Hiii! Sorry again for the shortness of the last chapter. This one is a little longer, though! I hope you enjoy!


Chapter 2

Marth and Ike were practically trying to kill each other at this point. "Just let me sit in the stupid window seat, Marth!" shouted Ike, violently tugging on Marth's hair.

"No way!" yelled Marth, slapping at Ike's arm, "I need the sunshine! Otherwise my complexion won't appear to glow naturally!"

"What the hell does that even mean?" said Ike angrily. He lunged towards Marth, toppling him onto the seat. He reached out his arms and tried to choke him. Marth struggled to keep Ike's hands away from his neck.

"Would you two quit making out and buckle your God damn seatbelts?" shouted Fox from the back of the bus. Marth and Ike turned to face the bus driver glaring right at them.

"Whatever," said Ike, "Just take the stupid window seat so your stupid face can look pretty or something."

"Hmph," was Marth's only reply. He slid over to the seat near the window and crossed his arms, refusing to look at Ike. Ike did the same.

Everyone cheered as the bus finally got moving and pulled out of Smash Manor. "W-Wait! Wait for me!" shouted Captain Falcon, who was darting out of the Manor, "You guys didn't tell me you were going to the mall!"

"NOBODY LIKES YOU, CAPTAIN FALCON!" Peach cried out the window, and the bus sped away, leaving the racer behind.

"No! But I wanted to go to the mall, too..." said Falcon sadly as he watched the bus depart until it disappeared from sight, "I guess I'll just have to find a way to get there..."


After about 10 minutes of pure boredom, Pit suggested that he and Link play I Spy to pass the time. Link agreed, since there wasn't much else to do.

"I spy something that is..." said Pit, "green!"

Link slumped in his seat a little more. "Is it grass?"

"Nope!"

"What do you mean it's not grass?" asked Link, "The only thing outside the bus is tons and tons of grass!"

Pit gave Link a clever wink. "Yeah. Outside the bus, that is."

Link suddenly felt very stupid. "Oh. Right."

He scanned the bus for green things. His eye caught Yoshi, who was sputtering some nonsensical Yoshi words to Pikachu. "Is it Yoshi?" he asked.

"No. Try again!"

Link turned around and peeked at the back of the bus from his seat. Falco was throwing up out the window. Link cringed. "Is it Falco's carsickness?"

"Ew!" cried Pit, "No way, that's gross!"

"But I don't see any other green things on the bus," said Link.

Pit chuckled. "Are you sure?"

Link looked down. He suddenly felt even more stupid. "Oh. It's me, isn't it?"

"You got it!" Pit chirped, "Man, you aren't too good at this game, are you?"

"Cut me some slack. I don't usually play silly road trip games."

"They're not silly. They're fun!" said Pit, "Whatever. Now it's your turn."

Link browsed the Smash Bus for something that would stump Pit for sure. He couldn't let himself be bested by someone like Pit, after all. "I spy..." he began. Then Link spotted the perfect target. "something that is blue."

Pit peeked over the seat in front of them. "But there's so many blue things!"

"Sorry, but I'm only thinking of one."

Pit growled and took a good look at the surroundings.

"Um, the sky?"

"No."

"How about Meta Knight's cape?"

"Nope."

"Sonic's...er...self?"

"Nuh-uh."

Pit turned around. "Peach's button thing?

"Wrong again."

"Link, I'm not gonna name every blue object on this bus," said Pit, "I give up."

"It was Marth's hair," Link revealed.

Pit threw his arms up. "Aww, what? No fair." Link just snickered.


Meanwhile, in the back of the bus, Peach, Zelda, and Samus were gossiping and trying to ignore Falco's gross carsickness. "Oh my God," cried Peach, "No way!"

"But it's really true," Zelda told them both, "I heard it straight from the horse's mouth!"

"You mean he told you?" Samus inquired.

"No," replied Zelda, "I overheard him say it."

"Who was he telling?" asked Peach.

"No one. He was talking to himself again," Zelda answered.

