JESSIE! Why didn't you tell me you were updating?! xP

But anyway, Hello everyone! Welcome back! How's everyone's day? :D

Last time we met, Herbert and Sesian questioned the Pizza Chef, and Herbert called Lake Blue to the stand. Oh no...haaaalp! Will I live? I hope so! xD Enjoy!


Jessie and all the other penguins turned to Lake Blue as she slowly got up and walked up to the witness stand. All of her classmates stared at her in surprise.
Sitting down and resting her beak on her flipper, she stared up at the polar bear, who loomed over her.
"So tell me what happened." He ordered.
Lake Blue rolled her eyes. "I was in algebra class trying to beat John and Snah in the math problems. Then I heard my phone and Jessie's going off. So we had to excuse ourselves so we could pick it up. When we went outside, we picked up our phones and answered the call. Jessie listened in on her phone, because apparently Klutzy was calling her at the same time. You asked me if there was a court or not, so I just said of course there was."
"So why did you answer the phone? Was there something important about it?" Herbert asked slyly. Lake Blue frowned a little as she saw the game Herbert was playing at.
"If you're saying why I picked it up, it was because it might have been something important. I get a lot of important calls regarding conferences, job opportunities, and the like." A small smile appeared at the corner of her beak after she said it.
"So are you saying I'm not important," Herbert asked slightly aggravated.
"Well, you're only important when you're kind of creating chaos throughout the entire island of club penguin."
"See, that basically proves that I don't do anything wrong. The only times I would actually cause trouble was so i could conquer club penguin. You know what, disregard the last part," said Herbert.
"What part, the part about you conquering the island or you didn't do anything the wrong," asked Jade
"The conquering the island part," said Herbert. "And I'm done."
"Sesian, you may cross examine, if there's really a point to," said Greenbat as Sesian approached the stand.
"So, Lake Blue, you're an EPF agent, correct," asked Sesian.
"Yes, you know that. You were actually in the classroom when that happened. You and Tappat were trying to annoy Greenbat," said Lake Blue.
"Anyway, Herbert always create trouble around the island, am i correct?"
"Yes, like that one time he did Operation Hot Sauce, or that other time of Operation Puffle, or the other time where he exploded the PSA or that other time where he created Operation Black-"
"OBJECTION," shouted Herbert. "That's not relevant! We're talking about stolen pizzas! My previous missions are not relevant. Save that for another trial!"
"Anyway," Sesian began, disregarding Herbert's comments. "Herbert always causes trouble right?"
"Yes." Lake Blue nodded. "He has attacked the island about 13 times within three years."
"And how about Klutzy?"
"Hmm, not too sure about that, since Klutzy is Herbert's sidekick. But I'm pretty sure most of the plans are Herbert's."
"i rest my case," said Sesian making his way towards his seat.
"You may retire from the stand, Lake Blue," said Greenbat. "By the way, Stop eating cats"
"Are there any other witnesses?"
"No," said Sesian.
"Nope," said Herbert.
"Alright,jury, you can make your-," began Greenbat before being interrupted.
"WAIT! I just realized something," exclaimed Herbert.
"What?!"
"I have a camera in the lair," said Herbert.
"You do," asked Sesian and Klutzy.
"Yeah," said Herbert as he rolled out the TV.
"Exactly where did you get the video camera," asked Klutzy.
"Well, you see, i stole it from the EPF, but that's not important," said Herbert.
"Do i write this whole thing down," Jade whispered over to John.
"YES," said John a little bit too loud.
"Yes what," asked Greenbat.
"Nothing," said John looking down at the ground.
"Wait," Jessie whispered over to Lake Blue. "How did Herbert steal a camera from us without us knowing?"
"I don't know," shrugged Lake Blue.
Herbert took out a remote and said, "By pressing this button, you would clearly see what had happened that whole time."
"How come you tell us you had a camera the whole time now," asked Sesian.
"Well, i forgot. You see, I never had a camera at my hideout before," said Herbert before pressing the button.
Once he pressed the button... nothing happened. Herbert looked at the remote, angrily, as if he was mentally trying to command it to turn the television on. He pressed the button repeatedly until he realized something.
"Herbert stop wasting our time if the button is working," said Greenbat.
"Well," said Herbert, sheepishly. "The button does work, except i don't have a button that would connect the camera to the television since i never created a button for the camera anyway."
"So what does that button do," asked Sesian.
