Author's Note: I'm so sorry for the delay, but I've been really busy lately. I've decided to mark this collection of one shots as complete once I reach chapter 20, then I'll randomly add to the collection afterwards. I am not, nor will I ever be Joanne Rowling, (I am not nor do I earn any profit from writing fanfiction.
The first sound of the day, isn't always what exactly what you expect in the Weasley household, this was no exception. Hermione and Ronald Weasley had been sleeping peacefully through the hushed whispers of their two offspring. "Shut up Hugo!" Rose said as she covered her younger brother's mouth. Hugo tried to talk, muffled sounds were heard up until he licked his older sister's hand.
"Yeah, go on and wake Mum and Dad. Did you just lick my hand?" She exclaimed.
"Yes, but anyway…" Hugo shrugged, before continuing. "You had Scorpius over without them knowing." He pointed out.
"He's here most nights idiot…" She said, rolling her eyes before noticing her blunder.
"You two HAVE SEX EVERY NIGHT?!" Hugo yelled.
Rose jumped on top of her brother. "I never said that, and we don't." She said, desperately trying to get him to stop.
Hugo rolled his eyes. "You need to work on your silencing charms Rosie Posy." He said in a singsong voice, smirking slightly.
"I'm allowed to have sex if I want, I'm twenty three, and he's my fiancé." Rose replied. "Don't call me that." She snapped.
"I can call you what I want." Hugo told her, sticking his tongue out at her, like every mature adult does. "Mum would scold you, and Dad's going to turn purple." Hugo said in a singsong voice.
There was a sound upstairs, forcing Rose and Hugo to look up. "They're waking up, because of you. Please tell me we have bacon."
"You're seriously thinking about food, now?" Hugo asked.
"Answer the question dumbwit." Rose snarled.
"Fridge." Hugo replied lamely. "Rose, what are you going to do about the naked Scorpius in your bed?"
Rose simply scowled at her younger brother, and pointed at the fridge, before running upstairs and putting more than underwear on, and also to warn her fiancé. Swearing was involved by both parties, before Scorpius was freed, fully clothed (although is pants were on back to front, and his shirt was inside out) out of the window and back to his apartment. By the time that Rose reached downstairs, her parents and younger brother were sitting at the table, munching on breakfast.
"Why were you two yelling?" Ron asked, raising his eyebrows.
Rose looked at her brother, and shook her head. "Hugo was just being too loud." She replied.
Hugo rolled his eyes. "Not my fault you were having sex with Scorpius in the next room." He said, hiding his smirk from his parents.
Rose's eyes widened as she put her head down. "Taddletale." She muttered.
"Rose…" Hermione started, sighing.
Ron made a gesture and almost choked on the bacon he was eating.
"Daddy…" Rose sighed. "Hugo's lying."
Hugo smugly went back to his bacon, laying on his plate. "You probably couldn't hear them over you…"
"Hugo, stop talking." Hermione sighed, blushing.
Rose felt her lips turn upwards slightly into a small smile. "We've been together for seven years. It's not that big a deal, we're getting married at some point, it's fine." Rose said.
Ron said nothing, recovering from the attack of bacon on his windpipe. He could not stop staring at his daughter, his little girl. "Learn a silencing charm, so Hugo doesn't find out…" He muttered, stabbing aggressively at his bacon. Hugo pouted, having hoped for Rose to get into more trouble than she had. "Well at least she's not pregnant." Ron shrugged.
Rose laughed nervously, chewing on her lip before firmly looking at her plate.
Author's Note: I'm on fire, planning of the new stories, done, two chapters for different stories written and typed today! Hope you liked, and chapter 20 should be up soon. Leave me with your thoughs.
