Hi everyone! Welcome back to A Pizzaing Case! We proudly present to you the bloopers that we spent a few weeks on! We really think you'll all really enjoy it! WARNING, some of them are weird xD

Also, i know this happened nearly a week ago, but we got our High School Letters back, and all of us got into a Specialized High School! YAAAAAY! Jessie and Moonhunter got into Stuyvesant, and Mewcat and I got into Bronx Science! So HAPPY! :D


"I'll get the camera!" Herbert jumped up from his seat and dashed towards the wooden double doors. As the jury stared after him in surprise, he continued sprinting with what little energy he had towards the exit.

He ran to the doors and upon impact, he crashed through the doors, knocking them open. Not expecting this, he continued running and crashed into the vending machine that was outside the courtroom.

Stumbling back, he turned to look up at Greenbat.

"Were the doors supposed to be unlocked?" He asked, a little dazed from the accident with the vending machine.

"Uhh..." Greenbat trailed off and turned to Jade. "Jade, weren't you supposed to close and lock the doors?"

Jade paused for a moment, then answered indignantly, "How was I supposed to remember that?! I can't even spell vegetarian!"

"Ugh..." Greenbat faceflippered, "Must I do everything myself?!"

"I have the answer!" Herbert declared, and shuffled to the doors, and locked them. Then, he took a few steps back, and crashed himself into the doors.

"Are we good?" He asked, stumbling around while clutching his head.

"That was a good shot, but our cameras weren't ready." Greenbat shrugged, gesturing to the video camera-penguins stationed around the set.

"Aww..." Herbert groaned.


The chattering in the room grew exponentially as Herbert sat back down. Greenbat, taking his cue, started to yell, "ORDER IN THE COURT!"

When the voices didn't die down, he lifted his gavel and began to bang his head with it, cringing every time it hit him.

"CUT!" Shouted the movie director, "Greenbat, you're not supposed to smack the gavel against your head!"

"Ohh..." Greenbat nodded, "Maybe THAT'S why I got a concussion last time..."

"You're supposed to hit the table with it!" The movie director continued.

"But that's so mean..." Rookie commented, "What did the table ever do to you?!"


"We will now have a ten minute break." Greenbat declared, getting up and leaving the room.

There was an awkward pause as nobody said a word.

All of a sudden, Herbert began to sing. "Da na na na! Da na na na! I'm Herbert P Bear! The greatest evil genius ever! I am smarter than the blue penguin known as Gary the Garbage Guy! Da na na na! Da na na... Hm, I'm running out of lyric ideas, so... I like foooooooooo-."

"STOP SINGING!" Greenbat yelled, yanking the door open. "YOU HAVE THE WORST SINGING IN ALL OF CLUB PENGUIN!"

"Hm..." Herbert pondered, "That's a great idea!"

Then he began singing once again, "Da na na na! Da na na na! I have the most terrible singing ever on Club Penguin! Thank you very much Green dude guy for telling me! I'm so happy that in going to sing! Oh wait, I'm already singing! Da na na na!"


"Where's my dressing room?" Herbert demanded, "I asked for pink jelly beans, not light red!"

Everybody was starting to get a headache from Herbert's constant demands and commands and complaints.

"If you want your dressing room, here it is." John said, showing him to his 'dressing room', aka a janitor's closet.

"Finally, some decent help around here!" Herbert threw his arms up in the air as he entered the room.

"It's a really small dressing room, isn't it?" He asked, looking around.

"It maybe for you, but that's because you are too fat."

"You should stop those insults." Herbert chastised, "And where are my pink jelly bea-" he was cut off by John, who slammed the door shut on him.

"Rude." Herbert muttered, as he looked around the room. Then, he spotted a jar of a white cream on the topmost shelf.

"Ooh, facial cream." His eyes sparkled as he reached for the jar. Opening the lid, he took a quick smell.

"Smells weird." Herbert noted, "But as long as it will make me pretty, anything's fine." He then began to apply it onto his face. Then wanting to use it all, he poured it all over the rest of his body.

Just as he finished up his 'makeover', Tappat knocked on the door, then yanked it open, whilst staring at him strangely.

"What? Are you jealous of my beauty?" Herbert retorted.

"You're the same color as me!" Tappat exclaimed, referring to his green feathers.

"What do you mean, I'm green?! Racist..." He then looked down to find that he was indeed entirely green.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" Herbert yelled, flinging his arms around and running out the janitors closet and into the courtroom.

"HELP ME!" Herbert yelled, running over to Greenbat.

"Hey Herbert." Greenbat nodded, "Nice choice of fur color. It looks good... Not. Only I look good in green." Then he sees Tappat, and frowned. "Tappat, change your color immediately!" Tappat then exited the room to change his feather color.

"As for you." Greenbat continued, glaring down at Herbert. "You need to be white." (Racist... XD)

"No duh, I'm a polar bear." Herbert retorted.