"This certainly is interesting information," said Samus, peering over at Pit excitedly conversing with a much more calm Link in a distant seat. "I wonder if something will happen at the mall."

"Maybe..." said Peach, finger at her chin, "Perhaps we could help him."

"What do you mean?" asked Zelda.

"I mean we could make something happen," explained Peach, "I mean, with the right amount of nudging, I'm sure we can spark something!"

"An excellent suggestion, Peach," Samus smiled. The three girls huddled together and discussed their secret plan.

"Hey, ladies!" shouted a voice, causing them to jump. "What are we talking about here?" They all whipped their heads around.

"Captain Falcon?!" Peach cried, "How the Hell did you get on the bus? I thought we got rid of you!"

"As you ladies may know, I am an excellent racer, so I was able to-" Falcon's explanation was cut off when Zelda opened the door at the back of the bus and Samus shoved him off.

"NOBODY LIKES YOU, CAPTAIN FALCON!" they all shouted in unison. Captain Falcon tried to retaliate, but was hit in the face with more of Falco's carsickness, getting a cheer from Fox and the girls.


Marth held a hand mirror in front of himself, smirking at his reflection. Ike couldn't take it anymore. He snatched the mirror away and threw it on the ground. "Hey!" shouted Marth, "What the Hell did you do that for?"

"You keep looking at yourself in the mirror and then putting it away, only to pull it out again, like, 10 seconds later," Ike replied, "You've been doing this for the entire bus ride now. You look fine. Stop."

"No!" yelled Marth. He leaned over Ike and reached desperately for the mirror laying on the bus floor. "I need that mirror!"

"Dude!" Ike cried, "Get the fuck off me! You're not getting your mirror back!" He tried to push Marth away with much resistance.

"First of all, watch your language! And second," Marth raised his bus so the entire bus could hear him, "I NEED MY MIRROR!"

"Ew, gross!" Ike heard someone shout in the back. He turned around. Popo and Nana were shielding each other's eyes.

Lucario pointed at them and shouted, "Dear God! Keep it in your pants, you two!"

"Huh?" said Ike. Then he looked down, and realized what was going on. "W-Wait! This isn't what it looks like!"

"You're disturbing the entire bus, you horny idiots!" Bowser roared.

Marth got off of Ike and sat up. "What the hell is going on? Why is everyone yelling at us?"

Ike unbuckled his seatbelt and stood in front of the bus. "Look, everyone. Marth wasn't doing that to me! I just threw his mirror on the ground and then he reached over to grab it!"

Suddenly, the bus went over a bump in the road. Ike fell over, right on top of Marth's mirror.

"Get off of my mirror, you asshole!" Marth shouted, and he tackled Ike.

"I thought you told me to watch my language, jerk!" Ike yelled back. The two struggled and fought on the floor.

"Ugh! Get a room, you two!" Fox called from the back. Marth and Ike were two busy trying to kill each other to hear him, however. Everyone sighed.

Pit glanced outside. Once he realized where they were, he smiled. "Hey everyone," he shouted to catch the attention of the entire Smash Bus, "We finally made it to the mall!" Everyone cheered (except for Link, who was groaning at the thought of the mall). The bus pulled into the parking lot, and all of the Smashers hopped off the bus.


Oh, Ike and Marth XD

Alright, that's chapter 2! It's funny, this fic is called "Link's Crazy Mall Adventure" and they haven't even stepped inside the mall yet. Mall antics will begin in the next chapter and I plan for them to take up most of the story. Sorry if the jokes in this one were a little lewd. I'll tone the suggestive stuff down next time (unless you guys like that kinda stuff and want me to keep going XD).

I also want to announce that I'm planning to add some romance to this story, as was subtly hinted by Peach, Zelda, and Samus earlier in this chapter. Nothing serious or anything, I just feel like throwing ships in here so I can write some more silly stuff! This includes slash and femslash (boy x boy and girl x girl), so if this makes you uncomfortable, you're a jerk and you probably shouldn't read this fic anymore.

Chapter 3 coming soon!