"Well, you see... it opens my garage," said Herbert, slightly embarrassed
"Why would you even have a button for that? We don't even have a garage!" Klutzy muttered.
"Wait! What was that? Speak louder, you're too quiet!" Jade interrupted, looking up at the crab. Herbert, thinking that Jade was talking to him, marched over in front of him, placed his paws on his table, and yelled, "IS THIS LOUD ENOUGH?!"
"You're too loud. Be quiet." He said, still writing down what everyone was saying.
Herbert huffed before returning to his seat.
"So Herbert are you sure you can't access the camera in any other way?" Greenbat asked, ignoring the previous outburst.
"No, I don't have the button." He shook his head.
"Objection!" Sesian called, "Couldn't someone go and get the physical camera itself?"
Greenbat nodded. "That would be fine."
"I'll go!" Herbert raised his paw, getting up from his chair and making a dash for the exit.
"Herbert! Get back in the court immediately!" Greenbat was yelling and banging his gavel yet again. But Herbert took no notice and continued running. He was about to reach the door where he was ready to push the door open. But as he slammed his body weight against the door, he realized it was yet another pull door and consequently ran right into the door.
Having been knocked out cold, he fell backwards into the floor.
Everyone in the courtroom got up and looked at the polar bear who has passed out on the floor. Greenbat banged his gavel again and shouted, "Everyone please sit down! We'll have another 10 minutes recess!"
Greenbat got up and walked into a separate room with Klutzy following him.
"So... what do we do about Herbert," asked Jessie.
"Wake him up," said Sesian as he came over with a bucket of water. "Can one of you bring the camera over from Herbert's place?"
"Sure, why not," said Lake Blue as she watched Sesian throw the whole bucket of water on Herbert.
After Lake Blue left for the camera, some court officers came and fenced off the audience. The siren of an ambulance was heard as some penguins dressed in white and red ran in and pulled Herbert on a temporary bed. They checked his pulse and head to make sure he didn't have a concussion.
"He's perfectly fine, he'll just take a little while to wake up." One of the penguins told Sesian.
"Alright, thanks." Sesian nodded, and the emergency penguins left. The court officers remained, preventing the penguins from moving in.
"How long do you think it'll take?" Jessie asked Sesian.
"With Herbert's brain that soft, he probably will wake up in three...two...one..." Klutzy began, and right on cue, Herbert's eyes started to open.
"What happened?" Herbert groaned, sitting up and rubbing his forehead. "Who are you?" He pointed to Klutzy, who gave a questioning look. "You look familiar, but I don't know you." He mused.
"I'm your sidekick, Klutzy," said Klutzy.
"Oh yeah, now i remember," said Herbert. "You ate the last slice of vegetarian pizza!"
"No i didn't," said Klutzy.
"Stop lying," said Herbert while sitting up. "We all know that you always lie."
"Why won't you stop lying," retorted Klutzy.
The two of them continued arguing until Greenbat marched right into the middle of their argument.
"Both of you stop arguing! We'll figure this out soon! Everyone sit back down," said Greenbat.
Everyone headed back to their seats when Lake Blue came back in with the camera. She went up to Greenbat and told him that she brought the camera. She placed the camera on the witness stand and head back to her seat.
"The court is now resuming," declared John.
"Herbert, please show us what happened on the camera," said Greenbat.
"Alright," said Herbert who grabbed the camera and unsuccessfully trying to hook it up to the television.
"Oh yeah," muttered Herbert as he turned to face the judge.
"Mr. Judge, I just realized something."
"What?"
"Actually two things. One, the camera wasn't on and Two, i never hooked the camera up. I just had it lying on my table. I knew that i had to do something before eating the pizza."
"So what you are saying is that the camera can't show anything that had happened?"
"Yup," said Herbert.
John, once again, face-flippered.
"Sesian, do you have any more witnesses?" Greenbat asked.
"None sir." He answered affirmatively.
"What abut you Herbert?"
"Huh? Oh nope." Herbert answered.
"Anyone else who would like to speak?" Greenbat called. There was a silenced echo in the court.
"Very well then." Greenbat continued, "The jury has five minutes to reach a verdict, and-"
"WAIT JUDGE!" A familiar voice interrupted from the jury. Everyone turned to see Rookie, the goofy green penguin, standing up.


Rookie? What do you have to say?

I just realised that there will be one last chapter before this story ends! Spoiler! :D And I just realised that we have to write the bloopers! Oh boy... :D

Hope you enjoyed! We will see you next time! Until then, have a great day!