Plastic Pizzas
CUT," shouted the director. "Time for a lunch break!"
"YAY," cheered Rookie as he ran to the cafeteria.
"I'll only eat, if we have seaweed pizza," declared Herbert.
"You know there is no seaweed pizza right," Jade asked Herbert.
"Don't take this movie seriously penguin. Of course there is seaweed pizza," said Herbert as he walked away from Jade.
Herbert was on his way to the cafeteria line, where a long line of penguins were queuing, when something caught his eye. Turning to his left, he saw a large box of pizza with green toppings.
"Seaweed pizza!" Herbert cheered, "I'm glad I didn't have to wait in that LONG line!" Sitting down at the table, he grabbed a slice. It was slightly cold and a little hard, but Herbert concluded that it was better than waiting forever for one single slice of pizza. Biting into the pizza, he chewed on it slowly. Klutzy scuttled up next to him with a slice of pepperoni pizza. He eyed the pizza suspiciously before glancing at Herbert.
"What?" Herbert asked, his mouth full of pizza.
"What are you eating?"
"Seaweed pizza, can't you see?"
Klutzy observed the rest of the pizza skeptically, until Herbert slapped him away from the pizza box.
"Get away from my pizza!" He growled.
"It doesn't look like pizza." Klutzy noted, and took a bite from his pizza.
"You're just jealous that you didn't get seaweed." Herbert retorted.
"Why should I be jealous? We get seaweed pizza EVERY. SINGLE. TIME!" Klutzy shrugged, emphasizing on the last part.
"There's seaweed pizza," shouted Jade excitingly running towards Herbert's direction.
"What seaweed pizza," asked Herbert innocently holding the box behind his back.
"You just said that you had pizza," said Jade. "I'm a vegetarian too.
"Hmm...," pondered Herbert, while Klutzy smacked the box out of Herbert's paws. "HEY!"
"Pizza," shouted Jade while bending down and picking a slice of pizza and putting it in his mouth. After he ate it, he immediately spit it back out.
"Blech! That's not pizza!"
"Of course it is," said Herbert. "It looks like pizza doesn't it?"
"Hey Jade," asked John as he walked over to Jade. "Have you seen that prop pizza that I put on this table a couple of minutes ago?"
"No, how does it look like," asked Jade.
"Well, it's a pizza box an-," began John before glancing at Herbert, who was slowly shuffling away from the pizza.
"I didn't eat any pizza." Herbert lied, looking innocently back at them.
"It's not about whether you eat it or-" John began, before he was interrupted by Herbert.
"Klutzy ate the pizza! I saw him!" Herbert shouted, pointing at Klutzy, who was picking up the box and placing it on the table.
"Dude, listen-"
"Why am I lying? I have nothing to fear! So what if I ate the pizza?"
"You know the pizza is a prop, right?" John asked, but his question went unheard as Herbert continued.
"No, it's your fault for leaving it on the table! Finders Keepers! Nya nya nya nya nya! You were too late! And now you must go back on line and queue for anoth-"
"WILL YOU BE QUIET AND LISTEN TO ME?!" John interrupted, shouting at the top of his lungs.
Herbert finally looked down at John, who angrily glared up at him. "What do you want, penguin?"
"That pizza that i left, it was a prop," John clearly stated.
"Yeah? So what?"
"Because it was a prop, it was not real," said John.
"I don't understand what you are saying."
Jade face-flippered himself before going right up to Herbert's face and shouting, "IT WAS PLASTIC! Even I understand That!"
"Wait, so i ate a plastic pizza?"
Jade and John glanced at each other before John said, "Well, pretty much... yeah."
"AAHHH," shouted Herbert. "I ate a plastic pizza!"
Locks and Newspapers
The actors were having their break time while the movie director went to buy pizza.
"So...Anyone able to open this lock?" Travis asked, swinging the greatly battered combination lock in the air.
"I can. I'm stronger than you puny penguins." Herbert boasted, taking the lock, cutting himself on a sharp edge of it. "Ow!" He yelped, dropping the lock on the floor as he clutched his paw.
"Pfft." Klutzy scoffed, going back to reading a book titled, "How to Deal With Idiots".
"Klutzy! Get me a band-aid," shouted Herbert showing the barely noticeable cut on his paw.
"Fine," sighed Klutzy as he went to get a band-aid.
"Look what you did," Herbert shouted at Travis. "You hurt an important actor."
"Uh, huh. Sure," said Travis while rolling his eyes.
Klutzy soon returned with the band-aid for Herbert's paw, who promptly wrapped it around his paw. "This will take like a YEAR to heal! Thanks a lot!" He growled to Travis, who shrugged.
"Hey! It's your fault that you weren't careful!" Greenbat yelled, defending Travis.
