Shōgai ga hassei shita hanpatsu (failed repulsion)

If Komui leaves…

I finally have this chapter ready; sorry for taking so long in order to not keep you here I'll write everything at the end except for this.

I don't own D-Gray Man

Please enjoy

Wait, I said I wouldn't write in here anymore.

Why am I still writing?

STOP WRITING.


The day after Komui learned about the relationship between Allen and Lenalee, he decided not to leave them alone for a moment, according to him, the 'octopus' could not take advantage of his sister. First, he woke up earlier, or maybe didn't even sleep, to 'guard' Lenalee's room. As soon as she came out, he began to follow her like he was her shadow.

"Nii-san I can take care of myself." Lenalee said.

"But the octopus could be anywhere." Komui said as he began to look at all sides.

"I told you Allen-kun is not, as you put it, an 'octopus'." Lenalee contradicted already losing a little patience.

"But, but". Komui began to tantrum.

"No buts, Nii-san." Lenalee said stopping his tantrum, walking away and ignoring him.

'Just wait Lenalee, your brave brother will save you from the tentacles of the octopus'. Komui thought as he checked his pocket where the potions he spent all night making were. 'Just wait now I'll help you.' This thought while striking a heroic pose, and behind him was a cliff where a wave crashed against it. Komui started laughing still in that pose, and then started running, because Lenalee already had quite a distance between them.

While...

"NANI?" Lavi screamed in the cafeteria. "YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU COULD HAVE TOLD KOMUI IT WAS A DREAM AND YOU REFUSED?!"

Allen had momentarily stopped eating to cover his ears. "Hai, that's what happened." He answered before starting to choke on food again.

"I do not understand Allen, now there is no way you'll have a minute, no, a second alone with Lenalee." Lavi said while he began to eat as well.

"I'm sure Komui-san will accept it eventually." Allen said although he was not entirely convinced.

"Well, it's your funeral, Yu? would you help me prepare his coffin?" Lavi said before Mugen appeared in his throat.

"Do not call me by that name." Kanda said with his murderous tone while inching his katana closer and closer to Lavi's throat.

"B-but Y-".

"Now stop, Nii-san". Lenalee's voice was heard interrupting Lavi.

"But Lenalee." Again Komui's tantrum began.

"I told you no buts!" Lenalee yelled before ordering food and sitting next to Allen, obviously followed by Komui who also sat at the table.

"Good morning Lenalee." Allen said normally, but only that got him a glare from Komui.

"Good morning Allen-kun." Lenalee smiled and answered him back, which obviously won another glare from Komui directed to Allen. "Good morning, min'na". She greeted the rest of them before starting to eat.

The meal was ... uncomfortable, to say the least, not only for Allen or Lenalee, but to all present that could see that Komui seemed to want to throw something at Allen.

'Come now my distraction! As soon as he arrives, I will put this on Lenalee's and the octopus' drinks so they have to be away for at least 2 weeks! I didn't spend so much time increasing the time and effect for nothing. 'Komui was thinking as he put his 'demon face' on and snickered.

"See Allen, I told you, you should not have said anything." Lavi repeated when out of nowhere something made a hole in the wall, causing smoke appear, and as soon as it settled, everyone saw a Komurin standing there.

"Everyone run, it's coming after Allen!" Lavi screamed, but before anything could even happen, Lenalee had already activated her dark boots and kicked the Komurin, destroying it.

"-Sigh-I thought we were going to die for a moment, thanks, Lenalee." Lavi said to Lenalee who was staring at the pieces of the broken Komurin.

"Is something wrong?" Allen asked approaching when he saw her expression.

"No, it's just it wasn't even mov-". Lenalee started to say but. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING NII-SAN?!" She shouted when she saw Komui putting something on hers and Allen's drinks.

"Oh, L-Lenalee t-this is nothing." Komui said ending with a nervous laugh.

"Nii-san what is that?" Lenalee asked but for the tone it seemed more like a 'Tell me or else...'

"This… w-well… you see…" Komui tried to find a good excuse but couldn't think of anything. "They are just potions that would ensure that Allen the octopus does not take advantage of you." He said quickly when he ran out of options and saw Lenalee ready to give him a good kick.

"And tell me Nii-san, what do they do exactly?" She asked with the same tone as before that made more than one person move towards the door.

"W-well, what they do is that the person on who the orange potion fell on can't approach the person who the blue one fell on, for at least two weeks." Komui said scared.

Lenalee sighed before deactivating her Dark Boots. "Nii-san just because I'm dating Allen-kun, does not mean you will go to second place." Lenalee started talking as she approached.

"But I do not want anyone near my Lenalee" Komui replied with his childish tone.

"From what I've heard you can't call her your Lenalee any-". Lavi started to say but Allen shut him up before he could.

"Are you trying to destroy the order?" Allen said quietly as he dragged him away.

"But I'm just kidding." Lavi whispered but when he saw Allen's red face. "Allen don't tell me ..." He started to say but shut up just in case Komui could hear him.

"Nii-san you need to understand that I'm not a child anymore." Lenalee continued.

