me with? Come back in about 5 years when you're older and more experienced *barely pushes him back an inch since he never made it past Natsu's outstretched arm*

Edward: That's because you have nothing but muscle on you, Pinky!

Lucy: *oh no Natsu, don't let him know your pet peeve*

Natsu: Pinky?! My hair is Salmon, you shrimp!

Edward: what are you supposed to be walking-talking cotton candy?

Natsu: at least I've got muscle, pipsqueak!

Edward: What you'd say, you pink Bastard?!

Lucy: now now guys, there's no need to fight!

Edward: *throws invisible chair at Lucy*

Lucy: *gets pissed* What the HELL WAS THAT FOR?! You're dead now! *grabs a axe and chases Edward with it*

Edward: GET THIS CRAZY BITCH AWAY FROM ME! *screams as he's running for his life*

Lucy: CRAZY?! I'LL SHOW YOU CRAZY! WAIT TIL I GET MY HANDS ON YOU YA LITTLE PIPSQUEAK!

*author's note: this readers, is how Lucy behaves when someone throws something at her in the face*

Gray: I'm going to go before Lucy gets me for breaking her window!

{IceMaker} is offline

Erza: that's what you get for being such big idiots!

Edward: *still being chased by Lucy 10 minutes later* Get her away from me!

Lucy: get back here, you asshole!

Natsu: I'll tie him down for you Lucy! *runs after them carrying rope*

Edward: you people are all insane!

Naruto: stupid bastard. Shouldn't have even woken up today. :{

Ichigo: everyone has gone Crazy today? Are you sure it's not Lucy's time of the month?

Toshika: I'm pretty sure but yet I have no clue. Because she never usually acts this way. And I'm kind of scared.

Darceus: I think I peed my pants just now!

Toshika: why? XP

Darceus: cause Lucy tried to hack my head off with an axe!

{IceDragon} is offline

{DarkAngel} is offline

Naruto: well I'm gone, good luck Ed.

Ichigo: where you going?

Naruto: to eat ramen, wanna come?

Ichigo: sure!

Edward: WAIT YOUR LEAVING ME!?

Naruto: yep, good luck!

{NinjaMaster} is offline

{SoulReaper} is offline

Edward: Naruto, you Bastard! *still running from Lucy after 20 minutes*

Natsu: *jumps and crashes on top of Edward* Gotcha!

Edward: No! Please I'll do anything, just don't let her kill me!

Erza: *laughing so hard, she falls backwards in her chair*

Levy: come on guys? Can't we get along?

Gajeel: I'm gone, see ya late, shrimp!

{MetalDragon} is offline

{SuperSayianVegeta} is offline

Edward: I'm all alone! D':

Tasha: *does some working on the chatroom*

{FullMetal} was Disconnected

Natsu: hey why you do that?! D:

Tasha: there will be no killing in my chatroom!

Erza: I'll go check and see if Ed is ok.

{ArmorGirl} is offline

Tasha: you scared everyone out of the chat room Lucy!

Lucy: gomene!

{ArmorGirl} is online

Erza: he's ok just cowering under his bed.

Toshika: see you scared him half to death, you know how hard it was to ask him to come to the chatroom in the first place!

Tasha: now I'll never be able to get him back on here for another chapter!
Lucy: he shouldn't have thrown that chair in the first place!

Toshika: I'll see you guys tomorrow!

Levy: me two bye everyone!

Erza: see ya!

{ArmorGirl} is offline

{BookWorm} is offline

{WaterDragonGirl} is offline

Tasha: I am so mad at the both of you! :(

Natsu & Lucy: gomenasai!X(

Tasha: you guys, chase another person away, and I will cancel this chatroom!

Lucy: I promise, I won't do it again!

Natsu: me neither! Just please don't cancel the chatroom!

Tasha: one Last Chance. Don't blow it!

{Snowwolf*WarriorKrysta} logged off

Lucy: I'm sorry, Natsu. I shouldn't have done that today.

Natsu: it's my fault too, Luce. Let's just not get so pissed at the new comers who visit the chatroom next time. Can I hang at your place tonight?

Lucy: sure Natsu! :D

Natsu: love you Luce!

Lucy: *kisses him*

{Flamin*Keys} is offline

Erza: I can't believe that stunt you two pulled. You guys got you're asses handed to you

Lucy: I know. I'm sorry to all the readers out there, you saw me in my ugly phase!

Natsu: Luce, you don't have an ugly phase! :D

Lucy: thank you Natsu!

Toshika: I'm so sorry about what happened Edward will you come back for a second chapter?

Edward: not after what that crazy blonde did to me!

Me: You two do it again and I will cancel it, IF ANY OF YOU DO IT!

Everyone: message received and understood!

Lucy: see you next chapter!