Chapter 2: Strike Three
Later that same day which it was early evening…. Cut to the McDaniels' residence inside the living room which Mayor McDaniels was laying on the sofa with a blanket and reading an e- book on her kindle Plus they are watching Investigation Discovery channel with all of spousal murder shows which BarBrady was not affected by this stuff that because he has seen everything in his long career in law enforcement. All sudden their nephew Pete and his Goth friends came walking in which they are completely covered in egg yolk and shells that were thrown by the new swagger neighbors who did in revenge of BarBrady's visit and ticketing them from earlier this morning.
"Aunt Mary, do you want to know what our retard fag neighbors had just did to us while we were walking by?!" Pete said as he stepped forward to show his aunt with the evidence was still on him.
"What the hell happened to you, Peter?" McDaniels said in a very shocked voice when she saw her nephew standing in front of her at that moment.
"Those fucking swagging little ass clowns who lives next door to us which they had thrown eggs at us, and called us a brunch of Satanists who is going to hell when we died." Pete replied as he looks scornfully while he was flipping his long bangs of his face at his own aunt who got up from the sofa which she was wearing an oversized old white dressed shirt and dark green sweat pants which she had went over to the window to looks out at the seated swaggers which Wayne D was along them
"Ugh…..Goddamnit….. I'm better calls your Uncle George about this which he and some of his men can go over there to chat with those lazy ass fuckers again?!" McDaniels replied as she turns around from the windows to looks at the Goth kids that is when her home phone starts to rings at that moment which it was Randy Marsh that he is calling you to let her that his house had suffered an egg attack too along with Broflovskis ."Hello? Yes….Yes….Yes…. I'm fully aware of it which the little fucks had done which they had done to my nephew and his friends a few minutes ago, Hey…. Wait a minute, you're the neighborhood watch president and why are you calling me for…. Fine, I'll call BarBrady then." That is when she had hung up and dialed BarBrady's number. "Hey, George, It is me….. Listen that I'm wants you to do something for me which it is about those idiotic thugs' wannabes that they are causing mayhem in the neighborhood which I've been getting calls from concerned citizens right now, also they had attacked your nephew and his friends too."
"Well, Aunt Mary….. So what is Uncle George is going to do which I love him but he is an idiot?" Pete replied while he looks at his own aunt who was rolling her eyes about his comment at that moment.
"I'm fucking know that your uncle is a complete idiot just like the other officers on the force, Peter." McDaniels said as she had seated herself down on the sofa while rolling her eyes at him. At the same time, outside of the street which two South Park Police squad cars had pulled up next to the neighbor's house which BarBrady was leading the charge of his men right now?
"Oh, Aunt Mary, here comes the Calvary?!" Pete said while he was looking out of the living room's window which the mayor came up to the window at that moment.
"Well, that I'm take that they don't want get yelled by me this time?!" McDaniels said to herself then she looks at her nephew which that they are seeing Wayne D was doing his impression of come at me, bro at BarBrady who has had his taser gun out which he had shot him with the taser that he cries out in pain.
"Damn it, dawg….. Its fucking hurts you fucking fat retard pig!" Wayne D cries out in pain while he was lying on the ground which BarBrady was standing over him with the taser gun still in his hand.
"Well, young man this is what you get for resisting and being mouthy?" BarBrady said while he was ready to get him another shock.
"Go fuck yourself, Officer Butt baby?!" Wayne screams and struggles to get free which he was ready to lunge at the middle- aged and overweight yet stupid police chief but BarBrady had shocked him again. That is when one of Wayne D's swaggers friends quickly came at BarBrady but they are tackled by one of the cops which it had prompted to arrest them.
"Okay, buddy it is look like that you are looking back to the city jail for vandalism, resisting, drug possession." BarBrady said which Wayne spit at him. "Now it is assault on an officer too?!" while other cops was dragging unruly punks to their squad cars which they are taking them back to the station to be booked on many charges. "Well, Wayne which I'm can't wait to see your parole officer tomorrow morning to report your latest charges." Another cop had taken him away which BarBrady had sneaked off to see the mayor at that moment.
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A few minutes later…. Inside the McDaniels' residence which some of the neighbors are there like the Marshes, Broflovskis, Scotches and Liane Cartman with many others that they are bitching about the out of control neighbors in her home office and the mayor was seated at her desk?
"Rabble….Rabble… Rabble!" everyone chanted loudly in the room which BarBrady was standing next to her that is when she had decided to motions everybody to calm down.
"Oh, alright everyone calm down now which you are making my headache much worse!" McDaniels screams out at the top of her lungs which everyone had quiet down."The situation is under control for now which they're spending a night for their little reckless crime wave."
"Mayor, those punks had attacked our kids while they were playing with rocks and eggs today." Randy Marsh said while he was standing before the mayor who sat calmly in her chair to listen to everyone's complaints which she looks over at BarBrady at that moment. At the same time which Pete and his friends were chilling out on the stairs while they are listening to the complaints.
"Oh, don't forget that they had egged our homes and vehicles too." Sheila added.
"Rabble….Rabble…Rabble!" They had started to chant again which she had rolls her eyes at this whole thing.
Damn…..That I see that my aunt and uncle are getting their asses handled to them right now!" Pete said which he had put his cigarette out of his pocket.
"What a bunch of overdramatic conformists that I've seen?" Michael replied which he has his cigarette in his mouth.
"Duh…. Tell me about it?!" Henrietta said while she was rolling her eyes at them.
"I'll call a town-wide meeting tomorrow morning at the community center which we'll discuss this problem fully that I'm making the arraignment for it right now?!" McDaniels said in a very tired sounding tone voice as she was leading everyone out of her while she was texting on her blueberry curve that she used for her mayoral duties."For mother of god that we are getting over panicking stupid ass kids being assholes again?" After she closed the door as they had walk out of the door and BarBrady came to her side."George, you can have the rest of the night off by my order." They both walk over to the sofa at that moment.
"Hey…. What the hell are we having for dinner tonight?" Pete asked which both of them just looks at each other.
"We are having pizza for dinner…Oh, screw cooking which I've an enough for one day, and it'll be delivered too." McDaniels said.
"Well, good that I've a very long shift today that I'm wanted to stay home?" BarBrady replied as he took his hostler belt, bullet proof vest, shoes and hat off that he had on the floor next to his recliner chair which he had sat down in. "Oh, I'm see that you are watching Investigation Discovery right now my dear, do you wants some a little fun."
"Not now, George, that we have young children in our presence right now…. Maybe later?!" McDaniels said while she looks at BarBrady in a flirty away, and that is when Pete and his friends had back off and gone upstairs to his bedroom.
"I'm figured that'll work on them." BarBrady said with laughter.
To Be Continued
Author's Note: Sorry for the long wait for this chapter which I had major writer's block for a week straight which finally something had come across my mind at all.
