Chapter 4: A Close Call

Meanwhile at the same time….Cut to the Marshes inside Stan's room which Stan was laying in his bed wide awake because he was hearing his parents having a very good time in their bedroom which it was echoing from the furnace vent at that moment? Which Stan looks very annoyed right now after he is trying to sleep but it is not helping at all? That you can hear laughing and moans that fills the room.

"Well, come here then big boy?!" Sharon's voice echoes from the vent that hangs over Stan's bed.

"Yes, madam….That I'm ready for some hot loving right now!" Randy replied with a laugh along with Sharon laughing in the background.

"Ugh….Goddamnit, mom and dad are you watching informative murder porn or playing Minecraft again?!" Stan said in a sleepy protest which his eyes was filled with sleep that he can't stay awake anymore and he walks out of his room with his blanket and pillow to go to sleep out in the living room on the sofa which he has a big test to take tomorrow that is when he has switch on the TV to watch something until he falls asleep. "Finally….I can get some sleep at last?!" but that will soon shattered when Shelley came stomping downstairs raging mad with her pillow and blanket too.

"Move now you damn turd!" Shelly screeches as she pulls him off from the sofa which Stan looks rather very annoyed after he had made a major face planted on to the floor very hard at that moment.

"Oh. Come on, Shelly…..That we can share the sofa?! Stan protested out loud to his older sister's mean stance on not sharing the sofa with him.

"Shut up, turd that I'll pop you in the mouth?!" Shelly said while she was staring at him in a very cold way and gritted her teeth which she was about ready to punch him.

"You fucking bitch!" Stan whispered to him as he walks over to the recliner chair to sleep on there instead.

"Well, I hate you too, you fucking turd!? Shelley mumbles loud to voices her opinion too.

The following morning … Fades to the bus stop which the boys are standing there and waiting for their bus to come which Stan looks very tired right now that he was sleeping while he was standing there and his friends notices it very quickly.

"Hey, Stan awake up which the bus will be very soon?!" Kyle said which he was shaking Stan to get him to awake up that is when Cartman put his hand on his ass which he farts on it, and throw the dreadful smell into Stan's face.

"Oh. Look like the Tai food that I've for dinner last night is going to pay off big time?!" Cartman replied with a naughty smirk that had formed on his heavily plump face and a light laugh came from him which Stan suddenly awoke up after he smelt it that making him want to puke and Kenny was laughing his ass off from the gross out scene at that moment." That I know it will work."

"Ugh….God damnit, Cartman….. What the fuck did you eat last night, fat ass!?" Stan panted loudly to clear his nose from that smell that hangs tough in his face right now.

"Dude, why the hell that you are sleeping while standing here?" Kyle asked while Stan was yawning and trying to awake up.

"Well, it is called my parents were having noisy and wildly sex last night you guys?!" Stan replied while he looks very embarrassed as he looks at his friends.

"Hey, Stan did you see your mom's titties at all?" Kenny mumbles loudly to ask a filthy question which his over perverted mind was overworking that made Stan raise his brows at him at that moment.

"What?" Stan said in a very confused tone voice which Kenny had started to laugh out loud once again.

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Cut at South Park City Hall ….Inside the mayor's office which Mayor McDaniels was at her desk doing some of her paperwork along with doing some damage control on the phone with the press about the latest police fuck up all morning which she got off and sighs heavily to herself while both of her aides were standing at her side which Johnson was holding a vanilla colored folder in his hand which it has today's agenda inside. But she isn't in a very good mood right now at all that she has to deal with already this morning after she had found out about the stolen police equipment last night.

"For Christ's sake ….. Can I get one peaceful and normal day out of this semi normal hick town for once?!" McDaniels protested loudly to show her disappointment for her town and the idiotic police force as she stood up from her chair to look out of her main office window that overlooks the town for a quick second.

"Mayor, you know that will never happen around here?!" Johnson advised her who was clearly rolling her eyes at his truthful remark that they never catch a break at all, and that is when BarBrady, Yates, Harris and Dawson came walking in the room which the sight of them that made that mayor looks very annoyed as she looks at them which she had seated herself in her chair to hear them out.