"No, I refuse to accept it." Was the reply.

"Nii-san"

"No"

"Nii-san." Lenalee's tone began to change a little.

"No".

"Nii-san".

"NO". Komui screams at the same time he throws his arms to the air and repeats it over and over.

"I'm telling you I'm not a little girl anymore Nii-san!" Lenalee yelled before feeling that something fall on her head and after reaching a hand she saw a blue liquid. "What is this?" She then looked at Komui who had an orange liquid on his head.

Komui imitated her sister and when he saw the orange liquid he moved his gaze to Lenalee then back to his hand then to Lenalee and then yelled. "NO Lenalee." And try to run to her but before he moved he fell to the ground holding his stomach.

"Nii-san." Lenalee calls to him but realizes that she shouldn't approach so instead moves away to see if that will make him feel better, but she reached the entrance of the cafeteria and Komui was still in the same position.

"Oi supervisor, what is the range of those potions?" Reever questioned.

""Don't –holds his stomach- know, I just –seems like he's gonna vomit but doesn't- added everything I had".

"DAMMIT SUPERVISOR YOU MUST LEARN TO LET GO OF YOUR SISTER COMPLEX". Reever shouted before place him over his shoulder. "Allen, make a door to the ark, I'll take him there and that should be enough distance."

"No, if you do that Lenalee will be at the mercy of the octop-". Komui yelled but couldn't finish.

Allen opened a door and tried to help Reever to get Komui through it but he kept clinging onto everything he could find while yelling that he can't leave his little sister with the octopus.

"Komui-san I promise I won't do anything to Lenalee that she doesn't want." Allen said trying to convince him to go before they will need someone to clean the place.

"I don't trust octopuses." Was the reply.

"Moo, Nii-san Allen-Kun promised that he won't do anything that I don't want, you could at least trust that I can take care of myself." Lenalee half yelled because she was on the other side of the room.

"No, the octopus could deceive you!" Komui said before Reever pulled him with enough strength so they both fell inside the Ark

"Allen close the door." Reever ordered and the last thing they saw before the door closed was Komui's face filled with tears as he cried.

"Lenalee".

All present sighed in relief once the incident was resolved.

"Allen, you must be the luckiest person on the whole earth." Lavi said making him look at him with a face of doubt.

"What do you mean?"

"I mean, you tell Komui that you're dating his sister and the next day he has to go."

"I guess in some ways yes." Allen replied smiling but somehow seemed to be a sad smile, and Lavi realized that just called lucky someone who 1) was abandoned by his parents, 2) when his adoptive father died, he revived him as an akuma and had to kill him again and 3) carries memories of a Noah so Central is almost always watching him, among other things.

"Etto ..." Lavi began, when Allen's stomach growled.

"Well I better go eat." Allen said already cheerfully.

"Gome". Lavi finished the sentence.

The rest of the day went by without any news with some people happy that Komui won't make anything Komui like for two weeks while others, and I mean the science division, were grieving over the fact that there are gonna be even more papers that have to be signed by Komui and he will make even more appear by taking some of his 'walks'.


The two weeks went by without much notice except for the first night when Lavi went to get something to eat and happened to pass by Allen's room.

"Man, I was hungry". Lavi said with a yawn while he kept walking. "I hope Moyashi isn't spreading his appetite". But he literally froze when he heard what seemed to be a moan from Allen's room. "There is no way". Lavi said with his eyes turned into two dots before move his ear to the door and tried to hear, he couldn't hear much except for a few moans but in one chance Lavi could have sworn he heard an 'Allen' and decided that he better stopped listening. "I think I underestimated you Moyashi". Lavi thought before continuing his way with a smirk.

Meanwhile…

"Achu". Allen sneezed.

"Are you okay?" Lenalee asked him.

"Hai, someone must be talking about me".

"Okay, thanks for giving me a massage Allen-kun". Lenalee said smiling.

"Don't mention it"

"I know, in exchange I will give you a massage, is that okay?" Allen simply nodded and lied down. "No Allen-kun I need you to be looking up". Allen thought that was weird but complied all the same when, before he saw it coming, Lenalee lied down on him.

"Le-Lenalee". She smiled before come closer and start to kiss him, Allen quickly replied and they stood like that until Lenalee started to unbutton Allen's shirt and, when neither could hold their breaths anymore, Allen moved away a bit and said. "Lenalee, I promised Komui-san-".

"That you wouldn't do to me anything I didn't want, right?" Lenalee interrupted him; Allen seemed to be thinking for a moment before flip them so now he was on top of Lenalee.

"You're right, anything you didn't want". And this time he started the kiss.


With only one day left of the two weeks everyone with no exceptions were cursing because of the tantrum that Komui will do as soon as Allen opens the door.

Right now everyone were in the cafeteria for lunch.

The exorcists, Allen, Lenalee, Lavi, Kanda, etc., were all sitting together on a table talking, except for Allen who first chokes on his food and Kanda who was only paying attention to his soba.

"Allen-kun if you eat that fast you'll end up sick". Lenalee half reprimanded Allen who stopped eating for a second to answer.

