Shōgai ga hassei shita hanpatsu (Failed repulsion)

Bad experiment.

Hey everyone I decided to make of this story a series of one-shots so whenever I have an idea, or someone sends one, I'll place it here.

Keep in mind that some chapters may be related to each other, this one for example is a sequel of the previous one Kurimasu, poshon to… Ai?

This was also made for the other writer's contest that I mentioned before by the way.

It's also divided in two parts but I didn't translate the other one yet.

Anyway I hope you like it.


There has been two months since the Christmas incident in the Order, during that time nothing particularly interesting happened, a mission to recover Innocence here, saving a city attacked by akumas there, yes definitely a normal two months with nothing new… or that's what Komui was trying to convince himself of since he couldn't help to notice that in those two months, his little sister seemed to be spending more and more time with Allen.

They almost always came together to deliver the coffee, if any of them went to a mission the other offered to go too and since there usually wasn't a reason to say no they ended up going together, most times alone since finders already looked the place, if neither was in a mission most of the times they were seen together walking in the hallways, or eating in the cafeteria, one time Komui overheard a scientist that he thought he saw them sitting in a bench of the garden, really close to one another.

'It must be my imagination; there is no way my sweet little sister is with that octopus'. Komui repeated to himself for the nth time while he was in one of his walks/escaping from work. 'It's surely a coincidence yes it's only a coincidence that they always come together to deliver coffee, it's only a coincidence that they seem to always get up at the same time, it's only a coincidence that they're always together even when there isn't a mission'. Komui kept trying to convince himself although the coffee mug in his hand seemed to get closer and closer to breaking due to the pressure he was holding it with. 'Yes, it must all be my imagination'. He repeated himself once more when he heard someone talking, he followed the voices to find Allen and Lenalee walking while they seemed to talk about something. 'I wonder what they're talking about'. Komui said to himself before starting to follow them to try and understand what they were saying.

"Are you sure Allen-kun?" Lenalee asked.

"You knew we'll had to tell him eventually". Allen answered with a smile.

"I know but you know how Nii-san reacts about this subject". Lenalee answered back. "I really don't want anything happening to you".

"Daijobu, daijobu worst case scenario I'll do some exercise while I escape from his new Komurin". Allen finished laughing a bit to try and calm the mood, although he was terrified at the idea of another Komurin chasing him.

"Are you really sure?" Lenalee asked again but before Allen could reply she said. "That you want to tell him all the things we did in the two months he didn't know". Smiling for herself while Allen froze in place after hearing that and blush a bit while remembering certain things.

"W-well I guess we could skip some details".

"That's good because my memory is a bit blurry". Lenalee answered faking indifference.

Allen smiled at the comment before quickly grabbing Lenalee by the waist and get her closet o himself. "Would you like me to remind you then?" This time Lenalee was the one who blushed but even so she passed her arms behind Allen is neck before both leaned closer and started to kiss, while…

Komui froze in place while watching the scene, he was so surprised that he didn't even try to call a Komurin or throw something to Allen until he saw that both seemed to be leaning into each other (not that they weren't already) Making him drop his coffee mug but no one heard the sound of it breaking it since at the same time he yelled. "OOOOOCTOOOOOPUUUUUS". Making both stop and then froze when they saw Komui running towards them and before anyone knew what happened he had grabbed Lenalee and took her away from Allen. "I WILL DESTROY YOU" He yelled once more before taking out a remote with one button.

"Kuso". Allen whispered to himself knowing what was coming and as soon as Komui pressed that button. Three Komurins came out of nowhere; all with some sort of weapon in hand pointing to Allen who quickly started to run trying to dodge what the Komurins were throwing at him.

"Allen-kun". Lenalee called to him while her brother laughed like a maniac. "Nii-san stop the robots". She ordered.

"But Lenalee that octopus was taking advantage of you". Komui said back with his childish tone and pouting.

"Allen-kun wasn't doing anything like that!" Lenalee yelled to him before activating her dark boots and chase the Komurins

"Wait Lenalee!". Komui said acting all desperate, but she was so far away already that she didn't hear him.

Meanwhile…

We see Lavi calmly walking on a hallway when he sees Allen.

"Hey Allen, how are you-". But he stops at the sight of him running with some Komurins behind him, and before he knew what happened Allen passed him but the Komurins ended up trampling over Lavi. "-doing?". Lavi ended his phrase before passing out.

"Sorry about that Lavi". Allen said while still trying to lose the Komurins. 'What now?' He thought while jumping to avoid a grenade when he saw Kanda walking and an idea struck him. "Hey BaKanda did you finish fixing your hair?!" Allen yelled making the before mentioned stop in his tracks unsheathe Mugen and yell.

"You damn Moyashi, Kaichu Ichigen!" Sending the insects of the first illusion against Allen who dodge with a smile making the attack clash with one of the Komurins destroying it.

"Thanks BaKanda". Allen said mockingly when he passed by his side but before he could try to cut him the other two Komurins trampled over him like with Lavi.

"Moyashi". Kanda said with murderous intentions before falling unconscious.