"Well, there is some news to report on right now, Mayor McDaniels?" Yates said which all of top four commanding officers who stands before her that she admires them all for having some balls to show up in her office right now.

"So, gentlemen….What are the good news is then?" McDaniels asked in a very sarcastic tone voice as she looks menacing at them.

"Mayor, we are doing well on that ban on sagging pants that we had put into place a few months to control those stupid gangsta wannabes?" Yates said which the mayor looks much bummed out that she was hoping that they had caught the police equipment thieves.

"Do I'm gives a shit about those stupid ass kids who are trying to be gangsta punks because it is fucking cool trend right now because that little bitch Bieber, that I'm only care about getting those damned weapons back before someone gets hurt or killed because you fucking jack asses had fucked up big time this time?!" McDaniels said coldly and slams her fist down on to her desk very hard which it scared the hell out of BarBrady.

"Well gosh, Martha that we are doing our best to find those punks?!" BarBrady said while he was wringing his hands very nervously which she raise a brow at him.

"Oh. Like you talk that you are the biggest idiot of them all!" McDaniels had quickly shot back at him which he back away from her just like a very frightened little child who was getting yelled at by his own mother.

"It's me, or she is on her monthly warpath right now?!" Yates whispers softly to his own partner who was nodding in agreement with him which she had overheard them at that moment and her aides just looks at them very funny plus BarBrady just shook his head for this nonsense.

"Why you idiots just get out of my god damned sight right now?" McDaniels said while she was shaking her head for this idiocy right now which she have to paperwork to do right now that is when the trio had left the room but BarBrady remained there. That her aides also had left the room too which she looks up at him for a quick second that his kindness always made her day and smiles on bad days even though she is a bitch to him all time."George, I'm sorry for making you look like an idiot and a bitch to myself that I am having a very bad day right now?!"

"Martha, you're a really stressed out right now that is all?!" BarBrady said as he caught her in his arms to comfort her right now which she feels more at peace with him that she was hugging him very tightly and almost kiss that is when they both had heard someone was walking though the door that they both had back away from each other and assumes nothing had happened between them which it was the town's water and treatment plant supervisor Allan Hutchison came in and Johnson came after him looking very concerned at that moment, and BarBrady was standing there next to the mayor.

"Mr. Hutchison that I think Mayor McDaniels is in a meeting with BarBrady right now." Johnson said in a very frantic tone voice.

"Good morning…. Madam Mayoress and Chief BarBrady, so how are you?!" Allan Hutchison asked cheerfully which he and his family had moved to town from Saginaw, Michigan to take the town's water and treatment plant supervisor position to get out of Saginaw, Michigan which that town has a violence problem that Allan wants to raise his family safely in a peaceful and community like South Park over a year ago.

"Oh, Mr. Hutchison….. What, a surprise to see you here at city hall and it is very peachy today?!" McDaniels said which she wants to get a rid of him right now.

"Well, I've the blueprints for updating the water plant here with me right now?!" Mr. Hutchison said while he looks at the both officials at that moment.

"Allan, it is the not time which I've a major problem to deal with right now which it is about a police issue that is why Chief BarBrady is here right now…. Please, come back later." McDaniels said.

"That is right which it is about stolen police equipment that someone had stolen last night?!" BarBrady said which he follows the mayor's lead into lying about their secret right now.

"Oh, never mind that I can come back later which I'm sorry to interrupt your meeting?!" Mr. Hutchison said as he looks very shocked at that moment.

"That is okay…Allan, but you see later?!" McDaniels said while he was walking out of the room at that moment which she sighs heavily for relief that secret remains hidden."Thanks god….. That was a very close call, George?!"

"Yep... You got that right, Martha!" BarBrady answered back.

"Tell me about it, George?!" McDaniels replied which she has a naughty look had formed on her face at that moment.

To Be Continued