"But Lenalee I always eat like this and I never feel sick"

"Well I guess it's normal for a wife to wo-". Lavi started to say but couldn't finish because both, Allen and Lenalee, hit him first.

"URUSAI". They both yelled with a red face.

"Why does everybody hit me?" Lavi whined.

"Che, baka usagi". Kanda said before going back to his soba.

"Not you too, Yu-chan". Mugen appeared on Lavi's throat.

"What did you call me?" Kanda asked with his demonic aura around him.

"Nothing, I said nothing at all". Lavi replied as quickly as he could, Kanda moving his sword away a little when Lavi said. "Yu-chan". A vein was clearly saw on the samurai is forehead before he started to chase Lavi trying to cut him in half.

"Those two will never change, will they?" Allen thought out loud.

"Allen-kun the same could be said about you". Lenalee said with a giggle.

Allen simply smiled before going back to his food but it wasn't for long since almost immediately Joe appeared (Author's note: He is an OC, all I'm gonna say is that he has a severe crush on Lenalee and hates Allen for obvious reasons, you will figure out the rest on your own, and he is an exorcist, one more thing some of you may know him because of my fic 'In this century').

"Ohayo Lenalee". Joe said sitting in front of her.

"Ohayo". She greeted him back but with a half annoyed face.

"Ohayogozaimazu". Allen also said with a similar expression.

While they eat Joe tried and failed to make conversation with Lenalee who cut the conversation by answering yes or no and not saying anything else, this kept going for a while until Joe said something that made everyone, including Kanda whose sword ended up a millimeter from Lavi's head, stopped what they were doing.

"Tell me did you finally get tired of that arm touching you?" Everyone stared at the table but not saying anything, some even hold their breaths.

"Excuse me". Allen said calmly before standing and walk away, again a death silence.

"Good now that the hindrance is gone-". Joe started to say but was cut short when Lenalee slapped him so hard that he fell off the chair and to the floor to then go follow Allen

"But why did she hit me?" Joe said while starting to stand up, everyone glaring at him.

"Hey Kanda". Lavi said gaining his attention since he didn't called him by his first name. "Did you know Joe has been saying that you must be secretly a girl?"

"SON OF A-". He yelled before moving his katana to cut him.

Meanwhile…

Allen arrived to his room and sat on the bed

'And I thought I got over that'. Allen thought with his head against the wall and looking at the ceiling before moving his left hand in front of his face. 'I guess there will always be someone who is upset by it'. But his thoughts were interrupted when someone knocked on the door.

"Allen-kun, are you there?" Allen recognized Lenalee's voice almost instantly and after a few seconds said.

"Yes, is something wrong?" There was no answer, instead Lenalee opened the door and entered then closed the door behind her and sat alongside Allen.

"Joe was just been an idiot, don't pay attention to him". Lenalee said immediately after sitting.

"Its okay don't worry about it". Allen answered but not looking at her.

"Allen-kun you're a terrible liar". Lenalee said back.

"I know, but there will always be someone who is bothered by my arm, I'm sure even you think about that onc-" Allen said that without thinking but before he could continue Lenalee had grabbed Allen's left arm and taken the glove off.

"Do not say that". Lenalee almost whispered before moving Allen's hand to her cheek and then look him in the eyes. "Even if your whole body was the same as your arm I would still love you".

Allen was surprised for a second but after hearing her he moved his other hand and placed it on her other cheek.

"Gome, I was an idiot for saying that". Allen apologized.

"It's okay I forgive you". Lenalee answered first with faked indifference and then smiled, they stood like that for a while until Allen began to move closer.

"Aishiteru". He said before ending the distance and both fell on the bed.

Nobody saw them until the next day when it was time to bring Komui back.

"Hey, where did you guys go yesterday?" Lavi asked as soon as they entered the ark room.

"That's none of your business". Both said at the same time before Allen called the door.

The second Allen opened the door Komui wasn't even seen until it was heard.

"LENALEE ARE YOU OKAY? DID THAT OCTOPUS TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOU?". And things of the sort.

"No Nii-san as he promised he didn't do to me anything I didn't want". Lenalee answered making Komui sigh from relief.

"Good, but from no won I shall be watching over you in every moment to make sure he doesn't do anything".

"Nii-san if you do that I will throw more of that potion on you".

Komui started to whine about it and after a couple of hours everyone went back to normal with the exception of a minor concussion on Komui due to one of his little sister's kicks.


So what do you think, sorry it took me so long to finally post this but sometimes I just can't get myself to write, or translate in this case, I hope you enjoyed and here is one last thing, keep in mind you have to think about it like the D-Gray Man theater that appeared on the anime after the ending.


Komui and Reever are in the Ark after Allen closed the door.

"Supervisor, how is it that the potion affects you in the Ark?" Reever asked a Komui who looked exactly like in the cafeteria.

"I told you –almost throws up- I don't know what the range of the potions is".

An anime drop appears on Reever before he says. "But… the Ark is in another dimension".


Well now it's all translated, please tell me your opinions everything but insults are welcome.

Until next time.