Hello! Welcome back to A Pizzaing Case! Sorry for the long wait! Dx

This is part two of the epilogue! Or in other words, Jade's script. :D Enjoy!


Well, I'm back. Or should I write, "Ten Minutes Later dot dot dot" Hey, maybe I'll write like that for the rest of the case!

John colon The trial shall now commence examation...exlamashun...um...how do you spell this thing: ! ? Nah, too much work, I'll just do my job properly... OH NO I NEED TO CATCH UP!

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Whew, is that legible? Hm, doesn't seem like it. Basically, that pizza chef guy is up on stage, or whatever that thing's called. Sesian just asked him to explain everything..

Pizza Chef Guy: Hmm, I remember them coming in. I heard a ruckus in the entrance, and I saw him banging on my front door. I'm serious, I was about to call the cops, until they opened the door and Herbert started blabbing an order to me. He wanted a vegetarian pizza, but since we only had one left, I charged them extra. Herbert was ranting about the price and Klutzy just gave me the coins and dragged Herbert out. Weirdest day ever. (No it's not, a day is NEVER weird when there's vegetablearian pizza. Or is it veggietarian pizza? I don't know!)

Jade: WAIT! How do you spell veggietarian? (Yeah Jade! How do you spell veggietarian? Oh wait...I'm writing to myself like the random hobo penguin I am!)

John: V-E-G-E-T-A-R-I-A-N. (See, I knew that... That's why I spelled it correctly earlier)

Im bored... Why am I here again? Oh yeah, that's right... Im broke.

Maybe since I'm so bored right now I can start on some stuff for my high school resume thingy.

Oh no! I need to catch up... Not like this case concerns me at all... I think it kind of does since this is vegeieeterian pizza they are talking about... I remember that one time that I ate something that wasn't vegieeterisn without knowing...

I need to really catch up now...

Jade: Wait! Can u wait 4 me to catch up? (Seriously when do I ever need to catch UP? I just like wasting time (: )

Greenbat: alright

Jade: Okay you can continue. (It feels so awkward that I'm putting my own name...)

Pizza Chef: Yes I said that.

Herbert: HA! Ladies and Gentlemen and Klutzy of the court, I present to you that this pizza chef is a liar.

Sesian: That is irrelevant to this case... (Yeah Greenbat! Oh wait, we're talking about Herbert, aren't we? Oops)

Greenbat: How?

Herbert: I'm glad you asked. (What the heck happened to this case? Aren't we supposed to send this fat poler bear to jail?)

Sesian: Are you even a certified lawyer? (ooh! He just got you fatty!)

Herbert: That's not important right now. Right now, I'm going to say that this penguin is a liar since he specifically told me and Klutzy that the vegetarian pizza costed more because I was a polar bear (Hmm... good point...)

Greenbat: Order in the Court! (You should bang it on your head like last time! :) )

Pizza Chef: Maybe it's because of both. I might have said that. You are a polar bear after all

Herbert: THAT'S SO RACIST! You penguins are so racist to polar bears! I should sue you for that! You're discriminating polar bears because I'm white! (Woah... If only Aiyan could see this right now... This will be interesting.)

Sesian: Objection! This is not relevant to the case at all! (Aww, why you have to make things boring...)

Lalala, this is much more boring than I thought. I would have chosen John's job...Nah, he has to stand the whole time. He's fat anyway.

Wait what?

Herbert: WAIT! Does that mean I've been eating twenty year old seaweed this whole time?!

Pizza Chef: I guess you could say that. (WHAT?! THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS! I've been eating 20 year old seaweed pizzas! Aaaaaah!)

Herbert: We should sue this guy for feeding us old seaweed! This is outrageous! He is trying to poison us! (I ditto that fat poler bar! Ha! ditto... that's a funny word)

ooh! That's gotta hurt!

Herbert: OW! (WIMP!) I should sue you for causing brain damage! (it's not like losing so much brain cells would affect you already.)

Awkward silence...