"Be quiet or I'll have you fired!" Herbert roared.
"Im the judge, what are you saying?" Greenbat rolled his eyes. Herbert, being easily ticked off, picked up the lock on the ground, and with one mighty hurl, threw it at Greenbat.
It hit him on the head and bounced off his back before falling on the floor. "Oww! Dude!" Greenbat yelled, clutching his head.
"Heeeyyyy, you fixed it!" Travis squealed as he pounced on his lock, which was now unlocked. "You're magic!"
Moments later, a crowd of penguins hustled in, some wearing cameras, others with notepads in their flippers. They snapped many pictures of Travis and Greenbat while bombarding them with questions.
Finally, they handed them each a copy of a paper and left as quickly as they entered. Travis and Greenbat grinned as they read the newspaper article.
"What's that?" Jade asked, waddling up next to them. Greenbat held out the paper for everyone to see: It was titled "Greenbat:The New Magical Lock Opener?"
"That is Awesome, "shouted Travis. "Hey! try opening this lock again!"
Travis picked up his now open lock, pushed it shut , and the it at Greenbat. The lock flew into Greenbat and it, once again, opened.
"That's so cool! You really are magic," shouted Travis.
"That wasn't cool at all, complained Greenbat. "That really hurt."
Herbert , who was standing in the corner jealous of all the attention that Greenbat was getting, went in front of Travis and said, "He's not the only one magical around here! I'm magical too!"
"Oh yeah?" Travis raised an eyebrow, "Prove it."
"Fine then. Bring it on!" Herbert yelled, standing tall. Travis locked his lock once again, swung it around his flipper a few times, before giving it a good throw towards Herbert.
The metal lock flew threw the air straight towards the fat polar bear, but narrowly missed him as Herbert yelped and ducked down at the last minute. The lock flew past his head and hit Greenbat on the beak.
"OW!" Greenbat yelled, rubbing his sore beak as he picked up the unlocked lock.
"You're such a scaredy-cat Herbert." Travis noted as he took the lock back. "I don't even throw that hard. Wait til you see Jade throwing stuff."
"HEY! I'm not a scaredy-cat! I just saw something on the ground and I wanted to see what it was." Herbert lied.
"Pfft, yeah right. You see with your eyes, you don't need to bend down to see it." Travis scoffed.
"Fine, do it again. This time have Jade throw it." Herbert ordered.
"Hey, I'd watch out if I were you." Lake Blue warned, "I got hit by Jade twice with a carrot: once in the eye and another in the foot. Trust me, it was not fun."
"Well, I'm not as weak as you!" Herbert stood his ground, unwilling to swallow his pride.
"Okay, suit yourself." Lake Blue shrugged, settling back in her chair to watch the whole thing.
"Alright, you ready?" Jade asked, taking the lock from Travis.
"Yes," said Herbert trying to not show his fear.
Jade threw the lock right into Herbert's face, but because Jade doesn't have such a great aim, it narrowly missed Herbert by two feet.
"What kind of throw was that," shouted Herbert.
"It was a good throw," said Jade proudly.
"Go again. I want to prove that I'm magical. You know what, because I'm so confident, all of you throw your locks at me." Herbert ordered, puffing his chest out proudly.
Herbert wasn't expecting many to have a lock, but he paled slightly when he saw FireT's entire backpack full of locks.
Cringing slightly, he stood his ground and said, "On the count of three. One...two...thr-AAAAAAAHHH!" He screamed as all the locks that were thrown by all the actors hit him, most on his back and face.
After all the pain subsided, he slowly straightened his back and looked around. All the locks had indeed been unlocked. "Ha! Take that! I am magical!" He boasted.
Right on cue, a crowd of newspaper reporters ran in. "There's Herbert!" They yelled.
"Yes, yes, I am the new magical lock opener. You all want to hear about my success?" Herbert sang proudly, recounting his experience.
Mid-sentence, the reporters ran out, leaving with him a copy of the newspaper. Herbert, still smug, peered down at the paper, only to gasp and drop the newspaper in anger and stomp on it a few times before storming out the room.
"What happened with him?" Greenbat asked before bending over to pick up the paper and read it. He burst out laughing after reading the title. Holding it up for everyone to see, the front headlines was, "Herbert: The Idiot Who Wants Locks Thrown At Him".
Stare!
"Lunch break," called the director as a group of penguins followed him into the cafeteria.
"Food," cheered Rookie as he stormed into the cafeteria.
"Finally! I'm famished," said Herbert, running over and sitting down at the end of the table.
"Go get my pizza." He ordered to Klutzy, who scowled and scuttled on line.
While Herbert relaxed in his chair, Snah took a seat across from him. He set his plate of pizza and fries down on the table as he opened his carton of milk and began eating.