"Lets paint you white!" John declared excitedly, holding up a can of arctic white paint.

"Noooooooo..." Herbert groaned as they applied the paint, "When will this wear off?"

"Oh, in about...a hundred years." Snah said.

"Nooooooooooooo!"


"We will take another ten minute recess while Herbert recovers from his concussion or whatever." Greenbat ordered, walking out the room with Klutzy behind him.

Immediately after he leaves, Herbert opens his eyes and jumps up.

"Ow!" He yelled, rubbing his back, "I hurt my back!"

"Herbert!" Jessie yelled, "So were you not actually unconscious?"

Herbert stared at her for a second in a confused fashion. "What does unconscious mean?"

Lake Blue face palmed. "Okay, so what was your reason for faking your black out?" She interrogated.

"To do this." Herbert declared, pulling out a stereo and blasting Herbert Style very loudly.

Everyone immediately put their flippers on their ears to mute the song while Herbert got on top of the judge's table.

"Penguins and Klutzy of the court," he shouted at the top of his lungs. "It's time for a... drumroll please... CONGA LINE!"

Herbert jumped off the table and immediately started a conga line with Tappat right behind him. Behind Tappat was a few more of their classmates and the majority of the penguin that watched the court.

Greenbat marched right back into the room to find his courtroom in complete chaos.

"HEY," he shouted before turning off the stereo. "Why did you have a conga line without me?"

"Umm... Blame Herbert," shouted Tappat as he sat down.

"Umm... Conga line," asked Herbert hoping that Greenbat wouldn't be mad.

"Can I join?" Greenbat asked excitedly. Herbert blinked at him in surprise a few times before nodded happily and said, "Sure! CONGA LINE!"

Sesian blasted the music once again and they joined together in a conga line. Everyone began to dance joyfully and skip across the courtroom.

Suddenly, the fiesta was interrupted when the door flew open.

Immediately, real chaos took place as a loud siren blasted over the music and an ambulance drove into the room at full speed. Before it was able to skid to a halt, it slid across the waxed floors and crashed into Herbert right at the stomach. He was knocked ten feet away as he blacked out.

"We got a call that there was a unconscious polar bear," said one of the doctors coming out of the ambulance.

"Aww..." groaned Greenbat. "We were in a middle of a conga line!"

Klutzy led the doctors towards Herbert who was currently knocked out.

"Hmm...," the doctor said as he observed Herbert. "Well, he's very fat from my observations."

Suddenly, Herbert sat up and glared at the doctor. "HEY! I'm not fat!" He yelled, before lying back down and back to being in the state of unconsciousness.

The doctor and Greenbat exchanged glances before looking at the director. "Umm...cut?"


Jade and John were hanging out at the corner of the pizza parlour after school. They didn't feel like doing their homework just yet, so they shuffled around kicking soda cans

"You go first." John insisted.

"No way I'm going in there when the teachers pets are in there!" Jade retorted, gesturing to Lake Blue, Jessie, and Mewcat, who were currently serving customers.

"But we need money!" John protested.

Suddenly, a police officer approaches them. He glances around him for a few moments before turning to them.

"Didn't you penguins see the sign," said the police officer as he pointing to the 'NO LOITERING' sign.

"Well...," said Jade before squinting to look at the sign. "There was a sign there?"

"You need to get your eyes checked," said the police officer. "And No Loitering."

"HA! The Joke's on you since i don't know what loitering means," retorted Jade.

The Policeman sighed before explaining what loitering meant. While he was explaining, John and Jade glanced to the side and saw the no loitering sign.

"Oh, there's the sign," said John.

"And now for breaking the law you must do community service." The officer declared. "We have a court case coming up, and you must attend and serve the court for that case. Now the case will be about-"

"Are we getting paid?" Jade and John both interrupted. The officer paused and glanced at them, puzzled.

"What?" He asked.

"Are we getting paid? We'll do anything as long as we are paid!" John insisted.

"Yah, we're broke." Jade nodded. The police officer considered this for a moment.

"Sure why not," shrugged the police. "And maybe while you're at it, you can do my laundry and walk my puffle."

"Are we getting paid?"

"Yes."

"Alright pay us," said Jade putting his flipper out.

"I'll pay you after you do all the work," said the police officer. Jade and John, having no better option, agreed.

After the court case, Jade and John met up with the police officer once more. With their flippers outstretched, the officer placed a bag of coins in each of their flippers.

"Thanks for your work." He smiled, and walked away.

Jade and John looked at each other and beamed. "YAAAAAAY! We're not broke anymore!" John cheered.

"Let's go buy ice cream," cheered Jade as they ran to the nearest ice cream shop and spending all their money and was once again, broke.


So this is Part One of our little segment of Bloopers! We really hope you liked it! We had so much fun writing them! :D

That's all for today, on behalf of both of us, i wish you a GREAT day! :D