Welcome back everyone! This is the second part of the bloopers! We hope you enjoyed the first one! :D

I got the idea of naming the individual stories from Jessie, so you might see some individual names. ;) Enjoy!


DNS- Deoxyribonucleic Snah (DON'T TAKE MY IDEA JESSIE)

"You see, by pressing this button. The projector would project onto the screen and therefore showing what exactly happened," explained Herbert.

"Yes, we know how buttons work," replied Greenbat.

Herbert took out his remote and pressed the button. When nothing happened for a few moments, Herbert looked down to see that the camera was not plugged in to the projector.

"Oops." He sheepishly smiled, plugging in the cable and setting the camera down beside the projector. "Second try!" He declared, pressing the button once more.

This time, a fuzzy video showed onscreen. "Yaay!" Herbert cheered, as the video began playing.

"Herbert," began Greenbat. "We can't see anything."

"Hmm...," pondered Herbert before examining the screen. He looked carefully at the screen before banging it hoping that it would work.

"Is it working now," he asked.

"No," the whole entire courtroom said.

"Then there must be something wrong with the projecto-..." Herbert trailed off as he looked down at the camera and the projector. Or, what's left of it.

Snah was standing next to the projector with an innocent look on his face. A greenish goo was on top of the projector. Quiet sizzles and clinking was heard as the good made its way down the projector.

"What did you do," yelled Herbert panicking.

"Well, i found this jar in the janitor's closet and it looked like nuclear acid, but i wasn't sure and this seemed it was the perfect time to test it," Snah responded.

"But I was just going to prove that Klutzy ate the last slice," whined Herbert.

"Well, i didn't eat it," clicked Klutzy.

"You did too," Herbert retorted.

They were interrupted as the projector and the camera were both disintegrated by the nuclear acid with one final crack and fizzle.

"Noooo..." Herbert groaned, staring at the empty space sadly. He then looked up angrily at Snah, who indifferently stared at him back.

"HOW DARE YOU!" He yelled, breaking into a sprint as he chased Snah, who instantly ran around the room, avoiding his clumsy shuffles. He dropped assorted objects from a Rubik's cube to a beaker of hydrochloric acid as he ran, all of which temporarily delayed Herbert's sprint.

"Whoa," yelled Herbert as he fell onto the ground.

"How did you fall," asked John.

"Yeah it must take real talent to trip on a flat surface," chuckled Jade while receiving a glare from Herbert.

Herbert got back up and continued running after Snah. Snah who was like on the other side of the court room found another jar of nuclear acid and poured it on the floor before being cornered by Herbert.

"HA! I GOT YOU NOW," Herbert said while Snah backed up into the corner. Herbert took one step and the whole floor crumbled into pieces and Herbert fell into the hole.

Snah looked at everyone in the room, who were staring at him. "What? He fell in the hole himself." He shrugged.


I SAID DONT!

"Let's take a 10 minute recess," declared Greenbat as he banged his gavel.

"Can we go outside," asked Rookie.

"No! You may not go outside and you shall not speak of the case," said Greenbat as he exited the room.

Immediately after the bang of the door shutting was heard, Lake Blue and Jessie turned to each other.

"Who do you think will win?" Lake Blue asked. Many other groups in the courtroom asked the exact same question, and the room soon filled with with the loud chatter of all the penguins talking about the court case. Jade and John were taking about it, Snah and FireT were talking about it, even Rookie and Gary were talking about it!

Suddenly, the door flung open and in the door way stood Greenbat. With an annoyed look, he yelled, "I said DON'T speak of the case!"


The Two Jidiots

"Objection!" Herbert yelled once again, standing up and smacking his paw on the table.

"What now? You're never smart enough to say anything intelligent." Greenbat retorted.

Herbert scowled at him and said, "I am a genius, and I'll prove it." Herbert got up and walked over to Sesian.

"What are you doing," Sesian asked while Herbert reached over and took his glasses and put it on.

"Ha! Take that judge," said Herbert

"Um... Herbert turn around," said Greenbat. "Why?" Herbert asked, readjusting Sesian's glasses. Then when he was ready, he turned 180 degrees.

"WOAH! These are disorienting!" He yelled as the courtroom spun around in his glasses. "And blurry!" He added, holding his paws in front of him to get his bearing on the blurry terrain. (Haha, see what we did there? Bearing? xD)

"See? I'm smart! Glasses DO make you smarter!" He declared proudly, until he tripped on the edge of his box. "OW!"

He clutched his foot, blindly hopping around. All of a sudden, Sesian rose from his seat to confront Herbert about stealing his glasses, but because he had glasses in the first place, he was practically blind without them.