Herbert watched him intently as he chewed on his food, staring at something in the distance.
After a few moments, he realized that Herbert was staring at him so he stopped eating and glanced at Herbert.
Herbert kept staring at him until he finally realized that Snah had realized that he saw him watching him, so he turned away, whistling, and acting innocently. Soon Klutzy returned with his pizza.
"Why are you whistling," asked Klutzy.
"Why can't i," retorted Herbert as he began to eat his seaweed pizza.
Soon, Snah began eating his pizza again.
"Hey Klutzy watch this." Herbert said, nudging Klutzy and continuing to stare at Snah. Klutzy, with nothing better to do, stared at Snah too.
Soon, Snah realised once again that Herbert was staring weirdly at him, and he stopped eating once again.
"Isn't that cool?!" Herbert exclaimed, turning to Klutzy.
"If you're saying how he stops, then no." Klutzy dully rolled his eyes, unamused by this.
"Hmph, fine then. It's is why you don't have any friends." Herbert huffed, turning to eating his pizza and stare at Snah once again.
Snah looked up again and saw Herbert staring at him. He soon had enough of what was going on and disturbed by what Herbert was doing so he took his spork, put several carrots on the spork and flicked them at Herbert.
"HEY! That wasn't nice," complained Herbert.
Snah ignored him and continued eating. Herbert, thinking he was trying to start a carrot war, took his bag of carrots and threw it at him. He flinched as he moved out of the way.
"No touchie." He scowled, taking a final bite out of his pizza.
"Hmph!" Herbert huffed, and proceeded to throw his bottle of iced tea at him.
Narrowly missing it, a panicked look appeared on Snah's face for a brief moment. To protect him self, he pulled out his second beaker of nuclear acid and dumped it on Herbert.
"AAH! Klutzy! Help me! There's nuclear acid on me," yelled Herbert who began to run around the entire cafeteria panicking.
"it was your fault, so your punishment," responded Klutzy as he ignored Herbert.
"AAH! Nuclear acid on me," shouted Herbert receiving weird looks from the surrounding penguins.
While Herbert was busy, Klutzy sat next to Snah, and when Herbert's back was turned, hi-fived each other and smiled.
Shush!
"I want pizza." Was the first thing everyone heard when Herbert entered the set.
"Not even a good morning?" The movie director smirked, sipping his morning coffee.
"No, Gary the Second, I want pizza and I want it now!" Herbert demanded.
"In the morning," groaned Klutzy who was too tired to just follow Herbert's demands.
" Yes! I want pizza and i want it now. I eat pizza for breakfast. I eat it 24/7!"
"Well, that just sounds unhealthy," commented Lake Blue as she walked into the set.
"I don't care! I want pizza!" Herbert scowled.
Ignoring his request, they started filming the next few scenes. Herbert managed to go through his lines without yelling, "I want pizza" twenty times.
Finally, their lunch break had arrived, and Herbert was starving.
"I want pizza." He repeated, staring expectantly at the Movie Director.
"I want pizza, I want pizza, I want pizza, I want pizza!" He stomped his foot like a little child after everyone refused to bring him pizza.
"Be quiet Herbert!" Jessie retorted.
"I want pizza!" He yelled back in a tone that matched hers.
"You won't get ANY pizza if you don't be quiet!" The Movie Director shouted through his megaphone, really annoyed by him.
Herbert immediately quiet after the director said that.
"Finally some peace and quiet," sighed the director.
He stared at the director for a couple seconds and then at the penguins in the cafeteria, then back at the director before saying, "I want pizza!"
Balloons!
"Cut," shouted the director. "Let's have another 10 minute break!"
All the penguins got up and went to their separate groups to talk, while Herbert sat in his chair bored.
" I'm bored," complained Herbert.
"What do you want me to do about it," asked Klutzy.
"Blow up balloons?" Herbert suggested, shrugging. Klutzy, having nothing else to do, temporarily scuttled out the room to get materials for his little "project".
When he returned, he put his banana smoothie on the table as he set his assorted array of balloons on the floor.
When he returned, he put his banana smoothie on the table as he set his assorted array of balloons on the floor.
"Ooh! You brought me a smoothie and a straw! That's so nice!" Herbert squealed, taking the smoothie and sticking a tube in it. Putting his mouth on the other end, he happily sipped his smoothie as Klutzy scowled at him.
"Herbert that is not a-," began klutzy before getting interrupted by Herbert.
Klutzy glared at Herbert, but realized that it wasn't worth his time to argue with Herbert again. He took the air pump to blow up the balloons and began to pump it.
The air, instead of rushing into the balloons, gushed into Herbert's mouth and started filling his stomach with helium. His stomachs started bloating, and soon, he turned as round as a sphere and stared floating up into the air.