Sesian: So what were we talking about again? (I don't know. I'm just 'writing' everything down)

Me: We were talking about who ate the last slice of pizza and Herbert was going to cross-examine.

Herbert: That's right (If you knew that then why did i have to say it!?)

Herbert: So, don't you think it's a crime to serve someone twenty year old seaweed? (Yes! This is the worst crime that has ever been committed! I could have gotten food poisoning!)

Greenbat: Herbert, that is irrelevant to the case. (NO IT'S NOT!)

Herbert: Fine...Mr. Pizza Guy, on a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rank your vegetarian pizzas, as 10 as the highest and 1 as the lowest? (Are you kidding me? It's obviously 11! Oh wait, is 11 between 1 and 10? Should I use the quadratic formula for that too? Wow! The quadratic formula really is helpful!)

Pizza Chef: Well, i would rank it as a 6. It's not the most popular pizza. (Are you kidding me?! I eat it all the time! I eat it 24/7!)

Herbert: OBJECTION! (Yeah!)

Sesian: Correction, you can't object yourself. (...Why you have to ruin it Sesian?)

Herbert: Who says i can't? Anyway that's incorrect! The Vegetarian Pizza is the best and dare i say it again, the BEST pizza ever! It should be given the rate of a million or 12521! (Wow, Herbert must also use the quadratic formula! He's so smart! But obviously not smarter than me)

Pizza Chef: Well, have you tried any other pizzas (ooh! he got you there fat poler bear!)

Greenbat: Silence!

Herbert: Well, no, but I'm not the one being questioned here. You are! (YEAH!)

Pizza Chef: At least I'm not the one being a fool! (Ooh! He got you burned!)

Tappat (Do i write his part down?):Ooh, burned! (HEY! I said that! )

Herbert: You know what!? I'm done here! (YEAH! You're a terrible lawyer! Use the quadratic formula more often!)

Greenbat: Alright then, Sesian you may question the witness again since someone interrupted when you tried last time. (Again?! When is this over?!)

Sesian: Who was the one that was causing the trouble in your shop?

Pizza Chef: That fat polar bear over there.

Sesian: And what was Klutzy doing?

Pizza Chef: He paid the coins and then dragged Herbert out.

Sesian: You see, Herbert here was the one causing all the trouble. Klutzy has not done anything to harm anyone. With that said, who knows what trouble Herbert might be causing in their cave? Also, we previously stated that Klutzy explicitly wanted a fish pizza, correct? So why would Klutzy eat the last vegetarian pizza if he was fine with eating other types? Herbert is the only one who has to eat the vegetarian pizza, so of course he would be more likely to eat the last slice. (WOO! Inspirational Speeches! But HEY! I'm a veggietarian too! So technically I could have eaten the last pizza! Wait, what?)

Greenbat: Thank you Pizza Chef, you may retire from the stand. (Why being so formal? This child... *Shakes head in disapproval*)

Herbert: Umm... Mr. Judge guy? (Aww... not you again!)

Greenbat: Yes Herbert. (C'mon dude! put him in jail already!)

Herbert: I have one more witness (Who?)

Greenbat: Who? (Stop copying me!)

Herbert: I call Lake Blue to the stand. (OOH! LAKE BLUE IS IN TROUBLE! WHY AM I WRITING IN ALL CAPS?!)

Why you walk so slow?

Herbert: So tell me what happened...

Lake Blue: I was in algebra class trying to beat John and Snah in the math problems. Then I heard my phone and Jessie's going off. So we had to excuse ourselves so we could pick it up. When we went outside, we picked up our phones and answered the call. Jessie listened in on her phone, because apparently Klutzy was calling her at the same time. You asked me if there was a court or not, so I just said of course there was. (OOH! They had their phones in school! They should be arrested)

Herbert: So why did you answer the phone? Was there something important about it? (HERBERT! That's IRRELEVANT! Greenbat say something!)