"Now what?" Allen thought having use Kanda to get rid of one of the Komurins but there were still another two. '-Sigh- I guess I have no choice'. With that he turned in place watching the Komurins. "Crown Clown hatsudo". He invoked his Innocence and jumped towards one of the Komurins who couldn't react before Allen cut him in several pieces, he was about to turn around and attack the other one but this already had a cannon pointing to him. 'Kuso'. Allen thought while imagining the moment of his death but this never came since before it could shoot Lenalee came out of nowhere and destroyed it. "Thanks Lenalee".

"You're welcome Allen-kun". She answered with a smile before landing next to him.

"By the way, now we'll have to tell him". Allen said with a nervous smile but before they could keep talking they heard.

"OCTOPUS". While Komui jumped with a drill on his hands and in slow motion he approached until he was near his head that Allen would have lost if the cape from Crown Clown haven't placed itself in the middle.

'I owe you one Crown'. Allen thought before Lenalee kicked her brother so hard that he ended up unconscious. "I think maybe you overdid it". He said with an 'anime drop' in his neck.

"Really?" Lenalee asked completely normal. "Do you think we can convince him that it was all a dream?".

"Even if we could we shouldn't". Allen answered. "Besides, I think it's better if we tell him rather than him discovering us like now".

"Yeah I guess you're right". Lenalee said before a bunch of scientists appeared and they dragged Komui off.

"So he caught you". Reever said assuming that was the reason for the incident.

"Hai". Both answered.

"Well, you better come with us to explain the supervisor when he wakes up". Both nodded and started to follow Reever to the science section, which of course was all disordered with papers on the floor, the scientists sat Komui in his desk and then went to work while Allen and Lenalee stay so they can explain everything when he wakes up.

About an hour later, Komui started to move giving them to understand that he was waking up so Allen and Lenalee stopped talking to focus on him.

"What a horrible dream". Komui said thinking what he saw was all a dream, Lenalee was about to get up and tell everyone Komui thought it was a dream but Allen grabbed her hand and shook his head as if he just read her mind, she nodded knowing he was right and then say.

"It wasn't a dream Nii-san". Making the half sleep Komui stand abruptly from his desk and when he saw Allen he was about to lunge at him if it wasn't because Lenalee continued. "Allen and I have been together for two months now". She said this completely calm making Komui look at her then at Allen then Lenalee again and this kept going for a while until.

"NANIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII". He yelled so loud that it could be heard in the Asian branch, through the Ark gate of course. "IMPOSSIBLE, DAMN OCTOPUS YOU HAVE BEEN TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY SISTER FOR TWO MONTHS". That comment made both blush.

"Allen-kun hasn't been taking advantage of me!" Lenalee said back losing her patience.

"OF COURSE HE HAS I DON'T SEE ANY OTHER REASON WHY YOU WOULD BE WITH THIS OCTOPUS". Komui yelled again.

"Stop yelling Nii-san!" Lenalee answered while Allen just watched the discussion between the brothers now not completely sure if it was a good idea to tell him, the yelling kept going for a while until Komui stopped but he still look more than ready to kill Allen who was in his place barely moving and barely breathing.

"Don't you understand Lenalee the fact that this octopus didn't want to tell me more than enough proof that he just wanted to take advantage of you". Komui said smiling triumphantly but he literally went blank when he heard his sister say.

"I was the one who didn't want to tell you not Allen-kun". Looking completely calm. "I knew how you would react and I didn't want you to end up destroying the Order". She finished with a smile while Komui wasn't reacting., they waited a few seconds and still nothing so Allen approached him a bit to shook him.

"Komui-san?" He called while he shook him when out of nowhere he started to cry and yell.

"NOOOOOOOO, MY LENALEE WAS TRICKED BY THE OCTOPUS SO SHE DIDN'T TELL ME". Both sweat dropped after hearing his distortion of the truth.

"I told you it wasn't like that Nii-san". Lenalee said sighing and after several minutes of whining from Komui, Lenalee stood up and say. "Nii-san, Allen-kun and I are dating and there is nothing you can do about it, so I ask you to just accept it". She then stood up from her chair along with Allen and both walked out of the office while Komui was again blank for what his sister said.

Allen and Lenalee both sighed now out of the scientific section. "Do you really think Komui-san will just accept it?" Allen asked although now he was looking constantly over his shoulder waiting for Komui to appear with a chainsaw and a hockey mask to kill him.

"I doubt it but he'll have to accept it eventually". Lenalee answered before hugging Allen is arm. "Because I'm not gonna let him separate us". She ended smiling making Allen smile back and they kept the rest of the way walking like that.

Meanwhile with Komui

After Allen and Lenalee left the sister complex locked himself in his lab saying he has to work on the greatest invention of all times, although everybody knew it was a Komurin or something to keep Allen and Lenalee apart.

Several hours later and with almost all of the science division going to use the few sleep hours they're jobs allow them Komui opened the door of his lab with a kick making different color smoke came out along with him who had his head down but it suddenly shot right up along with both hands and yelled. "I DID IT! WITH THIS THE OCTOPUS WON'T BE ABLE TO TOUCH MY SISTER". While he held an orange flask in one hand and a blue one in the other, Komui started to look around wondering why no one say anything to then say with his childish tone. "Heh, Where is everybody?".


That was part one I hope you enjoyed it and as soon as I translate the next one I will post it.

Until next update.