Chapter 5: A Plan of Action
Later that very same day which it was late afternoon; cut to the South Park Community Center where a very intense town wide neighborhood watch meeting is coming on right now which everyone was pissed with the out of the control swaggers and the latest crime wave that hits the streets of South Park which someone is going around and breaking into people's houses on the area of Avenue des Los Mexicanos…. On the stage where a long board room table was set out on the stage where sat the neighborhood watch board which it includes Randy Marsh as the group's president, Sheila Broflovski as vice President, Linda Stotch is the treasurer and an older woman named Gwen Prescott who is the clerk and Mr. Slave is the secretary… That Mayor McDaniels and BarBrady were standing there by the wall and behind the seated furious crowd in the back and listening to everyone bitching about all stuff that is happening in their neighborhood right now which you all thought that she'll be on the board, because she hates Sheila and Gwen with a passion and don't want any more stressful hassle after attending to her mayoral duties all day long.
"Rabble….Rabble….Rabble!" The angry neighbors shouts which Randy was doing his best to calm everyone down while Mayor McDaniels was rolling her eyes and thanks her blessings that she isn't the one up there right now.
"Uh, okay… Everybody please calm down right now that I'm know you all extremely upset about the break ins that is happening in our nice and quiet neighborhood." Randy said which he has the mic in his hand while looking out in the crowd of people at that moment.
"Thank God that I'm not on there right now, George?!" McDaniels whispering lowly in BarBrady's ear that no one can hears her complaining right now.
"Oh, come on, Randy that you know that our police force is fucking useless with anything around here?!" Skeeter said while he stands up from his seat and the mayor gives BarBrady a clearly seen dirty look which she is not amused to what she has just heard and had decides to take charge of the situation at that moment .
"Oh, just great that I've to do some damage control that because your idiots can't do your damn job around here again?!" McDaniels snarls lowly as she pushes BarBrady out of her way and heads toward the stage right now.
"Why gosh… That she is very mad right now?!" BarBrady said as he looks at her walks away.
"Marsh, give your mic now!" McDaniels said when she reaches the stage which Randy quickly handles the mic over to her instantly that is when everyone had calm and quiet down when they saw her."That I'm personally on our police's asses right now about not doing their job again, people?!"
"Well, mayor….To me personally that it is not working with them at all?!" Gerald said in a very annoyed tone voice while he stood up from his chair.
"Yeah…..Rabble….Rabble….Rabble!" The angry crowd starts to chants angrily once again.
"Sitting here and chanting Rabble…Rabble…Rabble will not solved anything?!" McDaniels replied with a very annoyed tone voice that she know that she should had gone home for the night, instead of listening to these idiots rabbling over stupid shit.
Meanwhile outside of the community center inside the basketball court that was behind the building where the boys are playing a game of cops vs. robbers which the boys are the cops that they are dressed in their junior detectives 's costumes and Craig and those guys are the robbers dressed in black clothes and ski masks right now.
"You are under arrest you assholes for robbing the South park Bank!" Cartman shouts while he hides up by the building wall which he using a squirt gun as his weapon.
"Oh, fuck off, Det. Cartman!" Craig said which he flips Cartman off at that moment.
"You will respect mah authoritah, Gawd damnit!" Cartman shout back at him in great anger.
"Hey….Cartman, can we arrest them now!" Kyle said which he looks very annoyed.
"Oh, fuck off; you damned dirty daywalker Jew from Jersey!" Cartman shows his anger which Kyle was standing there along with gritting his teeth and has his fists clenched down at his side.
"What did I say about belittling my people, fat ass!?" Kyle said in an angry voice.
"Well, bring it on, brah!" Cartman replied in a mocking way that is when Kyle had sucka punches him in the face hard which it had made him cry big time and sent him running to his mom at that moment. "I fucking hate you, Kahl…..Meem!"
"Wow…. You finally punches fat ass in his fat face which it made me so happy, can I buy your lunch tomorrow, Kyle!?" Craig said when he came over and pulls his mask off.
"Damn, Kyle you finally did it?! Stan said along with Kenny who is laughing his ass off at Cartman's misfortune right now.
Well, he is an asshole which he deserved it big time?!" Clyde said.
"So, Token that you owe me 40 dollars now?!" Craig said.
"Here you go, Craig?!" Token said which he eagerly handles two 20 bucks to him at that moment.
"Why thank you my good man?!" Craig replied.
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A Few hours later….. Cut back at the Police station inside BarBrady's office where a meeting is taking a place between the three high-ranking officers with the mayor who is ripping them a brand new ass, after she was hounded by a very angry neighborhood watch group members after their home got broken into which Yates is thinking about sending someone undercover right now.
"You damned idiots are making me look bad tonight during the citywide neighborhood watch meeting, because you can't respond to a couple of break in calls at all!" McDaniels said which she looks very pissed right now when she looks at those three idiotic top ranking officers as she walks toward the office's window to look out to see the town.
"Mayor, we have a clear hunch on who is behind the theft which it could be that little swag loving punk Wayne D and his goons?!" Yates said.
"So, what is the deal for not going out to catch these ass clowns in the act, Harrison?!" McDaniels replied which she quickly turns around to shoot a dark glare.
"That we are thinking about we are sending one of our officers as an undercover into Wayne's gang the Mountain side Boyz to lure them into a trap." Dawson added.
"So, you who are planning to send in as the undercover, Tom?!" McDaniels asked which she looks at BarBrady who has a very dumbfounded look had formed on his face.
"Your son, Officer Alexander McDaniels, mayor… That is because he is still in his twenties to catch them off guard?!" Dawson added more to the plan.
"Do you guys know that Alexander fucking hates swaggers and rap music with a passion?" McDaniels said in a very dumbfounded tone voice and BarBrady feels kinda of left out to the plan that he knows his son too well which it will goes not down too good at all. That is when Alex came walking in there which he was dressed in swag gear and looks pissed too.
"Ah, Mother and Chief…. Why the hell that I'm doing this fucktard plan for which I'm greatly despite the swag movement with a fucking passion." Alex snarls angrily at everyone who was standing there before him.
"Stop whimpering and take one for the team, Alex." BarBrady said which he looks very annoyed at his only son that he shares with the mayor while she was standing next to him.
"God, I look like that bitch Justin Bieber for God's sake?!" Alex said which he had thought about Yates' undercover stunt as Yolanda, the blond hair prostitute who had taken every johns and pimps in town that grosses everyone on the force out which that little disturbed scene had made him sick to his stomach."Can I take my fucking gun with me then?"
"Yes… You can, Officer McDaniels that the reason we need you to go undercover for that we can find our stolen equipment and other people have stolen property which your lovely mother can get off our backs?" Yates said that his comment that made her raise her brows angrily at him which he knows that will get under her skin big time.
"Hey…. I'm still fucking standing there you fucking idiots...Well, that is it, I'm coming home for the rest of the night if anything had happens, calls me?!" McDaniels said in a tired voice while she was walking out of the room and heads for home, plus she was texting to BarBrady at that moment.
"Well, I'm better go home too, which the wife just text me so, goodbye?!" BarBrady said after he put his blackberry curve away and walk out too.
To Be Continued
Author's notes: Now on to the grand finale to this story…..