Lake Blue: If you're saying why I picked it up, it was because it might have been something important. I get a lot of important calls regarding conferences, job opportunities, and the like. (Blah blah blah, no one cares.)

Herbert: So are you saying I'm not important? (No you're not. No one likes you Herbert. You need to use the quadratic formula. And gel...lots and lots of gel.)

Lake Blue: Well, you're only important when you're blah blah blah blah blah...

What? It's boring!

Herbert: See, that basically proves that I don't do anything wrong. The only times I would actually cause trouble was so i could conquer club penguin. You know what, disregard the last part. (Disregard which part? HERBERT BE MORE SPECIFIC! You're more confusing than Math!)

Jade: What part, the part about you conquering the island or you didn't do anything the wrong?

Herbert: The conquering the island part. (There's no way I'm erasing all of THAT) And I'm done. (YAAY!)

Greenbat: Sesian, you may cross examine, if there really is a point to (BOO! Just make your decision already! They are all GUILTY!)

Sesian: So, Lake Blue, you're an EPF agent, correct. (No.. *sarcastic* That's why she has a EPF phone... Wait a minute... how come i don't have one?)

LB (it's too much work just to write Lake Blue. Oh No! I just wrote Lake Blue! AHH! I just wrote it again!): Yes, you know that. You were actually in the classroom when that happened. You and Tappat were trying to annoy Greenbat. (I was there too!)

Sesian: Anyway, Herbert always create trouble around the island, am I correct? (you never are)

LB:Yes, like that one time he did Operation Hot Sauce, or that other time of Operation Puffle, or the other time where he exploded the PSA or that other time where he created Operation Black (Racist)

Herbert: OBJECTION! That's not relevant! We're talking about stolen pizzas! My previous missions are not relevant. Save that for another trial! (ANOTHER trial?! I'm not doing this again!)

Sesian: Anyway, Herbert always causes trouble right?

LB: Yes, He has attacked the island about 13 times within three years. (And how would you know? Stalker...)

Sesian: And how about Klutzy?

LB: Hmm, not too sure about that, since Klutzy is Herbert's sidekick. But I'm pretty sure most of the plans are Herbert's.

Sesian: i rest my case

Greenbat: You may retire from the stand, Lake Blue. By the way, Stop eating cats (Yaay! Is it finally over?!)

Greenbat: Are there any other witnesses?

Sesian: No

Herbert: Nope

Greenbat: Alright, jury, you can make your (Your what? Don't leave me hanging!)

Herbert: WAIT! I just realized something. (What noooow?)

Greenbat: What?

Herbert: I have a camera in the lair... (So?)

Sesian and Klutzy: You do?! (Woah, they're totally IN SYNC!)

Herbert: Yeah.

Klutzy: Exactly where did you get the video camera? (I don't get it. What's so special about the camera? It's just a camera.)

Herbert: Well, you see, i stole it from the EPF, but that's not important.

Should I write this stuff?

Jade: Do I write this whole thing down?

John: YES! (Aww, but my flipper's tired...)

Greenbat: Yes what?

John: Nothing. (OOH! You just got told!)

Wait, did Lake Blue and Jessie just say something? What did they say? Nah, they're not important.

Herbert: By pressing this button, you would clearly see what had happened that whole time. (Ohh, so that's what the camera was for...)

Sesian: How come you tell us you had a camera the whole time now? (YEAH!)

Herbert: Well, I forgot. You see, I never had a camera at my hideout before. (Who has a camera at their house? What are you going to do watch what you do every day? So conceited.)

IM BORED!

Greenbat: Herbert stop wasting our time if the button is working

SEE! You are wasting precious moments of my life!

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Sesian: So what does that button do?

Herbert: Well, you see... it opens my garage

CRAB: (Well... i couldn't hear what he said)

Me: Wait! What was that? Speak louder, you're too quiet!

Herbert: IS THIS LOUD ENOUGH?! (1. Yes a little too loud. 2. Your breath stinks)

Me: You're too loud. Be quiet.