"Hey! What are you doi-Aaaaaahh! Why's my voice so high pitched?" Herbert squealed in an extremely high pitched voice.
"It's called being filled with Helium." Klutzy stated, pulling the 'straw' out and filling up the other balloons.
"How do i get this helium out of me," shouted Herbert as he began to rise.
"Look! It's a Herbert balloon," shouted Rookie as he approached Herbert.
"I'm not a balloon you fool!"
"And it talks! Guys, come over here! Let's play some volleyball with this balloon," called Rookie.
Soon many penguins game and surrounded the balloon. While they chose teams, Herbert shouted," I'm not a balloon!"
"And a talking one too! That's amazing Klutzy! Where did you get it?!" Rookie yelled excitedly, yanking Herbert the Balloon down and hitting him over to the other team.
"I don't know." Klutzy shrugged, smirking at Herbert's glare.
"GET IT!" Jessie yelled as the Herbert Ball flew straight at Lake Blue, who turned and gave him a good kick in the face, sending him flying over to the other side.
"OWWW!" Herbert yelled, turning to glare at Lake Blue, who just shrugged and smiled.
Each penguin had a turn of hitting the balloon to each side, which results in Herbert shouting, "OW" each time.
"Get me done," shouted Herbert. "I'm getting nauseous!"
"Silly balloon," said Rookie. "Balloons can't get nauseous."
Herbert said nothing and just scowled at the green goofy penguin. Soon, the helium began to escape and he started to deflate.
"Aww, he's running out of air." Rookie groaned as Herbert suddenly deflated and fell to the ground on top of Klutzy with a loud thud.
"Oww..." They both groaned, Klutzy struggling to push the heavy weight off his body. "You are really fat!"
"Hey! That's mean," said Herbert slightly insulted.
"Well, it is true," commented Jessie.
"Was i talking to you," asked Herbert, who got back up, got a proper straw and sat in his chair and sipped his smoothie.
Bubble Objects?
"OBJECTION!" Herbert yelled, interrupting Klutzy once more. "Klutzy is-"
"OBJECTION!" Sesian called, "No more interruptions!"
"OBJECTION!" Herbert roared again, "Let me finish!"
"OBJECTION!" Another voice yelled, and all heads turned to see Rookie standing up. After seeing all the stares, he turned and said, "What? I thought we were playing the Objection game?"
"No, Rookie." Greenbat face-flippered. "You say Objection when you have something to say. So what do you have to say?"
"Um...uh...Look there's Pop!" He squealed, pointing to the purple puffle who was currently sitting on Jade's table. Pop bounded over to Herbert's side of the room and blew a huge bubble out of her small green bubble wand.
"I hate bubbles and puffles," said Herbert, causing the entire room to gasp.
"How come you don't like them? They ate so warm and cuddly and warm and fluffy and cuddly and warm and...," said Rookie as Pop continued to blow the bubble bigger and bigger.
"I don't like them because they made me fail," said Herbert, scowling. "Plus, they're annoying and those Eggplant Petunia Feet puffles are constantly messing up my plans!"
By then, Pop's bubble had become really big, and it finally separated from the bubble wand and drifted over to Herbert.
"Finally, I just hate bubbles-Aah!" The last part muffled out as the bubble trapped Herbert inside and started floating upwards.
"LOOK! It's a balloon!" Rookie exclaimed, jumping up to try and reach the bubbled Herbert.
"Hey! Fool! Don't touch this bubble," shouted Herbert, but it came out muffled.
"What did you say," asked Jade, not understanding Herbert's muffles speech.
Rookie ran up to the director and asked, Can we have another 10 minute break? I want to play with this balloon!"
He considered this for a moment, then sighed and said, "Go ahead."
"Yaay!" Rookie squealed, running up to Herbert and jumping up, trying to reach him.
"Don't pop me!" Herbert yelled, as he was now at least ten feet off the ground.
Klutzy ignored his muffled yells and jumped up onto Greenbat's table. There, he was a few feet away from the giant bubble.
Herbert's alarmed expression appeared when he noticed Klutzy about to jump. "NO KLUTZY DON'T JUMP!" He yelled.
But because Klutzy wasn't able to hear him, he jumped off the judge's table and flew towards Herbert's bubble, while holding out one claw.
"No, no, no," shouted Herbert as he braced for impact.
Once Klutzy's claw made impact with the bubble, it immediately popped and the two of them fell onto the ground.
As they sat up from their tangled mess, the movie director said, "I think that's been ten minutes. Lets get back to work."
xD Well, this is the last segment of Bloopers! Next up will be the Epilogue..? It probably should've gone before the bloopers, but oh well. :/ Look forward to it! ^-^
That's all for today! I hope you enjoyed! Have an excellent day!