"Where are you," asked Sesian putting his flippers in front of him so he could feel his way through, but like Herbert he kept bumping into the tables and chairs that were near him.

"Ha! I'm so smart," said Herbert as he danced around the courtroom. After a few more moments of taunting, Sesian tripped over the edge of his seat and bumped into the wall.

"HA!" Herbert jeered, laughing at him, before turning and crashing his face onto the wall himself, right opposite of Sesian.

"Don't you think you've played enough?" Greenbat questioned, a stern look on his face.


A Delusional Movie

Herbert was sitting in his lair like any other day plotting to take over club penguin once again until he heard a knock on the door.

"Klutzy! Get the door," he yelled. Klutzy scuttled over to the door and he saw a penguin at the door.

"It's for you," called Klutzy. Herbert lazily stood up and dragged himself towards the door.

He gave the penguin a suspicious look before saying, "If you are an EPF agent i did not cause operation black out."

"I'm not an EPF agent," said the penguin.

"Oh, well forget what i just said," said Herbert.

"I just want to tell you if you and your crab friend are interested in the movie that I'm mak-."

"You're making a movie," asked Herbert excitingly. "...About ME?! Wow, I never knew that so many of you puny penguins were actually interested in my life story! Believe me, it is a rather genius story..."

"That's not what I was sayi-"

"...I am one of the greatest evil geniuses ever! And now you're making a movie about me!"

"So vain." Klutzy retorted to the penguin as Herbert followed the to the set, completely oblivious that the movie was not actually about him.

A Couple Days Into The Movie...

"Hey, Herbert! You read the script yet," asked Klutzy holding up the script that was given to everyone on set.

"I don't need a script for my success," said Herbert.

"Herbert," began the director as he was walking over to him. "When you are in court, act really dumb okay?"

"Wait a minute," said Herbert, eyeing them suspiciously. "Why are we filming at a jail? For my fame and glory, it should be filmed at a royal palace built especially for me. I demand it!"

"First of all, it's a courthouse." The Director corrected, "Second of all, we are not filming you! you will never be important enough to ever have a movie about you!"

Herbert ignored his words and just continued with the shots, all the while still thinking that he was the star of the movie. After the movie was complete, Herbert sat down to watch the whole thing. When he saw the title, he turned his head in confusion.

"A Pizzaing Case? What kind of a name is that?! It should be "Herbert's Amazing Life Story"!" He blurted out.

"Maybe because this was not about you," yelled the Director, but Herbert once again ignored at him before grabbing a bull horn.

"Attention penguins," he yelled. "We must re-film this whole movie again and change everything! You are all disappointments! You should all be fired and NOT PAID!"

"WHAT," yelled Jade.

"You promised me that we would get paid," complained John

"Ignore him, the movie's perfect." The director said, waving Herbert off. Klutzy scuttled to Herbert and dragged him out the room.

A few minutes later, they returned to the room, Herbert having a very disappointed face.

"So...this wasn't a movie about me?" He asked sadly, looking at the penguins with hopeful eyes.

"Ehhh, no." The Director shrugged, "Sorry."


Grey Jades Are Late

Jade was late. After getting up half an hour after his alarm clock rang, he rushed a bowl of cereal and bolted out the door, fixing his tie as he ran.

Ignoring all the screams from people telling him to watch out, he ran as quickly as his feet could take him. However, he was oblivious to the painters, who was currently painting the walls of the new puffle hotel.

Narrowly missing the ladder, but he crashed into their buckets of paint situated around it. He tripped and fell on the snowy ground. As he was about to get up, a large bucket of grey undercoat flew up into the air and landed right on his head. The paint trickled down his feathers, coloring them grey.

"I'm going to be late even more," he complained before sprinting to the set.

Once he got to the set, he shouted, "I'm here! And I was not late!"

Rookie walked by Jade, took another glance and stood right in front of him excitingly.

"What do you want," asked Jade, slightly freaked out.

"Are you Sensei," asked Rookie excitingly

"No," replied Jade.

Rookie paused for a moment before asking, "Are you Santa?"

"No." Jade answered, giving him a weird look.

"Are you the random hobo penguin down the street?"

"N-... Wait...," pondered Jade before finally saying. "Yes!"

A few snickers and chuckles from the jury and audience, including his classmates, Lake Blue, and Jessie.

"Cut!" The movie director yelled, "Jade go wash yourself. This is unacceptable!"


The Legend of The Disappearing and Reappearing Ink

Everyone on set was running around getting to their seats for the scene. Greenbat ran up to his judge's table while all the jurors sat in the jury. "WAIT," shouted Jade causing everyone to freeze.