Greenbat: So Herbert are you sure you can't access the camera in any other way? (No duh, that's why he hasn't done so yet, because he wants to prolong this case even more. My poor flipper...)

Herbert: No, I don't have the button.

Sesian: Objection! (What is there to object to?!) Couldn't someone go and get the physical camera itself? (Oh...duh.)

Greenbat: That would be fine. (Does that mean I can stop writing now? YAAAAAAAY!)

Yaay! Another ten minute recess! Herbert the jidiot crashed his face into the door, stupid fat polar bear. This is what happens when you're fat. Tsk tsk tsk. I'm going to grab a snack, wait for me okay? Wait, you're a notepad. WHY AM I TALKING TO A NOTEPAD?! Why am I asking a notepad questions?

John: Because you're weird and a jidiot.

JOHN! STOP WRITING IN MY NOTEPAD! GO AWAY!

Phew, I'm back. It's been like five minutes, and Herbert apparently has amnesia or something. Oops, Nevermind. We have the camera! This court case might finally be over! Woo!

Herbert: Mr Judge, I just realised something. (Why so formal? Did the amnesia make you forget you're talking to a 12 year old?)

Greenbat: What?

Herbert: Actually two things. One, the camera wasn't on and Two, i never hooked the camera up. I just had it lying on my table. I knew that i had to do something before eating the pizza. (And also Snah destroyed the projector with nuclear acid)

Greenbat: So what you are saying is that the camera can't show anything that had happened?

Herbert: Yup.

Greenbat: Sesian, do you have any more witnesses?

Sesian: None sir. (Oh no, did amnesia affect you too Sesian?!)

Greenbat: What about you Herbert?

Herbert: Huh? Oh nope. (At least someone's normal...and that's ME!)

Greenbat: Anyone else who would like to speak? Very well then. The jury has five minutes to reach a verdict, and

Weird Green penguin: WAIT! JUDGE! (Wait! That's Rookie! Let's pull prank on him!)

Greenbat: What is it Rookie?

Rookie: I would like to say something.

Greenbat: Go ahead, make this quick though. (YES! Very! I want to leave already!)

John: You know there are stairs, right. (There were STAIRS?!)

Rookie: Oh, oh well. (This penguin...)

Greenbat: What do you have to say? (Yeah! It better be something useful! I have to write it all down!)

Rookie: Well, you see, I was walking in the woods and i heard in a cave some arguments and they sounded like Herbert and Klutzy. Being the EPF agent i am, i decided that I would investigate. I entered their hideout and there it was, a pizza. My favorite thing in the whole entire world. I approached it, looked around and shoved it in my mouth. (Did you really have to say THAT much? Dx)

Greenbat: Interesting...

Herbert: OBJECTION!

Greenbat: What?

Herbert: I think we should sue this penguin for breaking and entering. (Nobody cares about your stuff Herbert!)

Rookie: I didn't break anything!

Herbert: Well you are the pizza.

Greenbat: Herbert, sit down. This case is officially resolved. Rookie is the one who ate the last slice of pizza. (Why are you being so professional? This kid...)

Herbert: YEAH! What penalty should he serve!

Greenbat: For eating a pizza, he should serve no penalty. You, on the other hand, have several penalties. (HA! Take that HErbert!)

Herbert: What did I do?

Greenbat: First, you should be charged 1000 coins for disorderly conduct in the court. Second, you will be fined 20,000 coins for a meaningless case, and thirdly, you will serve the determined years in prison for your behavior and trouble on the island. How many years you serve will be up to the Elite Penguin Force to decide. The court has spoken! (Oh gosh! So many words)

John: Case Closed!

YAAY! This torturous writing has finally stopped! But why am I still writing this?! Oh no, I wrote something again! AAAH! Help! I'm becoming a Lake Blue! Run away!

But before i run away, maybe i should write a note to the director saying that i should get paid for my amazing service. Wait... why am i writing to myself... Someone might mistake this as a diary. Why am i still doing this!? Oh, well, but to sign off i would give you this:

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