"What?"

"I need a pencil."

"You're holding one," said Tappat.

"This is broken," retorted Jade.

"No it's not."

"Yes it is. See?" He held up the pencil that had been snapped in half at the center.

"Travis killed it."

"What'd I do?!" Travis protested.

"Ugh, can't you penguins solve a conflict right?" Greenbat rolled his eyes as he turned to Herbert. "Go get Jade a new pencil."

Herbert's eyes widened and stared at him. "Why ME?! Why can't John the Janitor go?!" He whined. John scowled at him.

"Go! Or we won't shoot that movie about you!"

"Okay..." Herbert pouted and shuffled backstage.

Moments later, a loud, high-pitched scream echoed from backstage. All the actors ran over to see what had happened. They saw Herbert looking at the set with fear and when they turned to face the wall, they found the wall he was looking at was graffitied...

"What happened here," asked the director.

"I don't know," said Herbert. "I was innocently walking by until i found this wall all messed up. Now this won't be the movie i always wanted!"

"Cool," shouted Tappat. "It's a mystery behind the scenes of a mystery movie!"

"Who graffitied this set? This is the courtroom set! The most important scene!" Greenbat demanded.

"I knew there was something weird when we had the backdrop of the meadow..." Herbert muttered, staring back on stage, which had the jury boxes and a meadow background.

"WHO GRAFFITIED THE SET?!" The Movie Director yelled through his megaphone, walking backstage towards them.

"I don't know!" Herbert yelled indignantly, "Why are you looking at me?!"

"It has a picture of you on it with a moustache." The director pointed out, pointing to the mural on the wall.

"Why would I draw myself with a mustache? Mustaches are ugly." Herbert retorted.

"Let's call the professionals to figure this out," said the director beginning to dial the EPF.

"Hello? Mr. the Director," called Herbert. "The Enchilada Potato Factories are here!"

"Where are the enchiladas," shouted Rookie excitingly.

"Oh... well, then. You and you," the director shouted pointing at Herbert and John. "You two help clean this up!"

"Aww, why?" Herbert and John groaned in unison.

"Go." The director said, pointing to a bucket and a mop sitting in the corner. "Jade, go fetch Jessie and Lake Blue." Jade nodded and went back onstage, returning a minute later with a giggling Lake Blue and Jessie.

When they finally calmed down, they turned to see the rest of the actors, staring with their mouth agape at the wall.

"What happened here?" Lake Blue asked, still occasionally chuckling.

"What's so interesting about the wall?" Jessie asked, waddling next to them and also stared at the wall before the two burst into fits of giggles again.

"T-the g-graffiti..." Herbert stuttered in amazement and shock, "It disappeared!"

"What do you mean it disappeared?" Lake Blue questioned, chuckling.

Herbert angrily turned around at them and glared at them. "It's not FUNNY! There was graffiti on the wall that painted a picture of me with an ugly mustache and then the movie director thingy guy penguin called the Elephant Piranha Fish and ordered us to clean the wall and then it just disappeared!"

"Are you sure you're not imagining it, Herbert," asked Jessie.

"I'm positive that i saw a picture of me with an ugly mustache!" Lake Blue and Jessie rolled their eyes and waddled up to the wall and inspected it closely. They felt the surface of the wall before turning around and looking at the movie director.

"You've been tricked. It's invisible paint." They explained.

"So does that mean that there never was a picture of me?" Herbert gasped.

"No. It's just invisible." Lake Blue smiled.

"We can continue with the scenes, it won't bother us." Jessie nodded.

"ALRIGHT PENGUINS! BACK TO YOUR POSITIONS!" The movie director yelled in his megaphone, causing Herbert and Klutzy to jump, since they were right next to it.

"OBJECTION!" Herbert yelled. "You specifically said it was because I was a polar bear!"

It had been an hour since the incident. The acts were continuing as normal, and Herbert was reciting his best part. However, as he ranted, a white blob began to form on one wall of the courtroom. It soon formed the shape of a polar bear with a moustache, which soon revealed the graffitied mural from earlier.

"You penguins are discriminating me because- AAAAAAAAHHH!" Herbert squealed loudly as he noticed the mural and bolted out the door.

The actors glanced at each other. "Cut?"


Well, that last one was a little...weird xD

But yeah! we hope you enjoyed! There's one more segment of bloopers, and it's probably going to be the lengthiest ounce out of all of them. :) So look forward to that. :D

Thats all for today, hope you enjoyed! Have a great day!